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By *razydriver8 OP   Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

walk up to a guy, hand him a briefcase and wisper " you know what to do" then walk off...

what have you always wanted to do.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" walk up to a guy, hand him a briefcase and wisper " you know what to do" then walk off...

what have you always wanted to do..... "

Um how would he know or am I being thick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a male doctor at work who always seems to use the loo before moments before i get to it and makes it stink to high heaven...just once, i would like to go in there, let rip one of my best parps and him have to go in there after me grrrr

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


" walk up to a guy, hand him a briefcase and wisper " you know what to do" then walk off...

what have you always wanted to do..... "

Open it. I'm gullible and nosey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hire two separate private investigators to surreptitiously follow each other

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By *razydriver8 OP   Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


" walk up to a guy, hand him a briefcase and wisper " you know what to do" then walk off...

what have you always wanted to do.....

Um how would he know or am I being thick x"

lmao.. like in all the spy movies..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


" walk up to a guy, hand him a briefcase and wisper " you know what to do" then walk off...

what have you always wanted to do.....

Um how would he know or am I being thick x"

Too serious, too logical maybe?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

better to hand jim a cello case!

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

turn up at the bank monday morning and say right where do you want me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a meet off Fab....

Pity shag anyone...?

...anyone?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Get a meet off Fab....

Pity shag anyone...?

...anyone?

"

If you insist.

But go easy on the pillow.

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"Get a meet off Fab....

Pity shag anyone...?

...anyone?

"

pmsl that did make me check out your profile xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand my dentist a bottle of listerine to help with his caffeine induced hallitosis...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a meet off Fab....

Pity shag anyone...?

...anyone?

If you insist.

But go easy on the pillow."

Ha ha I knew a man would be the first to comment. Be gentle ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a meet off Fab....

Pity shag anyone...?

...anyone?

pmsl that did make me check out your profile xx"

Yeah, you forgot to leave a message or was it just so you could block me? Ha ha x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"better to hand jim a cello case!"

Jim who ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh bugger, these threads always make me think about that stuff and ask myself why I have not done it. Then I get all indecisive and itchy feety.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

oops slip of the finger 'him' not 'jim' in reply to handing 'him' a briefcase fantasy!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Walk up to the bar in a pub I've never been to before and say to the barmaid "A pint of the usual please."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a meet off Fab....

Pity shag anyone...?

...anyone?

pmsl that did make me check out your profile xx"

Me too

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"Get a meet off Fab....

Pity shag anyone...?

...anyone?

pmsl that did make me check out your profile xx

Me too "

lol we didnt say yes tho did we xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hire two separate private investigators to surreptitiously follow each other"

pmsl

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

cover myself in large bubble wrap and roll round the floor until its all popped

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"cover myself in large bubble wrap and roll round the floor until its all popped"

Do it - it's fun. I used to do this with my nephews when they were young.

I have also used bubblewrap to leave myself as a fragile gift for a man one Christmas. So many uses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a meet off Fab....

Pity shag anyone...?

...anyone?

pmsl that did make me check out your profile xx

Me too

lol we didnt say yes tho did we xxx "

Didn't say no either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a fantastic idea diamond im off to the pound shop 1st thing in the morning

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"Get a meet off Fab....

Pity shag anyone...?

...anyone?

pmsl that did make me check out your profile xx

Me too

lol we didnt say yes tho did we xxx

Didn't say no either "

you win lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a meet off Fab....

Pity shag anyone...?

...anyone?

pmsl that did make me check out your profile xx

Me too

lol we didnt say yes tho did we xxx

Didn't say no either you win lol xx"

Where's my prize xx

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"Get a meet off Fab....

Pity shag anyone...?

...anyone?

pmsl that did make me check out your profile xx

Me too

lol we didnt say yes tho did we xxx

Didn't say no either you win lol xx

Where's my prize xx"

well sweetie i think youd better ask him lol he was the one wanted a mercy shag lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

This briefcase will explode in 30 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" walk up to a guy, hand him a briefcase and wisper " you know what to do" then walk off...

what have you always wanted to do..... "

Just don't do it down in London right now!

Apparently there's some sporting event soon that's got all the local coppers twitchy!

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