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"For example! "Hi! I'm Tarquin! As its couples night and I didn't get any replies from my meet today post - i'd like to introduce you to my mother!" " Not keen on the name old chap, but some of us would be flattered by yer mother. | |||
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""Fancy a shag?" "Well as no one else seems to want either of us I agree with them about you" " I wouldnt say you knew the alphabet to them . . . You would come slightly unstuck ( just so you know, its a, b, c , D not a, b, c, B ) | |||
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""Fancy a shag?" "Well as no one else seems to want either of us I agree with them about you" I wouldnt say you knew the alphabet to them . . . You would come slightly unstuck ( just so you know, its a, b, c , D not a, b, c, B )" Well I wouldn't be so gobby about your reading skills either (seeing as you wish to carry on an argument from another closed Thread). What I actually said was: "c) If you don't like b) don't dish out what you can't take " It was a backward referral. | |||
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"True one: ...Couple coming down stairs in Chams. get to the bottom and the lady hears her mothers voice say 'What the hell are you two doing here?' The situation wasn't helped later at the bar when the son in law said to the mother ..'Fancy popping upstairs for a while?' Got to admire him for that? He must have balls of solid granite! " | |||
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"You're definately the most convincing TV here tonight and those falsies are amazing!!!!!! Oh!!! You're the owners wife!!! " Pmsl Hahaha | |||
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"If nobody wants to do it, I'll suck my own cock. " We don't think that's a bad ice-breaker!! We'd watch that all day!! lol | |||
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"So. Do You come here often? Get it? Come here often? It's a swingers club isn't it after all? Ha Ha! Come here often? Come? COME? You know? Come? Orgasm? Oh for fucks sake!!!! " I don't get it | |||
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"Eh! " I said do you........oh never mind. You're not my type anyway! Now where's the buffet? | |||
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"True story at Cupids a good few years ago.... A couple entered an open play room and soon the dozen or so single guys had got into the room too. From a single guys perspective the club had been deadly quiet and there was a palpable tension in the air as the lady started to play with her man. I was lieing next to them and after a few minutes made eye contact and got the nod to start to join in. Pretty quickly afterwards, most of the other guys had crowded round and the couple was having fun and clearly enjoying the attention. Then form the doorway, as loud as you like, a guy shouts out "Does she cook too?" The lady heard this and instantly ended the play, stating loudly that she did, and thanks to the loudmouth the fun was over. Said Loudmouth was last seen running down the road chased by almost every single guy in Cupids....ok the last sentance is untrue but the guy did leave the club pretty quickly after the incident" haha i think she was just moody, that sounds pretty funny banter to me, but too much talking about random stuff when they group stuff going down aint for me but thats one thing ive not liked sometimes at parties, when you get people who just talk about fucking anythign while ur having sex, bit off putting when someones having full conversations about the most meaningless off putting stuff killing the mood lol, im thinking just coz u cum dont mean i should be listening to you talk about football or something else i dont particulary care about right now lol , i much prefer a proper sexy mood | |||
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"So. Do You come here often? Get it? Come here often? It's a swingers club isn't it after all? Ha Ha! Come here often? Come? COME? You know? Come? Orgasm? Oh for fucks sake!!!! I don't get it " Going to the wrong clubs then. | |||
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"True story at Cupids a good few years ago.... A couple entered an open play room and soon the dozen or so single guys had got into the room too. From a single guys perspective the club had been deadly quiet and there was a palpable tension in the air as the lady started to play with her man. I was lieing next to them and after a few minutes made eye contact and got the nod to start to join in. Pretty quickly afterwards, most of the other guys had crowded round and the couple was having fun and clearly enjoying the attention. Then form the doorway, as loud as you like, a guy shouts out "Does she cook too?" The lady heard this and instantly ended the play, stating loudly that she did, and thanks to the loudmouth the fun was over. Said Loudmouth was last seen running down the road chased by almost every single guy in Cupids....ok the last sentance is untrue but the guy did leave the club pretty quickly after the incident haha i think she was just moody, that sounds pretty funny banter to me, but too much talking about random stuff when they group stuff going down aint for me but thats one thing ive not liked sometimes at parties, when you get people who just talk about fucking anythign while ur having sex, bit off putting when someones having full conversations about the most meaningless off putting stuff killing the mood lol, im thinking just coz u cum dont mean i should be listening to you talk about football or something else i dont particulary care about right now lol , i much prefer a proper sexy mood" | |||
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"So. Do You come here often? Get it? Come here often? It's a swingers club isn't it after all? Ha Ha! Come here often? Come? COME? You know? Come? Orgasm? Oh for fucks sake!!!! " love it, best laugh i have had all day | |||
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