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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So after being around this crazy place since 2007 as a single male & part of a couple. I’ve come to the conclusion this is about right;

Out of 100 messages received

50 will be 1 word messages = deleted

25 will be fake/brand new accounts = deleted

10 will be real accounts but not read your profile = deleted

10 will be time wasters, talk about a meet yet always busy? = deleted

3 will be the gender/sexual orientation you’re not looking for = deleted

2 will be none of the above and seemingly a ‘match’ for fun. 1 of the two will delete their profile as soon as you add them as a friend.

The final 1 profile you end up deleting because you don’t trust them!

This place is fucked up.

Happy new year and I hope to meet some of you as soon as Boris says we’re allowed outside & the weather outside isn’t frightful

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Why stay then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So after being around this crazy place since 2007 as a single male & part of a couple. I’ve come to the conclusion this is about right;

Out of 100 messages received

50 will be 1 word messages = deleted

25 will be fake/brand new accounts = deleted

10 will be real accounts but not read your profile = deleted

10 will be time wasters, talk about a meet yet always busy? = deleted

3 will be the gender/sexual orientation you’re not looking for = deleted

2 will be none of the above and seemingly a ‘match’ for fun. 1 of the two will delete their profile as soon as you add them as a friend.

The final 1 profile you end up deleting because you don’t trust them!

This place is fucked up.

Happy new year and I hope to meet some of you as soon as Boris says we’re allowed outside & the weather outside isn’t frightful

"

I get what you mean, to be honest though it's to be expected. Good things come to those who wait and I'm in no rush, neither should you be.

The world is fucked up, not just fab haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have this problem as I've used filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had over 100 messages today and at least 20 were from genuine people

Unfortunately it’s impossible to meet so the chatting doesn’t last long

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Had over 100 messages today and at least 20 were from genuine people

Unfortunately it’s impossible to meet so the chatting doesn’t last long

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I find that as well. Someone who definitely ticks all your boxes, but the online chat just fizzles out x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How has no one seen the humour in this post?

It’s light hearted humour! I’ve had plenty of meets. Private at my/our house, met at others houses, hotels, clubs etc

I’M NOT MOANING! Haha! Take a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How has no one seen the humour in this post?

It’s light hearted humour! I’ve had plenty of meets. Private at my/our house, met at others houses, hotels, clubs etc

I’M NOT MOANING! Haha! Take a joke"

I'm not sure where the humour in the post is OP? Seems the previous posters didn't find it either. A lot is lost in translation via text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How has no one seen the humour in this post?

It’s light hearted humour! I’ve had plenty of meets. Private at my/our house, met at others houses, hotels, clubs etc

I’M NOT MOANING! Haha! Take a joke

I'm not sure where the humour in the post is OP? Seems the previous posters didn't find it either. A lot is lost in translation via text "

Yeah I didn't find any humour in it, hmm..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve been around here for over 13 years (as a couple & single male) - if I wasn’t getting meets as my estimates suggest would I be here? = Humour

Estimates on numbers = Humour

Once Boris says we’re allowed out = Humour

& the weather outside isn’t frightful = Humour

I maybe should’ve added a few emojis or HAHA’s?

Whichever way I’ve seemingly come across as a whinger? obviously not my aim

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Glad I'm not the only one who saw no humour in the post!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Glad I'm not the only one who saw no humour in the post!"

And not being a whinger, he wouldn't write a whinging status update whinging about people not seeing humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here’s some laughs for you all;

Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha

Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad I'm not the only one who saw no humour in the post!

And not being a whinger, he wouldn't write a whinging status update whinging about people not seeing humour "

FINALLY! Someone has a sense of humour

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Glad I'm not the only one who saw no humour in the post!

And not being a whinger, he wouldn't write a whinging status update whinging about people not seeing humour

FINALLY! Someone has a sense of humour "

Yeaaay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad I'm not the only one who saw no humour in the post!

And not being a whinger, he wouldn't write a whinging status update whinging about people not seeing humour

FINALLY! Someone has a sense of humour

Yeaaay "

I would have winked you to show my appreciation but I’m too young

Thank you for actually having a sense of humour and being able to see the irony

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Here’s some laughs for you all;

Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha

Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar "

Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the thread completely.

Been on 6yrs now.. and your probably right.

Betime you get the 1 genuine real person .. your cheesed off with the 99.. it gets missed.

Happy new yr x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s some laughs for you all;

Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha

Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar

Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it "

I’d probably be late with all the meets I get invited too & don’t try sarcasm it doesn’t suit you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get the thread completely.

Been on 6yrs now.. and your probably right.

Betime you get the 1 genuine real person .. your cheesed off with the 99.. it gets missed.

Happy new yr x"

Yes, exactly! There are meets that happen OBVIOUSLY.

Thanks for helping point out the context of my attempted humorous post

Happy new year

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Here’s some laughs for you all;

Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha

Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar

Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it

I’d probably be late with all the meets I get invited too & don’t try sarcasm it doesn’t suit you "

Sweetheart that wasn't me being sarcastic....you'd know about it if I were.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s some laughs for you all;

Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha

Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar

Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it

I’d probably be late with all the meets I get invited too & don’t try sarcasm it doesn’t suit you

Sweetheart that wasn't me being sarcastic....you'd know about it if I were."

‘Sweetheart’ HAHA!!!! Brilliant!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Here’s some laughs for you all;

Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha

Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar

Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it

I’d probably be late with all the meets I get invited too & don’t try sarcasm it doesn’t suit you

Sweetheart that wasn't me being sarcastic....you'd know about it if I were.

‘Sweetheart’ HAHA!!!! Brilliant! "

And the penny drops...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s some laughs for you all;

Haha, LOL, LMAO, ROFL, Hehe, LMFAO, Haha

Hope that helps you all have a better year in 2021 and helps with your sense of humour radar

Don't give up your day job and become a comedian...you'd never make it

I’d probably be late with all the meets I get invited too & don’t try sarcasm it doesn’t suit you

Sweetheart that wasn't me being sarcastic....you'd know about it if I were.

‘Sweetheart’ HAHA!!!! Brilliant!

And the penny drops..."

Issue is you don’t see the irony in your own messages That in itself is very humorous

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton


"I’ve been around here for over 13 years (as a couple & single male) - if I wasn’t getting meets as my estimates suggest would I be here? = Humour

Estimates on numbers = Humour

Once Boris says we’re allowed out = Humour

& the weather outside isn’t frightful = Humour

I maybe should’ve added a few emojis or HAHA’s?

Whichever way I’ve seemingly come across as a whinger? obviously not my aim"

Not lost on me mate...been here on and off 10 years, Happy New Year !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve been around here for over 13 years (as a couple & single male) - if I wasn’t getting meets as my estimates suggest would I be here? = Humour

Estimates on numbers = Humour

Once Boris says we’re allowed out = Humour

& the weather outside isn’t frightful = Humour

I maybe should’ve added a few emojis or HAHA’s?

Whichever way I’ve seemingly come across as a whinger? obviously not my aim

Not lost on me mate...been here on and off 10 years, Happy New Year !!"

Glad to hear it. Happy nee year and best of lick getting that BBC wet going forward

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