FabSwingers.com forum: Boring meet requests

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the most boring request you've had a for a meet. Mine is being asked to go around to a guys house to wank him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting a strange sense of déjà vu

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Every single one from a man whenever I drop my filters for a forum game

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

"What is the most boring request you've had a for a meet. Mine is being asked to go around to a guys house to wank him off "

Had quite a few of those. The annoying thing is usually they seem to think they're doing you a favour.

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

"Fit you, Want a wank?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the most boring request you've had a for a meet. Mine is being asked to go around to a guys house to wank him off "

I’ve been requested to be sucked off by an eager chap who did not read what I was looking for. I politely declined as I was just preparing Christmas lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the most boring request you've had a for a meet. Mine is being asked to go around to a guys house to wank him off "

What is boring to you may have been a big step for him

Not all guys breeze into same sex meets

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Late one night a couple messages me and it simply said fuck mrs now no chit chat yes no? Once I worked out what they wanted I said no thanks them obviously I was labelled fake and a bottle job etc etc then blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fit you, Want a wank?""

I'm still waiting for you to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had nice and simple" fuck now?"

Strangely i said no

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

""Fit you, Want a wank?"

I'm still waiting for you to reply

Well if the offers still there..

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

"Ive had nice and simple" fuck now?"

Strangely i said no"

Must of been hard to resist, well done lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A request for a meet and boring are never thought of in the same sentence to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive had nice and simple" fuck now?"

Strangely i said no"
Frigid !

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Been offered “blow and go” quite a lot off blokes .... but I’ll be honest I think my hair looks fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a request to go and meet and have a drink in a converted van...

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By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area

"Ive had nice and simple" fuck now?"

Strangely i said no"

Loads of these from people 100s of miles away.. Would take a few hours to get there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive had nice and simple" fuck now?"

Strangely i said no

Loads of these from people 100s of miles away.. Would take a few hours to get there..

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i know that makes it even worse ....poor blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive had nice and simple" fuck now?"

Strangely i said noFrigid !

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i know i mean how could i resist

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I often say do you wanna take a look at my stamp collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if I wanted to have a car meet and watch him wank through the window.

It was a bit cold so I declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked if I would 'service' a guy before. I declined as I'm not a mechanic so wouldn't feel qualified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked if I wanted to have a car meet and watch him wank through the window.

It was a bit cold so I declined "

Iv had this too

Also "meet now"

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

People that just want to watch.

If we’re going to go to the effort of meeting with you, we Damn well want to play with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the most boring request you've had a for a meet. Mine is being asked to go around to a guys house to wank him off "

Exactly the same as you.

I just go back to them and say I much prefer someone who actually wants to use their cock on making me cum too and then block them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meet request is never boring to the person sending it....not everyone scores a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often say do you wanna take a look at my stamp collection

Can we make them moist and sticky though?

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By *um2me123Man
over a year ago

burin

Least you are getting requests....i never get one unless i contact first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for a social once and casually asked what the op had been doing during the day, he said he'd been at his mums funeral and wake. I said he should have cancelled and we could have met another eve but he then said that he thought i could cheer him up with a wank.....

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

"I went for a social once and casually asked what the op had been doing during the day, he said he'd been at his mums funeral and wake. I said he should have cancelled and we could have met another eve but he then said that he thought i could cheer him up with a wank.....

Whaaaaat haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up luv fancy being bored?

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Lie back and let someone pleasure me for hours orally, not doing anything else.

Might be someone's cup of tea but its my idea of hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet now

Is an age old fave

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

He was being greedy, wasn't he? He'd already buried a stiff during the day!

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Boring ones would definitely be "wanna meet" and "wanna fuck". And they're awfully common on here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you come and wank me off in a leather glove?

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

"Suck now" is a common one.

Doesn't seem inviting enough for me to accept.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

We are lucky enough to just get “meet now/today”.

No fun requests, no elaborate stories about how the wife would love to join in but was caled away to save the world.

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By *evilmademedoitMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

""Suck now" is a common one.

Doesn't seem inviting enough for me to accept. "

I get that one quite a lot as well. Cant say I’ve ever been tempted to stop what I’m doing and take them up on the offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes the ones that say they can breathe through their ears and want to meet to give oral and nothing else... I guess it would be ok if they didn’t mind me having a nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been asked if I would 'service' a guy before. I declined as I'm not a mechanic so wouldn't feel qualified "

Ahh just a brief look at the undercarriage *suck air through your teeth* "ooo, your big ends gone love!"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I get a few mindfulness fanatics, who just write 'Now'.

It's good to see more people living in the moment but I assume a reply could spoil it for them. Especially if I were to mention that I'm bouncing a dildo like there's no tomorrow and had really been wishing a savvy bloke would surely assume that any moment I'm logged in, my knickers are ready for pulling off.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The standard "Wanna meet?" is as boring as they come. I don't know why anybody thinks that will be met positively.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

As good as FAF

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