FabSwingers.com forum: Best new (to you) old joke of 2020

By *cankeep OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I only heard this joke for the first time during this year but apparently it's an old one. Made me laugh though.

I was in Tesco earlier and just could not find any deodorant. So I asked a nearby assistant "Excuse me, do you have any deodorant in stock?".

I think the assistant was Swedish given the accent, as he replied "Aerosol or ball?".

"No, it's just for under my arms" said I...

Apparently that's a pretty old joke! Any new to you but apparently old jokes you want to share?! We need a laugh after this year!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Europe

Europe who?

NO YOU’RE A POO!

By *cankeep OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Knock knock

Who’s there?

Europe

Europe who?

NO YOU’RE A POO!"

Quite apt!

By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Knock knock

Who's there?

Me, your fucking bell doesn't work!

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

What did one arse cheek say to the other arse cheek?

If we pull together we can stop this shit.