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"A baby elephant.x" I was just about to type elephant. Not a baby though. I’d be a big daddy elephant with huge tusks and a heavily weathered trunk. | |||
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"A bus, and I would pick people up for free just to know what it feels like to have someone inside me " | |||
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"A cat so I could lick my own ass " Another cat so you can lick my arse as well | |||
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"A bus, and I would pick people up for free just to know what it feels like to have someone inside me " Omg just spit out my coffee | |||
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"A fridge. Then I'd shout , 'You fucking LIAR,' everytime the person who 'never' eats opens the door. " In which case can you tell me please, if the light really does go out, when you shut the fridge door? | |||
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"A bird so I could fly over peeps and shit on some! X" You could always buy a hang glider | |||
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"A fridge. Then I'd shout , 'You fucking LIAR,' everytime the person who 'never' eats opens the door. In which case can you tell me please, if the light really does go out, when you shut the fridge door?" I'm the fridge. I don't shut the door. So I can't answer that. What I can tell you is that the light goes out every time YOU shut the fridge door. | |||
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"A fridge. Then I'd shout , 'You fucking LIAR,' everytime the person who 'never' eats opens the door. In which case can you tell me please, if the light really does go out, when you shut the fridge door? I'm the fridge. I don't shut the door. So I can't answer that. What I can tell you is that the light goes out every time YOU shut the fridge door. " Many thanks for clearing that up for me. It's been bothering me for probably half a century. I was going to ask, what would happen if someone twiddled your temperature control buttons? | |||
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"....or a spitfire! That would be pretty cool " Oh yeah, I would love that | |||
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"....or a spitfire! That would be pretty cool Oh yeah, I would love that " I’d do a victory roll for you’s then a full throttle fly past at low altitude followed by climbing the tip my wings for you as i roared off to the distance. | |||
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"I'd smile" Would dat be Co2? | |||
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"If you could shape shift what or who you would turn into? (The change lasts 6 months)" edited and changed A lady then to experience what she experiences everyday The cramps, the periods, shaving, the work The question would be would I ever want to change back again. | |||
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"A cat so I could lick my own ass " | |||
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"I shape shift into Tina Titz. Rather than utilising a phone box, or eating a banana, the double hammock bra goes on, there is a flash (as the leopard print undies go on), a shower of glitter and fairy dust and then Lo! in all her glory stands Tina Titz, her poise only slightly marred by a minion, hoovering up the glitter and fairy dust from the carpet " Love this | |||
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"A shark Don’t tell Essex Tom though. " This made me laugh | |||
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"A bus, and I would pick people up for free just to know what it feels like to have someone inside me " Room for one on top | |||
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"A squirrel, a peregrine falcon, a skier in Switzerland " Random but good | |||
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"If you could shape shift what or who you would turn into? (The change lasts 24 hours)" I mean.......a hot woman...... | |||
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