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"The don't make them like they used to. I miss the ones about the photocopy repairman with the dodgy moustache "Most photocopiers are Bob Marley fans as they're always jammin. Jus sayin | |||
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"The don't make them like they used to. I miss the ones about the photocopy repairman with the dodgy moustache
Most photocopiers are Bob Marley fans as they're always jammin. Jus sayin " | |||
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" This bloke Cums in a woman’s face, breaks the washing machine and fucks off. " At least she got paid for the damages in advance | |||
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"we’ve opened our selves out. " Should be ‘Porned our selves out’. FFS | |||
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"During this lockdown me n the missus have seen so much Porn we’ve opened our selves out. The other day we tried something new. We decided to watch a Porn film backwards... This bloke Cums in a woman’s face, breaks the washing machine and fucks off. " The last one i watched backwards, the bloke hoovered all his spunk off her face with his cock | |||
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"During this lockdown me n the missus have seen so much Porn we’ve opened our selves out. The other day we tried something new. We decided to watch a Porn film backwards... This bloke Cums in a woman’s face, breaks the washing machine and fucks off. The last one i watched backwards, the bloke hoovered all his spunk off her face with his cock"  | |||
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"During this lockdown me n the missus have seen so much Porn we’ve opened our selves out. The other day we tried something new. We decided to watch a Porn film backwards... This bloke Cums in a woman’s face, breaks the washing machine and fucks off. The last one i watched backwards, the bloke hoovered all his spunk off her face with his cock" Made us both laugh and smile! Thank you  | |||
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"Yeah just found out I (hubby) have been accepted for a part in a Porn film... Apparently I’m the husband who goes to work!!! Ok, not true but just about everyone in the country is down in the dumps (with good reason). Posted this to (try and) make somebody smile. " Good effort If you need someone to play the paperboy that is seduced by your sexy wife   | |||
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"Yeah just found out I (hubby) have been accepted for a part in a Porn film... Apparently I’m the husband who goes to work!!! Ok, not true but just about everyone in the country is down in the dumps (with good reason). Posted this to (try and) make somebody smile. " What are the chances, I’ve just been hired as the plumber who needs to fix a leaky tap but her husband has just gone to work...  | |||
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