FabSwingers.com forum: Lie about the person above part 5

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

do your funniest

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Nothing funny about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesn't like trifle

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

spends 3 hours a day watching button moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

runs a sex shop.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Spends all day shoplifting from sex shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a spice girls tattoo

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

applies for a part in pirates of the carribean 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

farms gongs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a prison warden

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Consumer tests towels for John Lewis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got a the job consumer testing towels for John Lewis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and coat tabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tap danced with Roy Castle

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

was the inspiration for willy wonker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to carry bald men in her bra

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

tells every one he has a 10 inch dong but only has 2 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tells every one he has a 10 inch dong but only has 2 inches

Correct, that IS a lie

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has a life size image of gok wan in the bedroom and asks it daily

..."how do I look good naked..?"

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

tells every one he has a BMW 4x4 when he only has an escort van

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"tells every one he has a BMW 4x4 when he only has an escort van

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has hair conditioner on their face

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

thinks fatale means she has to kill and eats her lovers

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"thinks fatale means she has to kill and eats her lovers "
wears a skirt

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is free with her favours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has ginger hair

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

wears a merkin to impress the ladies

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"wears a merkin to impress the ladies "
wears funny hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

part 5`s pushing it

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Runs a vest museum.

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

still looking for upper part of his body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a Morris dancer fetish

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Is a netted Mermaid

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"Has a Morris dancer fetish"

pmsl how did you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once dated Jimmy Saville

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

People like him

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

has a fetish for all things furry,carries a cat around with him muttering Mr Bond i presume

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Love stroking pussy

Lives on pot noodles

The slag of snack foods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tucks his vest in his pants

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Vest sticks out the legs of my y fronts

Only wears a string vest and fluffy slippers to the bear hug club

With a badge that says chase me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Continuously peppers his conversation with T.O.W.I.E. catch-phrases ….

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Loves dressing all macho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually lives in a bungalow

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

uses dental floss to keep his g string up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears silver hot pants under his kilt

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Is coping quite well in the outside world after his release from Prison

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Will never leave that secure hospital ward

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"Wears silver hot pants under his kilt"

how did you know about that - have you been peeking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once missed his bus due to getting his tongue stuck to a frozen lamppost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her favourite footwear are Derry boots

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

took of his 44AA bra for the photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears 'wonder underpants' under his silver hot pants

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Eats slugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantasies about me of an evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came last in an egg and spoon race because he couldn’t work out how to get the spoon to balance on the egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tried to light a fag off a radiator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is not a repeater

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is bella emberg

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

stads naked in front of his window each evening hoping to be arrested by a nice policeman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a world renowned expert on the sex-life of Starfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loves straight men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is fighting women off with a shitty stick

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

and he learned the technique from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has lost his shitty stick

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Collects smurfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears shoes that squeak so loud they cause strangers to smirk as he walks-by

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

goes to the hairdresser and gets a number one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has no need for a Flymo to trim his ear and nasal hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had an unfortunate incident with some styrofoam and bubble wrap

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is a friend of Dorothy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once had an unfortunate incident with some styrofoam and bubble wrap"

I can assure you it's happened on more than one occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chases haggis ,s round his garden xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears two eye patches because his eyes can pierce your soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pickles ferrets on tuesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"chases haggis ,s round his garden xx"

I chase them the wrong way round the slope, so they fall over, because they have two short and two long legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wears two eye patches because his eyes can pierce your soul

Would love for an unwashed Noel Edmonds to feed him tinned tomatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owns a Mr Blobby Suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kens sumae yies may be hae'in a wee proablim wi hiz accent, bein fae Dundee an'a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokes a pipe

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

All of his pets are named after characters from the magic roundabout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of his pets are named after characters from the magic roundabout "

No longer has to wear 'pyjama pants' to keep his mattress intact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once cooked a squirrel using nothing but some kindling and a copy of Razzle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once cooked a squirrel using nothing but some kindling and a copy of Razzle."

I've always been 'wank' at cooking

The caked y-fronts that time are not the only Dundee cake he's ever knocked out

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Wears a Mr man suit and calls himself Mr sexy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once cooked a squirrel using nothing but some kindling and a copy of Razzle.

I've always been 'wank' at cooking

The caked y-fronts that time are not the only Dundee cake he's ever knocked out

Ordered 5 pairs of said y-fronts from my ebay page.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Cries every night because the coleherne pub is now a straight bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cries every night because the coleherne pub is now a straight bar"

Has a Cilla Black fetish.

(ps, where on earth is the Coleherne pub?)

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Doesn't matter, it's gone now!

Keeps a gimp mask in his pocket "just in case"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Doesn't matter, it's gone now!

Keeps a gimp mask in his pocket "just in case""

Does not go on numerous day trips or short break holidays.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Doesn't matter, it's gone now!

Keeps a gimp mask in his pocket "just in case"

Does not go on numerous day trips or short break holidays.

You mean voluntarily

Stirs spew in a big cauldron

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

takes most of his journeys in the back of a G4S court transport van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used his face to break a boxers hand

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is the leading weight loss champion at weightwatchers

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Has knicked my fekin skirt AGAIN

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

she is no lady

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"she is no lady

Your supposed to LIE !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

caught eating jelly off a womans belly

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Sucks my thong to get to sleep

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

works for g4s as security at olympics but couldnt be arsed to turn up

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"works for g4s as security at olympics but couldnt be arsed to turn up"

Only meets leprachauns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has a fetish for dressing up as a baby and being spanked wearing a nappy

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By *andk1Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

Former world tiddly wink champion until stripped of the title for match rigging, also known to make a mean fish supper.

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

lies like a cheap persian carpet

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can put a king size hotdog in his mush sideways

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

had a major part in "Prisoner in Cell Block H"

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I played the part of vinegar tits

Has all the back episodes of cell block h on his Betamax recorder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't dress up as a pirate

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

Exercises his cock on the elastic of his boxer shorts daily, in a vain attempt to become The World Champion penis weight lifter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always dresses up as a yeti at fancy dress party's

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Always dresses up as a yeti at fancy dress party's

Is a professional photographer and has taken the avatar pics of half the men on this site.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is actually "Miss Milton Keynes 1992"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*late again as usual*

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

applied for the job of caretaker in harry potter and got it x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Claims to have an hospital appointment every third Tuesday of the month. In reality he attends Morris Dancing practise

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Bought a new pc for his train spotting database

Has an unusual fetish that involves lupins and Lego bricks

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

lets his nasal hair grow to join his moustache

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

had an unfortunate accident with a jack russel while wearing a kilt and now talks with a high sqeaky voice

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is a holiday rep for saga...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Saga =sex and games (for the) aged

Banned from mothercare for stealing breast pumps

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has just put in an offer for an apartment on the top floor of the Shard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has a long one ..................

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(profile that is)

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

thinks that Chatham should be the new Cannes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has moss growing in her creases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thinks that Chatham should be the new Cannes"
but that's true!

Duracelldick needs recharding.

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has a hot line to the Viagra factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

recharging even

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"has just put in an offer for an apartment on the top floor of the Shard"

Damn estate agent can't keep his mouth shut.

Has an iq of 168 and is a member of mensa

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

stands on a corner down the docks wishing it was a hot and sandy beach

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"has just put in an offer for an apartment on the top floor of the Shard

Damn estate agent can't keep his mouth shut.

Has an iq of 168 and is a member of mensa"

that was the bit that was true - well perhaps not mensa

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

It's raw fried eggs, straight from the BBQ

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Is a holiday rep for saga...

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I wish i might get laid

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Let's hope she takes her teeth out for you

Dreams of affording a saga holiday

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

cant wait till he is old enough to qualify for a saga holiday

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Thinks he's Mel Gibson

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is thinking about breast reduction surgery

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

his sporran is really a purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is a tellytubby!!!

(well, look at his hair, lol)

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

preferrs cuddling up with a book rather than a partner

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Prefers cuddling his teddy

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

had a penis enlargement operation that went wrong

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"He is a tellytubby!!!

(well, look at his hair, lol)"

Eh Oh !!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

1.47 metres tall

Measure him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's the meet king

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is shy and retiring and frightened of women

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Feeds laxatives to the swans at harts boatyard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is an out of work male stripper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hollows out fish fingers and pokes dog shit in them amd serves them up to guests.

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Are world naked pool champions for 2012.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steals sweets from children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got caught showing the monkies how to wank at Twycross Zoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes the jam out of jammy dodgers and replaces them with baboons arse's

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"Feeds laxatives to the swans at harts boatyard

is a right royal personage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hollows out fish fingers and pokes dog shit in them amd serves them up to guests."

Pmsl, have done things very similar

lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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has eggs stains on his vest

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Spunk actually

Loves to get a new avatar every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Spunk actually

Loves to get a new avatar every day

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great name for a parody porn movie....

Is not a cheeky sod who needs a spanking

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

is not sarcastic in the forums

EVER

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"is not sarcastic in the forums

EVER

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has bought a season ticket for St Andrews....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Became the penfriend then fiancee of the naked rambled while he was in custody.

Has a naked wedding planned at beachy head (as long as he doesn't get arrested en route).

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Became the penfriend then fiancee of the naked rambled while he was in custody.

Has a naked wedding planned at beachy head (as long as he doesn't get arrested en route)."
lost her halo in her knickers....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Likes mowing the lawn in her slippers

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Likes mowing the lawn in her slippers "
wears a itsi bitsi yellow polka dot thong

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Makes wedding cake from grass cuttings

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Only knows cos he has a regular mail order during nettle season for tingly cupcakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flashes the window cleaner to get 50p off her bill.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

is a morris dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was siouxsie sioux in the 80's

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"She was siouxsie sioux in the 80's

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hates soaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can fart the national anthem

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Infested with worms

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