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I’d like to make some new fab friends 
To keep each other positive and strong through the unusual times to come 
Sell yourself if someone likes the sound of you see what happens ...
I’m a Yorkshire gent
I’m one of the funniest people I know .
I have all my own teeth and wash daily 
I don’t mean to blow my own trumpet but 
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"It’s looking like it’s on the cards the only answer to this situation is a lockdown ....
I’d like to make some new fab friends
To keep each other positive and strong through the unusual times to come
Sell yourself if someone likes the sound of you see what happens ...
I’m a Yorkshire gent
I’m one of the funniest people I know .
I have all my own teeth and wash daily
I don’t mean to blow my own trumpet but
Let’s see if I can make some new pals "Can you blow your own trumpet? Do you have pics? | |||
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"It’s looking like it’s on the cards the only answer to this situation is a lockdown ....
I’d like to make some new fab friends
To keep each other positive and strong through the unusual times to come
Sell yourself if someone likes the sound of you see what happens ...
I’m a Yorkshire gent
I’m one of the funniest people I know .
I have all my own teeth and wash daily
I don’t mean to blow my own trumpet but
Let’s see if I can make some new pals
Can you blow your own trumpet? Do you have pics?"I don’t blow my own trumpet sorry I’m not very flexible   | |||
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"These threads are always a giggle... I'm Lu, a slightly mental gobshite, he's Jeff, also mental, also a gobshite... We're artists, marvel geeks and deviants. We're very friendly "Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day  | |||
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"These threads are always a giggle... I'm Lu, a slightly mental gobshite, he's Jeff, also mental, also a gobshite... We're artists, marvel geeks and deviants. We're very friendly "I was called a geek last night
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"These threads are always a giggle... I'm Lu, a slightly mental gobshite, he's Jeff, also mental, also a gobshite... We're artists, marvel geeks and deviants. We're very friendly
Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns.
Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day "It's a little worrying that I need to break this to you....but you've never been our only friend Posh....
So damn needy!
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"These threads are always a giggle... I'm Lu, a slightly mental gobshite, he's Jeff, also mental, also a gobshite... We're artists, marvel geeks and deviants. We're very friendly
Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns.
Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
It's a little worrying that I need to break this to you....but you've never been our only friend Posh....
So damn needy!
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"These threads are always a giggle... I'm Lu, a slightly mental gobshite, he's Jeff, also mental, also a gobshite... We're artists, marvel geeks and deviants. We're very friendly
Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns.
Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
It's a little worrying that I need to break this to you....but you've never been our only friend Posh....
So damn needy!
"What. The. Actual. Fuck. (And I shall swear whenever I like cos I'm a grown up ) | |||
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"These threads are always a giggle... I'm Lu, a slightly mental gobshite, he's Jeff, also mental, also a gobshite... We're artists, marvel geeks and deviants. We're very friendly
Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns.
Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
It's a little worrying that I need to break this to you....but you've never been our only friend Posh....
So damn needy!
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
(And I shall swear whenever I like cos I'm a grown up )"You should learn to share too! | |||
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"These threads are always a giggle... I'm Lu, a slightly mental gobshite, he's Jeff, also mental, also a gobshite... We're artists, marvel geeks and deviants. We're very friendly
Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns.
Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
It's a little worrying that I need to break this to you....but you've never been our only friend Posh....
So damn needy!
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
(And I shall swear whenever I like cos I'm a grown up )
You should learn to share too! "I can share | |||
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"These threads are always a giggle... I'm Lu, a slightly mental gobshite, he's Jeff, also mental, also a gobshite... We're artists, marvel geeks and deviants. We're very friendly
Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns.
Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
It's a little worrying that I need to break this to you....but you've never been our only friend Posh....
So damn needy!
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
(And I shall swear whenever I like cos I'm a grown up )
You should learn to share too!
I can share "Well looks like you lot are sorted | |||
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"These threads are always a giggle... I'm Lu, a slightly mental gobshite, he's Jeff, also mental, also a gobshite... We're artists, marvel geeks and deviants. We're very friendly
Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns.
Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
It's a little worrying that I need to break this to you....but you've never been our only friend Posh....
So damn needy!
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
(And I shall swear whenever I like cos I'm a grown up )
You should learn to share too!
I can share
Well looks like you lot are sorted "Noooo...i want fresh meat! 
She's already my pal.... | |||
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"Sorry OP.... total hijack. I apologise. So, back to the thread...... I'm NSP. Can't blow my own trumpet as I haven't got one, but I'm looking for trumpets to blow
(is that ok OP? Acceptable personal ad)"I've got a vintage trumpet. It's in a red velvet-lined case! I don't blow it, though! | |||
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 because we're friendly and make excellent coffee | |||
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"Sorry OP.... total hijack. I apologise. So, back to the thread...... I'm NSP. Can't blow my own trumpet as I haven't got one, but I'm looking for trumpets to blow
(is that ok OP? Acceptable personal ad)"I think it’s more than acceptable My trumpet brings all the girls to the yard If you’re going to blow it ... Blow it hard
I’m a poet and didn’t even know it
Told you I was funny | |||
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"Sorry OP.... total hijack. I apologise. So, back to the thread...... I'm NSP. Can't blow my own trumpet as I haven't got one, but I'm looking for trumpets to blow
(is that ok OP? Acceptable personal ad)
I've got a vintage trumpet. It's in a red velvet-lined case!
I don't blow it, though!"
Haha fans very own brass band | |||
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"We're slightly reserved people who will take our time to get to know you. Once we do, it's worth it because we're friendly and make excellent coffee "Hey guys | |||
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"We're slightly reserved people who will take our time to get to know you. Once we do, it's worth it because we're friendly and make excellent coffee
Hey guys "Hey. Listen to me being all current with my vernacular | |||
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day "Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together. Though I know what id do | |||
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together.
Though I know what id do "We've been locked down together for 2 months... I've made her coffee, cooked her dinners, fed her dog and we have laughed much! Nothing sexual has happened between us. Lu | |||
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together.
Though I know what id do "Depends on the forumite | |||
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together.
Though I know what id do
We've been locked down together for 2 months...
I've made her coffee, cooked her dinners, fed her dog and we have laughed much!
Nothing sexual has happened between us.
Lu "I would like to add I've only been lazy because I'm lazy. I mean.... because I've been on crutches. | |||
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together.
Though I know what id do
Depends on the forumite "She knows...
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together.
Though I know what id do
We've been locked down together for 2 months...
I've made her coffee, cooked her dinners, fed her dog and we have laughed much!
Nothing sexual has happened between us.
Lu
I would like to add I've only been lazy because I'm lazy.
I mean.... because I've been on crutches."Yeah, lazy and broken aren't the same...tho I may just set you up a coffee drip... | |||
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together.
Though I know what id do
We've been locked down together for 2 months...
I've made her coffee, cooked her dinners, fed her dog and we have laughed much!
Nothing sexual has happened between us.
Lu
I would like to add I've only been lazy because I'm lazy.
I mean.... because I've been on crutches.
Yeah, lazy and broken aren't the same...tho I may just set you up a coffee drip... "We've been mulling that idea over for 2 months..... | |||
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"Sorry OP.... total hijack. I apologise. So, back to the thread...... I'm NSP. Can't blow my own trumpet as I haven't got one, but I'm looking for trumpets to blow
(is that ok OP? Acceptable personal ad)
I've got a vintage trumpet. It's in a red velvet-lined case!
I don't blow it, though!
Haha fans very own brass band "More brassed off than brass band today! | |||
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"We've been locked down together for 2 months... I've made her coffee, cooked her dinners, fed her dog and we have laughed much! Nothing sexual has happened between us. Lu
I would like to add I've only been lazy because I'm lazy.
I mean.... because I've been on crutches."Id have to agree as id be running around for you getting what you needed. Though I would tease you and generaly be naughty as thats me anyway. I can dodge flying things rather well though, Would soon get it when I come near you to help you out. | |||
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together.
Though I know what id do
Depends on the forumite
She knows...
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together.
Though I know what id do
Depends on the forumite
She knows...
Pussy tease "I've heard that about you...  | |||
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"Sorry OP.... total hijack. I apologise. So, back to the thread...... I'm NSP. Can't blow my own trumpet as I haven't got one, but I'm looking for trumpets to blow
(is that ok OP? Acceptable personal ad)
I think it’s more than acceptable
My trumpet brings all the girls to the yard
If you’re going to blow it ...
Blow it hard
I’m a poet and didn’t even know it
Told you I was funny "You're a comedy genius | |||
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together.
Though I know what id do
Depends on the forumite
She knows...
Pussy tease
I've heard that about you... "Prefer dogs. Bitch | |||
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together.
Though I know what id do
Depends on the forumite
She knows...
Pussy tease
I've heard that about you...
Prefer dogs. Bitch "You tease bitches?! I'm saying nothing! | |||
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"Oh I see. Need NEW friends for the next lockdown. I'm just not good enough for TWO lockdowns. Jeez. With this and not being in Estragon's top ten, this is a bad day
Im kinda a little curious of what you would do if you was locked down with a forumite for 2 months together.
Though I know what id do
Depends on the forumite
She knows...
Pussy tease
I've heard that about you...
Prefer dogs. Bitch
You tease bitches?!
I'm saying nothing! "  | |||
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