FabSwingers.com forum: The TOP TEN FORUMITES in the world today

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Granny Crumpet

4. Erect Jim

5. Minnie The Minx

6. Samuel Tender

7. Lana Del Hey

8. MaryFuckingPoppins

9. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

10. Jamie Hants

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab. Who are YOUR favourites?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not sure I could categorise anyone tbh, as everyone brings something of value to the Fora

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

No favourites, just anyone who is brave enough to post and shares giggles and banter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not sure I could categorise anyone tbh, as everyone brings something of value to the Fora"

Then you will struggle to do a top ten as your list will be very long.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Whichever makes me smile, laugh, get a trouser tingle or likes me too.

Some do all of those things and they’re rather wonderful people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No favourites, just anyone who is brave enough to post and shares giggles and banter.

Thank you for your candour

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Granny Crumpet

4. Erect Jim

5. Minnie The Minx

6. Samuel Tender

7. Lana Del Hey

8. MaryFuckingPoppins

9. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

10. Jamie Hants

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab. Who are YOUR favourites?

You do know that this will cause a fight in the playground at breaktime with the other popular kid's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do know that this will cause a fight in the playground at breaktime with the other popular kid's?"

These are my favourites. Please feel free to list yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have favourites theres so many lovely people on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure I could categorise anyone tbh, as everyone brings something of value to the Fora

Then you will struggle to do a top ten as your list will be very long. "

Well no it won't because I wouldn't create a list in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well no it won't because I wouldn't create a list in the first place

Do you not have favourites?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

You know that meme of the cat with it's paw over it's mouth and side eyes and ooooooh text... yeah... that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know that meme of the cat with it's paw over it's mouth and side eyes and ooooooh text... yeah... that. "

I like cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well no it won't because I wouldn't create a list in the first place

Do you not have favourites?

Of course I do, but I wouldn't list them. I still think everyone brings something to the Fora regardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for sharing OP. Popularity contests are such fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well no it won't because I wouldn't create a list in the first place

Do you not have favourites?

Of course I do, but I wouldn't list them. I still think everyone brings something to the Fora regardless"

Why wouldn't you list them? I'm not saying others don't bring anything to this place as they clearly do but these are just my favourites.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you for sharing OP. Popularity contests are such fun."

Are they popular as well?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"You know that meme of the cat with it's paw over it's mouth and side eyes and ooooooh text... yeah... that.

I like cats. "

Don't like me enough though

I see where I stand

Cats above BluebellRacer

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Told you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. Purely because no one else will pick me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know that meme of the cat with it's paw over it's mouth and side eyes and ooooooh text... yeah... that.

I like cats.

Don't like me enough though

I see where I stand

Cats above BluebellRacer

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I haven't done that list yet but I can do a 'top ten things I like better than BluebellRacer' if you'd like

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I don’t do favourites but there are some really lovely people in the forum

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Uh oh

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"You know that meme of the cat with it's paw over it's mouth and side eyes and ooooooh text... yeah... that.

I like cats.

Don't like me enough though

I see where I stand

Cats above BluebellRacer

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I haven't done that list yet but I can do a 'top ten things I like better than BluebellRacer' if you'd like

I'm revoking my wink Mr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t do favourites but there are some really lovely people in the forum

Equal to the amount of keyboard bullies yes

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I can’t possibly list them all but there are some absolutely lovely people in these forums that I’d love to have a natter with in real life when this current unpleasantness dies down...

... one or two in this thread included...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Granny Crumpet

4. Erect Jim

5. Minnie The Minx

6. Samuel Tender

7. Lana Del Hey

8. MaryFuckingPoppins

9. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

10. Jamie Hants

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab. Who are YOUR favourites?

Man, now I have to go and sit in the garden and eat worms - again

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It's a hard life being so popular.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know that meme of the cat with it's paw over it's mouth and side eyes and ooooooh text... yeah... that.

I like cats.

Don't like me enough though

I see where I stand

Cats above BluebellRacer

(So fab doesn't allow the greater than sign

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I haven't done that list yet but I can do a 'top ten things I like better than BluebellRacer' if you'd like

I'm revoking my wink Mr!

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I am not sure I could categorise anyone tbh, as everyone brings something of value to the Fora"
You are right there, it is the same for me, everyone brings something different as a forumiter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well no it won't because I wouldn't create a list in the first place

Do you not have favourites?

Of course I do, but I wouldn't list them. I still think everyone brings something to the Fora regardless

Why wouldn't you list them? I'm not saying others don't bring anything to this place as they clearly do but these are just my favourites. "

Because I don't feel the need to make public displays of it. People I like know I like them that's good enough for me

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There are those I'm drawn to and those that I tend to avoid - but I wouldn't name any from either list as I'm not one to blow smoke publically - those that I'm drawn to don't need to be told.

As Miss D said, everyone, whether I am drawn to them or not, brings something to the forums in their own way - I may not always agree or like what they have to say but that's the nature of public forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite are the mods

(Your cheques bounced, send new ones please)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a hard life being so popular.

Damn your eloquence Meli!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I don't feel the need to make public displays of it. People I like know I like them that's good enough for me

It's just a personal opinion. I shouldn't be berated for it or made to feel like I'm inferior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I don't feel the need to make public displays of it. People I like know I like them that's good enough for me

It's just a personal opinion. I shouldn't be berated for it or made to feel like I'm inferior. "

And nobody is doing that are they?

You asked me why I wouldn't, I answered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And nobody is doing that are they?"

I feel like you are. But that is probably a reflection of my insecurities more than anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And nobody is doing that are they?

I feel like you are. But that is probably a reflection of my insecurities more than anything else. "

Sorry if I made you feel that way, not my intention. Like I say, you asked me a question and I answered it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And nobody is doing that are they?

I feel like you are. But that is probably a reflection of my insecurities more than anything else.

Sorry if I made you feel that way, not my intention. Like I say, you asked me a question and I answered it."

I admire your chutzpah. You'll be on next week's top ten list x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Granny Crumpet

4. Erect Jim

5. Minnie The Minx

6. Samuel Tender

7. Lana Del Hey

8. MaryFuckingPoppins

9. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

10. Jamie Hants

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab. Who are YOUR favourites?

You do know that this will cause a fight in the playground at breaktime with the other popular kid's?"

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

10th though??

I’m glad to make the list. Do we get crowns, I feel there should be crowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10th though??

I’m glad to make the list. Do we get crowns, I feel there should be crowns "

How does it feel to be under me?

Sorry, couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"10th though??

I’m glad to make the list. Do we get crowns, I feel there should be crowns "

No crowns. What do you think this is? A popularity contest?

Instead of a crown, you get a millstone to put round your neck as you now have to keep up the high level of entertainment otherwise you're off the list.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"10th though??

I’m glad to make the list. Do we get crowns, I feel there should be crowns

How does it feel to be under me?

Sorry, couldn't resist

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"And nobody is doing that are they?

I feel like you are. But that is probably a reflection of my insecurities more than anything else. "

It most certainly is your insecurities. None of the above posts have neither berated or even hinted at you being inferior.

They just point out that any type of favourite person list involving people in a community such as this will cause tension because popularity contests do just that. For some not seeing their name will be as if they don't get noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this will cause tension because popularity contests do just that. For some not seeing their name will be as if they don't get noticed."

Tis why I said the mods are my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They just point out that any type of favourite person list involving people in a community such as this will cause tension because popularity contests do just that. For some not seeing their name will be as if they don't get noticed."

But why does anyone give a fuck what I think?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"10th though??

I’m glad to make the list. Do we get crowns, I feel there should be crowns

How does it feel to be under me?

Sorry, couldn't resist

Humbling my lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Rugby does MFM

2. Nicecouple561

3. View

4. Sj & Mark

5. Pearl

6. Boris

7. Chris Whitty

8. JVT

9. Mr Ramsey

10. Matt H

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Rugby does MFM

2. Nicecouple561

3. View

4. Sj & Mark

5. Pearl

6. Boris

7. Chris Whitty

8. JVT

9. Mr Ramsey

10. Matt H"

This is a fine list. Thank you for sharing.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Well, who would of thought you OP would be one to insight a forum bun fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8. JVT

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"It's a hard life being so popular.

Damn your eloquence Meli!

It's probably the tight quim energy more than the eloquence. Well done you though! 9? Clearly you're bringing the goods to the fora.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

1. Jamie Hants

2. Jamie Hants

3. Jamie Hants

4. Jamie Hants

5. Jamie Hants

6. Jamie Hants

7. Meli

8. Jamie Hants

9. Jamie Hants

10. Jamie Hants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who contributes, reads and even the lurkers who get something from them. Exactly what a forum is for really. Even the negative people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Jamie Hants

2. Jamie Hants

3. Jamie Hants

4. Jamie Hants

5. Jamie Hants

6. Jamie Hants

7. Meli

8. Jamie Hants

9. Jamie Hants

10. Jamie Hants "

CANCELLED

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"1. Jamie Hants

2. Jamie Hants

3. Jamie Hants

4. Jamie Hants

5. Jamie Hants

6. Jamie Hants

7. Meli

8. Jamie Hants

9. Jamie Hants

10. Jamie Hants "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

#allforumsmatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also like those horny guys in the middle of the night who post random threads.

They are awesome

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"10th though??

I’m glad to make the list. Do we get crowns, I feel there should be crowns "

I'll steal it like I stole your pudding

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I don’t think I can get to ten

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"1. Jamie Hants

2. Jamie Hants

3. Jamie Hants

4. Jamie Hants

5. Jamie Hants

6. Jamie Hants

7. Meli

8. Jamie Hants

9. Jamie Hants

10. Jamie Hants "

Yeah, this works. Estragon can be 11.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Jamie Hants

2. Jamie Hants

3. Jamie Hants

4. Jamie Hants

5. Jamie Hants

6. Jamie Hants

7. Meli

8. Jamie Hants

9. Jamie Hants

10. Jamie Hants

Yeah, this works. Estragon can be 11."

I think all lists are abhorrent and that everyone brings something to this place

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"1. Jamie Hants

2. Jamie Hants

3. Jamie Hants

4. Jamie Hants

5. Jamie Hants

6. Jamie Hants

7. Meli

8. Jamie Hants

9. Jamie Hants

10. Jamie Hants "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

But why does anyone give a fuck what I think?"

For the same reason you cared about the responses that you felt were bashing you. Noone should care but we all do at least a little.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But why does anyone give a fuck what I think?

For the same reason you cared about the responses that you felt were bashing you. Noone should care but we all do at least a little."

You're right. You're all right

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

But why does anyone give a fuck what I think?

For the same reason you cared about the responses that you felt were bashing you. Noone should care but we all do at least a little.

You're right. You're all right

He's a sensitive soul. What if I fill my top 10 with you Estragon?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But why does anyone give a fuck what I think?

For the same reason you cared about the responses that you felt were bashing you. Noone should care but we all do at least a little.

You're right. You're all right

He's a sensitive soul. What if I fill my top 10 with you Estragon?... "

It would mean nothing. I now know the true meaning of Christmas.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Riiiiiiiight...

At least its a bit more fun than a rate my xxxxx thread.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

This list is rubbish as I don’t feature

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This list is rubbish as I don’t feature

This is exactly the sort of response I wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also like those horny guys in the middle of the night who post random threads.

They are awesome

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea "

What's your favourite tea?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

That's it.... I take back all the times I said nice stuff about you Estragon.

Going to my corner to sulk FOREVER now

Or until I forget why I'm mean to be sulking and get distracted. Ooh.... a pretty bum

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

What's your favourite tea? "

Fancy boiling some tarragon at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

What's your favourite tea?

Fancy boiling some tarragon at the moment

That's too intense for me. I like Darjeeling.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite. "

Oh I tell them that all the time.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite. "

This is my son's favourite question at the moment, little angels (insert shits but want to sound like a good parent)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite. "

Now you've just made it worse... my mother hates me too!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

Oh I tell them that all the time. "

Do you have a list on the wall?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

Now you've just made it worse... my mother hates me too!

Now I feel bad. Would a hug make it better?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

Now you've just made it worse... my mother hates me too!

Now I feel bad. Would a hug make it better? "

Yes please

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

Now you've just made it worse... my mother hates me too!

Now I feel bad. Would a hug make it better?

Yes please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

Now you've just made it worse... my mother hates me too!

Now I feel bad. Would a hug make it better?

Yes please

Awww, that DID make me feel better!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

Oh I tell them that all the time.

Do you have a list on the wall? "

Yes. It prepares them for meaningless lists on the internet later on in life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad I didn’t make the list ha ha I all ready popular anuff lol ha ha

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

List are too mainstream and conventional.

I'm too busy standing in the corner smoking a cigarette looking cool and moody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

This is my son's favourite question at the moment, little angels (insert shits but want to sound like a good parent)

Just tell them you dont like any of them abd watch their faces. Yes i know i have a sick sense of humour, but my kids love me for it and know i love them all the same unconditionally.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"My favourite are the mods

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Silver tongued charmer. That wasn't a cheque it was your p45

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

*sniffs the air*

Ahhhh burning bridges

I’m not naming anyone. You all have a special place in my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite are the mods

(Your cheques bounced, send new ones please)

Silver tongued charmer. That wasn't a cheque it was your p45

Nooooo don't ban me yet, I've only just come back

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

This is my son's favourite question at the moment, little angels (insert shits but want to sound like a good parent)

Just tell them you dont like any of them abd watch their faces. Yes i know i have a sick sense of humour, but my kids love me for it and know i love them all the same unconditionally. "

Haha last time they did, I said it was the one not asking stupid questions. I'm an evil parent

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"My favourite are the mods

(Your cheques bounced, send new ones please)

Silver tongued charmer. That wasn't a cheque it was your p45

Nooooo don't ban me yet, I've only just come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite are the mods

(Your cheques bounced, send new ones please)

Silver tongued charmer. That wasn't a cheque it was your p45

Nooooo don't ban me yet, I've only just come back

Welcome back ya sexy bitch

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

Oh I tell them that all the time.

Do you have a list on the wall?

Yes. It prepares them for meaningless lists on the internet later on in life. "

Meaningless? You told me it was the gospel truth. Such a liar.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"My favourite are the mods

(Your cheques bounced, send new ones please)

Silver tongued charmer. That wasn't a cheque it was your p45

Nooooo don't ban me yet, I've only just come back

Well you could have made the number 1 spot for the shortest Fab return before another ban ever so take some solace in that.....byeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

This is my son's favourite question at the moment, little angels (insert shits but want to sound like a good parent)

Just tell them you dont like any of them abd watch their faces. Yes i know i have a sick sense of humour, but my kids love me for it and know i love them all the same unconditionally.

Haha last time they did, I said it was the one not asking stupid questions. I'm an evil parent

Lol. To see their jaws drop is fun though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite are the mods

(Your cheques bounced, send new ones please)

Silver tongued charmer. That wasn't a cheque it was your p45

Nooooo don't ban me yet, I've only just come back

Welcome back ya sexy bitch

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite.

Oh I tell them that all the time.

Do you have a list on the wall?

Yes. It prepares them for meaningless lists on the internet later on in life.

Meaningless? You told me it was the gospel truth. Such a liar."

Plenty of porkie pies at Christmas time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite are the mods

(Your cheques bounced, send new ones please)

Silver tongued charmer. That wasn't a cheque it was your p45

Nooooo don't ban me yet, I've only just come back

Well you could have made the number 1 spot for the shortest Fab return before another ban ever so take some solace in that.....byeeeeee

Hahaha

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

For me it’s not about who the top 10 forumites are but what the subject on the thread is and if I can add something of note to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For me it’s not about who the top 10 forumites are but what the subject on the thread is and if I can add something of note to it."

But that's the subject of this thread.

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By *traddle VariousWoman
over a year ago

Salford

#1 Granny Crumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite are the mods

(Your cheques bounced, send new ones please)

Silver tongued charmer. That wasn't a cheque it was your p45

Nooooo don't ban me yet, I've only just come back

Well you could have made the number 1 spot for the shortest Fab return before another ban ever so take some solace in that.....byeeeeee

Hahaha

Welcome back glad to see you post once again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont realy post more ov a lurker but theres some fantastic people on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite are the mods

(Your cheques bounced, send new ones please)

Silver tongued charmer. That wasn't a cheque it was your p45

Nooooo don't ban me yet, I've only just come back

Well you could have made the number 1 spot for the shortest Fab return before another ban ever so take some solace in that.....byeeeeee

Hahaha

Welcome back glad to see you post once again "

Thank you Natalie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite are the mods

(Your cheques bounced, send new ones please)

Silver tongued charmer. That wasn't a cheque it was your p45

Nooooo don't ban me yet, I've only just come back

Well you could have made the number 1 spot for the shortest Fab return before another ban ever so take some solace in that.....byeeeeee

Hahaha

Welcome back glad to see you post once again

Thank you Natalie

Ur welcome anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Granny Crumpet

4. Erect Jim

5. Minnie The Minx

6. Samuel Tender

7. Lana Del Hey

8. MaryFuckingPoppins

9. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

10. Jamie Hants

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab. Who are YOUR favourites?

Rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Granny Crumpet

4. Erect Jim

5. Minnie The Minx

6. Samuel Tender

7. Lana Del Hey

8. MaryFuckingPoppins

9. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

10. Jamie Hants

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab. Who are YOUR favourites?

Meli is number one and I’m two, that’s like when Joe Dolce ‘Shaddap your face’ stopped Ultravox ‘Vienna’ getting to number one, a shocking state of affairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Incandescent

2. Meli

3. Missdreavus

4. Sparklebitch

5. Lorraine999

6. Jamie Hants

7. City Jeans

8. Sam Tender

9. Wonko the Sane

10. Hope

Definitely not estragon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meli is number one and I’m two, that’s like when Joe Dolce ‘Shaddap your face’ stopped Ultravox ‘Vienna’ getting to number one, a shocking state of affairs! "

It's-a not so bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Incandescent

2. Meli

3. Missdreavus

4. Sparklebitch

5. Lorraine999

6. Jamie Hants

7. City Jeans

8. Sam Tender

9. Wonko the Sane

10. Hope

Definitely not estragon

This is my kind of list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea "

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )"

You'd have been on the list but you keep disappearing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )"

Me three

(It's easy..... : ' ( )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meli is number one and I’m two, that’s like when Joe Dolce ‘Shaddap your face’ stopped Ultravox ‘Vienna’ getting to number one, a shocking state of affairs!

It's-a not so bad. "

Or when Robson and Jerome kept Pulp ‘Common people’ off of the top spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

You'd have been on the list but you keep disappearing

Too late, the worms have spoken (in a gross earthy burp

)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meli is number one and I’m two, that’s like when Joe Dolce ‘Shaddap your face’ stopped Ultravox ‘Vienna’ getting to number one, a shocking state of affairs!

It's-a not so bad.

Or when Robson and Jerome kept Pulp ‘Common people’ off of the top spot. "

Bollocks.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"This is a bit like when you accidentally let slip which one of your offspring is your favourite. "

Even my 46 year old says one of her brothers is your fav I say no hes not I hate the fuc*ing lot of ya!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Granny Crumpet

4. Erect Jim

5. Minnie The Minx

6. Samuel Tender

7. Lana Del Hey

8. MaryFuckingPoppins

9. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

10. Jamie Hants

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab. Who are YOUR favourites?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

Me three

(It's easy..... : ' ( )"

Don't cry, let the gentle melody of the world's smallest violin wash over you all and cheer you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

Me three

(It's easy..... : ' ( )"

Ooh

Yay. Thanks

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

Me three

(It's easy..... : ' ( )

Don't cry, let the gentle melody of the world's smallest violin wash over you all and cheer you up.

Alright Miss "number one on Estragon's list because she's so bloody awesome and no joke can even argue because she actually is the best"

Damn you and your brilliance, beauty and wit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

Me three

(It's easy..... : ' ( )

Don't cry, let the gentle melody of the world's smallest violin wash over you all and cheer you up.

I can’t do the violin either

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There is a place for everyone and everyone has a place..

I do wonder what happened to some of those names no longer with us on the forums..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

Me three

(It's easy..... : ' ( )

Don't cry, let the gentle melody of the world's smallest violin wash over you all and cheer you up.

I can’t do the violin either

)""

One new one a day. Grow slowly young padawan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a place for everyone and everyone has a place..

I do wonder what happened to some of those names no longer with us on the forums..

Cue a black and white montage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meli is number one and I’m two, that’s like when Joe Dolce ‘Shaddap your face’ stopped Ultravox ‘Vienna’ getting to number one, a shocking state of affairs!

It's-a not so bad.

Or when Robson and Jerome kept Pulp ‘Common people’ off of the top spot.

Bollocks."

That must be that eloquence the Op was talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Meli

2. City Jeans

3. Granny Crumpet

4. Erect Jim

5. Minnie The Minx

6. Samuel Tender

7. Lana Del Hey

8. MaryFuckingPoppins

9. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

10. Jamie Hants

As you can see, there are some fine forumites on Fab. Who are YOUR favourites?

I couldn't think of 10 forumites that i like let alone name them !!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Appears, takes a bow, throws flowers to the people in the cheap seats at the back, starts to thank everyone in date order, beginning with the Dr who delivered her, before a shepherd's crook appears and she is yoiked off the stage in a glamorous, but unseemly manner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

Me three

(It's easy..... : ' ( )

Don't cry, let the gentle melody of the world's smallest violin wash over you all and cheer you up.

I can’t do the violin either

One new one a day. Grow slowly young padawan"

. Yes oh wise one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a place for everyone and everyone has a place..

I do wonder what happened to some of those names no longer with us on the forums..

I do enjoy your posts Tom.

But I can never work out if you are serious, or on the wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a place for everyone and everyone has a place..

I do wonder what happened to some of those names no longer with us on the forums..

They probably have new profile names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like a league system? How does it work, can people be promoted/relegated? 3 points for a win etc

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mr Mystique

Signa

Wirral lad

Erect jimmy

Sammiss

Cindi

Natalie

Jack me off

Lorraine

Annabelle

Xxxxxxxx mine x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"1. Incandescent

2. Meli

3. Missdreavus

4. Sparklebitch

5. Lorraine999

6. Jamie Hants

7. City Jeans

8. Sam Tender

9. Wonko the Sane

10. Hope

Definitely not estragon

This is a good list. Minus the lack of Estragon. He's probably waiting for Godot somewhere though and too busy to be on such a list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack me off

You didn't say please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jack me off

You didn't say please

oh gurl xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna be a few deflated egos reading this thread.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Mr Mystique

Signa

Wirral lad

Erect jimmy

Sammiss

Cindi

Natalie

Jack me off

Lorraine

Annabelle

Xxxxxxxx mine x"

Yours would definitely be on mine, lovely

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mr Mystique

Signa

Wirral lad

Erect jimmy

Sammiss

Cindi

Natalie

Jack me off

Lorraine

Annabelle

Xxxxxxxx mine x

Yours would definitely be on mine, lovely

Xxxxx

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )"

So blinking rude he is, well up his own arse

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Not on here as much as I was... but Private parts would always be in my top 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

So blinking rude he is, well up his own arse

I’m not talking to him anymore, so there

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is this like a league system? How does it work, can people be promoted/relegated? 3 points for a win etc"

You think it helps if you bring cake

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

So blinking rude he is, well up his own arse

We should make our own list!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is this like a league system? How does it work, can people be promoted/relegated? 3 points for a win etc

You think it helps if you bring cake

I not you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Kelly

Prubame

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

So blinking rude he is, well up his own arse

We should make our own list!"

Yes you should! A spin off thread is exactly what's needed! The full potential of these lists haven't been realised yet.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

So blinking rude he is, well up his own arse

We should make our own list!"

We should indeed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hasn't. Not haven't. Holy fuck I probably deserve a delegation with that."

Relegation?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hasn't. Not haven't. Holy fuck I probably deserve a delegation with that.

Relegation?

I can't even type due to the excitement of being appreciated.

Ah well, that's fine. I'll stick to short words.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

So blinking rude he is, well up his own arse

We should make our own list!

Yes you should! A spin off thread is exactly what's needed! The full potential of these lists haven't been realised yet."

What like a top ten words to describe the OP?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

So blinking rude he is, well up his own arse

We should make our own list!

We should indeed

Hmmmmm..... how about......

1. Us

2. Everyone who isn't us or Estragon cos he's a meanie

3. Other people

4. Lurkers

5. The weird inbox gremlins

9......

1000000. Estragon

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hasn't. Not haven't. Holy fuck I probably deserve a delegation with that.

Relegation?

I can't even type due to the excitement of being appreciated.

Ah well, that's fine. I'll stick to short words. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never categorise my friends in a 1,2,3... they are all special and number 1 to me.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I miss all the fun.

I will catch up one day!

Fabulous forumites!

Jo.Xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd never categorise my friends in a 1,2,3... they are all special and number 1 to me. "

I forgot you xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I miss all the fun.

I will catch up one day!

Fabulous forumites!

Jo.Xx "

I'll catch you up.

Estragon is a meanie

There you go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

So blinking rude he is, well up his own arse

We should make our own list!

Yes you should! A spin off thread is exactly what's needed! The full potential of these lists haven't been realised yet.

What like a top ten words to describe the OP?

Poo head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMF take all 10 places in my top 10, shame he's not here anymore

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

So blinking rude he is, well up his own arse

We should make our own list!

Yes you should! A spin off thread is exactly what's needed! The full potential of these lists haven't been realised yet.

What like a top ten words to describe the OP?

Poo head?

Stinky face

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oh and Estella x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I miss all the fun.

I will catch up one day!

Fabulous forumites!

Jo.Xx

I'll catch you up.

Estragon is a meanie

There you go!"

Ahh thank you beautiful!

Though that's disappointing, he had only told me last week I was his favourite.

*jokes

Jo.Xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ah you would have been in my mental list OP. But I'm clearly devastated now and I'm now going to raid the Christmas chocolates and count down the hours until its acceptable to drink wine

So not only do I not feature on your list, you're now ignoring me as well? I'm inconsolable now I'm weeping into my tea

He’s ignoring me too, and the worms are all frozen and they are disgusting (crying emoji that I can’t do )

So blinking rude he is, well up his own arse

We should make our own list!

Yes you should! A spin off thread is exactly what's needed! The full potential of these lists haven't been realised yet.

What like a top ten words to describe the OP?

Poo head?

Stinky face

Oh don't be mean to the OP, he was sad earlier because of how the thread was received.

I shall go for...

Actually no, I don't want to be too silly. I shall say... uniquely brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this like a league system? How does it work, can people be promoted/relegated? 3 points for a win etc

You think it helps if you bring cake

Noted. *Puts pinny on and heads to kitchen!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I miss all the fun.

I will catch up one day!

Fabulous forumites!

Jo.Xx

I'll catch you up.

Estragon is a meanie

There you go!

Ahh thank you beautiful!

Though that's disappointing, he had only told me last week I was his favourite.

*jokes

Jo.Xx

Last week?

He told me I was this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd never categorise my friends in a 1,2,3... they are all special and number 1 to me.

I forgot you xx"

Everyone forgets me lol I know I'm in your heart as you mine

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd never categorise my friends in a 1,2,3... they are all special and number 1 to me.

I forgot you xx

Everyone forgets me lol I know I'm in your heart as you mine

Xxxxx you and F&B x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I miss all the fun.

I will catch up one day!

Fabulous forumites!

Jo.Xx

I'll catch you up.

Estragon is a meanie

There you go!

Ahh thank you beautiful!

Though that's disappointing, he had only told me last week I was his favourite.

*jokes

Jo.Xx

Last week?

He told me I was this morning

Aweful behavior really!!

Jo.Xx

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ah, thank you Mr Oestrogen

Back at you with knobs on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jerry's Final Thought

"And all of this happens because the world is waiting,

Waiting for one forumite

Black, white, cake, no-one knows.

But a forumite that will grow up and turn tears to laughter,

Hate to love, war to peace and everyone to everyone's neighbour

And misery and suffering will be words to be forgotten, forever"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh, is this the infamous Fab royalty list?!!

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