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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Worst thing someone has said to you during sex..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're in the wrong hole

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By *orders-cplCouple
over a year ago

middx cpl

i thought you would be tighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asking me to fake it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brothers dick is bigger

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By *akedduo66Couple
over a year ago

Near Bordon

Not anything I said, I'm a gent, but my Missus did.

Whilst we were in the missionary position and I was cumming she burst out laughing..

"Ha ha, you look like Grandpa Gog!".

(the Gogs was a TV show, the Gogs thought Grandpa Gog was dead and buried him, badly.

He wasn't dead and dug himself out and burst back in on the Gogs, with his eyes rolled back in his head, to their consternation ).

I was hurt, still am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not anything I said, I'm a gent, but my Missus did.

Whilst we were in the missionary position and I was cumming she burst out laughing..

"Ha ha, you look like Grandpa Gog!".

(the Gogs was a TV show, the Gogs thought Grandpa Gog was dead and buried him, badly.

He wasn't dead and dug himself out and burst back in on the Gogs, with his eyes rolled back in his head, to their consternation ).

I was hurt, still am. "

I dunno why but that’s proper tickled me!

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By *obterMan
over a year ago

Scotland

That ceiling needs painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on, I think I left the emersion heater on. Give me a sec to go down and check"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Too wet. I wasn't particularly so but anything more than a slight bit of arousal was apparently too much for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you want pizza or Chinese for tea"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Called me ‘ Sarah, my name is Isobella... we were married at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my dad called today"

"Our daughter...." (It might be me but talking about your young daughter during sex just seems wrong)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When asking for a bit of encouragement to cum as the sex was a bit boring as in like fucking an ironing board. She held my ass as I plunged away her face in thinking mode then..................

"Come on big boy"

Well that was it for me, off with the Jonny and got dressed in the realisation she was never going to do. Shame as she looked like Demi Moore and the last I heard of her she'd became a nun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad lasted longer.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

I said it.

“Take my rubber chicken in your bucket fanny”

God how we laughed.

We were trying to see how much sex we could have in one day. We both didn’t want to be the one to give up. Our sex bits were knackered at this point. And I used that line to make her horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you push the button for Floor 10 please

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Call me daddy.

Its not something I enjoy at all and killed the mood for me completely.

Just not my thing

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"You were great". So disappointing as I'm usually told that I'm fantastic and amazing

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Called me ‘ Sarah, my name is Isobella... we were married at the time! "

Same sort of thing happened to me. Although we weren’t married.

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By *ikkiHbiWoman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Was an older guy who was fucking me from behind and he started calling me mummy as he came .. no thanks I'm the one who's meant to have the parent issues haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mrs tells me i look like i am in pain when i cum and then laughs. Was told once i looked like i was having a stroke. Now she had a sick sense of humour lmao. I fucked two sisters once who i grew up with. Told the second one once her sister was tighter. That did not go well but once she realised i was kidding we carried on fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Call me daddy.

Its not something I enjoy at all and killed the mood for me completely.

Just not my thing"

Now i find the daddy thing weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said it.

“Take my rubber chicken in your bucket fanny”

God how we laughed.

We were trying to see how much sex we could have in one day. We both didn’t want to be the one to give up. Our sex bits were knackered at this point. And I used that line to make her horny.

Been there and done that. We both tapped out together as we were both raw as fuck

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Call me daddy.

Its not something I enjoy at all and killed the mood for me completely.

Just not my thing

Now i find the daddy thing weird. "

Does it for some people, and each to their own, but my actual dad popped into my head, so nope. Not for me

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

"I love you Tony".. I was devastated, my name is not Tony!

I asked her "who the freak is Tony"?

She laughed and said, "No, I said, I love you to hold me"!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Fuck me 'Richard' that was her 'Ex' I'm Tim

That was a big turn off, but I'm a gentleman I don't stop mid stroke till the job is done

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

""I love you Tony".. I was devastated, my name is not Tony!

I asked her "who the freak is Tony"?

She laughed and said, "No, I said, I love you to hold me"!

Hahaha good rescue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only brought a £5 note do you have change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said her boyfriends name when she was bent over then she said sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was litterally just about to put his cock inside me and he said he couldn't do it and had to go.

This wasn't a random. This was someone I'd been seeing for a few months.

I was humiliated, devistated by his rejection that came from no where. I've never forgotten it and it still haunts me.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Call me daddy.

Its not something I enjoy at all and killed the mood for me completely.

Just not my thing

Now i find the daddy thing weird.

Does it for some people, and each to their own, but my actual dad popped into my head, so nope. Not for me"

I don't like it either - a guy once said "do you want daddy's big cock" he was very good so I ignored that but when he said "if you're a good little girl daddy will give you his daddy cum" nah couldn't ignore that it creeped me out

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once told a guy I hope the condom doesn't come off, as I didn't want to be pregnant, or something like that. It amused me more than him

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I had a guy come over because we were both a bit fed up and lonely. We'd been chatting as friends for a couple of weeks but admitted to each other that there wasn't much attraction between us.

We chatted and drank for a few hours and he stayed over. I knew we weren't going to have sex but I thought maybe he might still appreciate a blow job but part way through he said he was only about 50% turned on and that I could stop. At the time I was a little offended but looking back, I appreciate his honesty.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

"I was litterally just about to put his cock inside me and he said he couldn't do it and had to go.

This wasn't a random. This was someone I'd been seeing for a few months.

I was humiliated, devistated by his rejection that came from no where. I've never forgotten it and it still haunts me. "

He can fuck off. Literally it’s him, not you. Fuck that shit. God that pisses me the fuck off.

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

I can't find the keys.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Your time is up

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got to take this call, it’s important.

(it wasn’t!)

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Susssh,

Oh Shit I think that's my husband home early,,

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By *ngelfayeWoman
over a year ago

I have blurted out both “is it even in?” and “is that it?” to the same guy... So if he ever reads this - sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick your balls in you are flicking sand up my ass.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

What's your first name, Justin?

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Stick your balls in you are flicking sand up my ass."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick your balls in you are flicking sand up my ass.

That must be doing it Camel style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was more of a scream "oh will you fuck off"

I froze briefly..... But she was referring to her phone ringing (was her hubby) and I'm a bit mutton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been said to me, but something I said....

My ex was an amazing cook, one Sunday afternoon we were having some afternoon delight and as I changed position I suddenly got a whiff of the roast in the oven. Without thinking I blurted out "how long do you think before dinner is ready?"

Suffice as to say he wasn't impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to like and subscribe!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst I have sed was looks like I need a nother meet to day you were fast

Worst I had sed to me is keep fuck me like that that’s how my ex fucked me she made it plane and clear that’s who she was thinking about during it

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