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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

About your life who would play you and what genre would it be?

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It will be a made for television comedy, starring one of the less famous kids from Harry Potter attempting a (ultimately futile) comeback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pamela Anderson.

Art and literature.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Pamela Anderson.

Art and literature."

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’ve no idea but the soundtrack would be from a Benny Hill TV show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just watched Gemma Arterton being a nun. She can be me, or can I be her, pretty please.

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ive just watched Gemma Arterton being a nun. She can be me, or can I be her, pretty please.

Well I'm firing up the Catch-Up.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I would play myself, until fired by the director for not being able to convincingly portray myself with sufficient range. After the director comes a cropper in a freak accident involving a Stegosaurus, I would carry on as THE STAR, directing, writing acting it all myself. Sound would be recorded by Sooty, Sweep, Sue and Nico McBrain. The genre would be a light hearted comedy romance as it traces by climb from lowly fabulous Tgirl, to Mistress of the known Universe

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Ive just watched Gemma Arterton being a nun. She can be me, or can I be her, pretty please.

Yes, when I think of you, a nun is definitely the first thing that comes to mind

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Ive just watched Gemma Arterton being a nun. She can be me, or can I be her, pretty please.

She’s gorgeous isn’t she

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It would be a musical - and I would have Anna Kendrick playing me. On stilts. With extra padding

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By *nna WulfWoman
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Jeff Goldblum

Film Noir meets Sci - Fi

Directed by Spike Lee.

(I love Gemma Arterton - she's beautiful as is Aisling Franciosi)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd want Helena Bonham Carter to play me.

It would be a salacious period drama slightly ahead of it's

time.

Co stars would be Hugh Grant, Michael Sheen and Jude Law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just watched Gemma Arterton being a nun. She can be me, or can I be her, pretty please.

She’s gorgeous isn’t she

She really is, even when all wrapped up in a habit.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Joanna Lumley already did in absolutely fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just watched Gemma Arterton being a nun. She can be me, or can I be her, pretty please.

Yes, when I think of you, a nun is definitely the first thing that comes to mind

She had many hidden desires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just watched Gemma Arterton being a nun. She can be me, or can I be her, pretty please.

Well I'm firing up the Catch-Up."

Twas good for a bit of slow smouldering

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Joanna Lumley already did in absolutely fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Sheen, as he can play anyone, and I might get to meet him

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I would like to say Sandra Bullock in a Mystery Drama type beauty but realistically it would be Melissa McCarthy and it would be a comedy.

Melissa McCarthy is actually my favourite actor so that would be pretty sweet too

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Movie of my life would be like a National Lampoon film

As who’d play me ........Paddington of course

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedro Pascal

Film would be action adventure

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

Disney princess Ariel

It would be a racy sexual drama lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Movie of my life would be like a National Lampoon film

As who’d play me ........Paddington of course

Got a spurs fan. Exciting

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Dawn French and a comedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gal Gadot, Superhero caper.

We have nothing in common but I’d like to hear her do an Essex accent.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

It would be a lord of the rings type fantasy movie with Tom Hardy as myself...

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By *hatever works for USCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield/Sunderland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kevin hart genre is dark comedy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It would be a disaster movie, but where all the types of disaster that befall the Earth happen one after the other. So, just as Bruce Willis sorts the asteroid out, Simon Pegg will immediately have to start combating zombies. It'd be an epic length thing. Miriam Margolyes would play me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caroline quentin and it would be a depressing horror

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd probably be played by someone like Ben foster or giavani riblisi or Adam Goldberg.

It'd probably be a depressing ken loach drama.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'd probably be played by someone like Ben foster or giavani riblisi or Adam Goldberg.

It'd probably be a depressing ken loach drama. "

*Giovanni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hattie Jaques, and it would be a Carry on style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taren Egerton

He'd be a much sexier Hollywood version of me

I fancy a film noir with hints towards 70's trash movies

Divine could play me in those bits

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By *osebud6688Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Reese Witherspoon seems to have a knack for playing sassy characters. And it would have to be a comedy.

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

John Cusack

It would be a black comedy

I die at the end

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I’d like to think it would be Bruce Willis in an action movie but it’s more likely to be Elmer Fudd in a political drama with a half decent soundtrack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vin Diesel

My movie would be suitable in any genre. It'll have comedy, tragedy, action and the odd wee love story!

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

An art film starring Elliot Page.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Brian Blessed would play the part in a genre that the critics would struggle pinpoint. A sort of Carry on meets Action hero

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Mine would have to be someone highly neurotic and paranoid a terminal overthinker.

The only person I can think of is woody Allen.

Genre.

Neurotic, satirical, health obsessed, romantic comedy , farce with hints of a deep dark serious drama and light hearted banter. Genre

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m thinking Orlando Bloom

& Scarlett Johansson!

Definitely a love story of me and Jo but definitely comedy too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Not that hes a film star but after watching the amazing After Life , Ricky Gervais would be perfect for the role .

Huge highs and even worse lows

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Mine would have to be someone highly neurotic and paranoid a terminal overthinker.

The only person I can think of is woody Allen.

Genre.

Neurotic, satirical, health obsessed, romantic comedy , farce with hints of a deep dark serious drama and light hearted banter. Genre

Amendment: Mrs has just said Greg Davies would be a better fit to play me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Vin Diesel

My movie would be suitable in any genre. It'll have comedy, tragedy, action and the odd wee love story! "

Vin Diesel. That's tickled me

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Bit obvious with me unfortunately

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennifer Lawrence but she'd have to wear a fat suit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody Allen

'disaster'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Birth to death ......

1. Shirley Temple.

2. Shirley Temple.

3. Hayley Mills.

4. Jodie Foster.

5. Diana Dors

6. Meryl Streep

7. Vanessa Redgrave

8. Diane Keaton

9. Faye Dunaway

10. Glen Close.......

Gritty Dark Comedy

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Michelle Dockery in something along the lines of Bridgerton ...

Well what else

totally me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Michelle Dockery in something along the lines of Bridgerton ...

Well what else

totally me

I can so see that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Birth to death ......

1. Shirley Temple.

2. Shirley Temple.

3. Hayley Mills.

4. Jodie Foster.

5. Diana Dors

6. Meryl Streep

7. Vanessa Redgrave

8. Diane Keaton

9. Faye Dunaway

10. Glen Close.......

Gritty Dark Comedy

Somebody has definitely thought about this alot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine would be an undiscovered but brilliant actress and would be some kind of musical with a rough start, chopy middle and the end would be a marvellous rousing song with a happy ending.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Birth to death ......

1. Shirley Temple.

2. Shirley Temple.

3. Hayley Mills.

4. Jodie Foster.

5. Diana Dors

6. Meryl Streep

7. Vanessa Redgrave

8. Diane Keaton

9. Faye Dunaway

10. Glen Close.......

Gritty Dark Comedy

Somebody has definitely thought about this alot!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.....

Can you see the connection between the actors ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Birth to death ......

1. Shirley Temple.

2. Shirley Temple.

3. Hayley Mills.

4. Jodie Foster.

5. Diana Dors

6. Meryl Streep

7. Vanessa Redgrave

8. Diane Keaton

9. Faye Dunaway

10. Glen Close.......

Gritty Dark Comedy

Somebody has definitely thought about this alot!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.....

Can you see the connection between the actors ?"

They're all female

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

After an extensive audition process the lead role would go to Sid James.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After an extensive audition process the lead role would go to Sid James.

Urm you know he's dead right?

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