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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the

Afghan Desert .

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up

behind the mess tent.

He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on

the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have

Molly The Camel.

The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand

about the 'urges', so the camel can stay.'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.

Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his

tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder,

pulls his pants down and makes passionate love to the camel.

When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'

'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the

girls are."

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me giggle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha ha love it!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

nice one centurion...like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee moment

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