FabSwingers.com forum: Let’s have a Fab, festive 50’s and over Fabulation! ~6

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another one for the road...

Still adding to the festive mood here on Fab

To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

one )

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total respect )

You're awesome... And seasons greetings to you all

As you were

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey

Hahahah....winner, winner you cook dinner

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Hey

That was some fast fingers.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey

Hahahah....winner, winner you cook dinner

I'll cook it.... you eat me

Bloody auto carrot

Obviously I meant lick.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey

That was some fast fingers."

Fingers, tongue, they're both speedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey

That was some fast fingers."

Hi UpYa.... How's it going?

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Hey

That was some fast fingers.

Hi UpYa.... How's it going?

All good thanks, self isolating in the warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey

Hahahah....winner, winner you cook dinner

I'll cook it.... you eat me

Bloody auto carrot

Obviously I meant lick.

Let's not split hairs over lick and eat...

Both get my vote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey

That was some fast fingers.

Hi UpYa.... How's it going?

All good thanks, self isolating in the warm"

Good plan and plenty of lovely people here to warm your cockles

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Hey

Hahahah....winner, winner you cook dinner

I'll cook it.... you eat me

Bloody auto carrot

Obviously I meant lick.

Let's not split hairs over lick and eat...

Both get my vote

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey

Hahahah....winner, winner you cook dinner

I'll cook it.... you eat me

Bloody auto carrot

Obviously I meant lick.

Let's not split hairs over lick and eat...

Both get my vote

You're so accommodating

And I like to travel

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey

That was some fast fingers.

Hi UpYa.... How's it going?

All good thanks, self isolating in the warm"

Dulwich was never warm when I went to school there.....

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Hey

That was some fast fingers.

Hi UpYa.... How's it going?

All good thanks, self isolating in the warm

Dulwich was never warm when I went to school there.....

My house is !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey

That was some fast fingers.

Hi UpYa.... How's it going?

All good thanks, self isolating in the warm

Dulwich was never warm when I went to school there.....

My house is ! "

I should have popped round

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK lovely people...I'm logging off.

I need to grab some food...catch you later one and all

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Hey

That was some fast fingers.

Hi UpYa.... How's it going?

All good thanks, self isolating in the warm

Dulwich was never warm when I went to school there.....

My house is !

I should have popped round

Well next time your in town let me know, I was down your way in October but didn’t find you!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I think I just scrape in as an over 50

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"OK lovely people...I'm logging off.

I need to grab some food...catch you later one and all

Yes. You must eat

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey

That was some fast fingers.

Hi UpYa.... How's it going?

All good thanks, self isolating in the warm

Dulwich was never warm when I went to school there.....

My house is !

I should have popped round

Well next time your in town let me know, I was down your way in October but didn’t find you!"

If I ever come back I'll be sure to tell you....

I hide from people here lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I just scrape in as an over 50

You're in trouble. I waited up

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Back in again I left my Zimmer frame by the door don't trip over it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Back in again I left my Zimmer frame by the door don't trip over it

Don't get it tangled with my crutches

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Back in again I left my Zimmer frame by the door don't trip over it

Don't get it tangled with my crutches"

Sure it would be fun getting our crutches tangled

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

So much for 50 being the new 40! Do you think we’ll get compensation for mis-selling?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Back in again I left my Zimmer frame by the door don't trip over it

Don't get it tangled with my crutches

Sure it would be fun getting our crutches tangled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello a splenidly happy 52 years and i think not looking too shabby

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello a splenidly happy 52 years and i think not looking too shabby

You certainly aren't, you lovely man

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello a splenidly happy 52 years and i think not looking too shabby

Looking glorious my darling man

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"I think I just scrape in as an over 50

You're in trouble. I waited up

I'm still driving round Devon knocking on doors asking everyone if they're Not So Posh. Everyone up to now have said no, they're very posh and to bugger off back north.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I just scrape in as an over 50

You're in trouble. I waited up

I'm still driving round Devon knocking on doors asking everyone if they're Not So Posh. Everyone up to now have said no, they're very posh and to bugger off back north."

Most of them are very posh round here.... or really really not

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

Fabbed a couple - I can't believe there are so few ladies partaking in this bit of fun

… go on you know you want to!

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Just to even the numbers here we are again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon everyone

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Good afternoon everyone

Well good afternoon

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By *asmartsCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Hello everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping in to say hi

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Popping in to say hi

Hi Doc

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good Afternoon indeed Bluebelle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Oooft! Nice bum, Thunder

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Popping in to say hi

Can I just say, Doc, what a pleasing torso. Methinks it would tickle if you held it against me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Oooft! Nice bum, Thunder

Well I am a bit cheeky lol x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fabbed a couple - I can't believe there are so few ladies partaking in this bit of fun

… go on you know you want to!

I'm here for the perving....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just to even the numbers here we are again

And we are all pleased to see you both

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good afternoon everyone

Hey Blue

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone

Hi guys

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Oooft! Nice bum, Thunder

Hey pervert

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Just popping in to say hello. Good afternoon Posh, hello everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Oooft! Nice bum, Thunder

Hey pervert

Hey my pervey friend, how's you today? I'm supposed to be working but I keep getting distracted.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just popping in to say hello. Good afternoon Posh, hello everyone."

Hey Lor.... looking good

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

She'll love that, Thunder. But she'll soon melt it when she tries to ride it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Oooft! Nice bum, Thunder

Hey pervert

Hey my pervey friend, how's you today? I'm supposed to be working but I keep getting distracted....."

No work for me..... I do keep drifting off into daydreams about meetings though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Afternoon Phoenix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi red, posh. Thunder, Lorraine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Well I modeled it off my own so there is a plan B..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Afternoon Phoenix

Thanks for the reality check...

It sure feels like evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Afternoon Phoenix

Thanks for the reality check...

It sure feels like evening

I vaguely recall what last evening felt like..... this doesn't feel like that

There's still time though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

Good plan... I like the sound of that.

Good after evening buddy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Well I modeled it off my own so there is a plan B..?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

Doesn't that make it night

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

Good plan... I like the sound of that.

Good after evening buddy

Is morning not after evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

Doesn't that make it night

Thanks sensual... I knew it was evening really

It's just so dark!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

Doesn't that make it night

Yes but I'm a creature of the night...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

Good plan... I like the sound of that.

Good after evening buddy

Is morning not after evening

I'm not even going down the twilight route....

I'll go out and come back in again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello everyone

That should get us back on track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

Doesn't that make it night

Yes but I'm a creature of the night...

Ooooo tell me more

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone

That should get us back on track

Look at you trying to control the perverts

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello everyone

That should get us back on track

Look at you trying to control the perverts

Why would anyone want to try and control those beautiful people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

Doesn't that make it night

Yes but I'm a creature of the night...

Ooooo tell me more

Under the cover of darkness I creep about in search of ladies washing lines

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

Good plan... I like the sound of that.

Good after evening buddy

Is morning not after evening

I'm not even going down the twilight route....

I'll go out and come back in again...

As the saying goes, I hate to see you go but I love watching you leave

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone

That should get us back on track

Look at you trying to control the perverts

Why would anyone want to try and control those beautiful people

Those? I do hope you're including this weirdo pervert too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello everyone

That should get us back on track

Look at you trying to control the perverts

Why would anyone want to try and control those beautiful people

I'm uncontrollable.

So I've been told.

I need a taking in hand. A firm hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

Good plan... I like the sound of that.

Good after evening buddy

Is morning not after evening

I'm not even going down the twilight route....

I'll go out and come back in again...

As the saying goes, I hate to see you go but I love watching you leave

Hahaha.... That's a keeper... I'll give a little extra wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good afternoon everyone

Hey Blue

Hey NSP, how are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello everyone

That should get us back on track

Look at you trying to control the perverts

Why would anyone want to try and control those beautiful people

Those? I do hope you're including this weirdo pervert too

If course you self confessed shameless pervert.... It goes without saying

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good afternoon everyone

Hey Blue

Hey NSP, how are you

All the better for seeing you lovely. And looking forward to next year.

You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Oh red, like a chameleon I've gone the colour of your hair...if the collar matches the cuffs can I hide down bellow so nobody sees..?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone

That should get us back on track

Look at you trying to control the perverts

Why would anyone want to try and control those beautiful people

Those? I do hope you're including this weirdo pervert too

If course you self confessed shameless pervert.... It goes without saying

In that case..... control me damn you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good afternoon everyone

Hey Blue

Hey NSP, how are you

Heyy bluebell... Lovely to see you as ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello everyone

That should get us back on track

Look at you trying to control the perverts

Why would anyone want to try and control those beautiful people

I'm uncontrollable.

So I've been told.

I need a taking in hand. A firm hand

Maybe a little light restraint then

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evennng all you lovely people...

Is it afternoon or evening?

Hey Phoenix, shall we call it this afterevening?

Good plan... I like the sound of that.

Good after evening buddy

Is morning not after evening

I'm not even going down the twilight route....

I'll go out and come back in again...

As the saying goes, I hate to see you go but I love watching you leave

Hahaha.... That's a keeper... I'll give a little extra wiggle

No need. Just strike a pose, and let me lovingly strike your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Pmsl Thunderbotty it is then

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Oh red, like a chameleon I've gone the colour of your hair...if the collar matches the cuffs can I hide down bellow so nobody sees..?

There are no cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love older couples and guys! Give us a wink if you like

The look of us too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Pmsl Thunderbotty it is then

That actually has got me giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello everyone

That should get us back on track

Look at you trying to control the perverts

Why would anyone want to try and control those beautiful people

I'm uncontrollable.

So I've been told.

I need a taking in hand. A firm hand

Maybe a little light restraint then

Yes please. With wiggle room. I like to put up a faux fight

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Pmsl Thunderbotty it is then

That actually has got me giggling

Me too haha, genuinely out loud

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We love older couples and guys! Give us a wink if you like

The look of us too x"

Gave you a good fabbing but can't wink sadly.... Guys are blocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Pmsl Thunderbotty it is then

That actually has got me giggling

Me too haha, genuinely out loud

..."

Could be marvels new super hero lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here..."

Take a good run up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?"

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"We love older couples and guys! Give us a wink if you like

The look of us too x"

Fabbed a couple. You both look lovely!

I'd like to say this thread isn't normally so rude & flirty, but I'd be completely lying! It's a den of iniquity. Make yourselves at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*"

Brace yourself now Red, your in the hands of professionals now...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*"

Damn I have envy now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?"

Roger that

But I believe that's the idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now...."

Throw your hand in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Throw your hand in

Less a spanker.... more of a spankee.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now...."

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

Just how I like him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Roger that

But I believe that's the idea

PLEASE DO!!!!!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'm cracking up, here

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Roger that

But I believe that's the idea

PLEASE DO!!!!!!!

Damn it this is getting hot. I think I'm rising too never mind Pheonix...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popping in to say hi

Can I just say, Doc, what a pleasing torso. Methinks it would tickle if you held it against me

More than likely. It’s a bit unruly like that at times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

Something shiny and tight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Roger that

But I believe that's the idea

PLEASE DO!!!!!!!

Damn it this is getting hot. I think I'm rising too never mind Pheonix..."

I'm standing back Thunderbotty.....tag! your turn!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Popping in to say hi

Can I just say, Doc, what a pleasing torso. Methinks it would tickle if you held it against me

More than likely. It’s a bit unruly like that at times

Oooft, you've entered at just the right moment, Doc.

I think I'm overheating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

Something shiny and tight?

Ohhhh....you know me sooo well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Reds about to cum, or was that a fog horn off the Mersey..?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Roger that

But I believe that's the idea

PLEASE DO!!!!!!!

Damn it this is getting hot. I think I'm rising too never mind Pheonix...

I'm standing back Thunderbotty.....tag! your turn!

Oh my!

This is FUN!!!

Again!Again!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I think Reds about to cum, or was that a fog horn off the Mersey..? "

May have been some kind of horn, alright!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Roger that

But I believe that's the idea

PLEASE DO!!!!!!!

Damn it this is getting hot. I think I'm rising too never mind Pheonix...

I'm standing back Thunderbotty.....tag! your turn!

Oh my!

This is FUN!!!

Again!Again!!

You've just ruined it for me Red... you've just sounded like a Telly Tubby and that's just plain wrong lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

Something shiny and tight?

Ohhhh....you know me sooo well

And obviously the correct footwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popping in to say hi

Can I just say, Doc, what a pleasing torso. Methinks it would tickle if you held it against me

More than likely. It’s a bit unruly like that at times

Oooft, you've entered at just the right moment, Doc.

I think I'm overheating.

Get out in the snow, that will cool you down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

Something shiny and tight?

Ohhhh....you know me sooo well

And obviously the correct footwear

Definitely non-slip ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Roger that

But I believe that's the idea

PLEASE DO!!!!!!!

Damn it this is getting hot. I think I'm rising too never mind Pheonix...

I'm standing back Thunderbotty.....tag! your turn!

Oh my!

This is FUN!!!

Again!Again!!

Righty O captain, Thunderbotty to the rescue..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Towels... more towels, shes squirting a bloody tsunami down here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hellfire!!!!

I'd better start queuing up number 7!!

There's been a little bit of snow and everyone's getting a little excited and overheated lol

Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Towels... more towels, shes squirting a bloody tsunami down here!!"

Good work Thunderbotty....they'll be a medal in this for you

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Roger that

But I believe that's the idea

PLEASE DO!!!!!!!

Damn it this is getting hot. I think I'm rising too never mind Pheonix...

I'm standing back Thunderbotty.....tag! your turn!

Oh my!

This is FUN!!!

Again!Again!!

You've just ruined it for me Red... you've just sounded like a Telly Tubby and that's just plain wrong lol

Aw, no!!

See, in my head it was growled lustily in sheer delight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Roger that

But I believe that's the idea

PLEASE DO!!!!!!!

Damn it this is getting hot. I think I'm rising too never mind Pheonix...

I'm standing back Thunderbotty.....tag! your turn!

Oh my!

This is FUN!!!

Again!Again!!

You've just ruined it for me Red... you've just sounded like a Telly Tubby and that's just plain wrong lol

Aw, no!!

See, in my head it was growled lustily in sheer delight

Forgiven!!! and we're back in the game

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

Something shiny and tight?

Ohhhh....you know me sooo well

And obviously the correct footwear

Definitely non-slip ....

Heels are non slip, right? And wipe clean

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

Something shiny and tight?

Ohhhh....you know me sooo well

And obviously the correct footwear

Definitely non-slip ....

Heels are non slip, right? And wipe clean

Just make sure they're leather, Posh. Not suede

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

Something shiny and tight?

Ohhhh....you know me sooo well

And obviously the correct footwear

Definitely non-slip ....

Heels are non slip, right? And wipe clean

Of course....They are now official Fab PPE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Towels... more towels, shes squirting a bloody tsunami down here!!

Good work Thunderbotty....they'll be a medal in this for you

what I do now sir i do for Queen and Country...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Towels... more towels, shes squirting a bloody tsunami down here!!

Good work Thunderbotty....they'll be a medal in this for you

what I do now sir i do for Queen and Country..."

Forget the towels....just plug that gap with anything you have to hand...and yes!! Even that!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

Something shiny and tight?

Ohhhh....you know me sooo well

And obviously the correct footwear

Definitely non-slip ....

Heels are non slip, right? And wipe clean

Just make sure they're leather, Posh. Not suede

Patent..... sky high..... and make these legs go on forever

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

Something shiny and tight?

Ohhhh....you know me sooo well

And obviously the correct footwear

Definitely non-slip ....

Heels are non slip, right? And wipe clean

Of course....They are now official Fab PPE

And they work so well with the shiny legs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

Something shiny and tight?

Ohhhh....you know me sooo well

And obviously the correct footwear

Definitely non-slip ....

Heels are non slip, right? And wipe clean

Just make sure they're leather, Posh. Not suede

Patent..... sky high..... and make these legs go on forever

All in a lather over leather now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thunderace braves the icy wasteland and cheekily throws snowballs at all the pretty girls

Rude! I didn't feel a thing

I've built a big snow penis just for you...

I appear to have melted it

Knew you would!

Its ok Red, I've added extra veins on yours, just be gentile now...

Oh I'm happy with your botty, Thunder

Thunder botty.... That's got a ring to it....

Lol

Maybe AceBotty??

What can I say - I love a pert arse

Your the one with the Ace botty red

Oh, ThunderBotty, you made my cheeks pink

Its a lack of circulation, you need spanking back into life. Stand back everyone I need some elbow room here...

Take a good run up

Its all in hand Pheonix, shall we tag team?

Hell, yeah!!!!

*Red assumes the position*

Damn I have envy now....

Don't just stand there posh, Pheonix is rising...

You'd better stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets!!!

I'll stand closer and find out

Please wear the appropriate PPE lol

Something shiny and tight?

Ohhhh....you know me sooo well

And obviously the correct footwear

Definitely non-slip ....

Heels are non slip, right? And wipe clean

Just make sure they're leather, Posh. Not suede

Patent..... sky high..... and make these legs go on forever

All in a lather over leather now

Come join in..... and lather us up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks? "

Yes.

I am.

Please note I didn't choose one. Because there's no harm in having a couple of plans....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks?

Yes.

I am.

Please note I didn't choose one. Because there's no harm in having a couple of plans...."

I'm in an insatiable mood so both, it won't hurt I promise...

I think Reds gone out for pizza lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks?

Yes.

I am.

Please note I didn't choose one. Because there's no harm in having a couple of plans...."

You definitely need to have a back out....

I love that position

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks?

Yes.

I am.

Please note I didn't choose one. Because there's no harm in having a couple of plans....

You definitely need to have a bum out....

I love that position

FIFY Phoenix...

Me too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks?

Yes.

I am.

Please note I didn't choose one. Because there's no harm in having a couple of plans....

I'm in an insatiable mood so both, it won't hurt I promise...

I think Reds gone out for pizza lol"

A little hurt never hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks?

Yes.

I am.

Please note I didn't choose one. Because there's no harm in having a couple of plans....

I'm in an insatiable mood so both, it won't hurt I promise...

I think Reds gone out for pizza lol"

She went out in the snow to cool off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks?

Yes.

I am.

Please note I didn't choose one. Because there's no harm in having a couple of plans....

You definitely need to have a back out....

I love that position

Phew... I think it looks like mission over captain.

We've texted them senseless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks?

Yes.

I am.

Please note I didn't choose one. Because there's no harm in having a couple of plans....

I'm in an insatiable mood so both, it won't hurt I promise...

I think Reds gone out for pizza lol

She went out in the snow to cool off

Awww that's snow good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa and a slice of cake anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks?

Yes.

I am.

Please note I didn't choose one. Because there's no harm in having a couple of plans....

I'm in an insatiable mood so both, it won't hurt I promise...

I think Reds gone out for pizza lol

She went out in the snow to cool off

Awww that's snow good

That’s awful. Sort of cheesy joke I make

must be our age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks?

Yes.

I am.

Please note I didn't choose one. Because there's no harm in having a couple of plans....

I'm in an insatiable mood so both, it won't hurt I promise...

I think Reds gone out for pizza lol

She went out in the snow to cool off

Awww that's snow good

That’s awful. Sort of cheesy joke I make

must be our age

Lol look on the positive, 20yrs ago girls would think comments like that made us idiots.

Now all we need do is look confused and tell them "its cold out here and I don't know where I live"

They look at the name tag tied round your neck and take YOU home... no awkward chat up lines required

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right Posh, are you going in the swing or bent over in the stocks?

Yes.

I am.

Please note I didn't choose one. Because there's no harm in having a couple of plans....

I'm in an insatiable mood so both, it won't hurt I promise...

I think Reds gone out for pizza lol

She went out in the snow to cool off

Awww that's snow good

That’s awful. Sort of cheesy joke I make

must be our age

Lol look on the positive, 20yrs ago girls would think comments like that made us idiots.

Now all we need do is look confused and tell them "its cold out here and I don't know where I live"

They look at the name tag tied round your neck and take YOU home... no awkward chat up lines required

hahahaha!!!!

Polishing up my tag and going for a walk in my pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone say cake?"

Hahahah.....welcome SD.

We can have a cake and arse party

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Did someone say cake?

Hahahah.....welcome SD.

We can have a cake and arse party

I’d like an invite please, I can bring cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone say cake?

Hahahah.....welcome SD.

We can have a cake and arse party

I’d like an invite please, I can bring cake

You are definitely invited and you are most definitely equipped to bring both

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cake and arse? I'm in

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Did someone say cake?

Hahahah.....welcome SD.

We can have a cake and arse party

I’d like an invite please, I can bring cake

I've still got a chocolate and orange melt in the middle pudding and some whipping cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it all revolves around cake I'm out as not really like it ... but if there's cheese I'll make the crackers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it all revolves around cake I'm out as not really like it ... but if there's cheese I'll make the crackers

Hellfire!!!

Cheeeeeeeeese!!!

Now you're talking.... Can you bring some Yarg please? I believe that comes from your neck of the woods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it all revolves around cake I'm out as not really like it ... but if there's cheese I'll make the crackers

Hellfire!!!

Cheeeeeeeeese!!!

Now you're talking.... Can you bring some Yarg please? I believe that comes from your neck of the woods?

It sure does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it all revolves around cake I'm out as not really like it ... but if there's cheese I'll make the crackers

Hellfire!!!

Cheeeeeeeeese!!!

Now you're talking.... Can you bring some Yarg please? I believe that comes from your neck of the woods?

It sure does

You definitley are invited...please provide crackers and I'll source some Yarg

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What's yarg like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting me Jacob's out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's yarg like?

It's a hard cheese, like a cheddar, but the outside is covered in nettle leaves.

It was created by a family called Gray... Which is why it's called Yarg...(Gray backwards)

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Whaaaaaat

More perving.

I love us oldies

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting me Jacob's out

There's innuendo in that phrase lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yarg like?

It's a hard cheese, like a cheddar, but the outside is covered in nettle leaves.

It was created by a family called Gray... Which is why it's called Yarg...(Gray backwards)

It's actually pale, light and creamy compared to cheddar tbh

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