FabSwingers.com forum: getting rid of guests who have overstayed there welcome

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

rather than telling people to just fuck off...which music would you put on to get them out the door..I find the aphex twin ..come to daddy works wonders with me..what about you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fantastic idea, love it!!! i think i will try slip knot !!! although i usually find a gentle "ive got to go out in a minute" also works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always try saying “ don't let the door hit your arse on the way out” lol x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A lovely man I know says 'Sorry to have kept you from your beds so long. I'll let you get on' and proceeds to tidy up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything by jedward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take out my cock and have a tug and when they gasp in shock say oh sorry I always have one before bed

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Simples.

"Dear Guest, meet mom."

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

As a friend of mine used to say - 'Sup up and fuck off'

Ah, he had such a way with words...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elvis Presley " I'll Remember you "

then tell them to fuck off hehehe

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Could you help me apply my crabs creme around my anus please....

Never failed me...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

No need for a song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you help me apply my crabs creme around my anus please....

Never failed me..."

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By *hickencurryCouple
over a year ago

brisbane

now where did i leave that axe

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

Ask the man what he thinks of 50 shades of grey !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried 'Get Out of My House' by Kate Bush, ........but he's still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a cup o tea before I turn in. Anyone want one?"

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By *lgernonMan
over a year ago

cupar

I sing "Behind the Wall" by Tracy Chapman at the end of house parties. Acapaella. Although I'm a fine singer, domestic abuse is a proper buzz kill.

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By *lgernonMan
over a year ago

cupar

lol... aca paella... throw shrimps n rice at them to get them to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 favorites:

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here!

And (one I only use with close friends since everything with us is based on insult based humour):

Y'all get the fuck outta my house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anything by jedward"

if its their new song id stay

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