FabSwingers.com forum: For the wine buffs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died

and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A d*unkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They gave him a glass to drink.

He tried it and said,

"It's a Muscat , three Years old, grown on a north slope,

matured in steel containers".

Low grade but acceptable.

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass....

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope,

oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees.

Requires three more years for finest results.."

"Correct."

A third glass...

''It's a pinot blanc champagne,

high grade and exclusive'' said the d*unk calmly.

The director was astonished

.He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant

and if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father."