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"Rub some hot sauce on your foof ![]() Tried that.... didn't quell the demon ![]() | |||
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"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean " I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though. Maybe it's the unicorn gin?! ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() Hmmm..... a butt plug you say ![]() | |||
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while" Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though. Maybe it's the unicorn gin?! ![]() Well whatever you've been eating or drinking that's different. Something is tingling your chuff chime and it needs identifying. Could come in fucking useful in the future ![]() | |||
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"Have a wank ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pretend it's me fucking you .. that'll put you off ![]() | |||
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"Masturbate furiously and tell your friends all about it? " MacD...... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while" I hope you remember to de-thorn it first ![]() | |||
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn ![]() ![]() You haven’t seen the pic ![]() | |||
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"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though. Maybe it's the unicorn gin?! ![]() ![]() Hmmmm....... maybe it is the unicorn gin then (available post covid at a certain drinking establishment I like for a social by the way ![]() | |||
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while I hope you remember to de-thorn it first ![]() Pfft that’s for wimps | |||
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"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though. Maybe it's the unicorn gin?! ![]() ![]() ![]() I may have to treat myself to a bottle next payday and see if it's a common thing | |||
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"Have a wank ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah but this time try adding in a magic wand and sizable dildo into the mix. You should probably document the process too... y'know, for help with deamon-purging purposes. ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x | |||
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while I hope you remember to de-thorn it first ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am a big believer in "Post nut clarity" just saying. ![]() But I've had post lady nut clarity several times already! Didn't help. Made it worse. | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() I'm still awake ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I have ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmmm very sad state of affairs ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() Go outside and shout at the wind and rain. Stand on the beach and rage against the elements. It won't help much, but then neither will any of the other suggestions ![]() | |||
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while I hope you remember to de-thorn it first ![]() (Doc is no wimp. Every rose has it's thorns ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though. Maybe it's the unicorn gin?! ![]() ![]() ![]() If it is, I’ll go halves with you ![]() | |||
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"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though. Maybe it's the unicorn gin?! ![]() ![]() ![]() It's SO GOOD. And apparently has horn in it ![]() | |||
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"Masturbate furiously and tell your friends all about it? MacD...... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great, now I'm horny too! X | |||
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"Have a wank ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The documentation! That must be where I went wrong ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while I hope you remember to de-thorn it first ![]() ![]() ![]() Tried a different approach, I call it piss yourself laughing therapy ![]() | |||
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"I'll send you a face pic. That'll cure you!" I've seen your face..... Didn't work ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am a big believer in "Post nut clarity" just saying. ![]() try post lady nut claret ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() Er........ I'm not that brave! Plus I don't know where to get one in the back of beyond after midnight.... | |||
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"Ok try this.... Get favourite cock pic up and it’s owner whilst gently rubbing your clit and thinking of all the things you want to do with said cock. Get wand favourite dildo and butt plug - insert butt plug then use dildo for penetration whilst wand gives clit stimulus, bring to orgasm whilst losing yourself in a fantasy that pictured cock is in your mouth and continue to orgasm till you fantasise that cock has cum over your chosen area. This is only temporary relief but repeat when ever horn becomes uncontrollable. My advice line is available 24/7 Dr J" Do you have all of these things available as well as the advice? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Come join me in the hot tub, I’m sure you’ll relax nicely in the bubbles and forget about your raging horn ![]() Ooooh now you're talking ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm blaming you. This is your fault. Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture. | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() I like it. Would there be a localish fellow at the beach do you think? | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() Just need to thrash it out I guess ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() Me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Masturbate furiously and tell your friends all about it? MacD...... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're welcome. A problem shared is a problem doubled in this case! | |||
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"Come join me in the hot tub, I’m sure you’ll relax nicely in the bubbles and forget about your raging horn ![]() ![]() ![]() Just to warn you, being naked is absolutely compulsory whilst in the hot tub xx ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() Ha ha lol my anti maternal teleport device is broken so can’t zap one to you damm Lol x | |||
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while I hope you remember to de-thorn it first ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The crazy raging superhorn cannot be beaten by mere piss! Wait.... that came out wrong ![]() | |||
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"I am a big believer in "Post nut clarity" just saying. ![]() ![]() I tried post lady nut unicorn gin.... | |||
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"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while I hope you remember to de-thorn it first ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not even a Mexican dick? | |||
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"Sit on the corner of the washing machine when it is on the spin cycle " That was the advice Aunty P had yesterday.... ish. Only works if you know how the washing machine works. That's not women's work! | |||
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"Cold shower flowed by a constant stream of sex untill u can't take any more... Then another cold shower " Fuck the cold showers. | |||
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"Sit on the corner of the washing machine when it is on the spin cycle That was the advice Aunty P had yesterday.... ish. Only works if you know how the washing machine works. That's not women's work!" You're screwed then | |||
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"Ok try this.... Get favourite cock pic up and it’s owner whilst gently rubbing your clit and thinking of all the things you want to do with said cock. Get wand favourite dildo and butt plug - insert butt plug then use dildo for penetration whilst wand gives clit stimulus, bring to orgasm whilst losing yourself in a fantasy that pictured cock is in your mouth and continue to orgasm till you fantasise that cock has cum over your chosen area. This is only temporary relief but repeat when ever horn becomes uncontrollable. My advice line is available 24/7 Dr J Do you have all of these things available as well as the advice? ![]() ![]() Certainly...got to have the right instruments at hand ![]() | |||
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"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey. Imagine I'm Monica.... Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be. Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it? " I love you with every fibre of my being. Made it go ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey. Imagine I'm Monica.... Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be. Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it? I love you with every fibre of my being. Made it go ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() I'll have to numb your clit ...num num num num ![]() | |||
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"Here's a thing! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmmm.... I like your thinking. Some kind of audio-visual uber fast technology you mean? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() 10 to 12 inches should do the trick Fad can be ur friend ![]() | |||
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"The documentation! That must be where I went wrong ![]() ![]() You silly sally, the documentation is vital for us all to better equip ourselves against any such deamonic possession. It must be meticulously studied and researched. | |||
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"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey. Imagine I'm Monica.... Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be. Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it? I love you with every fibre of my being. Made it go ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good idea .. your farts will put her off ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thrash me Doc! ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() Fab even ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() check your box | |||
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"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey. Imagine I'm Monica.... Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be. Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it? I love you with every fibre of my being. Made it go ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There will be a video one day. I shit you not. | |||
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"Ice cubes up your foot, Will numb for a while at least and as sensation comes back provides a whole other distraction in itself ![]() * foof not foot as that would be even weirder still. | |||
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"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey. Imagine I'm Monica.... Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be. Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it? I love you with every fibre of my being. Made it go ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() can you light them? ![]() | |||
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"Come join me in the hot tub, I’m sure you’ll relax nicely in the bubbles and forget about your raging horn ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I should hope so too. For you should never wear clothes in my presence (Disclaimer..... he has never worn clothes in my presence. Or not worn clothes in my presence. Or been in my presence. And I'm sad about that) | |||
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"Here's a thing! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahhhh......good point!! I'll have to get a 4k screen rather than a fucked screen. Then you can come back again...and come again and again ... Asking for the same friend by the way ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() Dammit Natalie! ![]() | |||
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"Sit on the corner of the washing machine when it is on the spin cycle That was the advice Aunty P had yesterday.... ish. Only works if you know how the washing machine works. That's not women's work! You're screwed then " Wish I bloody was ![]() | |||
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"Ok try this.... Get favourite cock pic up and it’s owner whilst gently rubbing your clit and thinking of all the things you want to do with said cock. Get wand favourite dildo and butt plug - insert butt plug then use dildo for penetration whilst wand gives clit stimulus, bring to orgasm whilst losing yourself in a fantasy that pictured cock is in your mouth and continue to orgasm till you fantasise that cock has cum over your chosen area. This is only temporary relief but repeat when ever horn becomes uncontrollable. My advice line is available 24/7 Dr J Do you have all of these things available as well as the advice? ![]() ![]() ![]() Well then..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha ha maybe ones covid over it maybe back up and running again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ice cubes up your foot, Will numb for a while at least and as sensation comes back provides a whole other distraction in itself ![]() So glad I spotted that before I replied...... Im liking this plan. Although feel it may just delay the reoccurring issue.... | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() I'm assuming you think I should keep the demons ![]() | |||
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"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey. Imagine I'm Monica.... Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be. Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it? I love you with every fibre of my being. Made it go ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes you are. | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() That's not bloody helping! | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooooh. And owwwwwww..... Can I have them in 2 parts? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can think of something, but you'd have to join our bubble. " Your bubble is miles away! | |||
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"The documentation! That must be where I went wrong ![]() ![]() But surely it needs a dedicated individual to check it before it gets published publicly? I wonder if I can find a volunteer? ![]() | |||
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"I'll send you a face pic. That'll cure you! I've seen your face..... Didn't work ![]() ![]() I'll send you cake then. Once your stuffed, you will be too full to be err... stuffed! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey. Imagine I'm Monica.... Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be. Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it? I love you with every fibre of my being. Made it go ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't shit in the video please ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aversion therapy it is then | |||
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"I don’t think you the only horny one tonight....I’ve not been on here in ages but logged on in hopes of getting a browse of some kinky pics to help me out while playing hehe " Glad to see I'm.in good company.... Question for you. Have the good lurkers been sending you cock pics to help as well? | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooooh..... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lost cause i think ![]() I can't believe no one else picked up on your comment.... because that's no secret! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses ![]() Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways ![]() | |||
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"I'll send you a face pic. That'll cure you! I've seen your face..... Didn't work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bring it round..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lost cause i think ![]() ![]() ![]() Takes one to know one ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() May I suggest a padlocked metal female chastity device with vaginal insertable fitting only. You can wear that for the next month 23/7 only removing it for cleaning purposes. It will allow you to develop self control. Kind regards, Amelia | |||
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"I'll send you a face pic. That'll cure you! I've seen your face..... Didn't work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's about a 5 hour drive. Be there for 6am ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's not working Doc... | |||
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"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses ![]() ![]() You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers ![]() | |||
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"Lost cause i think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well hello there ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I guess you’ll just have to ride it out then ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() See, this is the sort of sound advice I need. However. I have no money. Can I exchange sexual favours for one? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll send you a face pic. That'll cure you! I've seen your face..... Didn't work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Drive safe. I'll be here ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses ![]() ![]() ![]() I have ways of making his mouth busy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() FIFY. And ok.... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shall I wake him?! ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Filth ![]() | |||
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"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes please. He has a long drive so maybe get him to make some coffee ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pot, kettle..... ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Always the hypocrite ![]() | |||
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"Lost cause i think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hi ![]() | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You know me so well ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lost cause i think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I understand the fear. I'm terrifying | |||
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"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh dear, he doesn't drive. I'll have to be chauffeur ![]() | |||
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"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no. How will we possibly cope ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"An open chilli pepper in your pussy and 4 ice cubes " Sounds spicy! | |||
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"I can think of something, but you'd have to join our bubble. Your bubble is miles away!" Can't help that. Maybe you're just not horny enough. | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() Butt plug and shake balls inside you | |||
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"I can think of something, but you'd have to join our bubble. Your bubble is miles away! Can't help that. Maybe you're just not horny enough. " I'm not sure I could cope with further horn! | |||
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"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone. Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? ![]() Not sure that would stop the horn.... should make it worse! | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol" Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid!" Fuck Covid... live life | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! Fuck Covid... live life" ![]() | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! Fuck Covid... live life ![]() Aldi special buys aisle ![]() | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! Fuck Covid... live life ![]() ![]() Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! Fuck Covid... live life ![]() ![]() Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993) | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! Fuck Covid... live life ![]() ![]() Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys... | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! Fuck Covid... live life ![]() ![]() Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below. | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! Fuck Covid... live life ![]() ![]() V***s? Please explain? | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! Fuck Covid... live life ![]() ![]() The thing we try to keep out of the lounge. That infectious thing that occupies rather a lot of air time at the moment. That thing beginning with V. | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! Fuck Covid... live life ![]() ![]() I went away for a bit and what happened? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! Fuck Covid... live life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All good ![]() | |||
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"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol Bloody Christmas. And bloody covid! Fuck Covid... live life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yay! | |||
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