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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub some hot sauce on your foof

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have a wank

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Rub some hot sauce on your foof "

Tried that.... didn't quell the demon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

"

A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean "

I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.

Maybe it's the unicorn gin?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have a wank "

Another one?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving "

Hmmm..... a butt plug you say

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Masturbate furiously and tell your friends all about it?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while"

Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean

I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.

Maybe it's the unicorn gin?! "

Well whatever you've been eating or drinking that's different. Something is tingling your chuff chime and it needs identifying.

Could come in fucking useful in the future

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Have a wank

Another one?! "

pretend it's me fucking you .. that'll put you off

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Masturbate furiously and tell your friends all about it? "

MacD......

Any time you want to know you only have to ask sweetie

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA


"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while"

I hope you remember to de-thorn it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a big believer in "Post nut clarity" just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while

Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn "

You haven’t seen the pic

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean

I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.

Maybe it's the unicorn gin?!

Well whatever you've been eating or drinking that's different. Something is tingling your chuff chime and it needs identifying.

Could come in fucking useful in the future "

Hmmmm....... maybe it is the unicorn gin then (available post covid at a certain drinking establishment I like for a social by the way )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while

I hope you remember to de-thorn it first "

Pfft that’s for wimps

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Have a wank

Another one?! "

Yes, definitely

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean

I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.

Maybe it's the unicorn gin?!

Well whatever you've been eating or drinking that's different. Something is tingling your chuff chime and it needs identifying.

Could come in fucking useful in the future

Hmmmm....... maybe it is the unicorn gin then (available post covid at a certain drinking establishment I like for a social by the way )"

I may have to treat myself to a bottle next payday and see if it's a common thing

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters


"Have a wank

Another one?! "

Yeah but this time try adding in a magic wand and sizable dildo into the mix. You should probably document the process too... y'know, for help with deamon-purging purposes.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'll send you a face pic.

That'll cure you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving

Hmmm..... a butt plug you say "

Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have a wank

Another one?! pretend it's me fucking you .. that'll put you off "

Awww Sir O! don't say things like that!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Ok try this....

Get favourite cock pic up and it’s owner whilst gently rubbing your clit and thinking of all the things you want to do with said cock. Get wand favourite dildo and butt plug - insert butt plug then use dildo for penetration whilst wand gives clit stimulus, bring to orgasm whilst losing yourself in a fantasy that pictured cock is in your mouth and continue to orgasm till you fantasise that cock has cum over your chosen area.

This is only temporary relief but repeat when ever horn becomes uncontrollable.

My advice line is available 24/7

Dr J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while

I hope you remember to de-thorn it first "

Voice of experience?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am a big believer in "Post nut clarity" just saying. "

But I've had post lady nut clarity several times already!

Didn't help. Made it worse.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "

I'm still awake

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while

Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn

You haven’t seen the pic "

Oh I have

Didn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while

Yes please Doc. Although I'm not sure that'll stop my horn

You haven’t seen the pic

Oh I have

Didn't work."

Hmmm very sad state of affairs

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "

Go outside and shout at the wind and rain. Stand on the beach and rage against the elements.

It won't help much, but then neither will any of the other suggestions

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while

I hope you remember to de-thorn it first

Pfft that’s for wimps "

(Doc is no wimp. Every rose has it's thorns )

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean

I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.

Maybe it's the unicorn gin?!

Well whatever you've been eating or drinking that's different. Something is tingling your chuff chime and it needs identifying.

Could come in fucking useful in the future

Hmmmm....... maybe it is the unicorn gin then (available post covid at a certain drinking establishment I like for a social by the way )

I may have to treat myself to a bottle next payday and see if it's a common thing "

If it is, I’ll go halves with you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have a wank

Another one?!

Yes, definitely "

You're a bad influence

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stop eating turkey, it must be your kryptonite. Well, the opposite actually but you know what I mean

I haven't actually had turkey this year. I was denied turkey by the butcher. Lovely bit o lamb and ham though.

Maybe it's the unicorn gin?!

Well whatever you've been eating or drinking that's different. Something is tingling your chuff chime and it needs identifying.

Could come in fucking useful in the future

Hmmmm....... maybe it is the unicorn gin then (available post covid at a certain drinking establishment I like for a social by the way )

I may have to treat myself to a bottle next payday and see if it's a common thing "

It's SO GOOD.

And apparently has horn in it

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Masturbate furiously and tell your friends all about it?

MacD......

Any time you want to know you only have to ask sweetie "

Great, now I'm horny too! X

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have a wank

Another one?!

Yeah but this time try adding in a magic wand and sizable dildo into the mix. You should probably document the process too... y'know, for help with deamon-purging purposes. "

The documentation! That must be where I went wrong

Dammit. But I don't need to see the footage.... document then delete it do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while

I hope you remember to de-thorn it first

Pfft that’s for wimps

(Doc is no wimp. Every rose has it's thorns )"

Tried a different approach, I call it piss yourself laughing therapy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll send you a face pic.

That'll cure you!"

I've seen your face.....

Didn't work

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I am a big believer in "Post nut clarity" just saying.

But I've had post lady nut clarity several times already!

Didn't help. Made it worse."

try post lady nut claret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come join me in the hot tub, I’m sure you’ll relax nicely in the bubbles and forget about your raging horn xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving

Hmmm..... a butt plug you say

Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x"

Er........ I'm not that brave! Plus I don't know where to get one in the back of beyond after midnight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on the corner of the washing machine when it is on the spin cycle

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ok try this....

Get favourite cock pic up and it’s owner whilst gently rubbing your clit and thinking of all the things you want to do with said cock. Get wand favourite dildo and butt plug - insert butt plug then use dildo for penetration whilst wand gives clit stimulus, bring to orgasm whilst losing yourself in a fantasy that pictured cock is in your mouth and continue to orgasm till you fantasise that cock has cum over your chosen area.

This is only temporary relief but repeat when ever horn becomes uncontrollable.

My advice line is available 24/7

Dr J"

Do you have all of these things available as well as the advice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold shower flowed by a constant stream of sex untill u can't take any more... Then another cold shower

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.

Imagine I'm Monica....

Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.

Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Come join me in the hot tub, I’m sure you’ll relax nicely in the bubbles and forget about your raging horn xx"

Ooooh now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a thing! Crazy I know but.....Maybe find someone, also with the raging horn.

By a combination of skill, cunning and the very latest technology you could diffuse each other's horns?

Just asking for a friend

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake "

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

Go outside and shout at the wind and rain. Stand on the beach and rage against the elements.

It won't help much, but then neither will any of the other suggestions "

I like it.

Would there be a localish fellow at the beach do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture."

Just need to thrash it out I guess

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture."

Me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Masturbate furiously and tell your friends all about it?

MacD......

Any time you want to know you only have to ask sweetie

Great, now I'm horny too! X"

You're welcome. A problem shared is a problem doubled in this case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come join me in the hot tub, I’m sure you’ll relax nicely in the bubbles and forget about your raging horn xx

Ooooh now you're talking "

Just to warn you, being naked is absolutely compulsory whilst in the hot tub xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving

Hmmm..... a butt plug you say

Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x

Er........ I'm not that brave! Plus I don't know where to get one in the back of beyond after midnight...."

Ha ha lol my anti maternal teleport device is broken so can’t zap one to you damm

Lol x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while

I hope you remember to de-thorn it first

Pfft that’s for wimps

(Doc is no wimp. Every rose has it's thorns )

Tried a different approach, I call it piss yourself laughing therapy "

The crazy raging superhorn cannot be beaten by mere piss!

Wait.... that came out wrong

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am a big believer in "Post nut clarity" just saying.

But I've had post lady nut clarity several times already!

Didn't help. Made it worse.try post lady nut claret "

I tried post lady nut unicorn gin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could send you a picture of me with rose stuck up my arse that should put you off for a good while

I hope you remember to de-thorn it first

Pfft that’s for wimps

(Doc is no wimp. Every rose has it's thorns )

Tried a different approach, I call it piss yourself laughing therapy

The crazy raging superhorn cannot be beaten by mere piss!

Wait.... that came out wrong "

Not even a Mexican dick?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sit on the corner of the washing machine when it is on the spin cycle "

That was the advice Aunty P had yesterday.... ish.

Only works if you know how the washing machine works. That's not women's work!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cold shower flowed by a constant stream of sex untill u can't take any more... Then another cold shower "

Fuck the cold showers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit on the corner of the washing machine when it is on the spin cycle

That was the advice Aunty P had yesterday.... ish.

Only works if you know how the washing machine works. That's not women's work!"

You're screwed then

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London


"Ok try this....

Get favourite cock pic up and it’s owner whilst gently rubbing your clit and thinking of all the things you want to do with said cock. Get wand favourite dildo and butt plug - insert butt plug then use dildo for penetration whilst wand gives clit stimulus, bring to orgasm whilst losing yourself in a fantasy that pictured cock is in your mouth and continue to orgasm till you fantasise that cock has cum over your chosen area.

This is only temporary relief but repeat when ever horn becomes uncontrollable.

My advice line is available 24/7

Dr J

Do you have all of these things available as well as the advice? "

Certainly...got to have the right instruments at hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cubes up your foot,

Will numb for a while at least and as sensation comes back provides a whole other distraction in itself

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.

Imagine I'm Monica....

Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.

Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it? "

I love you with every fibre of my being.

Made it go

And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.

Imagine I'm Monica....

Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.

Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?

I love you with every fibre of my being.

Made it go

And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming "

I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "

I'll have to numb your clit ...num num num num

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Here's a thing! Crazy I know but.....Maybe find someone, also with the raging horn.

By a combination of skill, cunning and the very latest technology you could diffuse each other's horns?

Just asking for a friend "

Hmmm.... I like your thinking. Some kind of audio-visual uber fast technology you mean?

But what if diffusing it again makes it come back stronger again?

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "

10 to 12 inches should do the trick

Fad can be ur friend

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I can think of something, but you'd have to join our bubble.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters


"The documentation! That must be where I went wrong

Dammit. But I don't need to see the footage.... document then delete it do you mean? "

You silly sally, the documentation is vital for us all to better equip ourselves against any such deamonic possession. It must be meticulously studied and researched.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.

Imagine I'm Monica....

Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.

Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?

I love you with every fibre of my being.

Made it go

And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming

I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon "

Good idea .. your farts will put her off

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

Just need to thrash it out I guess "

Thrash me Doc!

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

10 to 12 inches should do the trick

Fad can be ur friend "

Fab even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

Just need to thrash it out I guess

Thrash me Doc! "

check your box

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.

Imagine I'm Monica....

Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.

Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?

I love you with every fibre of my being.

Made it go

And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming

I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon

Good idea .. your farts will put her off "

There will be a video one day.

I shit you not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think you the only horny one tonight....I’ve not been on here in ages but logged on in hopes of getting a browse of some kinky pics to help me out while playing hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ice cubes up your foot,

Will numb for a while at least and as sensation comes back provides a whole other distraction in itself "

* foof not foot as that would be even weirder still.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.

Imagine I'm Monica....

Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.

Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?

I love you with every fibre of my being.

Made it go

And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming

I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon

Good idea .. your farts will put her off

There will be a video one day.

I shit you not."

can you light them?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Come join me in the hot tub, I’m sure you’ll relax nicely in the bubbles and forget about your raging horn xx

Ooooh now you're talking

Just to warn you, being naked is absolutely compulsory whilst in the hot tub xx "

I should hope so too.

For you should never wear clothes in my presence

(Disclaimer..... he has never worn clothes in my presence. Or not worn clothes in my presence. Or been in my presence. And I'm sad about that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's a thing! Crazy I know but.....Maybe find someone, also with the raging horn.

By a combination of skill, cunning and the very latest technology you could diffuse each other's horns?

Just asking for a friend

Hmmm.... I like your thinking. Some kind of audio-visual uber fast technology you mean?

But what if diffusing it again makes it come back stronger again? "

Ahhhh......good point!!

I'll have to get a 4k screen rather than a fucked screen.

Then you can come back again...and come again and again ...

Asking for the same friend by the way

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving

Hmmm..... a butt plug you say

Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x

Er........ I'm not that brave! Plus I don't know where to get one in the back of beyond after midnight....

Ha ha lol my anti maternal teleport device is broken so can’t zap one to you damm

Lol x "

Dammit Natalie!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sit on the corner of the washing machine when it is on the spin cycle

That was the advice Aunty P had yesterday.... ish.

Only works if you know how the washing machine works. That's not women's work!

You're screwed then "

Wish I bloody was

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ok try this....

Get favourite cock pic up and it’s owner whilst gently rubbing your clit and thinking of all the things you want to do with said cock. Get wand favourite dildo and butt plug - insert butt plug then use dildo for penetration whilst wand gives clit stimulus, bring to orgasm whilst losing yourself in a fantasy that pictured cock is in your mouth and continue to orgasm till you fantasise that cock has cum over your chosen area.

This is only temporary relief but repeat when ever horn becomes uncontrollable.

My advice line is available 24/7

Dr J

Do you have all of these things available as well as the advice?

Certainly...got to have the right instruments at hand "

Well then.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Here's a thing! Crazy I know but.....Maybe find someone, also with the raging horn.

By a combination of skill, cunning and the very latest technology you could diffuse each other's horns?

Just asking for a friend

Hmmm.... I like your thinking. Some kind of audio-visual uber fast technology you mean?

But what if diffusing it again makes it come back stronger again?

Ahhhh......good point!!

I'll have to get a 4k screen rather than a fucked screen.

Then you can come back again...and come again and again ...

Asking for the same friend by the way "

Er. And again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving

Hmmm..... a butt plug you say

Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x

Er........ I'm not that brave! Plus I don't know where to get one in the back of beyond after midnight....

Ha ha lol my anti maternal teleport device is broken so can’t zap one to you damm

Lol x

Dammit Natalie! "

Ha ha maybe ones covid over it maybe back up and running again lol x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ice cubes up your foot,

Will numb for a while at least and as sensation comes back provides a whole other distraction in itself

* foof not foot as that would be even weirder still.

"

So glad I spotted that before I replied......

Im liking this plan. Although feel it may just delay the reoccurring issue....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

"

I'm assuming you think I should keep the demons

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.

Imagine I'm Monica....

Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.

Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?

I love you with every fibre of my being.

Made it go

And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming

I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon "

Yes you are.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'll have to numb your clit ...num num num num "

That's not bloody helping!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

10 to 12 inches should do the trick

Fad can be ur friend

Fab even "

Oooooh. And owwwwwww.....

Can I have them in 2 parts?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can think of something, but you'd have to join our bubble. "

Your bubble is miles away!

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Lost cause i think

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The documentation! That must be where I went wrong

Dammit. But I don't need to see the footage.... document then delete it do you mean?

You silly sally, the documentation is vital for us all to better equip ourselves against any such deamonic possession. It must be meticulously studied and researched."

But surely it needs a dedicated individual to check it before it gets published publicly?

I wonder if I can find a volunteer?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"I'll send you a face pic.

That'll cure you!

I've seen your face.....

Didn't work "

I'll send you cake then. Once your stuffed, you will be too full to be err... stuffed!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

Just need to thrash it out I guess

Thrash me Doc! check your box

"

You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"OK. You know the friends scene at Xmas with Monica and the turkey.

Imagine I'm Monica....

Only need 1 guess as to which one you'll be.

Did your minge weld shut at the thought of my head up it?

I love you with every fibre of my being.

Made it go

And then it realised not possible as sadly you are too far away for hugs and head ramming

I'm gonna have to fucking post myself to Devon

Good idea .. your farts will put her off

There will be a video one day.

I shit you not."

Don't shit in the video please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

Just need to thrash it out I guess

Thrash me Doc! check your box

You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it "

Aversion therapy it is then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t think you the only horny one tonight....I’ve not been on here in ages but logged on in hopes of getting a browse of some kinky pics to help me out while playing hehe "

Glad to see I'm.in good company....

Question for you. Have the good lurkers been sending you cock pics to help as well?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

A butt plugs always a good way to cure that or a bit off ninja perving

Hmmm..... a butt plug you say

Ha ha yes but got to be a big one and not in Length lol at least 5 inches in diameter ha ha x

Er........ I'm not that brave! Plus I don't know where to get one in the back of beyond after midnight....

Ha ha lol my anti maternal teleport device is broken so can’t zap one to you damm

Lol x

Dammit Natalie!

Ha ha maybe ones covid over it maybe back up and running again lol x"

Oooooh.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lost cause i think "

I can't believe no one else picked up on your comment.... because that's no secret!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses "

Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll send you a face pic.

That'll cure you!

I've seen your face.....

Didn't work

I'll send you cake then. Once your stuffed, you will be too full to be err... stuffed! "

Bring it round.....

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Lost cause i think

I can't believe no one else picked up on your comment.... because that's no secret! "

Takes one to know one

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "

May I suggest a padlocked metal female chastity device with vaginal insertable fitting only.

You can wear that for the next month 23/7 only removing it for cleaning purposes.

It will allow you to develop self control.

Kind regards,

Amelia

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"I'll send you a face pic.

That'll cure you!

I've seen your face.....

Didn't work

I'll send you cake then. Once your stuffed, you will be too full to be err... stuffed!

Bring it round..... "

It's about a 5 hour drive. Be there for 6am

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

Just need to thrash it out I guess

Thrash me Doc! check your box

You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it

Aversion therapy it is then"

It's not working Doc...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses

Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways "

You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lost cause i think

I can't believe no one else picked up on your comment.... because that's no secret!

Takes one to know one "

Well hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

Just need to thrash it out I guess

Thrash me Doc! check your box

You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it

Aversion therapy it is then

It's not working Doc..."

I guess you’ll just have to ride it out then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

May I suggest a padlocked metal female chastity device with vaginal insertable fitting only.

You can wear that for the next month 23/7 only removing it for cleaning purposes.

It will allow you to develop self control.

Kind regards,

Amelia "

See, this is the sort of sound advice I need.

However. I have no money. Can I exchange sexual favours for one?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll send you a face pic.

That'll cure you!

I've seen your face.....

Didn't work

I'll send you cake then. Once your stuffed, you will be too full to be err... stuffed!

Bring it round.....

It's about a 5 hour drive. Be there for 6am "

Drive safe. I'll be here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses

Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways

You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers "

I have ways of making his mouth busy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

Just need to thrash it out I guess

Thrash me Doc! check your box

You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it

Aversion therapy it is then

It's not working Doc...

I guess you’ll just have to ride me then "

FIFY.

And ok....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses

Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways

You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers

I have ways of making his mouth busy "

Shall I wake him?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

Just need to thrash it out I guess

Thrash me Doc! check your box

You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it

Aversion therapy it is then

It's not working Doc...

I guess you’ll just have to ride me then

FIFY.

And ok.... "

Filth

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses

Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways

You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers

I have ways of making his mouth busy

Shall I wake him?! "

Yes please. He has a long drive so maybe get him to make some coffee

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

Just need to thrash it out I guess

Thrash me Doc! check your box

You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it

Aversion therapy it is then

It's not working Doc...

I guess you’ll just have to ride me then

FIFY.

And ok....

Filth "

Pot, kettle.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

Just need to thrash it out I guess

Thrash me Doc! check your box

You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it

Aversion therapy it is then

It's not working Doc...

I guess you’ll just have to ride me then

FIFY.

And ok....

Filth

Pot, kettle..... "

Always the hypocrite

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Lost cause i think

I can't believe no one else picked up on your comment.... because that's no secret!

Takes one to know one

Well hello there "

Hi

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

I'm still awake

I'm blaming you. This is your fault.

Mostly. There is also the unicorn gin and now Doc's rose in bum picture.

Just need to thrash it out I guess

Thrash me Doc! check your box

You, sir, are not helping. Although I kinda like it

Aversion therapy it is then

It's not working Doc...

I guess you’ll just have to ride me then

FIFY.

And ok....

Filth

Pot, kettle.....

Always the hypocrite "

You know me so well

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lost cause i think

I can't believe no one else picked up on your comment.... because that's no secret!

Takes one to know one

Well hello there

Hi "

I understand the fear. I'm terrifying

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses

Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways

You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers

I have ways of making his mouth busy

Shall I wake him?!

Yes please. He has a long drive so maybe get him to make some coffee "

Oh dear, he doesn't drive. I'll have to be chauffeur

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have the cure. I'll send Mr KC to tell you all about his miniature figures and about the specifications of battleships. That'll numb your senses

Be warned.... I may make him stop talking in inventive ways

You'll never get him to shut up about Napoleonic era toy soldiers

I have ways of making his mouth busy

Shall I wake him?!

Yes please. He has a long drive so maybe get him to make some coffee

Oh dear, he doesn't drive. I'll have to be chauffeur "

Oh no. How will we possibly cope

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By *arc 999Man
over a year ago

Tyrone

An open chilli pepper in your pussy and 4 ice cubes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"An open chilli pepper in your pussy and 4 ice cubes "

Sounds spicy!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I can think of something, but you'd have to join our bubble.

Your bubble is miles away!"

Can't help that.

Maybe you're just not horny enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state? "

Butt plug and shake balls inside you

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By *leyxxxMan
over a year ago

Southampton/London/Bristol

Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can think of something, but you'd have to join our bubble.

Your bubble is miles away!

Can't help that.

Maybe you're just not horny enough. "

I'm not sure I could cope with further horn!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Even after taking Aunty P's advice yesterday, I still have the crazy raging superhorn, which is weird really because it suddenly came upon me on Christmas Day and won't now leave me alone.

Help me fabbers..... what can I do to quell the demon lust and return to my previous angelic state?

Butt plug and shake balls inside you "

Not sure that would stop the horn.... should make it worse!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol"

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!"

Fuck Covid... live life

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

Fuck Covid... live life"

Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

Fuck Covid... live life

Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?"

Aldi special buys aisle

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

Fuck Covid... live life

Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?

Aldi special buys aisle "

Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

Fuck Covid... live life

Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?

Aldi special buys aisle

Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples"

Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

Fuck Covid... live life

Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?

Aldi special buys aisle

Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples

Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)"

Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

Fuck Covid... live life

Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?

Aldi special buys aisle

Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples

Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)

Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys... "

Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

Fuck Covid... live life

Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?

Aldi special buys aisle

Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples

Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)

Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys...

Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below. "

V***s? Please explain?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

Fuck Covid... live life

Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?

Aldi special buys aisle

Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples

Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)

Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys...

Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below.

V***s? Please explain?"

The thing we try to keep out of the lounge. That infectious thing that occupies rather a lot of air time at the moment. That thing beginning with V.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

Fuck Covid... live life

Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?

Aldi special buys aisle

Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples

Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)

Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys...

Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below.

V***s? Please explain?

The thing we try to keep out of the lounge. That infectious thing that occupies rather a lot of air time at the moment. That thing beginning with V."

I went away for a bit and what happened?

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

Fuck Covid... live life

Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?

Aldi special buys aisle

Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples

Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)

Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys...

Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below.

V***s? Please explain?

The thing we try to keep out of the lounge. That infectious thing that occupies rather a lot of air time at the moment. That thing beginning with V.

I went away for a bit and what happened? "

All good

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Spare time over festive season makes everyone super horny lol

Bloody Christmas.

And bloody covid!

Fuck Covid... live life

Life? Where can I get me one of these mythical things?

Aldi special buys aisle

Or just wake up and do your own shit... simples

Oh I do my own shit. I'm a big kid, look what I can do. I can wipe my own bum too (to the tune of the Huggies pull up ad, 1993)

Very good and nice to know about your bum but clearly was not replying to you guys...

Posh started a jokey thread. Having a light hearted laugh on the forums. That's all. Let's keep it that way. The V***s forum is a few levels down below.

V***s? Please explain?

The thing we try to keep out of the lounge. That infectious thing that occupies rather a lot of air time at the moment. That thing beginning with V.

I went away for a bit and what happened?

All good "

Yay!

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