FabSwingers.com forum: Best chat up lines?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hit us with the best chat up lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here, babes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a piece of furniture.. because I want to sit on your face

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By *ickinNottsMan
over a year ago

Hucknall

Do you mess around on the first date?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Were.you clothes on sale... Cause they'd be 100% off at mine

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Hey, Hey you!! Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your underwear have a mirror..

Because I can see myself inside them

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

U remind me of my little toe....

Cuz I’m going bang u on the funiture later..

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Have you sat in sugar cos your arse looks very sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Greetings, I'm Tina Titz, no autographs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello my name is Natalie heaven and i can guarantee a night with me in the sheets you be in heaven

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By *iger tigerMan
over a year ago

Welshpool

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were my little toe, I'd bang you on every piece of furniture

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Hey buetiful

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Get your coat, you've pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your rat out

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hey, Hey you!! Get in the van"

I love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If in a bar in the pre Covid days. Dip your finger in a glass of water and touch their clothes and say:

“Now let’s get you out of these wet clothes”

It never works, I can’t imagine why.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I show you my orange Tupperware?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I show you my orange Tupperware?

Did your mum sell it in the 70s

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm jealous of your heart

It's pumping inside you and I'm not

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Do you need an inhaler?

Cause you're about to get breathless

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I've had some cheesy ones in my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an atlas in my bedroom I could show you the world.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

do you have a spare wheel in your car?

... cause I wanna put one in your trunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get ‘did it hurt, when you fell from heaven

”

Unsurprisingly it doesn’t work

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm jealous of your heart

It's pumping inside you and I'm not"

It’s fine for me to basically read these back to you, right?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Get your coat..you've pulled...

hahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

That dress looks really good on you. It would look even better on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what I like in a guy?

My strapon.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'm jealous of your heart

It's pumping inside you and I'm not

It’s fine for me to basically read these back to you, right?

Haha why not

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I know you must be tired... You've been running through my mind all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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By *l D10SMan
over a year ago

Neyland

Shshshshs this will only last a minute.....ahhh fuck....ok, only a second ??

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

People call me by my name

But you can call me anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I like in a guy?

My strapon. "

Mmm you can put it in me !,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Give her my new iphone* 'Call me'

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Thank god I'm wearing gloves,

Cause you're too hot to handle

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By *hezingtonMan
over a year ago

Fleet

I would say you're beautiful but beauty is on the inside and I haven't been inside you yet

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough

her;i'm going to give you a blow job later

me; is it later yet

it worked she got down on her knees and blew me in the kitchen area at jaydees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you

I like this

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