FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest thing u fucked

By *ampshire_guy40 OP Man
over a year ago

hampshire

I was just wondering what's the weirdest thing any has fucked.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My ex....someone had to say it

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I don't fuck things i only fuck men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex.

Because someone had to make that joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex....someone had to say it

Damn you beat me! X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

To many objects to just choose one! X

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My ex....someone had to say it

Damn you beat me! X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Miele vacuum cleaner

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Someone else's ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex

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By *eachyPairCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Myself, because I'm proper weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girlfriends dad well he fucked me

Wasn’t with her at the time didn’t even know her

Meet him on fab

Then meet her about 6 months later came time to meet the parents turns out all ready had meet her dad let’s just say family dinner night was really awkward and sat there feeling so sorry for her mum that her dad was playing away from home on fab

Never had the hart to tell her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t say I’ve ever fucked anyone/thing other than a human

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Life

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By *fter dinner delightCouple
over a year ago

bury st edmunds/london

It my husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My credit rating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My credit rating"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber banana haha hair curling wand perfume bottle deodorant can champayne bottle off the top of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber banana haha hair curling wand perfume bottle deodorant can champayne bottle off the top of my head "

You fucked a champagne bottle off the top of your head? Impressive

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By *ilky_CocoPuffsCouple
over a year ago

Luton

"Cucumber banana haha hair curling wand perfume bottle deodorant can champayne bottle off the top of my head "

Hope the curling wand wasn't turned on.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Vicar’s son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicar’s son"

Dusty ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watermelon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this question applies more to women than men! Lol

Besides the horny teenager wondering whether the hoover feels like a BJ, fucking a pillow or maybe going to extremes and fucking pastry like in American pie, I think most men are quite limited!

You women however are spoilt for choice! Bananas, cucumbers, the TV remote, and the latest admission from a friend was she once fucked herself with a policeman's truncheon!

So women without a dildo to hand seem very good at improvising!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think this question applies more to women than men! Lol

Besides the horny teenager wondering whether the hoover feels like a BJ, fucking a pillow or maybe going to extremes and fucking pastry like in American pie, I think most men are quite limited!

You women however are spoilt for choice! Bananas, cucumbers, the TV remote, and the latest admission from a friend was she once fucked herself with a policeman's truncheon!

So women without a dildo to hand seem very good at improvising! "

Oh we are and it’s why you guys find us fascinating.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Strangest thing fucked me is the tax man.

Lol someone had to say it.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"Vicar’s son

Dusty ?"

It’s often quoted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh we are and it’s why you guys find us fascinating. "

That's very true! Always up for hearing of naughty exploits!

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By *ilky_CocoPuffsCouple
over a year ago

Luton

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By *ilky_CocoPuffsCouple
over a year ago

Luton

Brush head,hair spray bottle, cucumber,carrot,wooden spoon,icicle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brush head,hair spray bottle, cucumber,carrot,wooden spoon,icicle lol"

Icicle!?! Cold, but I bet that melted quickly! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water melon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A doughnut? But didn't really fuck it lol

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over a year ago

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By *ugardadcleanerMan
over a year ago

cirencester

Got banned last time Hollie mentioned lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A watermelon!

D."

You spent too much time listening to F&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A watermelon!

You spent too much time listening to F&B

Wrap some ham round the hole. Feels like real thing mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipper ram on a js130 was totally my fault while digging out under a rail way bridge lifted bit to high while rushing in my defence It was 2am so pitch black it was proper fucked tho.

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By *ilky_CocoPuffsCouple
over a year ago

Luton

Hahha yep

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Sheep are nervous in Wales

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Sheep are nervous in Wales "

Joking x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My ex.

Because someone had to make that joke."

My ex. Because it is the joke that keeps on giving

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Exes boss.

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

peterborough

The friend of an ex offered me a hollowed out cucumber, “something cool to slip into” was I believe the sales pitch. She was quite something

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

I fucked up my ZXR750RR motorbike when I got knocked off it at 130mph does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was teenager I worked out a toilet roll holder wedged in between two mattresses and filled with shower gel was just like a fanny!

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By *harlie38Man
over a year ago

walsall

My life.... Its well and truly fucked of late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she’ll know lol

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

A candidate for parliament.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was teenager I worked out a toilet roll holder wedged in between two mattresses and filled with shower gel was just like a fanny!

That's taken some serious effort and thinking about! Lol

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