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By *Wkinkymale OP   Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

So it's 9am, does anyone think it's too early for me to start the chainsaw?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Yes

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not if you’re wearing ear defenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it's 9am, does anyone think it's too early for me to start the chainsaw? "

In your bathroom yes.

Outside no!!

T

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yes.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"So it's 9am, does anyone think it's too early for me to start the chainsaw? "

You'll be fine if you turn up your music centre loud enough to drown the chainsaw noise out.

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

Or you live in the countryside with no neighbours. Chainsaws start here as early as 8am here along with shotgun fire..

Here is the south of France though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it's 9am, does anyone think it's too early for me to start the chainsaw? "

Do they know you’re coming for them ?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

No, let em have it.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

As long as you are not my neighbour or I will be round

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Currently leading the pack in the "Thread Titles I Didn't Think I'd See" competition today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, we have builders starting at 0800 round this way. You go for it mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a bank hol it’s too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this related to the tinder thread?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"It’s a bank hol it’s too early "

What if he turns his radio up really loud to drown out the noise?

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

If the dead have risen, it's never too early to start a chainsaw.

Just ensure that you have multiple containers of fuel and keep the chain oiled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need to dispose of the body then it is never too early just make sure you cut up a few trees so nobody is suspicious. I am a professional hitman btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're my upstairs neighbour aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Go for it. I usually start at 5 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never to early to here the rasp of a chainsaw

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Don't worry about it I'm sure your victims screams will drown out the noise of the chainsaw.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

It's only ok if playing Doom.

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By *Wkinkymale OP   Man
over a year ago

Llandudno


"Not if you’re wearing ear defenders "

I was indeed

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By *Wkinkymale OP   Man
over a year ago

Llandudno


"So it's 9am, does anyone think it's too early for me to start the chainsaw?

In your bathroom yes.

Outside no!!

T"

Luckily I was outside

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By *Wkinkymale OP   Man
over a year ago

Llandudno


"So it's 9am, does anyone think it's too early for me to start the chainsaw?

Do they know you’re coming for them ? "

They did once I started the saw

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By *Wkinkymale OP   Man
over a year ago

Llandudno


"If the dead have risen, it's never too early to start a chainsaw.

Just ensure that you have multiple containers of fuel and keep the chain oiled."

I always have plenty of fuel and keep things well oiled

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By *Wkinkymale OP   Man
over a year ago

Llandudno


"If you need to dispose of the body then it is never too early just make sure you cut up a few trees so nobody is suspicious. I am a professional hitman btw."

Hmmmm the voice of experience eh

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By *Wkinkymale OP   Man
over a year ago

Llandudno


"You're my upstairs neighbour aren't you "

I wish

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"So it's 9am, does anyone think it's too early for me to start the chainsaw? "

Is there a connection to the thread about shaving balls? With a chainsaw you might need to use a good moisturiser afterwards.

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Good wake up call I normally start at 7ish part from Sunday start about 8 and that just cos wife cooks a full fry up

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