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"A sharp, clean throw. Right in the middle. " That lovely little red bit. | |||
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"Shamone motherfuckers! For those that search for the bull what exactly makes for a great bull? " A big brass ring right through the septum always works  | |||
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"A sharp, clean throw. Right in the middle. That lovely little red bit." And let's face it - who doesn't like finishing on the bull? | |||
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"The nose ring and the way it huffs all dramatically. You know you're ending up on your arse but still think "I'm a cowboy yeeeehaw" " Rodeo princess. The opposite of a pillow princess. | |||
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"Shamone motherfuckers! For those that search for the bull what exactly makes for a great bull? A big brass ring right through the scrotum always works "Ye can fuck right off. | |||
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"The nose ring and the way it huffs all dramatically. You know you're ending up on your arse but still think "I'm a cowboy yeeeehaw" Rodeo princess. The opposite of a pillow princess. " What can I say, this beeeeyatch likes to ride! | |||
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"A sharp, clean throw. Right in the middle. That lovely little red bit. And let's face it - who doesn't like finishing on the bull? " If only snake bite could’ve found it tonight. | |||
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"The one that picks a fight with you just because you didn't turn left at Albuquerque "Happens to us all. Just use this little chorus I’ve adapted to help next time. Hot dog Jumping frog Turn left at Albuquerque. | |||
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"Shamone motherfuckers! For those that search for the bull what exactly makes for a great bull? A big brass ring right through the scrotum always works
Ye can fuck right off."
Snorting and pawing the ground is super hot too  | |||
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"You’re full of it Samuel  xx"You missed a couple of letters there.  | |||
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"You’re full of it Samuel xx
You missed a couple of letters there. " | |||
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"The nose ring and the way it huffs all dramatically. You know you're ending up on your arse but still think "I'm a cowboy yeeeehaw" Rodeo princess. The opposite of a pillow princess. What can I say, this beeeeyatch likes to ride! " You’ve got a ticket. | |||
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"It’s all about scrotal circumference when looking for a new bull, it’s a great predictor of overall sexual health, has been linked to sperm motility and an indicator as to how early any heifer calves he sires will become sexually mature. There’s tonnes of papers written on the subject and most cattle farmers will happily brag about the size of their bulls balls. " Some people. This thread is quite obviously about the kind of bull that couples search for to come and fuck the woman in a style she’s not accustomed to. Not the kind of bull that lives in a field. Flipping clever dicks everywhere these days. | |||
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"Shamone motherfuckers! For those that search for the bull what exactly makes for a great bull? A big brass ring right through the scrotum always works
Ye can fuck right off.
Snorting and pawing the ground is super hot too "I’m not that kind of bull. I’m a real prize bull with a high success rate. | |||
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"It’s all about scrotal circumference when looking for a new bull, it’s a great predictor of overall sexual health, has been linked to sperm motility and an indicator as to how early any heifer calves he sires will become sexually mature. There’s tonnes of papers written on the subject and most cattle farmers will happily brag about the size of their bulls balls. Some people. This thread is quite obviously about the kind of bull that couples search for to come and fuck the woman in a style she’s not accustomed to. Not the kind of bull that lives in a field. Flipping clever dicks everywhere these days." My apologies, we are but simple country folk. | |||
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"You’re full of it Samuel xx
You missed a couple of letters there.
"I’m glad you and your girlfriend can laugh about it. You won’t be laughing when you’re both doing the cowgirl walk home after I prize bull both your uteruses. | |||
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"It’s all about scrotal circumference when looking for a new bull, it’s a great predictor of overall sexual health, has been linked to sperm motility and an indicator as to how early any heifer calves he sires will become sexually mature. There’s tonnes of papers written on the subject and most cattle farmers will happily brag about the size of their bulls balls. Some people. This thread is quite obviously about the kind of bull that couples search for to come and fuck the woman in a style she’s not accustomed to. Not the kind of bull that lives in a field. Flipping clever dicks everywhere these days. My apologies, we are but simple country folk. " Do you have any tractors? I’m fascinated by tractors. Wish I had a bigger garden. | |||
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"Shamone motherfuckers! For those that search for the bull what exactly makes for a great bull? A big brass ring right through the scrotum always works
Ye can fuck right off.
Snorting and pawing the ground is super hot too
I’m not that kind of bull.
I’m a real prize bull with a high success rate.
"Success at what, exactly?! | |||
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"It’s all about scrotal circumference when looking for a new bull, it’s a great predictor of overall sexual health, has been linked to sperm motility and an indicator as to how early any heifer calves he sires will become sexually mature. There’s tonnes of papers written on the subject and most cattle farmers will happily brag about the size of their bulls balls. Some people. This thread is quite obviously about the kind of bull that couples search for to come and fuck the woman in a style she’s not accustomed to. Not the kind of bull that lives in a field. Flipping clever dicks everywhere these days. My apologies, we are but simple country folk. Do you have any tractors? I’m fascinated by tractors. Wish I had a bigger garden." We have 3 and a half tractors | |||
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"The nose ring and the way it huffs all dramatically. You know you're ending up on your arse but still think "I'm a cowboy yeeeehaw" Rodeo princess. The opposite of a pillow princess. What can I say, this beeeeyatch likes to ride! You’ve got a ticket." Kapow! I've got a ticket to ride, I've got a ticket to ri-hi-hide | |||
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"The nose ring and the way it huffs all dramatically. You know you're ending up on your arse but still think "I'm a cowboy yeeeehaw" Rodeo princess. The opposite of a pillow princess. What can I say, this beeeeyatch likes to ride! You’ve got a ticket. Kapow! I've got a ticket to ride, I've got a ticket to ri-hi-hide " But she don't care | |||
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"It’s all about scrotal circumference when looking for a new bull, it’s a great predictor of overall sexual health, has been linked to sperm motility and an indicator as to how early any heifer calves he sires will become sexually mature. There’s tonnes of papers written on the subject and most cattle farmers will happily brag about the size of their bulls balls. " I love the interesting naturey stuff you come out with | |||
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"You’re full of it Samuel xx
You missed a couple of letters there.
I’m glad you and your girlfriend can laugh about it.
You won’t be laughing when you’re both doing the cowgirl walk home after I prize bull both your uteruses."Pahaha. Your balls don't have the necessary scrotal circumference to bull one of our uteruses, let alone both of them.  | |||
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"Shamone motherfuckers! For those that search for the bull what exactly makes for a great bull? A big brass ring right through the scrotum always works
Ye can fuck right off.
Snorting and pawing the ground is super hot too
I’m not that kind of bull.
I’m a real prize bull with a high success rate.
Success at what, exactly?! "Satisfactory performances. I have 92% recommendation on ratemybull.cum. | |||
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"I believe a good herding instinct is quite paramount! "I’ve herd that before. Good input there doc. I wish everyone was as helpful as you. | |||
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"Shamone motherfuckers! For those that search for the bull what exactly makes for a great bull? A big brass ring right through the scrotum always works
Ye can fuck right off.
Snorting and pawing the ground is super hot too
I’m not that kind of bull.
I’m a real prize bull with a high success rate.
Success at what, exactly?!
Satisfactory performances.
I have 92% recommendation on ratemybull.cum."I was under the impression that the site was for rating a different type of bull. Clearly very successful | |||
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" Do you have any tractors? I’m fascinated by tractors. Wish I had a bigger garden. We have 3 and a half tractors" Do you have names for them? If I had a tractor I’d call it maddie. | |||
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"It’s all about scrotal circumference when looking for a new bull, it’s a great predictor of overall sexual health, has been linked to sperm motility and an indicator as to how early any heifer calves he sires will become sexually mature. There’s tonnes of papers written on the subject and most cattle farmers will happily brag about the size of their bulls balls. I love the interesting naturey stuff you come out with "Never mind their bloody naturey stuff. Pay homage to my satirically amusing thread title about the genius show that now has outdated views which some viewers may find offensive so will only live on in the depths of the shadowy internet. | |||
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" Pahaha. Your balls don't have the necessary scrotal circumference to bull one of our uteruses, let alone both of them. "Stop showing off in front of your little internet clique friends. We both know the truth. | |||
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"The nose ring and the way it huffs all dramatically. You know you're ending up on your arse but still think "I'm a cowboy yeeeehaw" Rodeo princess. The opposite of a pillow princess. What can I say, this beeeeyatch likes to ride! You’ve got a ticket. Kapow! I've got a ticket to ride, I've got a ticket to ri-hi-hide But she don't care "She's booking a back, sack and crack wax in preparation | |||
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"The nose ring and the way it huffs all dramatically. You know you're ending up on your arse but still think "I'm a cowboy yeeeehaw" Rodeo princess. The opposite of a pillow princess. What can I say, this beeeeyatch likes to ride! You’ve got a ticket. Kapow! I've got a ticket to ride, I've got a ticket to ri-hi-hide But she don't care
She's booking a back, sack and crack wax in preparation "Don't come across too needy. Leave the toes | |||
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" She's booking a back, sack and crack wax in preparation " Don’t do ya palms this time. I like the way they tickle my bare bum. | |||
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"The nose ring and the way it huffs all dramatically. You know you're ending up on your arse but still think "I'm a cowboy yeeeehaw" Rodeo princess. The opposite of a pillow princess. What can I say, this beeeeyatch likes to ride! You’ve got a ticket. Kapow! I've got a ticket to ride, I've got a ticket to ri-hi-hide But she don't care
She's booking a back, sack and crack wax in preparation
Don't come across too needy. Leave the toes "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our HOBBIT TOES | |||
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" She's booking a back, sack and crack wax in preparation Don’t do ya palms this time. I like the way they tickle my bare bum." Part hobbit, part ewok, part shexy mumma. I got this shiz nailed. | |||
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"I knew a muscley guy once. He would stoop at nothing to sha another man's bird.. Turned out he caught someone shagging his missus once.. real insecurity case despite his muscles. Zero confidence" Poor guy. Do you still know him? I hope he’s gotten over his insecurities and become more rounded in the time that’s passed since this experience. | |||
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"I knew a muscley guy once. He would stoop at nothing to sha another man's bird.. Turned out he caught someone shagging his missus once.. real insecurity case despite his muscles. Zero confidence Poor guy. Do you still know him? I hope he’s gotten over his insecurities and become more rounded in the time that’s passed since this experience." Yes.. he got a girl up the duff.. promised her the world then when CSA got involved he literally disappeared.. | |||
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"I don’t know how you lure a bull. Do you leave out milk and pies for them? Or just shake a bag of treats outside the window? " Boobs. Failing that just put some well worn knickers on a big stick and poke it in your front garden like a to let sign. We bulls have a nose for them. | |||
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"Jim Bowen " He was great in the royal family. Bit lazy for a bull but reckon he could have rattled hard when the chips were down. | |||
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"Jim Bowen He was great in the royal family. Bit lazy for a bull but reckon he could have rattled hard when the chips were down." "You win nothing But your BFH.. Bus Fare Home" | |||
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"I don’t know how you lure a bull. Do you leave out milk and pies for them? Or just shake a bag of treats outside the window? Boobs. Failing that just put some well worn knickers on a big stick and poke it in your front garden like a to let sign. We bulls have a nose for them." Perfect! Then when my used knickers bring all the bulls to my yard, I’ll just get a big net to catch them all to sell on for profit | |||
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"I don’t know how you lure a bull. Do you leave out milk and pies for them? Or just shake a bag of treats outside the window? Boobs. Failing that just put some well worn knickers on a big stick and poke it in your front garden like a to let sign. We bulls have a nose for them. Perfect! Then when my used knickers bring all the bulls to my yard, I’ll just get a big net to catch them all to sell on for profit " I thought it was your milkshake? My mistake | |||
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"Shamone motherfuckers! For those that search for the bull what exactly makes for a great bull? " Clive. | |||
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" Pahaha. Your balls don't have the necessary scrotal circumference to bull one of our uteruses, let alone both of them.
Stop showing off in front of your little internet clique friends.
We both know the truth."Ah a trip down friendship lane. So beautiful it makes me shed a tear. Long live your Big Bull Energy Op. | |||
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