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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Well having just watched the latest instalment from DC....WW84.

Have to say we have never watched a worse movie.

Whats your recent "worst" movie?

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

Currently 'watching' The Midnight Sky. Its very slow. Struggle to see how it's in the UK number 1 trending position on Netflix right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently 'watching' The Midnight Sky. Its very slow. Struggle to see how it's in the UK number 1 trending position on Netflix right now. "

We were watching that earlier ... I’m sure I nodded off for a few minutes

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Tenet is the worst film I've seen recently. I thought it was dreadful.

Less recently, Tears of the Sun (starring Bruce Willis) was bloody awful. Luke

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

"Currently 'watching' The Midnight Sky. Its very slow. Struggle to see how it's in the UK number 1 trending position on Netflix right now.

We were watching that earlier ... I’m sure I nodded off for a few minutes

It's so bad I'm actually considering going out to the treadmill.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not recent, but Horror Express is so bad, it's actually very watchable.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Stargate was pretty shite

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Currently 'watching' The Midnight Sky. Its very slow. Struggle to see how it's in the UK number 1 trending position on Netflix right now. "

Really disappointed with it, especially as Clooney has proven he can direct really well. It's just a messy disaster script wise(even the music is jarring) which relies on an unconvincing pay off at the end.

Apart from that. The bloody Holiday. Sick bucket. Pass. Quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open water.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

the musical about cats with James corden and the American singer with the amazing voice. The film was utter garbage

I’m sure it was called Cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently 'watching' The Midnight Sky. Its very slow. Struggle to see how it's in the UK number 1 trending position on Netflix right now.

We were watching that earlier ... I’m sure I nodded off for a few minutes

It's so bad I'm actually considering going out to the treadmill. "

Replying thirty mins later my bet is you’re on the treadmill now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking Labyrinth...

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

" the musical about cats with James corden and the American singer with the amazing voice. The film was utter garbage

I’m sure it was called Cats "

Didn't the cosmically bad reviews give you a clue?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I went to the cinema with a woman,honestly I think it’s the only film where I’d have happily walked out after five minutes. James corden was funny tho!

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Fucking Labyrinth... "

One of my favorite as a kid and still love

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

The heap of manure that was the Reacher film/s.. Lee Child... hang your head in shame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The heap of manure that was the Reacher film/s.. Lee Child... hang your head in shame!"

Not Lee child's fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats was utterly painful.

Maleficent was also seriously shit!

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By *ryant2018Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Noah with Russell Crowe !

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Any of the twilight films, not sure how many they made, I think it was about 25-30.

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

" the musical about cats with James corden and the American singer with the amazing voice. The film was utter garbage

I’m sure it was called Cats "

You should have known anything with Corden is was always going to be garbage.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Currently 'watching' The Midnight Sky. Its very slow. Struggle to see how it's in the UK number 1 trending position on Netflix right now. "

I watched the entire thing waiting for something to happen. How the hell it's rayed number one is the biggest mystery since the Loch Ness monster.

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

"The heap of manure that was the Reacher film/s.. Lee Child... hang your head in shame!

Not Lee child's fault "

Yep.. he sold it to that wee twat...mmm cash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't laughed watching a film as I did with WW84 in a long time. Laughing AT it, I should qualify. When she lassoed a cloud I was literally crying with laughter. Worst film since Justice League.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently 'watching' The Midnight Sky. Its very slow. Struggle to see how it's in the UK number 1 trending position on Netflix right now.

I watched the entire thing waiting for something to happen. How the hell it's rayed number one is the biggest mystery since the Loch Ness monster. "

I liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groundhog Day....what a load of garbage that was...2 hours of my life I can’t get back!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House at the End of the Street

Jennifer Lawrence, terrible movie someone actually walked out of the cinema 50 minutes into the movie.

Wise move.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Cats.

Watching it now.

Terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star treks.

Lamo !

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'll say as I always do

Movie 43 is the worst movie. You all may not like the movies you have listed, and that's fine! But movie 43 is fact the worst movie.

Go watch it. The proof is out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats.

Watching it now.

Terrible. "

Oh dear saw the show Newcastle Theatre Royal and just did not get it.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Highlander 2

Odds Bodkins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Groundhog Day....what a load of garbage that was...2 hours of my life I can’t get back!!!!"

Iv watched it loads of times, it gets better

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Can throw Disneys latest version of Aladin into the mix.

Turned it off the moment Will Smith started singing....

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I’ve just finished watching Aquaman! Not sure what I was expecting really? But a tad underwhelming overall. Miss PC x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost island...

Was 1965... story line is pants..

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I’ve just finished watching Aquaman! Not sure what I was expecting really? But a tad underwhelming overall. Miss PC x"

Think he was meant to be eye candy

More like an eye infection.

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Based on the same story that The Thing is based on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human Catapiller worse movie I’ve ever seen.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

A Serbian Film, every copy should be thrown into a pit.

I also could only watch some of The House that Jack Built the scene with a mother and child, still haunts me when I think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Based on the same story that The Thing is based on."

Who goes there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Based on the same story that The Thing is based on.

Who goes there"

Good book.

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

Grand Budapest hotel is a steaming dog turd of a movie

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cats.

Watching it now.

Terrible.

Oh dear saw the show Newcastle Theatre Royal and just did not get it.

The musical is brilliant. It is the film which is awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well having just watched the latest instalment from DC....WW84.

Have to say we have never watched a worse movie.

Whats your recent "worst" movie?"

We just watched that n thought it was pants too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking Labyrinth... "
how dare you it should be against the law not to like that classic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the Sharknado films.... so bad you can’t switch them off!!!

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Clockwork orange. Never got the hype with that one at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human Catapiller worse movie I’ve ever seen. "

Human Centipede??

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Shallow grave we actually payed money to watch that garbage and to this day my husband still don’t 100 percent trust me to pick a film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" the musical about cats with James corden and the American singer with the amazing voice. The film was utter garbage

I’m sure it was called Cats "

Yup that was called "Cats" saw that in the cinema and I thought it was a load of sh*te and didn't understand what all the fuss was about!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Grand Budapest hotel is a steaming dog turd of a movie"

No no NOOO!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

" the musical about cats with James corden and the American singer with the amazing voice. The film was utter garbage

I’m sure it was called Cats

Yup that was called "Cats" saw that in the cinema and I thought it was a load of sh*te and didn't understand what all the fuss was about! "

I'd probably rather stare at a real cat from its birth to its own death in real time than watch that 'film'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Guardians of the galaxy was just appalling.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

None of you so far has picked a really truly unbelievably bad film. Go find Jack Frost. Not the Michael Keaton, the other one. The one that is about a serial killer who gets involved in a road accident with a tanker full of "genetic waste" (that's what is actually written on the tanker!) during a blizzard. And gets mutated into a killer snowman, complete with carrot for nose. Though the carrot gets used as something else in the scene where the snowman attacks a woman in her bath tub...

The script for this film must have taken at least minutes to write. The special effects for the snowman animation are unbelievabl...y bad. The director/writer/producer/cameraman had to travel far and wide to find actors of such high calibre - well across town anyway, most of them are his relatives. I believe it had a three digit budget, but it's really hard to see what all the $2.99 was actually spent on...

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Groundhog Day....what a load of garbage that was..."

Wha-... but... I don-... I mean, I know someone's opinion on a film can't be 'wrong' per se, but whoo-boy is this a doozy of a wrong opinion!

"2 hours of my life I can’t get back!!!!"

Nonsense... it was on a loop, giving you all the time in the world.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Sweeney Todd the musical with Depp. Utter Garbage

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

Donnie darko is another steaming dog turd of a movie

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" The film was utter garbage

I’m sure it was called Cats

Yup that was called "Cats" saw that in the cinema and I thought it was a load of sh*te "

The original version had all the cats with bumholes and it looked so gross someone had to go through it and blur them all out before it was released.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Its not a great film but its far from the worst movie. Plus you didn't pay for it so

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

The room is officially the worst. The film about the film isn't much better but at least everything is put into context.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Its not a great film but its far from the worst movie. Plus you didn't pay for it so

I did ! I bought three cinema tickets. It was Christmas Eve last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donnie darko is another steaming dog turd of a movie"

Wtf was that film even about, utter shite

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Zombeavers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking Labyrinth...

One of my favorite as a kid and still love

Oh no can't believe anyone could hate it x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Tenet is the worst film I've seen recently. I thought it was dreadful.

Zillion on IMBD, write up seemed promising, "interesting" choice of leading man...we were bored and confused: mainly bored. We fell asleep at one point and I saw the last five minutes.

Derailed, the Van Damme one...I don't have enough years ahead of me to waste watching rubbish.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Death in Venice

Planet of the apes

Two of the film’s I walked out halfway through.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Pearl Harbour. Excruciatingly bad.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Had to watch Nativity Rocks recently. Absolute abomination of a film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently 'watching' The Midnight Sky. Its very slow. Struggle to see how it's in the UK number 1 trending position on Netflix right now. "

It's because you only have to watch a Netflix program for a couple of minutes for it to be recorded by them as a viewing. I think I lasted maybe 15 Mins. Oceans 8 is also v slow. After 25 mins they were still getting the gang together so I switched off.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Ad Astra had a decent build up but last 20 minutes let it down from being a classic scifi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to watch Nativity Rocks recently. Absolute abomination of a film"

As you’ve mentioned a kids film ... I watched Mary Poppins Returns - omg it was embarrassingly bad - I felt sad for Emily Blunt’s career

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White chicks

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I’m sorry to say this... but Elf!

God it’s an awful movie. Overacted, crap script and one same joke constantly. It’s more of a cringe fest than festive fun.

Each to their own I guess.

You can throw stones and boo now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sorry to say this... but Elf!

God it’s an awful movie. Overacted, crap script and one same joke constantly. It’s more of a cringe fest than festive fun.

Each to their own I guess.

You can throw stones and boo now "

Noooooo!!! No no no - it’s a classic lol

*looks for a big stone

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Donnie darko is another steaming dog turd of a movie

Wtf was that film even about, utter shite"

Time travel.

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By *itzBlakkMan
over a year ago

London

Worst Movie Ever: Ghost Busters - the female one, The reason of making a female version is beyond idiotic, just create something else.

Worst movie recently: Cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A recent one I watched the other night was “The Holiday” and one I saw in cinema a couple of years ago I think was called the dark web it was just a Skype call between friends pretty much the whole way through

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By * and M looking OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Now on the opposite note, one that surprised us was Tom Hardy in Locke.

Really simple but so draws you in.

Impressed but it won’t be everyone’s cup of tea.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

"I’ve just finished watching Aquaman! Not sure what I was expecting really? But a tad underwhelming overall. Miss PC x

Think he was meant to be eye candy

More like an eye infection.

Hehe, I have to agree! Something very awkward about him

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

The 2 worst recent films I've seen were Tennet and Midnight Sky. Both were utter bollocks.

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By *reakfastCouple
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Watched ww84, wished we hadn't.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Tennet I wanted to watch but Nolan films are kinda like marmite you either love them or hate them.

May give it a go over the weekend.

Watched ww84 - disappointed or meh is the words I would describe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a boy. Most boring film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any of the twilight films, not sure how many they made, I think it was about 25-30. "

Agreed. Utterly unforgiveable that I was dragged to see these bastard films at the cinema by my wife. The fact were now divorced makes it even worse... I'd have saved a lot of pain if I'd simply never proposed. And that's just these films!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

All of the 50 shades of shite films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of the 50 shades of shite films. "

Agreed. Create your own sexual experiences not watch them on a film x

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