FabSwingers.com forum: Status swap

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updated ours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We finished with an update from _partharmony:

"OK my inbox.... I'm being asked why I've jumped from one thing to another and what I'm up to. "

I've just been asked to explain how my accident happened. I'm not sure whether to be honest or make something up. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My status has been updated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Updated ours!"

Oh boy

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Updated ours!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My status has been updated

Nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updated mine, think I should've hard boiled it first

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By *arry664Man
over a year ago

lydd

I'm being inboxed tips because of my update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm game haha.

Divorced and single xx

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm being inboxed tips because of my update "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In "

Where is your update? Didn't you get one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm being inboxed tips because of my update "

OmFg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New status posted and can’t stop laughing at it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK that funeral may need planning now.

Although I now know how to get a meet fast with someone who'll travel the country and pay for a hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New status posted and can’t stop laughing at it myself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New status posted and can’t stop laughing at it myself"

That's brilliant!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Mines up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need this hour to go quick

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Mines up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am wetting myself at these

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"New status posted and can’t stop laughing at it myself

Just realised I went easy on you in the first round haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just updated mine for part 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need this hour to go quick "

So do I!!!!

Might have to hide my profile for a week.

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Mines updated

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I need this hour to go quick

So do I!!!!

Might have to hide my profile for a week. "

I need this hour done now! I’m getting advice messages!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New status posted and can’t stop laughing at it myself

Just realised I went easy on you in the first round haha"

Haha you did

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Back in again even of only to laugh at Petitewomans

P.s. thankyou for not killing me hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines updated

Omg careful you don't get reported!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

In again

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Mines updated

Omg careful you don't get reported! "

Good call. I'll add a disclaimer haha

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Updated. Fml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back in again even of only to laugh at Petitewomans

P.s. thankyou for not killing me hahaha"

I will not go so easy on you if there's a next time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never thought of that, it’s one thing receiving a few unwanted messages, it’s another of a few people turn up at your door in uniform. Well depends on the uniform maybe

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Back in again even of only to laugh at Petitewomans

P.s. thankyou for not killing me hahaha

I will not go so easy on you if there's a next time!

Yeah yeah yeah.....you've got to bring that tardis with you and I've got long legs for running with

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By *randMrsPipCouple
over a year ago

Alfreton

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back in again even of only to laugh at Petitewomans

P.s. thankyou for not killing me hahaha

I will not go so easy on you if there's a next time!

Yeah yeah yeah.....you've got to bring that tardis with you and I've got long legs for running with

You'll tire eventually and then I'll get you. And punish you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Phewwwwweee everyone has a match... Just waiting on my new status :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Back in again even of only to laugh at Petitewomans

P.s. thankyou for not killing me hahaha

I will not go so easy on you if there's a next time!

Yeah yeah yeah.....you've got to bring that tardis with you and I've got long legs for running with

You'll tire eventually and then I'll get you. And punish you! "

I really hope that's a promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back in again even of only to laugh at Petitewomans

P.s. thankyou for not killing me hahaha

I will not go so easy on you if there's a next time!

Yeah yeah yeah.....you've got to bring that tardis with you and I've got long legs for running with

You'll tire eventually and then I'll get you. And punish you!

I really hope that's a promise

Some people really need teaching a few lessons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMFG - I just got the most weird message and I’ve got to be honest, once I read it - I couldn’t believe you could actually do THAT with a toe !!!

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

Posted!

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By *arry664Man
over a year ago

lydd

Hahaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMFG - I just got the most weird message and I’ve got to be honest, once I read it - I couldn’t believe you could actually do THAT with a toe !!!

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"OMFG - I just got the most weird message and I’ve got to be honest, once I read it - I couldn’t believe you could actually do THAT with a toe !!!

Every day is a learning day on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently sat staring at my toes and trying to imagine what is in that message???

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Back in again even of only to laugh at Petitewomans

P.s. thankyou for not killing me hahaha

I will not go so easy on you if there's a next time!

Yeah yeah yeah.....you've got to bring that tardis with you and I've got long legs for running with

You'll tire eventually and then I'll get you. And punish you!

I really hope that's a promise

Some people really need teaching a few lessons!"

I make for a willing pupil who listens to instructions well apparently

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Our hour is up. We're now looking for a brave lady to take up our challenge.

I had to explain how I got my todger stuck in a mousetrap to some lucky guy. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Our hour is up. We're now looking for a brave lady to take up our challenge.

I had to explain how I got my todger stuck in a mousetrap to some lucky guy. Luke "

I think I must scare people...ive only had one and the best he had was to call me boring and block me before I could have a dig back at his tiny willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our hour is up. We're now looking for a brave lady to take up our challenge.

I had to explain how I got my todger stuck in a mousetrap to some lucky guy. Luke

I think I must scare people...ive only had one and the best he had was to call me boring and block me before I could have a dig back at his tiny willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 minutes to go

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

challenge completed .... as did the lady i was paired with !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently sat staring at my toes and trying to imagine what is in that message???

Here’s a clue.....

Two toes, Two hole’s

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By *erry2017ukMan
over a year ago

Mazarron Spain

Status updated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our hour is up. We're now looking for a brave lady to take up our challenge.

I had to explain how I got my todger stuck in a mousetrap to some lucky guy. Luke "

Ive still got 15 mins left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jesus, mine is up

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Our hour is up. We're now looking for a brave lady to take up our challenge.

I had to explain how I got my todger stuck in a mousetrap to some lucky guy. Luke

Ive still got 15 mins left.

Oh please can we pair up when you're done?

I only mean for this game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said the priest to the alter boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus, mine is up "

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus, mine is up "

I dread to think what messages you will get !!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Jesus, mine is up "

Ohhhhh he's going to pierce your donut and pretend you're Nookie Bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus, mine is up

Ohhhhh he's going to pierce your donut and pretend you're Nookie Bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our hour is up. We're now looking for a brave lady to take up our challenge.

I had to explain how I got my todger stuck in a mousetrap to some lucky guy. Luke

Ive still got 15 mins left.

Oh please can we pair up when you're done?

I only mean for this game. "

Go for it. I've been pretty ruined so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in .... what do I need to do? Wait on my match first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus, mine is up "

Oh my word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our hour is up. We're now looking for a brave lady to take up our challenge.

I had to explain how I got my todger stuck in a mousetrap to some lucky guy. Luke

Ive still got 15 mins left.

Oh please can we pair up when you're done?

I only mean for this game.

Go for it. I've been pretty ruined so far. "

Was that because it was too big for your first update

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our hour is up. We're now looking for a brave lady to take up our challenge.

I had to explain how I got my todger stuck in a mousetrap to some lucky guy. Luke

Ive still got 15 mins left.

Oh please can we pair up when you're done?

I only mean for this game.

Go for it. I've been pretty ruined so far. "

Maybe you are going for girth next

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

"Jesus, mine is up "

Creative is one way of putting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our hour is up. We're now looking for a brave lady to take up our challenge.

I had to explain how I got my todger stuck in a mousetrap to some lucky guy. Luke

Ive still got 15 mins left.

Oh please can we pair up when you're done?

I only mean for this game.

Go for it. I've been pretty ruined so far.

Maybe you are going for girth next

That seems tame somehow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 minutes thank fook

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By *arry664Man
over a year ago

lydd

I'm free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm free "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm free "

So am I

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By *arry664Man
over a year ago

lydd

I'm glad Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK my hour is up but I've been taken already.

I'm braced.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only got a few minutes left in mine but in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our hour is almost up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol... Are we up for round three??

I'll try to give you new matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in .... what do I need to do? Wait on my match first? "

Now I feel so guilty for my match lol ...poor guy

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

My hour is up. I'm in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 minutes remaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My time is up, I’m up for round 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m happy to match same again

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

8 mins and 23 seconds left for me. Not that I'm counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaaaand done

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By *randMrsPipCouple
over a year ago

Alfreton

Mine's up! It must have been a year or two since I played status shuffle!!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"OK my hour is up but I've been taken already.

I'm braced. "

That means my hour is up too.....Next one please

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By *randMrsPipCouple
over a year ago

Alfreton

"8 mins and 23 seconds left for me. Not that I'm counting"

Ouch!

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Hour is up, and strangely I want more please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer! "

Lol get rid of the #

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer! "

We have made our own private arrangement with PetiteWoman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer! "

This is the first one I audibly gasped at. My word...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer! "

LMAO... Shoulda let me match you haha... bet you wish you were asking for girth now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hour is up, and strangely I want more please "

If you want more I'll give you more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aaaaaaand done

As in I'm ready for the next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer!

LMAO... Shoulda let me match you haha... bet you wish you were asking for girth now

Oh I do, trust me I do!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer!

Lol get rid of the #

Disclaimers are cheating!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer!

We have made our own private arrangement with PetiteWoman! "

Looks like she got revenge

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer!

LMAO... Shoulda let me match you haha... bet you wish you were asking for girth now

Oh I do, trust me I do! "

That actually needs a disclaimer... please tell us if you get any offers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha, brilliant

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer! "

Thats cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer!

LMAO... Shoulda let me match you haha... bet you wish you were asking for girth now

Oh I do, trust me I do!

That actually needs a disclaimer... please tell us if you get any offers?? "

You can offer anytime

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Hour is up, and strangely I want more please

If you want more I'll give you more

I always have room for a little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer!

Thats cheating

I don't want a ban!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hour is up, and strangely I want more please

If you want more I'll give you more

I always have room for a little one

I make a great little spoon.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer!

Thats cheating

I don't want a ban! "

Its the risks that you have to take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer!

Thats cheating

I don't want a ban!

Its the risks that you have to take

You're really on one with me tonight aren't you!!!

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Thats my hour up

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Thats my hour up"

Dude.. be careful what you wish for. Have you seen the latest batch

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Done!

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Thats my hour up

Dude.. be careful what you wish for. Have you seen the latest batch "

I have. Hopefully managed to avoid a £10000 fine from my last one about setting up a party lol

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Hour is up, and strangely I want more please

If you want more I'll give you more

I always have room for a little one

I make a great little spoon. "

I’ve got a fork and fish knife.. any good?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh god help me.

Status updated. With a disclaimer!

Thats cheating

I don't want a ban!

Its the risks that you have to take

You're really on one with me tonight aren't you!!! "

Are you telling me you wouldn't like to get on one with me hahahaaa

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By *arry664Man
over a year ago

lydd

And it begins again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats my hour up

Dude.. be careful what you wish for. Have you seen the latest batch

I have. Hopefully managed to avoid a £10000 fine from my last one about setting up a party lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

Omg, I just know I’m going to get loads of messages now !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And it begins again "

Wow and she seems so sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done!

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done

Omg, I just know I’m going to get loads of messages now !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done

Haha omg

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Done!

LMAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t message mine, filters on

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid "

I've been kind

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

May regret this, but im game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the pictures come flooding in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid

I've been kind

How dare you!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid

I've been kind

How dare you! "

I dare do anything

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Oooooh I want to play

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Done

Haha omg"

Tell me about it. But his isn't much better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the pictures come flooding in

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid

I've been kind

That was kind??? I better not upset you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

This one may get me dick pics galore......yayyyyy

#helpme!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid

I've been kind

That was kind??? I better not upset you

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one may get me dick pics galore......yayyyyy

#helpme! "

I’m getting a few, we can swap !!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"This one may get me dick pics galore......yayyyyy

#helpme!

I’m getting a few, we can swap !!! "

Noooo no swaps, you can have all of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one may get me dick pics galore......yayyyyy

#helpme!

I’m getting a few, we can swap !!!

Noooo no swaps, you can have all of mine

Honestly, I wouldn’t want to deprive you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"This one may get me dick pics galore......yayyyyy

#helpme!

I’m getting a few, we can swap !!!

Noooo no swaps, you can have all of mine

Honestly, I wouldn’t want to deprive you

Im generous and like to give lots of gifts but want nothing in return, theyre all yours

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

I’m in!

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

And my inbox is blowing up. Help!!

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"This one may get me dick pics galore......yayyyyy

#helpme! "

I may of had help from a little spoon...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And my inbox is blowing up. Help!!"

Ask them if they have any gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And my inbox is blowing up. Help!!"

That’s what you get for sneezing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And my inbox is blowing up. Help!!"

Lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"This one may get me dick pics galore......yayyyyy

#helpme!

I may of had help from a little spoon... "

Ohhhh THAT little spoon helped you did she....I'll remember this little spoon, mark my words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And my inbox is blowing up. Help!!

Lol"

Are you back in jingle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm being asked what Sti's I have.

But seems bareback is fine regardless of Sti's.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And my inbox is blowing up. Help!!

Lol

Are you back in jingle? "

Nope xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi i am in

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Mines updated

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm being asked what Sti's I have.

But seems bareback is fine regardless of Sti's.

I've been offered help with mine right now too and they would come to me

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid

I've been kind

How dare you! "

How's your inbox, PW?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm being asked what Sti's I have.

But seems bareback is fine regardless of Sti's.

Bleeding nora

Helpful for the block button then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm being asked what Sti's I have.

But seems bareback is fine regardless of Sti's.

At lest they’ve the same STIs so your logic ain’t bad

No need for wrapping up then

(jk just in case!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm being asked what Sti's I have.

But seems bareback is fine regardless of Sti's.

I've been offered help with mine right now too and they would come to me

I'm getting lots of offers of help too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid

I've been kind

How dare you!

How's your inbox, PW? "

Disgusting. How's yours?

But I must commend you as this is a really good filter for blocking people's arses. So thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh fun im in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid

I've been kind

How dare you!

How's your inbox, PW?

Disgusting. How's yours?

But I must commend you as this is a really good filter for blocking people's arses. So thank you

This x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid

I've been kind

How dare you!

How's your inbox, PW?

Disgusting. How's yours?

But I must commend you as this is a really good filter for blocking people's arses. So thank you

Who gave you that status

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid

I've been kind

How dare you!

How's your inbox, PW?

Disgusting. How's yours?

But I must commend you as this is a really good filter for blocking people's arses. So thank you

Who gave you that status "

That would be me.

Luke

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

On the one hand, I have never been this popular or even realised some of these suggestions were even possible.. on the other I have learnt where the block function is... thanks Sophie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On the one hand, I have never been this popular or even realised some of these suggestions were even possible.. on the other I have learnt where the block function is... thanks Sophie "

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"On the one hand, I have never been this popular or even realised some of these suggestions were even possible.. on the other I have learnt where the block function is... thanks Sophie "

Hahahaa you're loving it really

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Filters!!!!! How dare you block a crazy man in a dress!!!

# insulted so you will pay dearly

I’m a little afraid

I've been kind

How dare you!

How's your inbox, PW?

Disgusting. How's yours?

But I must commend you as this is a really good filter for blocking people's arses. So thank you

Who gave you that status

That would be me.

Luke "

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very late but in anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm being asked what Sti's I have.

But seems bareback is fine regardless of Sti's.

At lest they’ve the same STIs so your logic ain’t bad

No need for wrapping up then

(jk just in case!) "

Were you just in my inbox? I have deja vu.

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Status swap - who is game part 2!