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"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun ![]() Me +you so far haha | |||
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"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun ![]() To be fair, I don't think I can get naughtier than your current status anyway ![]() | |||
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"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun ![]() ![]() What if i gave it yo you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahhh bollocks I knew this would backfire ![]() | |||
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"Im in.....how do we get matched up OP?" Its not going to be very scientific ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fun I'm in | |||
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"Go on then. I'm sure I'm going to regret this somehow. I'm. Bored. " You will Run ![]() | |||
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"Go on then. I'm sure I'm going to regret this somehow. I'm. Bored. You will Run ![]() Oh fuck.... If I get matched with you I bet you'll really made me wish I'd ran. | |||
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"Go on then. I'm sure I'm going to regret this somehow. I'm. Bored. You will Run ![]() Lol we are a match made in heaven x | |||
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"Oh bugger haha... Filters people!" Match me xx | |||
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"Oh bugger haha... Filters people!" Oops sorry!! | |||
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"Okay mine is changed " it isn't | |||
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"Jesus christ my inbox is crawling lol.. I'm working down the list xxx" You match them here x | |||
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"Okay mine is changed it isn't " Where do I change it? | |||
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"Okay mine is changed it isn't Where do I change it?" Go to status and change it x | |||
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"Mine is up. " Mmm | |||
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"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() this could be hilarious ![]() | |||
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"Okay mine is changed it isn't Where do I change it? Go to status and change it x" Changed it x | |||
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"Go on I'm in" Match me with him Op x | |||
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"Sounding desperate now. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m in lube me up lol" Oh | |||
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"Mines up and my inbox is hilarious. " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mines up and my inbox is hilarious. " ![]() | |||
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"Mines been updated ![]() Ha | |||
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"Lol I'm getting messages asking me why I would do that lmao x" Xx | |||
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"Lol I'm getting messages asking me why I would do that lmao x" Lol... I thought you would! | |||
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"Lol I'm getting messages asking me why I would do that lmao x Lol... I thought you would!" ![]() | |||
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"Mines up and my inbox is hilarious. " That’s genius | |||
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"This is hilarious, I’m laughing at all the status updates in the thread now ??" Omg | |||
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"Is the hour up yet?!?!" No | |||
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"This is hilarious, I’m laughing at all the status updates in the thread now ??" It is I am to some funny ones up! X | |||
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"Is the hour up yet?!?!" No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest ![]() | |||
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"Is the hour up yet?!?! No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest ![]() Please wink ![]() | |||
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"Is the hour up yet?!?! No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest ![]() I was about to reply to yours!... ![]() | |||
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"Mines up " It happens... | |||
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"Is the hour up yet?!?! No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest ![]() ![]() You'd be the fourth in the queue ![]() | |||
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"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Omg haha | |||
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"Haha LMAO!! Good effort! " Loving yours Midnight! | |||
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"Filters lifted and done! ![]() Love it. | |||
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"Filters lifted and done! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well done midnight, one of the best threads on here in a long time, having a good old laugh at the status people are coming up with" Peeing myself when i read yours ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Reading some of these, they're hilarious ![]() ![]() Your in ![]() | |||
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"Is the hour up yet?!?! No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest ![]() ![]() My work here is done.....you're welcome ![]() | |||
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"Funny this haha" Who did yours? | |||
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"Reading some of these, they're hilarious ![]() ![]() If you comment you gotta be in!! | |||
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"All done lol" Oh my god ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All done lol Oh my god ![]() ![]() I'm so sorry haha | |||
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"Funny this haha Who did yours?" Sir olovingman Lol | |||
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"And now the gremlins are messaging me" Oh dear lord haha | |||
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"And now the gremlins are messaging me Oh dear lord haha " Me too....your fault!!! ![]() | |||
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"Jamesoflondon to late x" Jingle not jingle ![]() | |||
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"I think everyone has a match xx" I don't think we have a match yet. | |||
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"Reading some of these, they're hilarious ![]() ![]() Updated your status yet | |||
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"I'm taking mine down soon " ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm taking mine down soon ![]() ![]() ![]() And me | |||
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"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe you should run this daily and have a set hour for it. Matches done at more ease and more time to come up with a funny status. | |||
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"I think everyone has a match xx I don't think we have a match yet. " Oops sorry.. Sent xx | |||
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"10 more mins and mine runs out" We'll see about that ![]() | |||
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"Any chance of being matched with a brave lady? My update is likely to lead to some particularly inappropriate responses. ![]() So your status update should read: Partner caught his bellend on a mouse trap | |||
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"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh bugger. One of my friends just messaged to ask if I'd been fraped on fab. ![]() I hope you replied “definitely not, it’s my new wish list” | |||
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"Oh bugger. One of my friends just messaged to ask if I'd been fraped on fab. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is the hour up yet?!?! No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am IN! " Oh if only we'd been matched I would have enjoyed that! | |||
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"Any chance of being matched with a brave lady? My update is likely to lead to some particularly inappropriate responses. ![]() Done. | |||
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"Ok... So as your hour starts to expire post if you'd like another match ![]() ![]() YES PLEASE ![]() | |||
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"Filters people! I'm frowning at you nympho ![]() ![]() Ill turn them off for this. Give me one minute and check again | |||
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"Filters people! I'm frowning at you nympho ![]() ![]() Mwah x Done it xx | |||
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"I am IN! " Angel sweet pea, filters xxx | |||
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"Can you pair me with someone with big tits please ![]() We're a bit lacking in big tits at the moment ![]() | |||
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"Done. Sorry jack! ![]() ![]() No you’re not ![]() | |||
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"I am IN! Oh if only we'd been matched I would have enjoyed that! " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Done. Sorry jack! ![]() ![]() ![]() Omg ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fml ![]() My my you can never tell inner desires ![]() ![]() | |||
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"OK my inbox.... I'm being asked why I've jumped from one thing to another and what I'm up to. " LMAO | |||
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"OK my inbox.... I'm being asked why I've jumped from one thing to another and what I'm up to. " I've just been asked to explain how my accident happened. I'm not sure whether to be honest or make something up. Luke | |||
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