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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun "

Me +you so far haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun

Me +you so far haha"

To be fair, I don't think I can get naughtier than your current status anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun

Me +you so far haha

To be fair, I don't think I can get naughtier than your current status anyway "

What if i gave it yo you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Im in.....how do we get matched up OP?

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh I haven't had a status update for a while but this sounds fun

Me +you so far haha

To be fair, I don't think I can get naughtier than your current status anyway

What if i gave it yo you "

Ahhh bollocks I knew this would backfire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I’m in!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll give it a bash!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im in.....how do we get matched up OP?"

Its not going to be very scientific

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By *etvssirCouple
over a year ago

luton

We are in

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you "

Fun I'm in

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

someone send me one in a message and i MAY display it for an hour ... as long as it is legal and not offensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m defo in for this one

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By *addySarahCouple
over a year ago

dorset

Let’s do it lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I will play x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm definitely in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

OP match me up last time mine was a gremlin magnet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then. I'm sure I'm going to regret this somehow.

I'm. Bored.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Go on then. I'm sure I'm going to regret this somehow.

I'm. Bored. "

You will

Run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t message mine...filters

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Ok go on then I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then. I'm sure I'm going to regret this somehow.

I'm. Bored.

You will

Run "

Oh fuck.... If I get matched with you I bet you'll really made me wish I'd ran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Go on then. I'm sure I'm going to regret this somehow.

I'm. Bored.

You will

Run

Oh fuck.... If I get matched with you I bet you'll really made me wish I'd ran. "

Lol we are a match made in heaven x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Filters are down for my match

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh bugger haha... Filters people!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oh bugger haha... Filters people!"

Match me xx

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Go on then. I'm in

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By *emima_blackTV/TS
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 26/12/20 20:32:00]

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Ok, still in, this time with no filter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in

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By *emima_blackTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Yes please, if not with yourself OP I spy a lady in B&W I lust here.. Would like to be able to participate in such a fabulous fucking idea. In, xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh bugger haha... Filters people!"

Oops sorry!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Mines up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay mine is changed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Okay mine is changed "
it isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Added mine now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Still waiting for my match

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jesus christ my inbox is crawling lol.. I'm working down the list xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jesus christ my inbox is crawling lol.. I'm working down the list xxx"

You match them here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay mine is changed it isn't "

Where do I change it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is up.

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

this sounds like fun count me in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Okay mine is changed it isn't

Where do I change it?"

Go to status and change it x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mine is up. "

Mmm

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you "

this could be hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay mine is changed it isn't

Where do I change it?

Go to status and change it x"

Changed it x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm with holte121 hes off line x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ha ha mines done this is fun! X

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go on I'm in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Go on I'm in"

Match me with him Op x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in match me up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounding desperate now.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Sounding desperate now. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines been updated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines up and my inbox is hilarious.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’m in lube me up lol"

Oh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines up and my inbox is hilarious. "

Omg gasping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines been updated "

omg

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mines up and my inbox is hilarious. "

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Any chance of being matched with a brave lady? My update is likely to lead to some particularly inappropriate responses.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mines been updated "

Ha

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Lol I'm getting messages asking me why I would do that lmao x

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Mines changed... no effect on my inbox

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Lol I'm getting messages asking me why I would do that lmao x"

Xx

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Lol I'm getting messages asking me why I would do that lmao x"

Lol... I thought you would!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Lol I'm getting messages asking me why I would do that lmao x

Lol... I thought you would!"

x

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Mines up and my inbox is hilarious. "

That’s genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

This is hilarious, I’m laughing at all the status updates in the thread now ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updated ours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Updated ours "

Nice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is hilarious, I’m laughing at all the status updates in the thread now ??"

Omg

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Me and fun times thanks

OP done wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the hour up yet?!?!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is the hour up yet?!?!"

No

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"This is hilarious, I’m laughing at all the status updates in the thread now ??"

It is I am to some funny ones up! X

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mines up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the hour up yet?!?!"

No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the hour up yet?!?!

No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest "

Please wink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha LMAO!! Good effort!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Is the hour up yet?!?!

No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest "

I was about to reply to yours!...

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Filters lifted and done!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Mines up "

It happens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the hour up yet?!?!

No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest

I was about to reply to yours!... "

You'd be the fourth in the queue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you

Fun I'm in"

Omg haha

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Haha LMAO!! Good effort! "

Loving yours Midnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done midnight, one of the best threads on here in a long time, having a good old laugh at the status people are coming up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Filters lifted and done! "

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Filters lifted and done! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done midnight, one of the best threads on here in a long time, having a good old laugh at the status people are coming up with"

Peeing myself when i read yours

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By *addySarahCouple
over a year ago

dorset

All done lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

And now the gremlins are messaging me

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Reading some of these, they're hilarious . And, no, not in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Reading some of these, they're hilarious . And, no, not in "

Your in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny this haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in xxx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Is the hour up yet?!?!

No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest

Please wink "

My work here is done.....you're welcome

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Funny this haha"

Who did yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading some of these, they're hilarious . And, no, not in "

If you comment you gotta be in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All done lol"

Oh my god

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All done lol

Oh my god "

I'm so sorry haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny this haha

Who did yours?"

Sir olovingman

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And now the gremlins are messaging me"

Oh dear lord haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think everyone has a match xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"And now the gremlins are messaging me

Oh dear lord haha "

Me too....your fault!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jamesoflondon to late x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No gremlins or anyone messaging me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jamesoflondon to late x"

Jingle not jingle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

10 more mins and mine runs out

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

We’re in, be gentle we’re very very shy

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I think everyone has a match xx"

I don't think we have a match yet.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

All quiet here so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for round 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading some of these, they're hilarious . And, no, not in "

Updated your status yet

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm taking mine down soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking mine down soon "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re in lol. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking mine down soon

"

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you "

Maybe you should run this daily and have a set hour for it. Matches done at more ease and more time to come up with a funny status.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oh nooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think everyone has a match xx

I don't think we have a match yet. "

Oops sorry.. Sent xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10 more mins and mine runs out"

We'll see about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any chance of being matched with a brave lady? My update is likely to lead to some particularly inappropriate responses. "

So your status update should read:

Partner caught his bellend on a mouse trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bugger. One of my friends just messaged to ask if I'd been fraped on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lets get this xmas sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you

Maybe you should run this daily and have a set hour for it. Matches done at more ease and more time to come up with a funny status. "

. I've got a job outside of xmas you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh bugger. One of my friends just messaged to ask if I'd been fraped on fab. "

I hope you replied “definitely not, it’s my new wish list”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh bugger. One of my friends just messaged to ask if I'd been fraped on fab. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am IN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the hour up yet?!?!

No!!! but I love yours, I'm tempted to wink you if I'm honest

Please wink

My work here is done.....you're welcome "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok... So as your hour starts to expire post if you'd like another match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am IN! "

Oh if only we'd been matched I would have enjoyed that!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Any chance of being matched with a brave lady? My update is likely to lead to some particularly inappropriate responses.

So your status update should read:

Partner caught his bellend on a mouse trap

"

Done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok... So as your hour starts to expire post if you'd like another match "

YES PLEASE

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Could be fun. Count me in

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Innnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a new match please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Filters people!

I'm frowning at you nympho

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Hmm I'll join

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'll take another match

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Filters people!

I'm frowning at you nympho "

Ill turn them off for this. Give me one minute and check again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for another round/match

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Filters people!

I'm frowning at you nympho

Ill turn them off for this. Give me one minute and check again"

Mwah x

Done it xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

New match please....someone brutal if you may Midnight

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By *arry664Man
over a year ago

lydd

I'm in

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Was a giggle, I can go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs just here, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am IN! "

Angel sweet pea, filters xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pair me with someone with big tits please

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Please attend my funeral when she finds out what she has to put up as she is going to kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/12/20 21:37:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines running out, I’m in again for another hour of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you pair me with someone with big tits please "

We're a bit lacking in big tits at the moment

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

OK my new one is up and im still alive....she hasn't killed me wooohooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is changed.wow

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Done. Sorry jack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done. Sorry jack! "

No you’re not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am IN!

Oh if only we'd been matched I would have enjoyed that! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Done. Sorry jack!

No you’re not "

Omg

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Fml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK my inbox.... I'm being asked why I've jumped from one thing to another and what I'm up to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent one to my match

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fml "

My my you can never tell inner desires

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK my inbox.... I'm being asked why I've jumped from one thing to another and what I'm up to. "

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fml "

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"OK my inbox.... I'm being asked why I've jumped from one thing to another and what I'm up to. "

I've just been asked to explain how my accident happened. I'm not sure whether to be honest or make something up. Luke

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