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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

So most of us have done it a serious or semi serious thread, we post a joke or light-hearted remark that goes down as well as a fart in a full elevator.

So here's your chance to relive your glory.

No need to explain the thread or the outcome just your punchline or joke for those out there to ignore all over again.

So I'll start with one that got totally blanked.

" And don't forget Vlad's brother, Vic the inhaler"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The big ones ate all the little ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harvey Weinstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dignity is sailing around Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So most of us have done it a serious or semi serious thread, we post a joke or light-hearted remark that goes down as well as a fart in a full elevator.

So here's your chance to relive your glory.

No need to explain the thread or the outcome just your punchline or joke for those out there to ignore all over again.

So I'll start with one that got totally blanked.

" And don't forget Vlad's brother, Vic the inhaler""

That was just inappropriate and I'm going to ignore it except to acknowledge this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So most of us have done it a serious or semi serious thread, we post a joke or light-hearted remark that goes down as well as a fart in a full elevator.

So here's your chance to relive your glory.

No need to explain the thread or the outcome just your punchline or joke for those out there to ignore all over again.

So I'll start with one that got totally blanked.

" And don't forget Vlad's brother, Vic the inhaler"

That was just inappropriate and I'm going to ignore it except to acknowledge this time."

Oh, I see....so even in a jokes thread, my jokes get ignore!!! It's like that, is it?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Too many to mention for me, unfortunately I can’t remember any I guess you just had to be there

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Everything I post gets ignored

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Everything I post gets ignored "

I better acknowledge you as we don’t want to kill the thread so soon

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Everything I post gets ignored

I better acknowledge you as we don’t want to kill the thread so soon "

Haha much appreciated

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

‘So I packed her things and left’

My Favourite crossdressing jokes punchline

It only got one from a guy, but that thread didn’t last too long, so it wasn’t a big issue

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Or when someone creates a thread using a joke you just posted.

Get your own sense of humour, pun thief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My genius constantly goes over people’s heads, I just console myself that I’m ahead of my time and will be appreciated after I’m gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like you’ll make a nuanced joke, beautiful crafted joke with subtly and pathos, that will get completely ignored. Then the next comment will be like ‘I LIKES TITS ME!’ then that gets 54 reply and quotes with everyone giving it ‘Oh fuck me, that’s brilliant!’

Then you’re like why the fuck do I even bother.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Like you’ll make a nuanced joke, beautiful crafted joke with subtly and pathos, that will get completely ignored. Then the next comment will be like ‘I LIKES TITS ME!’ then that gets 54 reply and quotes with everyone giving it ‘Oh fuck me, that’s brilliant!’

Then you’re like why the fuck do I even bother. "

Do what I did years ago and lower your standards and expectations.

Nice arse pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like you’ll make a nuanced joke, beautiful crafted joke with subtly and pathos, that will get completely ignored. Then the next comment will be like ‘I LIKES TITS ME!’ then that gets 54 reply and quotes with everyone giving it ‘Oh fuck me, that’s brilliant!’

Then you’re like why the fuck do I even bother.

Do what I did years ago and lower your standards and expectations.

Nice arse pic."

Thank you, I grew it myself. Sage advice.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I just chuck what ever in for my own amusement now... had more blanks than John Wayne’s gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joke or not it's usually ignored lol

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"Like you’ll make a nuanced joke, beautiful crafted joke with subtly and pathos, that will get completely ignored. Then the next comment will be like ‘I LIKES TITS ME!’ then that gets 54 reply and quotes with everyone giving it ‘Oh fuck me, that’s brilliant!’

Then you’re like why the fuck do I even bother.

Do what I did years ago and lower your standards and expectations.

Nice arse pic.

Thank you, I grew it myself. Sage advice. "

Does that make it Govt policy?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

People who have no respect for other cultures and the Dutch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like you’ll make a nuanced joke, beautiful crafted joke with subtly and pathos, that will get completely ignored. Then the next comment will be like ‘I LIKES TITS ME!’ then that gets 54 reply and quotes with everyone giving it ‘Oh fuck me, that’s brilliant!’

Then you’re like why the fuck do I even bother.

Do what I did years ago and lower your standards and expectations.

Nice arse pic."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a joke on a thread about expensive watches, implying I had dated a guy wearing a tag. Then when no one said anything I didn't know whether I should go back to clarify that I hadn't really!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A perfect thread for NowhereMan , and hes gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A perfect thread for NowhereMan , and hes gone "

He's gone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My genius constantly goes over people’s heads, I just console myself that I’m ahead of my time and will be appreciated after I’m gone. "

Nothing you say goes over my head but, quite often, I wish I'd said it myself.

All I can think about posting sometimes though is 'knock it off you clever cunt'.

But that's not very charitable is it? It also wouldn't reflect very well on me.

Anyway, keep up the good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like you’ll make a nuanced joke, beautiful crafted joke with subtly and pathos, that will get completely ignored. Then the next comment will be like ‘I LIKES TITS ME!’ then that gets 54 reply and quotes with everyone giving it ‘Oh fuck me, that’s brilliant!’

Then you’re like why the fuck do I even bother. "

Awww I appreciate your humour regularly I'll have you know

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Last Christmas I gave you my arse and the very next day you gave me the ghey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a medium dick, it can talk to ghosts..."

I think 2 people got it in a thread that filled up and I'm not sure I could do better

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