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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I think the mixture of the weather etc etc but walking the dogs has been a nightmare as the insects gather at your face

any tips how to stop them

cheers

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

gimp mask?

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"gimp mask?"

that is never off

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

your metaal one always reminds me of phantom of the opera lol know what you mean about flies tho driving me mad the grass is so long dogs always send them in their wake for me to walk into hubby says hes never known me with my mouth shut for so long

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"your metaal one always reminds me of phantom of the opera lol know what you mean about flies tho driving me mad the grass is so long dogs always send them in their wake for me to walk into hubby says hes never known me with my mouth shut for so long "

I think the rain and then the sun brings them all out...

the more you react to them, they more they play with you... and they win

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Avon . An oil so soft or some thing.. my vet uses it on her horse thinks its fabulous

ill look it up when i go back to work..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

joop for men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even open the kitchen windows as lots of little beasts from the field of barley behind my house swarm in. The windows are covered within minutes ..... why would they fly into the house, do they want to hide from the swallows? lol

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Avon . An oil so soft or some thing.. my vet uses it on her horse thinks its fabulous

ill look it up when i go back to work.. "

cheers x

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"joop for men"

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over a year ago


"Avon . An oil so soft or some thing.. my vet uses it on her horse thinks its fabulous

ill look it up when i go back to work.. "

Avon skin-so-soft dry oil spray. Great for midges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"joop for men"

Agreed

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Avon . An oil so soft or some thing.. my vet uses it on her horse thinks its fabulous

ill look it up when i go back to work..

Avon skin-so-soft dry oil spray. Great for midges."

gonna check that out, thanks

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over a year ago


"Avon . An oil so soft or some thing.. my vet uses it on her horse thinks its fabulous

ill look it up when i go back to work..

Avon skin-so-soft dry oil spray. Great for midges.

gonna check that out, thanks"

... the original green one not the pink one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

citronella oil works wonders

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Avon . An oil so soft or some thing.. my vet uses it on her horse thinks its fabulous

ill look it up when i go back to work..

Avon skin-so-soft dry oil spray. Great for midges.

gonna check that out, thanks

... the original green one not the pink one. "

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"citronella oil works wonders"

thank you, will defo have a look at that

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

joop for men keeps everything away urghh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"citronella oil works wonders

thank you, will defo have a look at that"
you can also get citronella candles they keep them out of the house

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain


"joop for men keeps everything away urghh"
including you - lol

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

god yes lol reminds of backward caps trackie bottoms and pimply 19 year olds ewww

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I can't even open the kitchen windows as lots of little beasts from the field of barley behind my house swarm in. The windows are covered within minutes ..... why would they fly into the house, do they want to hide from the swallows? lol "

I bring pool screen back from florida you can buy it on a roll . I believe you can get similar here from B and Q velcro to the frame and windows can be wide open. I use it over mine to prevent birds getting out. You can also buy the battery tennis racquets from the pound shop

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"I can't even open the kitchen windows as lots of little beasts from the field of barley behind my house swarm in. The windows are covered within minutes ..... why would they fly into the house, do they want to hide from the swallows? lol

I bring pool screen back from florida you can buy it on a roll . I believe you can get similar here from B and Q velcro to the frame and windows can be wide open. I use it over mine to prevent birds getting out. You can also buy the battery tennis racquets from the pound shop"

lol we have one of those sends the dogs mental lol xx

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over a year ago


"I can't even open the kitchen windows as lots of little beasts from the field of barley behind my house swarm in. The windows are covered within minutes ..... why would they fly into the house, do they want to hide from the swallows? lol

I bring pool screen back from florida you can buy it on a roll . I believe you can get similar here from B and Q velcro to the frame and windows can be wide open. I use it over mine to prevent birds getting out. You can also buy the battery tennis racquets from the pound shop"

I never even thought of screening the windows d'oh! thanks xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"joop for men keeps everything away urghh"

exactly

you can walk in a bar with 200 people in and smell straight away that there's someone with that on !

sad thing is (and it's confession time here folks) when i was in my late teens, a good douse of that and i thought i was a right ladykiller

no wonder i never copped off

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I can't even open the kitchen windows as lots of little beasts from the field of barley behind my house swarm in. The windows are covered within minutes ..... why would they fly into the house, do they want to hide from the swallows? lol

I bring pool screen back from florida you can buy it on a roll . I believe you can get similar here from B and Q velcro to the frame and windows can be wide open. I use it over mine to prevent birds getting out. You can also buy the battery tennis racquets from the pound shop

I never even thought of screening the windows d'oh! thanks xxx"

lol . it works a treat ..

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"joop for men keeps everything away urghh

exactly

you can walk in a bar with 200 people in and smell straight away that there's someone with that on !

sad thing is (and it's confession time here folks) when i was in my late teens, a good douse of that and i thought i was a right ladykiller

no wonder i never copped off "
ah bussy i love that you admitted that pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the quote in Happy Gilmore, "U eat shit for breakfast!?" sprang to mind hehehe

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By *iew OP   Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"the quote in Happy Gilmore, "U eat shit for breakfast!?" sprang to mind hehehe"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We've always used flyscreens - Lakeland one holds up best if you want a semi permanent fly screen. For temporary the net from the pound shops is fine but the stick strip is too thin and the wind blows it off.

The Avon stuff worked for me in Scotland recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make friends with a local beekeeper and borrow on of their suits?

Either that - or find a squaddie on here (appararently there's one or two around!) and get him to nick you an NBC suit!

Slightly impractical if it gets sunny again - but those pesky flies won't stand a chance!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Avon . An oil so soft or some thing.. my vet uses it on her horse thinks its fabulous

ill look it up when i go back to work.. "
avon skin so soft bath oil,but it has to be the green one,not the pink,well known for stopping insects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the mixture of the weather etc etc but walking the dogs has been a nightmare as the insects gather at your face

any tips how to stop them

cheers"

Move to England

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Avon . An oil so soft or some thing.. my vet uses it on her horse thinks its fabulous

ill look it up when i go back to work..

Avon skin-so-soft dry oil spray. Great for midges."

Soapy's fave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard the Avon skin so soft is the only thing that works against the midges in Scotland but I think were talking about flys not midges I'd just cut back on your rimming activities before you take the dogs out

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Avon catalogue.. skin so soft new original dry oil spray,£1.99 for 150ml usually £5 . with jojoba oil. brochure 12. you gonna smell gorjussss !!!

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