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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"If someone says they love you more than cake, it's probably a lie*."

* but does depend on the cake I guess

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


""If someone says they love you more than cake, it's probably a lie*."

* but does depend on the cake I guess "

If you taste of chocolate and cherries, and you're covered in cream, then I'm up for loving you as much as cake. But more than cake? Do you have more cream than the cake does?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Never eat yellow snow.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Don't pee into the wind

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Slightly off topic. When I was 18 and planning getting married, most of my clients of an older age group said, 'the best advice I can give you dear, is never say no to sex and your husband will never leave you'.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

To me, 'drink responsibly' means, don't spill any of it.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Always take your coat off when you go into a house, otherwise you won't feel the benefit when you go outside again.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Slightly off topic. When I was 18 and planning getting married, most of my clients of an older age group said, 'the best advice I can give you dear, is never say no to sex and your husband will never leave you'."

That's quite sad really that they thought like that, different times I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always take your coat off when you go into a house, otherwise you won't feel the benefit when you go outside again."

This

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Slightly off topic. When I was 18 and planning getting married, most of my clients of an older age group said, 'the best advice I can give you dear, is never say no to sex and your husband will never leave you'.

That's quite sad really that they thought like that, different times I guess"

No, through my life, I find it is still relevant. For example all these people on here cheating because they can't have enough sex. Some say they love their partner, happy life, content, but cannot give up one aspect

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Always take your coat off when you go into a house, otherwise you won't feel the benefit when you go outside again."

I don't own a coat

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Always take your coat off when you go into a house, otherwise you won't feel the benefit when you go outside again.

I don't own a coat "

Do you own a hat? Take that off unstead

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Slightly off topic. When I was 18 and planning getting married, most of my clients of an older age group said, 'the best advice I can give you dear, is never say no to sex and your husband will never leave you'.

That's quite sad really that they thought like that, different times I guess

No, through my life, I find it is still relevant. For example all these people on here cheating because they can't have enough sex. Some say they love their partner, happy life, content, but cannot give up one aspect "

If their rather never said no to sex those same people would still be here complaining that it was either the wrong type of sex or their wife seemed less keen sometimes than others. A lot of those complaints come from people whose partners refuse to engage in certain types of sex rather than refuse sex completely

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

*if their partner, that should say

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

Always wear clean knickers or pants

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Don’t marry the first person you have sex with lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

My mother never have me any advice about sex or dating or anything like that.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Men have only two emotions: horny and hungry. If you see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"My mother never have me any advice about sex or dating or anything like that."

Off topic, but love the outfit!

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Lube is your friend.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Slightly off topic. When I was 18 and planning getting married, most of my clients of an older age group said, 'the best advice I can give you dear, is never say no to sex and your husband will never leave you'."

Such a shame its not true. I'd still be with husband no1 instead of no3...

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By *idewillyMan
over a year ago

southampton

If i had taken advice from my parents id of had one boring life...instead ive had one crazy one And I want it to Continue that way

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"My mother never have me any advice about sex or dating or anything like that."

Snap - the only thing I remember regarding "adult" life was sex is overrated... Poor mom god bless her

Lmp

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Slightly off topic. When I was 18 and planning getting married, most of my clients of an older age group said, 'the best advice I can give you dear, is never say no to sex and your husband will never leave you'.

That's quite sad really that they thought like that, different times I guess

No, through my life, I find it is still relevant. For example all these people on here cheating because they can't have enough sex. Some say they love their partner, happy life, content, but cannot give up one aspect "

Some people like the subterfuge of lying and cheating and getting away with it.

My husband, we are on as a couple, has freebrein to see who he wants for casual no strings sex as long as he tells me about it from the start. No nitty gritty just a "I'm talking to someone, think we may try and meet or can I ask her round when your out" all I ask is to be in the know from the beginning. So twice now I've caught him talking to none swinging female friends, one he met and fucked, the other he was planning & I found this out - I wasn't told by him. He loves the subterfuge, maybe he gets off on it. Third strike I'm gone. The game won't be so much fun then

Lmp

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"My mother never have me any advice about sex or dating or anything like that.

Snap - the only thing I remember regarding "adult" life was sex is overrated... Poor mom god bless her

Lmp"

My mum gave me a small leaflet once .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"My mother never have me any advice about sex or dating or anything like that.

Off topic, but love the outfit!

Mrs TMN x"

Oh, thank you .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My mother never have me any advice about sex or dating or anything like that.

Off topic, but love the outfit!

Mrs TMN x

Oh, thank you . "

Yes, love the new pics

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"To me, 'drink responsibly' means, don't spill any of it. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"My mother never have me any advice about sex or dating or anything like that.

Off topic, but love the outfit!

Mrs TMN x

Oh, thank you .

Yes, love the new pics "

Thank you.

I'm genuinely flattered by yours and Mrs TMN's comment .

Also it's cheered me up

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My mother never have me any advice about sex or dating or anything like that.

Off topic, but love the outfit!

Mrs TMN x

Oh, thank you .

Yes, love the new pics

Thank you.

I'm genuinely flattered by yours and Mrs TMN's comment .

Also it's cheered me up "

We speaketh the truth

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"My mother never have me any advice about sex or dating or anything like that.

Off topic, but love the outfit!

Mrs TMN x

Oh, thank you .

Yes, love the new pics

Thank you.

I'm genuinely flattered by yours and Mrs TMN's comment .

Also it's cheered me up

We speaketh the truth "

Thank you again.

This second lock down is even getting to me.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My mother bless her, never gave advice, just bollockings when I messed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention cake

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Men have only two emotions: horny and hungry. If you see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich."

I love this! Laughed my head off, will give that advice to my eldest

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By *trongbowpeterMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Did it work?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Slightly off topic. When I was 18 and planning getting married, most of my clients of an older age group said, 'the best advice I can give you dear, is never say no to sex and your husband will never leave you'.

That's quite sad really that they thought like that, different times I guess

No, through my life, I find it is still relevant. For example all these people on here cheating because they can't have enough sex. Some say they love their partner, happy life, content, but cannot give up one aspect

Some people like the subterfuge of lying and cheating and getting away with it.

My husband, we are on as a couple, has freebrein to see who he wants for casual no strings sex as long as he tells me about it from the start. No nitty gritty just a "I'm talking to someone, think we may try and meet or can I ask her round when your out" all I ask is to be in the know from the beginning. So twice now I've caught him talking to none swinging female friends, one he met and fucked, the other he was planning & I found this out - I wasn't told by him. He loves the subterfuge, maybe he gets off on it. Third strike I'm gone. The game won't be so much fun then

Lmp"

Third strike ? God you are patient.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't do the 'right' thing cos those you do the 'right' thing for will walk over you to get the thing and succeed.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Never rub another mans rhubarb!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Men have only two emotions: horny and hungry. If you see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich."

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Slightly off topic. When I was 18 and planning getting married, most of my clients of an older age group said, 'the best advice I can give you dear, is never say no to sex and your husband will never leave you'.

That's quite sad really that they thought like that, different times I guess

No, through my life, I find it is still relevant. For example all these people on here cheating because they can't have enough sex. Some say they love their partner, happy life, content, but cannot give up one aspect

Some people like the subterfuge of lying and cheating and getting away with it.

My husband, we are on as a couple, has freebrein to see who he wants for casual no strings sex as long as he tells me about it from the start. No nitty gritty just a "I'm talking to someone, think we may try and meet or can I ask her round when your out" all I ask is to be in the know from the beginning. So twice now I've caught him talking to none swinging female friends, one he met and fucked, the other he was planning & I found this out - I wasn't told by him. He loves the subterfuge, maybe he gets off on it. Third strike I'm gone. The game won't be so much fun then

Lmp

Third strike ? God you are patient."

In all honesty I love him but I am out of illusions. I know he adores me but its like an addiction, the need to think he is scullduggering and getting away with it. Always have a plan, that's what I learned from life. I'm working on it

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"My mother never have me any advice about sex or dating or anything like that.

Off topic, but love the outfit!

Mrs TMN x

Oh, thank you .

Yes, love the new pics

Thank you.

I'm genuinely flattered by yours and Mrs TMN's comment .

Also it's cheered me up

We speaketh the truth "

Yeah, we do! You looks wonderful x

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