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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

How much cheese is too much cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all the cheese is gone

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By *rownhotnessMan
over a year ago

Cheshire/Midlands

No such thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's such thing as too much cheese?? Wait, I need to know now too.

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By *xxsomonMan
over a year ago

rugeley

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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There can never be too much cheese x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you out of crackers?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

If there is an amount I’m pretty sure I’ve already gone past that point

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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What type of cheese.. grated or sliced hahaha

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When all the cheese is gone "

Whoop!

Butler, fire up the cheese board, I want to take it for a spin

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Sometimes, the slightest amount is too much.

I love it, but it gives me banging headaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cheese but it doesn’t love me

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is there wine with that cheese?

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Baby belle

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"No such thing

I like your thinking

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Til you've had enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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Never.. Cheese = Life

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"There's such thing as too much cheese?? Wait, I need to know now too."

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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What type of cheese.. grated or sliced hahaha "

Maybe it's knob cheese any amount of that is to much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read somewhere that one portion of cheese is the size of your thumb

I've eaten enough cheese for about 25 people in the last outlet of days

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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There can never be too much cheese x"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It also depends on which cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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More than is necessary

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Cheese only comes in two quantities:

a) not enough

b) just enough

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Are you out of crackers?

My cheese cuts out the middle man...straight from plate to my gob usually

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

As long as we are talking ‘proper’ cheese, there is never too much.

But I’ll pass on the ‘ soft foreign’ excuse.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

When you get trapped under cheese Mountain

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I shouldn’t really eat cheese as I’m a bit lactose intolerant but it’s Christmas goddam it!! I can’t resist Brie and buying two large round of it didn’t help but it’s Christmas !!!

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Never too much cheese!

Unless you or the floorboards start squeaking!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

When you are literally sitting on the loo shitting it out due to the fat content whilst eating more cheese.

Apologies for lowering the festive tone... I bloody love cheese

Mrs TMN x

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Baby belle"

Baby cheeses day was yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on if you’re having a blood test the next day.

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Wash it daily and you won't have any cheese.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"If there is an amount I’m pretty sure I’ve already gone past that point

Same here

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Sometimes, the slightest amount is too much.

I love it, but it gives me banging headaches

Yes it makes me a bit wappy too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's almost limitless, but a few Christmas's ago I did eventually reach it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limit is limburger that cheese can be too much.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I read somewhere that one portion of cheese is the size of your thumb

I've eaten enough cheese for about 25 people in the last outlet of days

Well, if that thumb belongs to the BFG then I'm doing ok

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By *ilkChocManMan
over a year ago

Sanderstead

Til you can't stand properly and things go blurry!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Is there wine with that cheese? "

There may be later

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I've realised the only cheese I've eaten this Christmas is in the cheese sauce I made yesterday. We didn't even buy crackers or digestives. Amateurs, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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No such thing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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This is indeed a serious question.

It is almost instinctual to utter a well work cliche such as One Can Never Have Too Much Cheese........ however, when affording some thought to the matter............. when one feels camembert sliding involuntarily from your arse hole and brie from other orifices , people attempt to spread you on a cracker, mice follow you and you can no longer smell your own fanny, it's time to put the lid back on the bottle.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just brought in 5 different cheeses for later. Ask me tomorrow..

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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Never.. Cheese = Life"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby belle"

that's not cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Limit is limburger that cheese can be too much.

In the '70's I once travelled back to Manchester from Germany, trapped inside a VW Campervan with a piece of weapons grade Limburger. It was unopened in its original packaging, then placed inside a sealed Tupperware box and lastly put inside a pressure cooker pan with the lid on.

You could still smell it

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I am currently approximately 85% cheese

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a little bit of spare wine in the fridge

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"Too much cheese" may as well be in another language....the one I don't understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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When you pull the foreskin back and it pops out like a babybell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think I have had any cheese at all yet. And I love cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me there is no such thing. However a friend at uni are so much cheese after a night out that he had a severe allergic reaction and went into a coma for 4 months.

He came out of it unharmed but if he was here I think he would say two 500 g blocks of cheddar is too much

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you get trapped under cheese Mountain "

Cheese avalanche!

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"For me there is no such thing. However a friend at uni are so much cheese after a night out that he had a severe allergic reaction and went into a coma for 4 months.

He came out of it unharmed but if he was here I think he would say two 500 g blocks of cheddar is too much "

Cheesus...poor guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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Until you Camembert it anymore and you can’t brielieve the amount you’ve eaten.

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"When all the cheese is gone "

This

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

I'm not sure such a thing exists...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me there is no such thing. However a friend at uni are so much cheese after a night out that he had a severe allergic reaction and went into a coma for 4 months.

He came out of it unharmed but if he was here I think he would say two 500 g blocks of cheddar is too much

Cheesus...poor guy."

He was cheesed off

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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Until you Camembert it anymore and you can’t brielieve the amount you’ve eaten.

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat some of the one with holes in you will be fine

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

"How much cheese is too much cheese?

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Too much cheese doesn't exist.

That statement can never be correct

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