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By *un_Juice OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Stumbled across this elsewhere, I cannot post the link directly due to forum rules but it is called

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

No doubt this will make some baulk,amuse others and of course whet the lips of some of you.

Personally as the male I couldn't. I don't like the stuff in my mouth. Mrs FJ loves mine but mine only orally so maybe there's something she may try.

... Awaits her response once she reads this at work

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

:-i wondered what jamie oivers new book was going to be called do you think he collaborated with nigella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it'd cut down on the need for a sprinkling of salt in everything

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By *un_Juice OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

It could be very healthy an addition. I wouldn't mind getting it all down me though looooool.

Nigella and Jamie perhaps, Gordon wouldn't hear of it !

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

ooo give me Marco pierre white every time i bet he could make a lovely jizz roue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" :-i wondered what jamie oivers new book was going to be called do you think he collaborated with nigella "

Hahaha Put two spoonfuls of Jamie's special yoghurt in a mixing bowl, add gushings of Nigella's fanny batter, stir and then fry over a medium heat

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

pmsl i would use it lol what would the call it if they bottled it lol

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

once saw a vid where loads of blokes cum on this womans face...

another woman then scraped it all off and fried it like an omlette and made the woman who'd been covered in spunk eat it....

it must've tasted crap cos you could see her baulk ....did me as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo’er Hello Sailor !!!!. are we talking about cooking with royal navy seamen or merchant navy seamen !!!!!…….

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

all very salty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some things in this life that just shouldn't be talked about, let alone put into practice, and this is one of them.

...and here's me just finished me feckin toast too!

Feel like I wanna vomit, but I daren't in case someone suggests that gets fried too!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

We should give Cali one for Xmas

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"There are some things in this life that just shouldn't be talked about, let alone put into practice, and this is one of them.

...and here's me just finished me feckin toast too!

Feel like I wanna vomit, but I daren't in case someone suggests that gets fried too! "

pmsl that made my day lol

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"There are some things in this life that just shouldn't be talked about, let alone put into practice, and this is one of them.

...and here's me just finished me feckin toast too!

Feel like I wanna vomit, but I daren't in case someone suggests that gets fried too! "

pmsl that made my day lol

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By *un_Juice OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

I have only seen one/two bukkake videos where the recipient has cleaned up after her and it made my stomach turn. Fact is though some do like it.

I suggest having seen the thread title though you know what it may contain and avoid if you feel so strongly

Last thing we need is someone hurling over the keyboard and monitor and having no fab access loool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barf. Hand out the sick bags

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Bukake vid

Guy cums onto glass table

Girl gets credit card out and lines the cum up like a line of

Gets a straw out and.......

SNORTS the cum up her nose

No joke, both barrels

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good grief....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It could be very healthy an addition. I wouldn't mind getting it all down me though looooool.

Nigella and Jamie perhaps, Gordon wouldn't hear of it !"

I dunno he's always calling his chef's a load of wankers ... who knows???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how it's composition chemically alters due to the cooking process .... anything like egg albumin I wonder??? *pulls eeeeew face*

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

OMG....thats got nuthin to do with cumin....I hope not

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

I have a sieman cooker we could all use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a sieman cooker we could all use "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good idea for a new TV show

'Cum dine with me'

its the sort of thing channel 4 would jump at..

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"good idea for a new TV show

'Cum dine with me'

its the sort of thing channel 4 would jump at.."

love it pmsl dare you to write to channel 4 and suggest it all the guests must be swingers off here tho lol new thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good idea for a new TV show

'Cum dine with me'

its the sort of thing channel 4 would jump at..

love it pmsl dare you to write to channel 4 and suggest it all the guests must be swingers off here tho lol new thread lol"

already did that with my idea for

'River Cottaging'

but it got rejected

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

hahahaha yes im not sure hugh would like it with his slug satay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good idea for a new TV show

'Cum dine with me'

its the sort of thing channel 4 would jump at.."

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