FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas Day Ruined

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

The person above has ruined Christmas Day whether that be at home, on here etc.

The question is what heinous crime have they committed ?

Keep it lighthearted and the wittiest crime wins a you know what (it rhymes with Hurley Burly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person above has ruined Christmas Day whether that be at home, on here etc.

The question is what heinous crime have they committed ?

Keep it lighthearted and the wittiest crime wins a you know what (it rhymes with Hurley Burly)

Stuffed the turkey with wrong sausage, got it stuck and had to be removed by professionals.

The whole neighbourhood know about it too now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wasn't in my stocking

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Government carnt see my grandkids not seen them all year now miss them to bits but have to get on with things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought he was being funny by sticking his cock inside a cracker, unfortunately great Auntie Eileen's cataracts are bad and she pulled it by mistake, the shock killed her.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Thought he was being funny by sticking his cock inside a cracker, unfortunately great Auntie Eileen's cataracts are bad and she pulled it by mistake, the shock killed her."

Kissing Nan with tongue was a wee bit to much

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Thought he was being funny by sticking his cock inside a cracker, unfortunately great Auntie Eileen's cataracts are bad and she pulled it by mistake, the shock killed her.

Kissing Nan with tongue was a wee bit to much

He set his (delicious) chest hair alight, when flambé-ing the Christmas pud

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Thought he was being funny by sticking his cock inside a cracker, unfortunately great Auntie Eileen's cataracts are bad and she pulled it by mistake, the shock killed her.

Kissing Nan with tongue was a wee bit to much

He set his (delicious) chest hair alight, when flambé-ing the Christmas pud

Attached a pair of baubles to her nipples and made everyone guess what she was during a game of charades.

Xmas tree was the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painted his balls like sprouts and walked around with his cock shoved in the turkey insisting that everyone gobble a bit for their dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed on the TV during the Queens speech and it blew up

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Force fed me sprouts

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Force fed me sprouts

Farted and gassed out everyone relaxing in front of the TV from all of the force fed sprouts.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Stole skin off the rum sauce and ruined my Christmas pudding experience.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Came down the chimney.

Unfortunately, his watch was running 15 hours slow.

So there we all were, watching the Queen's Speech, when he emptied his sack down our flue.

Spent the rest of the day cleaning the carpet and administering smelling salts to Auntie Maude.

Thank god we got water wings as gifts from Uncle Harry, otherwise things would have gone quite Titanic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wouldn't stop talking and whinging at the table about having that experience...he's still doing it here.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Just wouldn't stop talking and whinging at the table about having that experience...he's still doing it here."

Not only has he ruined Xmas day he's now ruined Boxing Day by breaking the tv in temper when a energetic game of wii tennis had him lose to his 93yo gran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....and now, he has you whinging about the broken TV!!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"....and now, he has you whinging about the broken TV!!"

He is the broken TV.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My second wave of sprouts won't cook and my spuds are ready for mashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He served me raw sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My second wave of sprouts won't cook and my spuds are ready for mashing

He eats sprouts for Xmas day - Xmas day ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked me if I wanted a bit of gobble gobble but really ment a bit of turkey.Christmas Day ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asked me if I wanted a bit of gobble gobble but really ment a bit of turkey.Christmas Day ruined"

Ended up being too red and outshone the cranberry sauce.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Asked me if I wanted a bit of gobble gobble but really ment a bit of turkey.Christmas Day ruined

Ended up being too red and outshone the cranberry sauce. "

Asked my husband if he fancied a quick one - ended up getting bummed behind the pub!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Granny Crumpet ate an After Eight Mint...... BEFORE 8pm

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Granny Crumpet ate an After Eight Mint...... BEFORE 8pm

Left his hat on at the table. Christmas Day ruined!

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Started early with the sherry and ended up with the port

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