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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its quiet here today. Is there something going on I dont know about?

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some big lad seems to be emptying his sack everywhere, like a one man bukkake or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its quiet here today. Is there something going on I dont know about?

J "

Brexit talks, just working out European swingers club access for Brits.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Its quiet here today. Is there something going on I dont know about?

J "

Shall I start singing ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its quiet here today. Is there something going on I dont know about?

J

Shall I start singing ?? "

You sing, you die......

J

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Its quiet here today. Is there something going on I dont know about?

J "

I think its valentines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its quiet here today. Is there something going on I dont know about?

J

Shall I start singing ??

You sing, you die......

J "

Unless it's something by mcbusted

J

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Its quiet here today. Is there something going on I dont know about?

J

Shall I start singing ??

You sing, you die......

J "

Noted

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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago

Kingston upon Thames

I don't know about you guys ... but I'm chatting with about 4 guys at a time this morning ... hard on a MILF lol. x Anne

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know about you guys ... but I'm chatting with about 4 guys at a time this morning ... hard on a MILF lol. x Anne "

Is that all? Strange, fab isnt known for the amount of male members. I thought they were like mystical creatures. Sooooo hardvto find.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some big lad seems to be emptying his sack everywhere, like a one man bukkake or something "

Wish he’d come to my house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some big lad seems to be emptying his sack everywhere, like a one man bukkake or something

Wish he’d come to my house "

We can drop by in the nee year to make up for it. Just dont expect us to use the chimney.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some big lad seems to be emptying his sack everywhere, like a one man bukkake or something

Wish he’d come to my house

We can drop by in the nee year to make up for it. Just dont expect us to use the chimney.

J "

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its quiet here today. Is there something going on I dont know about?

J "

Some fat bloke, has been breaking and entering stealing cookies..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Its quiet here today. Is there something going on I dont know about?

J

Some fat bloke, has been breaking and entering stealing cookies.. "

what's he been doing with all those carrots?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

We're all watching the gruffalo on bbc1

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Some big lad seems to be emptying his sack everywhere, like a one man bukkake or something

Wish he’d come to my house

We can drop by in the nee year to make up for it. Just dont expect us to use the chimney.

J "

Take me with you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I think they are all eating cake without us

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us "

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa "

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad "

Nahhhh, indulge yourself, have the whole pack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us "

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa "

I'm about to have a coffee (no bun )

My father has commandeered the bathroom

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J "

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got stollen

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some big lad seems to be emptying his sack everywhere, like a one man bukkake or something

Wish he’d come to my house

We can drop by in the nee year to make up for it. Just dont expect us to use the chimney.

J

Take me with you "

Your seat is already booked

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad "

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you "

Shhhh..... don't tell him

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I'm about to have a coffee (no bun )

My father has commandeered the bathroom "

You may need to hold off on that coffee if you can't get to the bathroom

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J "

Il go sus it out has to be some crumbs I mean clues

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you "

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I've got stollen "

An admission of guilt here in black n white

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J "

We should never trust them ??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going "

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Shhhh..... don't tell him "

Ooooops! I think I slipped it out, let me quietly put it back in again

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast "

If you dont im going to wonder what broke your head hahahaa

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??"

I feel discriminated against

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast "

It's just like, let's just torture the poor bastard that doesnt have cake!!!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against "

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against "

I'm guessing you've got cake then

Fuck my life!!!!

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast "

Hey Belle....

Lu

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something "

What's that in your pocket, Sophie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something "

I wanna sit in this corner!

Lu

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

I'm guessing you've got cake then

Fuck my life!!!!

J "

I'm sensing piss poor planning over at your end! We have lemon meringue pie

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu "

Hello beautiful Lu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

I'm guessing you've got cake then

Fuck my life!!!!

J "

How on earth do people still have nice food to eat by the tine xmas day rolls round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu "

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

I'm guessing you've got cake then

Fuck my life!!!!

J

I'm sensing piss poor planning over at your end! We have lemon meringue pie "

I feel better now. Pie isnt cake.

J

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

What's that in your pocket, Sophie? "

I've no idea and my hands are busy so you'll have to have a good rummage around in there and find out

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

I wanna sit in this corner!

Lu "

Just sit or is that a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you... "

Hang on? We have cake?

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

I wanna sit in this corner!

Lu

Just sit or is that a euphemism "

It can mean whatever you want it to mean....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Hang on? We have cake?

J "

We do...

Lu

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

What's that in your pocket, Sophie?

I've no idea and my hands are busy so you'll have to have a good rummage around in there and find out "

A crusty tissue, 15p, a toffee wrapper and an unused condom. Was that the right pocket?!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

What's that in your pocket, Sophie?

I've no idea and my hands are busy so you'll have to have a good rummage around in there and find out

A crusty tissue, 15p, a toffee wrapper and an unused condom. Was that the right pocket?! "

Check the other one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, everyone step down. Panic over. WE HAVE CAKE!!!!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast "

Why not, it's Christmas after all

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

I wanna sit in this corner!

Lu

Just sit or is that a euphemism

It can mean whatever you want it to mean.... "

Let me consider that one a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

What's that in your pocket, Sophie?

I've no idea and my hands are busy so you'll have to have a good rummage around in there and find out

A crusty tissue, 15p, a toffee wrapper and an unused condom. Was that the right pocket?! "

Theres always an unused condom. I've got my lucky one in my wallet. Has been there since 1989.

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

What's that in your pocket, Sophie?

I've no idea and my hands are busy so you'll have to have a good rummage around in there and find out

A crusty tissue, 15p, a toffee wrapper and an unused condom. Was that the right pocket?!

Check the other one "

Ohhhhhhhhh. It's big. It's hard. It's slightly curved. It's a............

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

What's that in your pocket, Sophie?

I've no idea and my hands are busy so you'll have to have a good rummage around in there and find out

A crusty tissue, 15p, a toffee wrapper and an unused condom. Was that the right pocket?!

Check the other one

Ohhhhhhhhh. It's big. It's hard. It's slightly curved. It's a............"

You found my banana

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

What's that in your pocket, Sophie?

I've no idea and my hands are busy so you'll have to have a good rummage around in there and find out

A crusty tissue, 15p, a toffee wrapper and an unused condom. Was that the right pocket?!

Check the other one

Ohhhhhhhhh. It's big. It's hard. It's slightly curved. It's a............

You found my banana "

I've had a banana since 1989 also.

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Cake? When the fucks got cake and ain't sharing.

J

It's them Kinky J.....they're hiding it from you

Bastards! I've never trusted them.

J

We should never trust them ??

I feel discriminated against

Come sit with me and we can both feel something

What's that in your pocket, Sophie?

I've no idea and my hands are busy so you'll have to have a good rummage around in there and find out

A crusty tissue, 15p, a toffee wrapper and an unused condom. Was that the right pocket?!

Check the other one

Ohhhhhhhhh. It's big. It's hard. It's slightly curved. It's a............

You found my banana "

Mmmmmmmm - get it in my mouth

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you... "

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there "

Hang on, no one offered me their cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

J

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there

Hang on, no one offered me their cake. "

J

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there "

Salt and caramel should never mix!! Bleurghhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there

Salt and caramel should never mix!! Bleurghhhhh"

A cake is a cake. I'll eat it!!

J

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there

Salt and caramel should never mix!! Bleurghhhhh

A cake is a cake. I'll eat it!!

J "

You know a bar of soap is called a cake right

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over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there

Salt and caramel should never mix!! Bleurghhhhh

A cake is a cake. I'll eat it!!

J

You know a bar of soap is called a cake right "

Is it? Send it over!!

J

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there

Salt and caramel should never mix!! Bleurghhhhh

A cake is a cake. I'll eat it!!

J

You know a bar of soap is called a cake right "

So is a lady garden I don’t offer my cake to just anyone

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there

Salt and caramel should never mix!! Bleurghhhhh

A cake is a cake. I'll eat it!!

J

You know a bar of soap is called a cake right

So is a lady garden I don’t offer my cake to just anyone "

And im not just anyone so I'll wait for you to offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there

Salt and caramel should never mix!! Bleurghhhhh

A cake is a cake. I'll eat it!!

J

You know a bar of soap is called a cake right

So is a lady garden I don’t offer my cake to just anyone "

Lu is gonna be jealous.

J

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there

Salt and caramel should never mix!! Bleurghhhhh

A cake is a cake. I'll eat it!!

J

You know a bar of soap is called a cake right

So is a lady garden I don’t offer my cake to just anyone "

Damn

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there

Salt and caramel should never mix!! Bleurghhhhh

A cake is a cake. I'll eat it!!

J

You know a bar of soap is called a cake right

So is a lady garden I don’t offer my cake to just anyone

Lu is gonna be jealous.

J "

Christmas is a time for sharing Kinky J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think they are all eating cake without us

Its too early for cake yet Belle....im just having a cuppa

I just ate a piece of shortbread is that bad

I'd have a taste of your cake if it's going

I made baileys cheesecake and have extra left over I’m tempted to eat that for breakfast

Hey Belle....

Lu

Hello beautiful Lu

Have the Bailey's cheesecake...i made a salted caramel and white chocolate one for today's dessert but you could just join me in the bath later and I'll spoon feed it to you...

Ohh my that sounds amazing I love white chocolate and salted caramel il be there

Salt and caramel should never mix!! Bleurghhhhh

A cake is a cake. I'll eat it!!

J

You know a bar of soap is called a cake right

So is a lady garden I don’t offer my cake to just anyone

Lu is gonna be jealous.

J

Christmas is a time for sharing Kinky J "

I'm sure she will appreciate that. By appreciate it I mean it would be like the opening morning of the boxing day sales. With her fighting her way to the front.

J

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Its quiet here today. Is there something going on I dont know about?

J "

If you are in Surrey or Wiltshire then I can think of something. If you're in Turkey then I'm a bit stuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its quiet here today. Is there something going on I dont know about?

J

If you are in Surrey or Wiltshire then I can think of something. If you're in Turkey then I'm a bit stuck. "

We are stuck in the UK. Booooo.

J

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