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The Ash and Jim Christmas Eve Double Team Nocturnal Thread

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to Ash and Jim's double team Christmas eve nocturnal thread special.

What are you doing right now?

Watching Netflix? Working? Perving? Lurking?

Why not stop by and say hello to us both especially if you're a newbie to the forum.

Only one more night to go!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Sounds like a double team made in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Merry Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm singing with Bonnie Tyler.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim "

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a double team made in heaven "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim "

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies "

I happen to know our saucy amigos were after a very specific prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good evening to my very favourite man, And a very good evening to the other man that is definitely in my top 20. I will let you figure out who is which.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies "

What are posh mince pies?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Merry Christmas!"

Merry Christmas Jim, I always get a warm fuzzy feeling when I win at something. What are you up to this evening?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Evening all and happy Christmas

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm singing with Bonnie Tyler."

Good evening brother Jim!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim "

Happy Christmas eve Hope x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies "

Ooooooooooo posh mince pies are they the ones that make you feel a bit lightheaded from all the brandy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies

What are posh mince pies? "

They are from M&S of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Have you written to Father Christmas?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all "

Good evening Mrs Kc and happy Christmas eve to you and Mr KC.....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all "

Sorry mr and mrs KC how’s your floor looking?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies

I happen to know our saucy amigos were after a very specific prize "

An evening with Nigella Lawson?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrapping hubby's present.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Very good evening to my very favourite man, And a very good evening to the other man that is definitely in my top 20. I will let you figure out who is which. "

I cant figure it out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very good evening to my very favourite man, And a very good evening to the other man that is definitely in my top 20. I will let you figure out who is which. "

I didn't know that I'm your favourite man. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna.

Sorry, Ash. Still, top twenty.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all and happy Christmas "

Happy Christmas playful......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all

Sorry mr and mrs KC how’s your floor looking? "

Our floor is looking very lovely actually. All Rhino'd and ready to be covered in wrapping paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies

I happen to know our saucy amigos were after a very specific prize

An evening with Nigella Lawson?.... "

Hi all I'm watching a silly quiz with Miranda and downing peroni

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies

Ooooooooooo posh mince pies are they the ones that make you feel a bit lightheaded from all the brandy?"

Those are the ones.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Have you written to Father Christmas? "

I didn't need anything this year so I thought I would let look after everyone else and I didn't bother him.

I am currently building a little Lego elf and reindeer set that Mr Bezos delivered this afternoon.

Have you had a good Christmas Eve?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Wrapping hubby's present."

Gooooood eveeeening.....merry Xmas to you both...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. "

Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury?

Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas Jim, I always get a warm fuzzy feeling when I win at something. What are you up to this evening? "

I like to give out warm fuzzies. Much the same as most nights, absolutely nothing. I was dozing off. So I've put Heart 80's on to liven me up. What are you doing? Your nights are so much fun, I can't imagine how much fun your Christmas Eves must be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening my nocturnal lovelies!

‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Kitty was frisky with no mice to chase

How’re you lot this lovely evening? X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Very good evening to my very favourite man, And a very good evening to the other man that is definitely in my top 20. I will let you figure out who is which.

I didn't know that I'm your favourite man. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna.

Sorry, Ash. Still, top twenty."

Ill take that ..I could be in the top 10 this time next year....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim

Happy Christmas eve Hope x"

Are you all prepped for tomorrow Ash and Lorna?

We cannot decide between the turkey or the sirloin of beef in the fridge for lunch tomorrow.

All I really fancy is a bowl of noodles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all and happy Christmas "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Harlequin. It's Christmas!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies

I happen to know our saucy amigos were after a very specific prize

An evening with Nigella Lawson?....

Hi all I'm watching a silly quiz with Miranda and downing peroni "

Good evening nice girl.....enjoy the peroni and silly quiz.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim

Happy Christmas eve Hope x

Are you all prepped for tomorrow Ash and Lorna?

We cannot decide between the turkey or the sirloin of beef in the fridge for lunch tomorrow.

All I really fancy is a bowl of noodles."

We have been ready to go days.

I prepared the meat tomorrow and I will do veg back in a bit but other than that it's all good.

You could have Turkey and beef, it is Christmas after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm singing with Bonnie Tyler.

Good evening brother Jim!.... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Or as I just called you on the WhatsApp, Phillip Schofield.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm singing with Bonnie Tyler.

Good evening brother Jim!....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Or as I just called you on the WhatsApp, Phillip Schofield."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies

What are posh mince pies?

They are from M&S of course. "

I need Meli to tell me about posh mince pies.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening my nocturnal lovelies!

‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Kitty was frisky with no mice to chase

How’re you lot this lovely evening? X"

Good evening Kitty....you're very welcome to chase me for a a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies

What are posh mince pies?

They are from M&S of course.

I need Meli to tell me about posh mince pies."

I reckon meli would say Booths or fortnam and masons.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Hey Ash and Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has there ever been another woman by the name of Nigella that's sexy?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim

Happy Christmas eve Hope x

Are you all prepped for tomorrow Ash and Lorna?

We cannot decide between the turkey or the sirloin of beef in the fridge for lunch tomorrow.

All I really fancy is a bowl of noodles."

We sure are thank you....I'm only going to have 3 breakfasts tomorrow morning to leave room for lunch

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm singing with Bonnie Tyler.

Good evening brother Jim!....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Or as I just called you on the WhatsApp, Phillip Schofield."

I must stop saying were going live!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrapping hubby's present."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kyn. What have you got the husband for Christmas?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Has there ever been another woman by the name of Nigella that's sexy?"

Has there been another woman by the name of Nigella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening jim and Ash, currently watching the matrix, wishing I had took the blue pills and now i would have a big erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nicegirl. Nice to watch a silly quiz while posting on a silly thread. Especially at Christmastime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my nocturnal lovelies!

‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Kitty was frisky with no mice to chase

How’re you lot this lovely evening? X

Good evening Kitty....you're very welcome to chase me for a a few minutes "

That might help, but I think Lorna would end up squirting me with a water bottle

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a rhino'd floor? So many questions tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my nocturnal lovelies!

‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Kitty was frisky with no mice to chase

How’re you lot this lovely evening? X

Good evening Kitty....you're very welcome to chase me for a a few minutes

That might help, but I think Lorna would end up squirting me with a water bottle "

Would be fun though.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Evening all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What's a rhino'd floor? So many questions tonight."

Search engine Rhino floor, Jim. All will be revealed

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Has there ever been another woman by the name of Nigella that's sexy?

Has there been another woman by the name of Nigella? "

I cant think of another one!

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Evening Ash an Jim, nice to be perving at home instead of on the night shift!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my nocturnal lovelies!

‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Kitty was frisky with no mice to chase

How’re you lot this lovely evening? X

Good evening Kitty....you're very welcome to chase me for a a few minutes

That might help, but I think Lorna would end up squirting me with a water bottle

Would be fun though. "

Bad Kitty! Down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Evening Sis x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening all

Evening Sis x"

Evening Sis xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Have you written to Father Christmas?

I didn't need anything this year so I thought I would let look after everyone else and I didn't bother him.

I am currently building a little Lego elf and reindeer set that Mr Bezos delivered this afternoon.

Have you had a good Christmas Eve?"

And you made life easier for Royal Mail. As well as saving paper.

I do like elves. A Lego elf sounds like the best Christmas Eve ever.

It's not been a bad Christmas Eve.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening jim and Ash, currently watching the matrix, wishing I had took the blue pills and now i would have a big erection "

Good evening Dynamic....have you got any spare blue pills?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Evening Sis x

Evening Sis xx"

How’s Christmas Eve in casa Posh? X

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas Jim, I always get a warm fuzzy feeling when I win at something. What are you up to this evening?

I like to give out warm fuzzies. Much the same as most nights, absolutely nothing. I was dozing off. So I've put Heart 80's on to liven me up. What are you doing? Your nights are so much fun, I can't imagine how much fun your Christmas Eves must be."

Jim, I feel like we are letting you down somewhat this evening. We are having to be quiet on account of the crotch goblins sleeping lightly. We had to settle for a round of indoor crazy golf before bedtime and have settled down with a babycham and an episode or two of due south.

Have you ever played indoor crazy golf Jim?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone "

Good evening Sophie....merry Christmas to you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band.

Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury?

Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500? "

Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all "

Good evening posh....are you all ready for tomorrow?....

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"What's a rhino'd floor? So many questions tonight.

Search engine Rhino floor, Jim. All will be revealed "

Mahoosive fans of parquet rhino after researching it this week

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Good evening everyone

Good evening Sophie....merry Christmas to you.... "

Merry Christmas Ash, I hope you're both having a lovely evening ready for tomorrow

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening all

Evening Sis x

Evening Sis xx

How’s Christmas Eve in casa Posh? X"

Remember the wrapping I have been meaning to do for about a month?

I'm swearing at it now.

How's the old XE going in the house of Kittens? All clients put down? (To sleep, non permanently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim

Happy Christmas eve Hope x

Are you all prepped for tomorrow Ash and Lorna?

We cannot decide between the turkey or the sirloin of beef in the fridge for lunch tomorrow.

All I really fancy is a bowl of noodles.

We sure are thank you....I'm only going to have 3 breakfasts tomorrow morning to leave room for lunch "

Sounds like a plan Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening my nocturnal lovelies!

‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Kitty was frisky with no mice to chase

How’re you lot this lovely evening? X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. Chase me, chase me.

I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuu? x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash an Jim, nice to be perving at home instead of on the night shift! "

Good evening smooth....enjoy your perving at home tonight.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very good evening to my very favourite man, And a very good evening to the other man that is definitely in my top 20. I will let you figure out who is which.

I didn't know that I'm your favourite man. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna.

Sorry, Ash. Still, top twenty.

Ill take that ..I could be in the top 10 this time next year.... "

It's good to have goals.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Happy Christmas Eve Jim & Ash..... Hello everyone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band.

Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury?

Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500?

Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you?"

It's meh. I made some stuffing and wrapped some pigs in blankets. Mr KC prepped some veg and he's taken charge of wrapping for the first time, so he's finishing that now. I'm sat on my own watching the 10 O'clock News...

Our living room looks very nice after the new floor went down and we decluttered but today we found a leak upstairs, so I'm mainly faffed off about more mending that's needed ASAP

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What's a rhino'd floor? So many questions tonight.

Search engine Rhino floor, Jim. All will be revealed

Mahoosive fans of parquet rhino after researching it this week "

You're very welcome, our saucy friends

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band.

Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury?

Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500?

Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you?"

Are you allowed to break wind in tier 500?....sorry I mean breath....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Christmas Eve Ash and Jim

Happy Christmas eve Hope x

Are you all prepped for tomorrow Ash and Lorna?

We cannot decide between the turkey or the sirloin of beef in the fridge for lunch tomorrow.

All I really fancy is a bowl of noodles.

We have been ready to go days.

I prepared the meat tomorrow and I will do veg back in a bit but other than that it's all good.

You could have Turkey and beef, it is Christmas after all. "

You prepared the meat tomorrow?! I know you're an organised woman, but that's incredible.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Happy Christmas Eve Jim & Ash..... Hello everyone "

Happy Christmas eve Lorraine! Ohhh....mistletoe....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band.

Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury?

Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500?

Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you?

Are you allowed to break wind in tier 500?....sorry I mean breath.... "

Breaking wind is strictly prohibited, unless you put an arse mask on. That's pretty similar to a chin-mask, but has wider elastic to stick to your legs through. Sizing similar to children's nappies

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over a year ago

Someone's Kiking me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Good evening lovies , I'm lurking listening to music after a few glasses of bubbly . I'm on tea now

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band.

Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury?

Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500?

Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you?

Are you allowed to break wind in tier 500?....sorry I mean breath....

Breaking wind is strictly prohibited, unless you put an arse mask on. That's pretty similar to a chin-mask, but has wider elastic to stick to your legs through. Sizing similar to children's nappies "

I better start looking for one of those masks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies

What are posh mince pies?

They are from M&S of course.

I need Meli to tell me about posh mince pies.

I reckon meli would say Booths or fortnam and masons. "

This is why I asked, I don't know Booths. I know Boots. I don't know Booths.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas "

Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies

What are posh mince pies?

They are from M&S of course.

I need Meli to tell me about posh mince pies.

I reckon meli would say Booths or fortnam and masons.

This is why I asked, I don't know Booths. I know Boots. I don't know Booths."

Booths is a posh supermarket in Cumbria and Lancashire. My Granny used to buy a few bits there, mainly so she'd have a Booths bag to use on the market, I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Ash and Jim xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm singing with Bonnie Tyler.

Good evening brother Jim!....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Or as I just called you on the WhatsApp, Phillip Schofield.

I must stop saying were going live!"

You can call me Sarah Greene if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas. "

Merry Christmas Ash, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has there ever been another woman by the name of Nigella that's sexy?

Has there been another woman by the name of Nigella? "

That's a question too.

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over a year ago


"Good evening jim and Ash, currently watching the matrix, wishing I had took the blue pills and now i would have a big erection "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. Your hat doesn't look like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sophie. Season's greetings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Evening Sis x

Evening Sis xx

How’s Christmas Eve in casa Posh? X

Remember the wrapping I have been meaning to do for about a month?

I'm swearing at it now.

How's the old XE going in the house of Kittens? All clients put down? (To sleep, non permanently)"

I knew I should have visited and helped you wrap! That’s one of my favourite things to do

They’re snoozing, so I’m hoping if they stay settled I can get myself a cat nap at some point! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas "

Yay!! You two enjoy!

My love to you both x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Merry Christmas! x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening lovies , I'm lurking listening to music after a few glasses of bubbly . I'm on tea now "

Evening Misadventure....what music have you been listening to?....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Good evening lovies , I'm lurking listening to music after a few glasses of bubbly . I'm on tea now

Evening Misadventure....what music have you been listening to?.... "

Old tunes , dance and trance

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Merry Christmas! x"

Hey handsome James. Merry Christmas to you too xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas Ash, how are you? "

Good thank you mate.. trying to help Lorna in the kitchen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a rhino'd floor? So many questions tonight.

Search engine Rhino floor, Jim. All will be revealed "

I'll have a look later. Intriguing stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash an Jim, nice to be perving at home instead of on the night shift! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smooth. Nice to perv at home. Which body lotion do you use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fleeting in and out as we are off to bed (in anticipation of the kids waking up at silly o clock).

Goodnight all and Merry Christmas xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas Ash, how are you?

Good thank you mate.. trying to help Lorna in the kitchen! "

What the hell's she doing *out* of the kitchen?! ... I'll see myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Yay!! You two enjoy!

My love to you both x"

Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas Jim, I always get a warm fuzzy feeling when I win at something. What are you up to this evening?

I like to give out warm fuzzies. Much the same as most nights, absolutely nothing. I was dozing off. So I've put Heart 80's on to liven me up. What are you doing? Your nights are so much fun, I can't imagine how much fun your Christmas Eves must be.

Jim, I feel like we are letting you down somewhat this evening. We are having to be quiet on account of the crotch goblins sleeping lightly. We had to settle for a round of indoor crazy golf before bedtime and have settled down with a babycham and an episode or two of due south.

Have you ever played indoor crazy golf Jim? "

You could never let me down.

Indoor crazy golf, that's crazy. I've played outdoor crazy golf in Bournemouth.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly "

Good evening Samiss and miss molly...happy Christmas eve to you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Christmas Eve Jim & Ash..... Hello everyone "

Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. x It's only flippin' Christmas Eve.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Yay!! You two enjoy!

My love to you both x

Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere )"

Sending Christmas emojis to the Von Matterhorn household

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just fleeting in and out as we are off to bed (in anticipation of the kids waking up at silly o clock).

Goodnight all and Merry Christmas xx"

Good evening Mrs Rosie....merry Christmas to you and hope you dont get up too early! x

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By *ugofirstMan
over a year ago

livingston

Good evening been sitting on Netflix in between dog walks

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly

Good evening Samiss and miss molly...happy Christmas eve to you x"

Thank you xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas Ash, how are you?

Good thank you mate.. trying to help Lorna in the kitchen!

What the hell's she doing *out* of the kitchen?! ... I'll see myself out "

I can feel some rolling eyes coming!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening been sitting on Netflix in between dog walks "

Good evening.....what have you been watching on Netflix?......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band.

Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury?

Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500?

Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you?

It's meh. I made some stuffing and wrapped some pigs in blankets. Mr KC prepped some veg and he's taken charge of wrapping for the first time, so he's finishing that now. I'm sat on my own watching the 10 O'clock News...

Our living room looks very nice after the new floor went down and we decluttered but today we found a leak upstairs, so I'm mainly faffed off about more mending that's needed ASAP "

Add the leak to the rest of the veg, problem solved.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly

Good evening Samiss and miss molly...happy Christmas eve to you x

Thank you xx "

I did have some mistletoe earlier but I've lost it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Yay!! You two enjoy!

My love to you both x

Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere )"

Something suitable?! Getting me frisky in work you bad man. Naughty list for you! X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band.

Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury?

Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500?

Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you?

It's meh. I made some stuffing and wrapped some pigs in blankets. Mr KC prepped some veg and he's taken charge of wrapping for the first time, so he's finishing that now. I'm sat on my own watching the 10 O'clock News...

Our living room looks very nice after the new floor went down and we decluttered but today we found a leak upstairs, so I'm mainly faffed off about more mending that's needed ASAP

Add the leak to the rest of the veg, problem solved."

Thanks, Jim. Can always rely on you to see the light in the dark. The pluses among the minuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly

Good evening Samiss and miss molly...happy Christmas eve to you x

Thank you xx

I did have some mistletoe earlier but I've lost it.... "

Oh no...have a piece of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening lovies , I'm lurking listening to music after a few glasses of bubbly . I'm on tea now "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mis. You lovely lurker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good evening lorenzo.....I wish you a merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas Ash, how are you?

Good thank you mate.. trying to help Lorna in the kitchen!

What the hell's she doing *out* of the kitchen?! ... I'll see myself out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Good evening curious couple and congrats on being tonights first poster!

Your prize is a box of posh mince pies

What are posh mince pies?

They are from M&S of course.

I need Meli to tell me about posh mince pies.

I reckon meli would say Booths or fortnam and masons.

This is why I asked, I don't know Booths. I know Boots. I don't know Booths.

Booths is a posh supermarket in Cumbria and Lancashire. My Granny used to buy a few bits there, mainly so she'd have a Booths bag to use on the market, I think "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Yay!! You two enjoy!

My love to you both x

Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere )

Sending Christmas emojis to the Von Matterhorn household

"

Thanks Mrs KC Ooooh shiny new emojis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you."

Slut Merry Christmas

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you.

Slut Merry Christmas "

Room for a moderately sized one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Merry Christmas!

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Ash and Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x"

Ahh thanks Jim. Love my emoji xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just fleeting in and out as we are off to bed (in anticipation of the kids waking up at silly o clock).

Goodnight all and Merry Christmas xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rosie. Sleep well. Have fun tomorrow. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Yay!! You two enjoy!

My love to you both x

Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere )"

I went to a lot of effort to get those Christmas emojis. The least you can do is use them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening been sitting on Netflix in between dog walks "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daddy. I've seen a reindeer that looks like a dog this evening. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening ash and Jim

Damn you, damn you all to hell!!

I'm heading to Wetherspoons for a double team instead

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Ash and one and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band.

Hello Jim, how's Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury?

Hello Ash, how's Christmas Eve in tier 500?

Christmas Eve in Shrewsbury is quiet and cold. How's Christmas Eve with you?

It's meh. I made some stuffing and wrapped some pigs in blankets. Mr KC prepped some veg and he's taken charge of wrapping for the first time, so he's finishing that now. I'm sat on my own watching the 10 O'clock News...

Our living room looks very nice after the new floor went down and we decluttered but today we found a leak upstairs, so I'm mainly faffed off about more mending that's needed ASAP

Add the leak to the rest of the veg, problem solved.

Thanks, Jim. Can always rely on you to see the light in the dark. The pluses among the minuses. "

It's just what I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, the only thing breeding this year has been emojiis!!

Evening Jim, Ash x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Yay!! You two enjoy!

My love to you both x

Thanks Kitty Merry Christmas (too lazy to search for Christmas emojis so I'll send something suitable elsewhere )

Sending Christmas emojis to the Von Matterhorn household

Thanks Mrs KC Ooooh shiny new emojis "

You're welcome. Feel free to use them.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Merry Christmas! "

Merry Christmas to you too Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you.

Slut Merry Christmas "

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Ash and Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x

Ahh thanks Jim. Love my emoji xx"

What are you doing for Christmas? x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The status I posted about this thread is generating some curious PMs

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over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you.

Slut Merry Christmas

Room for a moderately sized one? "

Don't see why not, may I suggest we move this away from my parents' house though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly, the only thing breeding this year has been emojiis!!

Evening Jim, Ash x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleighrider. Does your sleigh talk to you in a camp voice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Christmas eve ning, Ash and Jim and the lovely Lorna and a good evening from Miss Molly

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to you too Jim "

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you.

Slut Merry Christmas

Room for a moderately sized one?

Don't see why not, may I suggest we move this away from my parents' house though? "

Doesn't bother me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly, the only thing breeding this year has been emojiis!!

Evening Jim, Ash x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleighrider. Does your sleigh talk to you in a camp voice?"

like Kit?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you.

Slut Merry Christmas

Room for a moderately sized one?

Don't see why not, may I suggest we move this away from my parents' house though? "

I know a little place above a chain pub in the Sauciest place in the UK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The status I posted about this thread is generating some curious PMs "

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The status I posted about this thread is generating some curious PMs "

Tell more! X

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thought I might as well pop ma head in and wave furiously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly, the only thing breeding this year has been emojiis!!

Evening Jim, Ash x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleighrider. Does your sleigh talk to you in a camp voice?

like Kit?"

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought I might as well pop ma head in and wave furiously "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I always thought of you as being fast and furious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly, the only thing breeding this year has been emojiis!!

Evening Jim, Ash x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleighrider. Does your sleigh talk to you in a camp voice?

like Kit?

Yes!"

No, cos its been done already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling out in bed with K, down at the parent's now. Ready for Christmas

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorenzo. That sounds lovely. I wish I was in bed with you.

Slut Merry Christmas

Room for a moderately sized one?

Don't see why not, may I suggest we move this away from my parents' house though? "

I also volunteer for this party!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The status I posted about this thread is generating some curious PMs

Tell more! X"

The last word I read was "spitroasting"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly, the only thing breeding this year has been emojiis!!

Evening Jim, Ash x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleighrider. Does your sleigh talk to you in a camp voice?

like Kit?

Yes!

No, cos its been done already! "

Oh. Fair do's.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Thought I might as well pop ma head in and wave furiously

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I always thought of you as being fast and furious. "

I'm hardly a Vin Diesel lookalike ya know

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Thought I might as well pop ma head in and wave furiously

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I always thought of you as being fast and furious.

I'm hardly a Vin Diesel lookalike ya know "

...wait what, since when? I had you bet for the lead on Fast 10!

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over a year ago


"Thought I might as well pop ma head in and wave furiously

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I always thought of you as being fast and furious.

I'm hardly a Vin Diesel lookalike ya know "

It's what's inside you that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caffeine Dusk. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Signing off for the evening.

I hope you all sleep well and wake up to a bright tomorrow and the wonder of Santa's gifts under the tree xx

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caffeine Dusk. x"

Good eeeeeeeeeevening, TJ.

Normally I would never indulge in the lateness, for fear of my alarms which sound at the early hours...

But it is something of a special occasion and I can afford my first lie-in of the year.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Ash and Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x

Ahh thanks Jim. Love my emoji xx

What are you doing for Christmas? x"

Well I'm not working this year so get to spend it with my boys xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Signing off for the evening.

I hope you all sleep well and wake up to a bright tomorrow and the wonder of Santa's gifts under the tree xx"

Na night, sweet dreams. x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Thought I might as well pop ma head in and wave furiously

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I always thought of you as being fast and furious.

I'm hardly a Vin Diesel lookalike ya know

...wait what, since when? I had you bet for the lead on Fast 10! "

I'm uch better at being Clint actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caffeine Dusk. x

Good eeeeeeeeeevening, TJ.

Normally I would never indulge in the lateness, for fear of my alarms which sound at the early hours...

But it is something of a special occasion and I can afford my first lie-in of the year. "

You should use your time to research blowjob pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim...

Happy Xmas!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Ash and Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x

Ahh thanks Jim. Love my emoji xx

What are you doing for Christmas? x

Well I'm not working this year so get to spend it with my boys xx"

I was hoping you'd have some time off. x

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caffeine Dusk. x

Good eeeeeeeeeevening, TJ.

Normally I would never indulge in the lateness, for fear of my alarms which sound at the early hours...

But it is something of a special occasion and I can afford my first lie-in of the year.

You should use your time to research blowjob pics."

What's a blowjob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The status I posted about this thread is generating some curious PMs

Tell more! X

The last word I read was "spitroasting" "

Ohh! Fascinating

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Ash and Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening I got you an emoji for Christmas. You're welcome. x

Ahh thanks Jim. Love my emoji xx

What are you doing for Christmas? x

Well I'm not working this year so get to spend it with my boys xx

I was hoping you'd have some time off. x"

I'm not in until Monday. Yay lol. How are you spending tomorrow? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim...

Happy Xmas!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. You're looking very nice recently.

Merry Christmas. It's almost the midnight hour, it's almost the 25th.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caffeine Dusk. x

Good eeeeeeeeeevening, TJ.

Normally I would never indulge in the lateness, for fear of my alarms which sound at the early hours...

But it is something of a special occasion and I can afford my first lie-in of the year.

You should use your time to research blowjob pics.

What's a blowjob?"

I'll show you one day.

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