FabSwingers.com forum: Ho ho ho Hope's it's the Christmas Eve Secret Service

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What a year it has been for all of us,and with the extra announcements today I am sure many could do with a smile or two. So for the final time in 2020 I thought I would pop up a Secret Service.

Have you got something you are dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just want to pay someone a compliment, or share some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I will post it here.

I will not post any horrible messages, nor any for me. And if you ask me who said that you will get a "no idea"

As always your secrets are safe with me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a year it has been for all of us,and with the extra announcements today I am sure many could do with a smile or two. So for the final time in 2020 I thought I would pop up a Secret Service.

Have you got something you are dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just want to pay someone a compliment, or share some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I will post it here.

I will not post any horrible messages, nor any for me. And if you ask me who said that you will get a "no idea"

As always your secrets are safe with me

Great idea Hope, count me in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in. Good afternoon Hope and Merry Christmas.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

And why not, you never know if you might pull a cracker

Im in.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"And why not, you never know if you might pull a cracker

Im in."

Recognise you from somewhere....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"And why not, you never know if you might pull a cracker

Im in.

Recognise you from somewhere....

I wouldnt have a clue why...im a wallflower

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"And why not, you never know if you might pull a cracker

Im in.

Recognise you from somewhere....

I wouldnt have a clue why...im a wallflower

Ahh, but I'm very observant

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I missed the last one I'm in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I'd like a secret message or to pretty please.

Just off to make a cuppa then o may send a few myself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lornajo I have greatly enjoyed our many late night/early morning chats putting the world to rights while I've been busy at work doing nothing.

I think you are a little diamond

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lorraine999 I'd love to taste those voluptuous lips as we passionately kiss

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr Seductive

Thank you for brightening my day with your sexy self

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Half-life your profile pic makes me want to slide my hands into your shirt for a cuddle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely in!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lornajo I have greatly enjoyed our many late night/early morning chats putting the world to rights while I've been busy at work doing nothing.

I think you are a little diamond

Awww thanks. Xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not So Posh: definitely want to be in with you!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Curious1973. If I'm ever up you neck of the woods a social would be great and I'm sure you'd sound amazing. Happy Christmas.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Why the devil not xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

I'm in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

In again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PetiteWoman "she's feet petite and there's no finer girl I'd want to meet"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Lorraine999 I'd love to taste those voluptuous lips as we passionately kiss

I love kissing...reveal yourself.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m in. Just to see if I got any luck

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr mystique I've noticed you on the forum(would be hard not to tbh)and i must say without beating round the bush i want your fine meaty shlong wedged firmly in my tight pink ring hole,yours faithfully.......

Raymond xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll give it another go!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just want to say to everyone that says that they are in but doesn't get a message it is nothing personal.

Your crush/friends may not have noticed the post.

Sometimes people just might honestly miss you.

This one especially is on a day when every one is super busy with family and preparations for tree day tomorrow.

I thank you all for your participation and remember you are all the best x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I just want to say to everyone that says that they are in but doesn't get a message it is nothing personal.

Your crush/friends may not have noticed the post.

Sometimes people just might honestly miss you.

This one especially is on a day when every one is super busy with family and preparations for tree day tomorrow.

I thank you all for your participation and remember you are all the best x

And if you didn't get a message, grab the bull by the horns and send one! Xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh go on then, I am in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Ah cos it's Christmas!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I still have no idea who sent me one from yesterday's thread but at least I do know it wasn't my mum

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo Hope, what a lovely thing to do xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have been asked to mention to Ivy that I went there for dinner once and didn't see her on the menu at all. Very disappointing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Warrilad and Mr.seductive, I have been a good..ish... girl this year and sure would like to find you both under my tree tomorrow morning

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Warrilad

Phwooaaarrrrr. A fine figure of a man.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Vivacious Handful

You’re funny, quirky, clumsy and sexy. You have such a kind heart and deserve all the happiness that is coming your way. If i can do anything to add a little more pleasure to your life then you can guarantee I will be there for you.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done this before, It's Christmas, I'm in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Midnight fetish

You’re a gorgeous and lovely person, and I hope you have an amazing year next year, and find everything you’re looking for.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

"Warrilad and Mr.seductive, I have been a good..ish... girl this year and sure would like to find you both under my tree tomorrow morning

Wrap me up I'm on my way

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vivacious Handful

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I still have no idea who sent me one from yesterday's thread but at least I do know it wasn't my mum

I still don't know who wanted to lick me all over yesterday. Doubt it was my mum. She doesn't like me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

"Warrilad

Phwooaaarrrrr. A fine figure of a man."

Thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ivy you are sexy, cheeky and silly. Can't wait to get my paws on you! Though I think it will be me at your mercy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

halflife I'd love to see how far you can stretch me

and thanks for being a solid friend on here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm up for a little festive flirt

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hotwifecouple your pics are absolutely stunning, great legs, fantastic taste in lingerie and those lips of yours are amazing.

Whoever said this on last thread feel free to reveal yourself

And back in!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Lorraine999 I'd love to taste those voluptuous lips as we passionately kiss

I love kissing...reveal yourself.

No I shall never reveal myself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half-life your profile pic makes me want to slide my hands into your shirt for a cuddle"

Come and slide your hands right in, I've got cuddles galore to give

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

In. Merry Christmas

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"halflife I'd love to see how far you can stretch me

and thanks for being a solid friend on here

I think I have an idea who this racy little one is

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

_indergirl

Fancy a cheeky kiss under the mistletoe?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

In for a bit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To the stunning _luebellracer, petitewoman and yourfallenangel I wouldn't mind finding any of you tied up beneath my tree tomorrow morning.

Lots of hot ladies here today

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sophie: such a grounded and switched on person, always fun chatting and i never know where the conversation will take us next!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

NotSoPosh: oh you brighten my day with your presence on the forum . Always so happy and positive with your feel good vibes for all. Hope 2021 brings everything you desire.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm in..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"To the stunning _luebellracer, petitewoman and yourfallenangel I wouldn't mind finding any of you tied up beneath my tree tomorrow morning.

Lots of hot ladies here today"

I like being tied up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FallenAngel: you've dealt with so much this year, I stand in awe of how you stay so resillient and positive

I hope you find a sexy Daddy in your stocking !

Sending you love and joy xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spider-Woman if only you accepted direct messages I'd happily send a face pic. I suspect strong chemistry.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in but please don’t ask me for sex

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

NSP you have brought such joy to my otherwise miserable year. You never fail to make me smile. I'm sure there's some arms here that are waiting for you! I just have grabby hands

Thankyou for all your forum shenanigans

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To whoever stole my Christmas spirit, my mojo and my sex drive, enjoy and be careful with them. If you'd care to pop them back in my box at some point I'd be neat grateful.

To everyone else, have a Fabulous Christmas and the Happiest of New Year celebrations that you can, and if that involves spending the time perving, all the better!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Midnight Fetish

A star, a beautiful friend and a pervy goddess.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I’m in but please don’t ask me for sex

I don't need to.

Love,

Anon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Snap!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Sophie: such a grounded and switched on person, always fun chatting and i never know where the conversation will take us next!"

This one has me puzzled...please reveal yourself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr Mystique...FaF?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Christmas all....I'm in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sophie: such a grounded and switched on person, always fun chatting and i never know where the conversation will take us next!

This one has me puzzled...please reveal yourself

It was your mum

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Sophie: such a grounded and switched on person, always fun chatting and i never know where the conversation will take us next!

This one has me puzzled...please reveal yourself

It was your mum

Hahhahaaaa she would never call me grounded so its not my mum

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NSP you have brought such joy to my otherwise miserable year. You never fail to make me smile. I'm sure there's some arms here that are waiting for you! I just have grabby hands

Thankyou for all your forum shenanigans

Thank you..... who are you?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sophie: such a grounded and switched on person, always fun chatting and i never know where the conversation will take us next!

This one has me puzzled...please reveal yourself

It was your mum

Hahhahaaaa she would never call me grounded so its not my mum

Oh darn it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PhoenixRising you make me smile, laugh and have the raging horn

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FallenAngel: you've dealt with so much this year, I stand in awe of how you stay so resillient and positive

I hope you find a sexy Daddy in your stocking !

Sending you love and joy xx"

Thank you my beautiful friend

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FallenAngel ..let my strong hands roam over your beautiful body ....where my hands go my lips will quickly follow....touching...teasing..arousing...your body .....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FallenAngel ..let my strong hands roam over your beautiful body ....where my hands go my lips will quickly follow....touching...teasing..arousing...your body ....."

Reveal yourself please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FallenAngel ..let my strong hands roam over your beautiful body ....where my hands go my lips will quickly follow....touching...teasing..arousing...your body .....

Reveal yourself please

It was little old me ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FallenAngel ..let my strong hands roam over your beautiful body ....where my hands go my lips will quickly follow....touching...teasing..arousing...your body .....

Reveal yourself please

It was little old me ...

Oh hello

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NotSoPosh: oh you brighten my day with your presence on the forum . Always so happy and positive with your feel good vibes for all. Hope 2021 brings everything you desire."

I think I know this one. If I'm right she's looking for boobs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/12/20 19:13:38]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FallenAngel ..let my strong hands roam over your beautiful body ....where my hands go my lips will quickly follow....touching...teasing..arousing...your body .....

Reveal yourself please

It was little old me ...

Oh hello

Hello ..back..beautiful pictures...beautiful body....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Snap!!"

Jo.Xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr Mystique can I have sex please?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in but please don’t ask me for sex

I don't need to.

Love,

Anon"

Tell your anonymous friend it’s a yes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Mystique...FaF?!"

Flipping well right I FAF

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Mystique can I have sex please?"

Please make yourself known

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"_indergirl

Fancy a cheeky kiss under the mistletoe?

Pucker up and reveal yourself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

I’m in tonight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

"_indergirl

Fancy a cheeky kiss under the mistletoe?

Pucker up and reveal yourself

Guilty

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PhoenixRising you make me smile, laugh and have the raging horn"

Awww...thank you... let me know how I can soothe your horn

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"_indergirl

Fancy a cheeky kiss under the mistletoe?

Pucker up and reveal yourself

Guilty

Get over here you then!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt."

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

I fricking knew it was you.

I'd be buzzing if I found you in my stocking.

*Video/pictures or it didn't happen.

Jo.Xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

I fricking knew it was you.

I'd be buzzing if I found you in my stocking.

*Video/pictures or it didn't happen.

Jo.Xx "

I've got a Christmas gift from mother nature so it'll be on a towel in a darkened room

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

I fricking knew it was you.

I'd be buzzing if I found you in my stocking.

*Video/pictures or it didn't happen.

Jo.Xx

I've got a Christmas gift from mother nature so it'll be on a towel in a darkened room

Yeah.. No..I'm good actually. You crack on. My tiny brain is tortured!

Jo.Xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

I fricking knew it was you.

I'd be buzzing if I found you in my stocking.

*Video/pictures or it didn't happen.

Jo.Xx

I've got a Christmas gift from mother nature so it'll be on a towel in a darkened room

Yeah.. No..I'm good actually. You crack on. My tiny brain is tortured!

Jo.Xx

...fucking dead

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a year it has been for all of us,and with the extra announcements today I am sure many could do with a smile or two. So for the final time in 2020 I thought I would pop up a Secret Service.

Have you got something you are dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just want to pay someone a compliment, or share some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I will post it here.

I will not post any horrible messages, nor any for me. And if you ask me who said that you will get a "no idea"

As always your secrets are safe with me

Brilliant gesture

Just a shame your not a miracle worker haha x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

I fricking knew it was you.

I'd be buzzing if I found you in my stocking.

*Video/pictures or it didn't happen.

Jo.Xx

I've got a Christmas gift from mother nature so it'll be on a towel in a darkened room

Yeah.. No..I'm good actually. You crack on. My tiny brain is tortured!

Jo.Xx

...fucking dead

I’ll watch the vid if you lot won’t

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

I fricking knew it was you.

I'd be buzzing if I found you in my stocking.

*Video/pictures or it didn't happen.

Jo.Xx

I've got a Christmas gift from mother nature so it'll be on a towel in a darkened room

Yeah.. No..I'm good actually. You crack on. My tiny brain is tortured!

Jo.Xx

...fucking dead

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

I fricking knew it was you.

I'd be buzzing if I found you in my stocking.

*Video/pictures or it didn't happen.

Jo.Xx

I've got a Christmas gift from mother nature so it'll be on a towel in a darkened room

Yeah.. No..I'm good actually. You crack on. My tiny brain is tortured!

Jo.Xx

...fucking dead

I’ll watch the vid if you lot won’t

It'll be on that website. Rotten.something

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

I fricking knew it was you.

I'd be buzzing if I found you in my stocking.

*Video/pictures or it didn't happen.

Jo.Xx

I've got a Christmas gift from mother nature so it'll be on a towel in a darkened room

Yeah.. No..I'm good actually. You crack on. My tiny brain is tortured!

Jo.Xx

...fucking dead

I’ll watch the vid if you lot won’t

It'll be on that website. Rotten.something

Rotten Hamster?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

I fricking knew it was you.

I'd be buzzing if I found you in my stocking.

*Video/pictures or it didn't happen.

Jo.Xx

I've got a Christmas gift from mother nature so it'll be on a towel in a darkened room

Yeah.. No..I'm good actually. You crack on. My tiny brain is tortured!

Jo.Xx

...fucking dead

I’ll watch the vid if you lot won’t

It'll be on that website. Rotten.something

Rotten Hamster?!

Rotten hamster in a darkened room never to see the light of day .org

It's a fucking charity keeping it safe from innocent eyes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

I fricking knew it was you.

I'd be buzzing if I found you in my stocking.

*Video/pictures or it didn't happen.

Jo.Xx

I've got a Christmas gift from mother nature so it'll be on a towel in a darkened room

Yeah.. No..I'm good actually. You crack on. My tiny brain is tortured!

Jo.Xx

...fucking dead

I’ll watch the vid if you lot won’t

It'll be on that website. Rotten.something

Rotten Hamster?!

Rotten hamster in a darkened room never to see the light of day .org

It's a fucking charity keeping it safe from innocent eyes "

A fucking charity? I'll donate a tenner to the poor, sex starved folks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm wrapping myself up for Christmas. Who wants me as a gift?

Just in case ya can't work out who wrote this..... I'm a cunt.

Seriously, nobody?

Fine, I'll get me wand out

I fricking knew it was you.

I'd be buzzing if I found you in my stocking.

*Video/pictures or it didn't happen.

Jo.Xx

I've got a Christmas gift from mother nature so it'll be on a towel in a darkened room

Yeah.. No..I'm good actually. You crack on. My tiny brain is tortured!

Jo.Xx

...fucking dead

I’ll watch the vid if you lot won’t

It'll be on that website. Rotten.something

Rotten Hamster?!

Rotten hamster in a darkened room never to see the light of day .org

It's a fucking charity keeping it safe from innocent eyes

A fucking charity? I'll donate a tenner to the poor, sex starved folks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread