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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sooo bit of secret, but I love a funny dick pic! I mean the kind where the guy has put a little hat on it, or stuck eyeballs above it so it looks like a long nose, or the guy who once put it in a hot dog bun and covered it in ketchup

Who has any creative and fun dick pics on their profile? Would love a peek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh come on boys... Someone must have one? I get sent enough regular dick pics, you just have to put a little elf hat on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine looks funny without any hats or attachments

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west


"Oh come on boys... Someone must have one? I get sent enough regular dick pics, you just have to put a little elf hat on him "

I did on my old phone lol.. might do one for you since its xmas haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can see all mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh come on boys... Someone must have one? I get sent enough regular dick pics, you just have to put a little elf hat on him

I did on my old phone lol.. might do one for you since its xmas haha"

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can see all mine"

Yours are just regular dick pics. Well done for making me look though, nicely played lol

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west


"Oh come on boys... Someone must have one? I get sent enough regular dick pics, you just have to put a little elf hat on him

I did on my old phone lol.. might do one for you since its xmas haha

Yes please!"

Soon as poss ill send it over

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I wouldn’t lower myself to do such a thing

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You may like the ones at the top of our gallery, like the photo of me holding my knob. If you do let me know and I'll pm you one I wasn't allowed to display there. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone in here had a darth vader hat and cape on theirs. Can't remember who though. I could PM you about something else you might appreciate though if you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t lower myself to do such a thing "

The one in your friend only pics makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know someone in here had a darth vader hat and cape on theirs. Can't remember who though. I could PM you about something else you might appreciate though if you like? "

That sounds brilliant, wish I could have seen that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know someone in here had a darth vader hat and cape on theirs. Can't remember who though. I could PM you about something else you might appreciate though if you like?

That sounds brilliant, wish I could have seen that one! "

It was good. I can't pm you about the others though.

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Look at mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know someone in here had a darth vader hat and cape on theirs. Can't remember who though. I could PM you about something else you might appreciate though if you like?

That sounds brilliant, wish I could have seen that one!

It was good. I can't pm you about the others though. "

I can't pm you either as I'm outside your age range destined not to be I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know someone in here had a darth vader hat and cape on theirs. Can't remember who though. I could PM you about something else you might appreciate though if you like?

That sounds brilliant, wish I could have seen that one!

It was good. I can't pm you about the others though. I can't pm you either as I'm outside your age range destined not to be I guess!"

I shall lower it just for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the best I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can see all mine

Yours are just regular dick pics. Well done for making me look though, nicely played lol"

Will have to create one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about this?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I wouldn’t lower myself to do such a thing

The one in your friend only pics makes me smile "

That one only comes out on special occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have serious dick .. sorry kitty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about this?"

Omg I bloody love it!! Yes

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I have some.... More on profile

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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It's not quite a dick pic but Estragon has a brilliant video that you'd probably enjoy.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Oh come on boys... Someone must have one? I get sent enough regular dick pics, you just have to put a little elf hat on him

Okay, I have one amongst my pics, I'll polish it up and release it into the wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never thought of my dick being funny before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s get the thinking cock on lol

Pictures on request only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooo bit of secret, but I love a funny dick pic! I mean the kind where the guy has put a little hat on it, or stuck eyeballs above it so it looks like a long nose, or the guy who once put it in a hot dog bun and covered it in ketchup

Who has any creative and fun dick pics on their profile? Would love a peek "

Hey sexy

How about mine hehe?

X x

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By *heHungStudentMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Damm i use to have a great one of an elephant and his trunk, ill have to try and recreate it

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By *heHungStudentMan
over a year ago

Kettering

The elephant has been reborn lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooo bit of secret, but I love a funny dick pic! I mean the kind where the guy has put a little hat on it, or stuck eyeballs above it so it looks like a long nose, or the guy who once put it in a hot dog bun and covered it in ketchup

Who has any creative and fun dick pics on their profile? Would love a peek "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about this?"

Brilliant. Love it

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Its the best I got "

That's a Fab cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooo bit of secret, but I love a funny dick pic! I mean the kind where the guy has put a little hat on it, or stuck eyeballs above it so it looks like a long nose, or the guy who once put it in a hot dog bun and covered it in ketchup

Who has any creative and fun dick pics on their profile? Would love a peek "

I’d send you mine, but your filter won’t allow it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you all so much, there have been some amazing pics shared!! Plus a few sent privately by those too shy to post publicly. Definitely making me smile this Christmas

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

Done mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Done mine "

And it's amazing!

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west


"Done mine

And it's amazing! "

Aw thanks, could of been better tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done mine

And it's amazing!

Aw thanks, could of been better tbh"

That’s so good

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west


"Done mine

And it's amazing!

Aw thanks, could of been better tbh

That’s so good "

Thanks

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

A couple of mine might make you smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not quite a dick pic but Estragon has a brilliant video that you'd probably enjoy. "

He has indeed lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Only for the thread ..for an hour or so

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

We have a few lighthearted ones from photo challenges

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have a few lighthearted ones from photo challenges "

You have great photos all round, as someone who takes a lot of photos I can spot the ones where effort and consideration have gone in. Impressive x

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"We have a few lighthearted ones from photo challenges

You have great photos all round, as someone who takes a lot of photos I can spot the ones where effort and consideration have gone in. Impressive x"

Aww thankyou! Same to you, always stunning

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Long nose you say OP?

Like this?

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Long nose you say OP?

Like this?

D."

Exactly like that, thank you! Love it

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Mine make me laugh a little

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Long nose you say OP?

Like this?

D.

Exactly like that, thank you! Love it "

no worries

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine make me laugh a little "

Well I can see a whole bunch of sexy photos but absolutely none of your dick wearing a cute little top hat and tails... Please sort this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for you kitty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeking for artsy (no) pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I impersonated the toy inside a kinder surprise one night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On another site years ago I used to send out a picture of a rooster titled cockpic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bringing this back, anyone got any good ones? There have been some amazing dicks in this thread so far!

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Might have to get some ideas haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooo bit of secret, but I love a funny dick pic! I mean the kind where the guy has put a little hat on it, or stuck eyeballs above it so it looks like a long nose, or the guy who once put it in a hot dog bun and covered it in ketchup

Who has any creative and fun dick pics on their profile? Would love a peek "

You love my hotdog!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sooo bit of secret, but I love a funny dick pic! I mean the kind where the guy has put a little hat on it, or stuck eyeballs above it so it looks like a long nose, or the guy who once put it in a hot dog bun and covered it in ketchup

Who has any creative and fun dick pics on their profile? Would love a peek

You love my hotdog!"

I do! It always makes me smile

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Sooo bit of secret, but I love a funny dick pic! I mean the kind where the guy has put a little hat on it, or stuck eyeballs above it so it looks like a long nose, or the guy who once put it in a hot dog bun and covered it in ketchup

Who has any creative and fun dick pics on their profile? Would love a peek

You love my hotdog!"

Did the ketchup and mustard not sting?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick's funny looking, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dick's funny looking, does that count? "

None of your pics are funny, just sexy

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By *reyyaMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

You need to change your filters then more may reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last one on my public pics is Carlos Cojones, my Mexican little friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to change your filters then more may reply. "

Everyone can reply in a forum thread, I'm not asking for lots of personal messages thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The last one on my public pics is Carlos Cojones, my Mexican little friend."

Love it! Thank you xxx

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By *axedwardsMan
over a year ago

romford

Look at my most recent ones not sure if that counts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at my most recent ones not sure if that counts "

Those are just regular dick pics. No they don't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go

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By *axedwardsMan
over a year ago

romford

Profile hadn’t updated try now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Profile hadn’t updated try now "

Not quite what I was going for, but thanks anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last one on my public pics is Carlos Cojones, my Mexican little friend.

Love it! Thank you xxx"

Thanks for the Fab, it’s an oldie but some of the best ones are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The last one on my public pics is Carlos Cojones, my Mexican little friend.

Love it! Thank you xxx

Thanks for the Fab, it’s an oldie but some of the best ones are "

It's great. I honestly love pics like that, it's so fun when we can mock ourselves and just be playful!

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"The last one on my public pics is Carlos Cojones, my Mexican little friend.

Love it! Thank you xxx

Thanks for the Fab, it’s an oldie but some of the best ones are

It's great. I honestly love pics like that, it's so fun when we can mock ourselves and just be playful!"

There are some on my profile.. Kitty

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By *heHungStudentMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Suprised this is still going

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suprised this is still going"

Just waiting for your elephant to lift his trunk I guess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know if he’s commented but supersonic Sam’s is the funniest one I’ve seen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t know if he’s commented but supersonic Sam’s is the funniest one I’ve seen "

Ooooo thanks I'll take a look!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t know if he’s commented but supersonic Sam’s is the funniest one I’ve seen

Ooooo thanks I'll take a look!"

Oh yes, he did comment and it's a great pic! Best hot dog ever lol

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Don’t know if he’s commented but supersonic Sam’s is the funniest one I’ve seen "

As in ? No wait I don’t want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t know if he’s commented but supersonic Sam’s is the funniest one I’ve seen "

Glad you enjoyed it, think its in my public folder for your perusal and humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve a slightly Christmassy one but should probably take it down soon...

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By *oftandgentleMan
over a year ago

South London

I've just sent you one.


"Sooo bit of secret, but I love a funny dick pic! I mean the kind where the guy has put a little hat on it, or stuck eyeballs above it so it looks like a long nose, or the guy who once put it in a hot dog bun and covered it in ketchup

Who has any creative and fun dick pics on their profile? Would love a peek "

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Take a look. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last one on my public pics is Carlos Cojones, my Mexican little friend.

Love it! Thank you xxx

Thanks for the Fab, it’s an oldie but some of the best ones are

It's great. I honestly love pics like that, it's so fun when we can mock ourselves and just be playful!"

It’s a pity videos weren’t around as it was a challenge to balance it all on it to get the picture, As soon as I’d taken the pic my cock twitched and fired Carlos’s eyes, moustache and sombrero across the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just changed my profile pic to a funny one.

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By *heHungStudentMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"Suprised this is still going

Just waiting for your elephant to lift his trunk I guess?"

Just needs a reason to life up and blow i think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any more? City Jeans mentioned a dick dressed up in a sombrero and cape... If you have anything like this I'd love to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my profile pic count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine must be funny just as it is, every time I get undressed in front of a woman she laughs her head off

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I feel a disturbance...in my pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine must be funny just as it is, every time I get undressed in front of a woman she laughs her head off "

I can imagine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does my profile pic count "

Your profile pic terrifies me. But then I hate snakes!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

What about donuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about donuts "

Nom nom nom

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I do have a particularly funny one but I'm not sure Fab will let me upload it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do have a particularly funny one but I'm not sure Fab will let me upload it!"

Only one way to find out

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Rejected

It was quite heavily edited, to be fair.

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