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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

when your cutting the wrapping paper with scissors and the scissors start to glide, oh man what a rush, why does it never last though ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t.

I only use tin foil.

It’s really futuristic and looks ace under the tree when the lights sparkle off it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t.

I only use tin foil.

It’s really futuristic and looks ace under the tree when the lights sparkle off it."

Looks like presents on a space ship.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My wrapping paper has a faint grid on the back of it so you can cut in straight lines mind blown!!!

#wrappingrevolution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t.

I only use tin foil.

It’s really futuristic and looks ace under the tree when the lights sparkle off it.

Looks like presents on a space ship. "

I’ve just got snakes on a plane in my head now.

Strange place, my mind.

I wonder if Samuel L Jackson sacked his agent after that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wrapping paper has a faint grid on the back of it so you can cut in straight lines mind blown!!!

#wrappingrevolution "

Please tell me you’ve felt the glide, where you just hold the scissors open and it flows through ?!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"when your cutting the wrapping paper with scissors and the scissors start to glide, oh man what a rush, why does it never last though ?!"

Wrapping paper?, I use gift bags and just tape it shut.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Or your heart stops because you think you’re cutting through the duvet cover #notabletowraponwoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t.

I only use tin foil.

It’s really futuristic and looks ace under the tree when the lights sparkle off it.

Looks like presents on a space ship.

I’ve just got snakes on a plane in my head now.

Strange place, my mind.

I wonder if Samuel L Jackson sacked his agent after that one."

Maybe the title confused him, he might have thought it was a metaphor for something deeper.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not wrapping this year, putting in reusable bags.

Being more environmentaly friendly.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

It's a rare joy. It makes me tingle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not wrapping this year, putting in reusable bags.

Being more environmentaly friendly. "

I’m not wrapping anything, I just like the buzz of the scissor glide thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a rare joy. It makes me tingle "

Finally, someone knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curl some ribbon with the scissors too! It's a high like no other

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Not wrapping this year, putting in reusable bags.

Being more environmentaly friendly.

I’m not wrapping anything, I just like the buzz of the scissor glide thing."

Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a kink.... pure and simple

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Not wrapping this year, putting in reusable bags.

Being more environmentaly friendly.

I’m not wrapping anything, I just like the buzz of the scissor glide thing."

Such laziness

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Curl some ribbon with the scissors too! It's a high like no other "

Oh I’m addicted to curling ribbon! That last stroke is unbelievable.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Not wrapping this year, putting in reusable bags.

Being more environmentaly friendly. "

Same here and a lot quicker to do

OP I do know what you mean, if I don’t get that I know I’m not going to like wrapping paper, but just hate it when it all of a sudden stops and you get a tiny tear

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Curl some ribbon with the scissors too! It's a high like no other "

Oh yeah baby!... let me hear that glide

I think it's just that joy when something does something the way you intend it. The joy of perfection.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Not wrapping this year, putting in reusable bags.

Being more environmentaly friendly.

I’m not wrapping anything, I just like the buzz of the scissor glide thing."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bhuybasi and BBracer get it . When you get that perfect twirl after some rubbish scrapey, straightened attempts . I'm chasing that high the whole rest of the year !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when your cutting the wrapping paper with scissors and the scissors start to glide, oh man what a rush, why does it never last though ?!"

It is why you cannot buy cheap paper as the thrill comes to an abrupt end a quarter of the way down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when your cutting the wrapping paper with scissors and the scissors start to glide, oh man what a rush, why does it never last though ?!

It is why you cannot buy cheap paper as the thrill comes to an abrupt end a quarter of the way down.

"

M&S all the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not wrapping this year, putting in reusable bags.

Being more environmentaly friendly.

I’m not wrapping anything, I just like the buzz of the scissor glide thing.

Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a kink.... pure and simple"

I’m so pleased, I’ve finally found a kink

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"when your cutting the wrapping paper with scissors and the scissors start to glide, oh man what a rush, why does it never last though ?!

It is why you cannot buy cheap paper as the thrill comes to an abrupt end a quarter of the way down.

M&S all the way."

This is not just wrapping paper ... this is M & S wrapping paper ...

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The glide is great until it gets near the end and it bunches up and you end up tearing a raggedy end!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Always reminds me when I used to glide the scissors when I used to cut the baize when I worked in a pool table factory. It's a great feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always reminds me when I used to glide the scissors when I used to cut the baize when I worked in a pool table factory. It's a great feeling."

I love the crunch noise of proper fabric scissors cutting through material

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"My wrapping paper has a faint grid on the back of it so you can cut in straight lines mind blown!!!

#wrappingrevolution

Please tell me you’ve felt the glide, where you just hold the scissors open and it flows through ?!"

Always snags and rips half way across though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The glide is great until it gets near the end and it bunches up and you end up tearing a raggedy end!"

But for that fleeting moment it takes you to another place.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"when your cutting the wrapping paper with scissors and the scissors start to glide, oh man what a rush, why does it never last though ?!"

I hate that..so fustrating.

Even if you have those hand squares on the back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curl some ribbon with the scissors too! It's a high like no other "

I made the kids watch me while I curled ribbons, expecting a round of applause...I got nothing. Sad times

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I enjoy it immensely.

Unlucky for everyone the only gift anyone is getting this year is me still roaming the earth.

By roaming, I'm alive like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I enjoy it immensely.

Unlucky for everyone the only gift anyone is getting this year is me still roaming the earth.

By roaming, I'm alive like."

Some gifts are priceless

We appreciate your roaming here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gift bags sealed with duct tape. Nobody not getting through that battlepackaging

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Bhuybasi and BBracer get it . When you get that perfect twirl after some rubbish scrapey, straightened attempts . I'm chasing that high the whole rest of the year !"

Me too Lana. I love it, the feel and the results. I’ve got a particular pair of scissors I use for this task.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It's certainly a pleasure but as others have pointed out one liable to be ruined by the snag and crease...or worse still it snagging and having to actually "cut" the last few inches and ending up with that cut look rather than a clean one.

Definitely up there with popping bubble wrap and flicking through freshly opened post-it notes whilst inhaling through your nose though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's certainly a pleasure but as others have pointed out one liable to be ruined by the snag and crease...or worse still it snagging and having to actually "cut" the last few inches and ending up with that cut look rather than a clean one.

Definitely up there with popping bubble wrap and flicking through freshly opened post-it notes whilst inhaling through your nose though "

Ooh bubble popping now you are talking GM

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