FabSwingers.com forum: Describe sex with a condom on..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like stroking a cat with a glove on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like wearing a mask while speaking to someone, oh wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like getting in the bath with your socks on x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Like climbing into a slippery mummy style sleeping bag with a full body cast on

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Safe!

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By *ransistersTV/TS
over a year ago

Dover

Like chewing a toffee with the wrapper still on.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Indistinguishable from sex without. Just fucking use them, people.

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By *ickstartmyheart103Man
over a year ago

near the east coast

Eating a boiled sweet with the wrapper on.

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's the manner in which humans experience and express their sexuality. People engage in a variety of sexual acts- from activities done alone to acts with another person or persons- in varying patterns of frequency, for a wide variety of reasons.

I think that's a pretty good description. Not sure why I had to put the condom on though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indistinguishable from sex without. Just fucking use them, people. "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like drinking a good pint through a straw. It’s still mostly the same but a little more of a restricted experience

Have to play safe anyway so it’s a moot point unless in a committed exclusive relationship

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Me and the ex-wife used to call condoms Wellies, as in Going for a paddle in the sea with your wellies on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody said anything about whether it was sex with your committed partner or sex with a stranger. My there are some judgey people on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t remember when I last wore one. Bit of a dampener when you have to stop to put it on. But hey ho safety first n all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indistinguishable from sex without. Just fucking use them, people. "

Gotta disagree... yes safe sex is really important but even with the best quality condoms there is a difference in sensation.

Also sex without a condom isnt the evil.. most people have been in committed relationship at somestage

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

On the flip side.... describe sex without a condom = STDs!! (At the very least)

It’s a no brainier really

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

If the chemistry is there then it doesn’t matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody said anything about whether it was sex with your committed partner or sex with a stranger. My there are some judgey people on here

Welcome to the Forum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This was supposed to be a fun post and I was hoping for witty responses that were better than my stroking a cat analogy.

Yes we should all practice safe sex, not catch std's but I think most of us have had sex without one at some stage. I didn't get kids in my long term relationships using a condom.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Awful but safe.

Nasty but necessary.

A pain but required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Friday feeling when you work weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was supposed to be a fun post and I was hoping for witty responses that were better than my stroking a cat analogy.

Yes we should all practice safe sex, not catch std's but I think most of us have had sex without one at some stage. I didn't get kids in my long term relationships using a condom.

I tried to make mine fun but looks like someone just focused in on the second sentence of mine (I don’t mean you by the way

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And I only put the second sentence in in case anyone would judge me and have the wrong impression that I don’t play safe.

Ironically anyway I got judged for apparently judging people for not using them

Can’t win.

And yea, i could see you were trying to make it a fun post but seems some people weren’t happy to keep it that way ... shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was supposed to be a fun post and I was hoping for witty responses that were better than my stroking a cat analogy.

Yes we should all practice safe sex, not catch std's but I think most of us have had sex without one at some stage. I didn't get kids in my long term relationships using a condom.

Fun while it lasted lol

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By *attM73Man
over a year ago

Oldham

Like Fab a waste of time and effort sometime!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not picking on anyone in particular at all.

Just thought I'd clarify my aim for any who missed it.

I'm not great at wording things at times.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Like having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun while it lasted lol

No thats sex without the condom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fun while it lasted lol

No thats sex without the condom"

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

It’s like having the most fabulous thing in the world but you just can’t quite seem to grasp it...the ultimate mind fuck that your there but it not quite carling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be absolutely honest, I know the Fab police will be knocking on the door shortly to take me away for not lying!, I wore one for the first time in over thirty years for my one and only play meet approximately 15 months ago and I didn't notice any difference, it felt just as sensual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not picking on anyone in particular at all.

Just thought I'd clarify my aim for any who missed it.

I'm not great at wording things at times. "

Oh I know. Don’t worry I didn’t feel it aimed at me from what you said. Someone else just took a swipe at me for trying to actually write something humorous mixed with serious lol

You came across perfectly well, as hard as that can be and pity it for rail roaded

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Safe and no mess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like stroking a cat with a glove on?

like swimming with a swimming cap on?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Every so slightly clinical, less mess but a need to get rid of it soonish is also a little clinical.

I usually wash my dick straight after too, but that might just be me.

Only use them with play partners though so I think the packet in the drawer is date stamped before WW2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex with a condom on is ok, it's the stoping and putting it on is the issue even if it's part of play.

But takes away a huge percentage of Stu's and unplanned babies so why noy, plus tbf I last longer too and if there is anal play then no need to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the past Hubby has always joked about the irony of trying to get a condom on (he is girth) being the biggest boner killer ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like stroking a cat with a glove on?

Cat - pussy

Glove - condom

So you were right all along or was this the joke

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Like eating your dinner with a sock on your tounge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex with a condom on is ok, it's the stoping and putting it on is the issue even if it's part of play.

But takes away a huge percentage of Stu's and unplanned babies so why noy, plus tbf I last longer too and if there is anal play then no need to stop

This comment has made me howl. If only I could exain why.

Thank you you win laugh of the day!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like taking a bath with your socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't feel the same but its cleaner for the Mrs rather than squelshing at work the next day.

Like taking a bath with your socks on

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By *ransistersTV/TS
over a year ago

Dover

As usual most miss the point of the thread and start preaching, lighten up and stop judging others for ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex with a condom on is ok, it's the stoping and putting it on is the issue even if it's part of play.

But takes away a huge percentage of Stu's and unplanned babies so why noy, plus tbf I last longer too and if there is anal play then no need to stop

This comment has made me howl. If only I could exain why.

Thank you you win laugh of the day!!!!!"

Gosh I didn't spell check

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