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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you need to take a good long at yourself.

That’s all

Love and Peace

............ I think

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Parsnips are the Devil’s toe nails

and won’t be anywhere near my diner plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mashed with carrots and copious amounts of butter thank you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"you need to take a good long at yourself."

We do...in the mirror every day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Parsnips are the Devil’s toe nails

and won’t be anywhere near my diner plate

Is the exact words as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a vegetables person so I definitely will not be lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mashed with carrots and copious amounts of butter thank you"

You Sir need to take a good long look at yourself

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Why would I want parsnips whenni not even having Turkey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

This explains an awful lot you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19p a bag in Tesco today

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"you need to take a good long at yourself.

That’s all

Love and Peace

............ I think

You literally drink gravy out of a pint glass, I'm not taking dinner advice from you, you madhead

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

This explains an awful lot you know

*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would I want parsnips whenni not even having Turkey."

Steak puddings again?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Why would I want parsnips whenni not even having Turkey.

Steak puddings again?

Lamb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"19p a bag in Tesco today"

You know why they’re so cheap don’t you? Cause they’re disgusting

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"you need to take a good long at yourself.

That’s all

Love and Peace

............ I think

The worst is when they are hiding in the potatoes and you take a bite...shudder

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

Me too

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

This explains an awful lot you know

*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*

I have sprouts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you need to take a good long at yourself.

That’s all

Love and Peace

............ I think

You literally drink gravy out of a pint glass, I'm not taking dinner advice from you, you madhead

Us northern lads love gravvvvvy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you need to take a good long at yourself.

That’s all

Love and Peace

............ I think

You literally drink gravy out of a pint glass, I'm not taking dinner advice from you, you madhead

Us northern lads love gravvvvvy

Parsnips can go fuck themselves!!!!

A mug of gravy? With a spoonful of mint sauce? Phwoooooar!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

This explains an awful lot you know

*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*

You’ve not put one up yer bum have ya?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

This explains an awful lot you know

*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*

I have sprouts

We’ve heard

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I love all vegetables.

Except parsnips, they can go fuck themselves.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Parsnips and sprouts.......mmmmm yes please

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

This explains an awful lot you know

*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*

You’ve not put one up yer bum have ya?

You'll soon know when you lift your head and .....

"Surprise surprise, the unexpected veg hits you between the eyes"

I been practising ping pong fanny balls...... with arse parsnips

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"you need to take a good long at yourself.

That’s all

Love and Peace

............ I think

I wont just be having them on Christmas day but having them on any day I cook a big roast dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mashed with carrots and copious amounts of butter thank you"

....and white pepper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

This explains an awful lot you know

*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*

You’ve not put one up yer bum have ya?

You'll soon know when you lift your head and .....

"Surprise surprise, the unexpected veg hits you between the eyes"

I been practising ping pong fanny balls...... with arse parsnips "

You don’t shoot them out sharp end first do you?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

This explains an awful lot you know

*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*

You’ve not put one up yer bum have ya?

You'll soon know when you lift your head and .....

"Surprise surprise, the unexpected veg hits you between the eyes"

I been practising ping pong fanny balls...... with arse parsnips "

I'd pay good money to see that, as long as I didn't have to eat them!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

This explains an awful lot you know

*dances round a bag of fresh ones giving zero fucks*

You’ve not put one up yer bum have ya?

You'll soon know when you lift your head and .....

"Surprise surprise, the unexpected veg hits you between the eyes"

I been practising ping pong fanny balls...... with arse parsnips

You don’t shoot them out sharp end first do you?

Sphincter sharpened to an arrow head .....

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I looooooove parsnips.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aunt Bessies honey roast....yes please

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Personally it’s the tortured twisted mind of the person who first put a sprout in their mouth that is beyond my comprehension.

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By *aveF123Man
over a year ago

basildon

Glazed in honey, awesome

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Personally it’s the tortured twisted mind of the person who first put a sprout in their mouth that is beyond my comprehension."

Love them too

I’m twisted. I know

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally it’s the tortured twisted mind of the person who first put a sprout in their mouth that is beyond my comprehension.

Love them too

I’m twisted. I know

V x

You can start to go off people you know

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Parsnips any day, you can keep your smelly green balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my parsnips clutched too hand all excited to gobble them up

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Mashed with carrots and copious amounts of butter thank you"

So good

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Roast parnsips and potatoes, sprouts with bacon, carrots, broccoli, pigs in blankets, turkey, stuffing, cranberry and bread sauce, all drowning in gravy! Job's a goodun'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree OP parsnips are filth

They can stay away from my plate - more room for sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst is when they are hiding in the potatoes and you take a bite...shudder"

Thi is so true... stealth ‘snips

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Mmm lovely sweet tasting parsnip love em x

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Oooo love a parsnip. Roasted, mashed any way they come really.

And remember, parsnips are not just for Christmas, show the parsnip love people.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Roasted. Beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Parsnips any day, you can keep your smelly green balls

I like my smelly green balls even if nobody else doesn’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have my parsnips clutched too hand all excited to gobble them up"

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are for a more mature palette I must admit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mashed with carrots and copious amounts of butter thank you

So good

no, No, NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love roasted parsnips and will be having them on crimbo day.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roast parnsips and potatoes, sprouts with bacon, carrots, broccoli, pigs in blankets, turkey, stuffing, cranberry and bread sauce, all drowning in gravy! Job's a goodun'!

No see you’ve just spoiled a bloody good dinner there by putting that shite on your plate

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Used to hate them, but changed my mind. I like them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I agree OP parsnips are filth

They can stay away from my plate - more room for sprouts

A girl after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The next person to say they like roasted ones is getting it............... up the bum

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I like roast parsnips up the bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like roast parsnips up the bum"

Right! That’s it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roast parsnips are vile...awful things, pretending to be roast potatoes and then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to hate them, but changed my mind. I like them

Wrong! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like roast parsnips up the bum"

It that being roasted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roast parsnips are vile...awful things, pretending to be roast potatoes and then....

Here, here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey glazed parsnips are beautiful at our Christmas Dinner.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Parsnips have feelings too you know. Don't be so mean.

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Personally it’s the tortured twisted mind of the person who first put a sprout in their mouth that is beyond my comprehension.

Love them too

I’m twisted. I know

V x

You can start to go off people you know

That’s not fair. I didn’t know you were on me.

What if I do it secretly and promise not to do sprout farts. They’d give the game away.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roast parsnips are vile...awful things, pretending to be roast potatoes and then....

How very dare they pretend to be roast potatoes

It makes me hate them even more - sneaky little vile things

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

We’ll be having them, but we do on a normal Sunday roast.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Mashed with carrots and copious amounts of butter thank you

So good

no, No, NO

Ohh yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They taste of bugger all but yet taste disgusting

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"They taste of bugger all but yet taste disgusting

Maybe you've just had badly cooked ones?...

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I love parsnips!!! Nice as a soup too

J x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Crispy roast parsnips are the one.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But...why don’t you like them OP

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Roast parsnips are delicious, you heathen

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Wtf not Xmas dinner without them

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

One of my fav veggies

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Ahh they're so good. I'm gonna go have some now actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck off love!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I don't like 'em.

Same goes for carrots, swede, turnip, squash, lentils, peas and sweet potatoes.

Every time that I see carrots, swede, turnip, parsnips and squash, on a menu: I can't help thinking a pony is going without a meal.

Feed the ponies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They taste of bugger all but yet taste disgusting

Maybe you've just had badly cooked ones?..."

I’ve tried on numerous occasions but just could rise to it

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I did write this last week and posted it elsewhere on the interweb...

There once was a tray of parsnips

That Baldrick had whipped, from his nibs

It was a bit mean

As his diet was lean

That Blackadder gave him, two fat lips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love parsnips!!! Nice as a soup too

J x"

Parsnip soup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crispy roast parsnips are the one.

Jo.Xx "

Jo we’re going to fall out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But...why don’t you like them OP

Cause they’re fucking disgusting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roast parsnips are delicious, you heathen

Up the arse for you it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Duck off love! "

I’m actually having duck for Christmas dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But...why don’t you like them OP

Cause they’re fucking disgusting

Alright...calm down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duck off love!

I’m actually having duck for Christmas dinner

Now...that is disgusting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But...why don’t you like them OP

Cause they’re fucking disgusting

Alright...calm down

Don’t get me started on sweet potatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roasted parsnip are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But...why don’t you like them OP

Cause they’re fucking disgusting

Alright...calm down

Don’t get me started on sweet potatoes

Do you like anything

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Love parsnips mashed or roasted and love a spicy parsnip soup..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But...why don’t you like them OP

Cause they’re fucking disgusting

Alright...calm down

Don’t get me started on sweet potatoes

Do you like anything

Yes

Sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But...why don’t you like them OP

Cause they’re fucking disgusting

Alright...calm down

Don’t get me started on sweet potatoes

Do you like anything

Yes

Sprouts "

Not with duck though...surely not

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Dug them from the garden boiled roasted and mashed with honey just need to get them out the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you need to take a good long at yourself.

That’s all

Love and Peace

............ I think

I'm having them Christmas day.

So you don't fancy a good snog under the mistletoe after then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you need to take a good long at yourself.

That’s all

Love and Peace

............ I think

I'm having them Christmas day.

So you don't fancy a good snog under the mistletoe after then? "

If you don’t have parsnip breath then yes I’m in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Roast parsnips are delicious, you heathen

Up the arse for you it is

Hmmmm, I'd take that but you can fuck straight off and you're not invited for dinner

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Mmm a mountain of roast parsnips and sprouts, yes please.... yum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roast parsnips are delicious, you heathen

Up the arse for you it is

Hmmmm, I'd take that but you can fuck straight off and you're not invited for dinner

I don’t want dinner if you’ve got those stinky things on the plate

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"19p a bag in Tesco today"
got ours

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Carrots, sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower and parsnips a must on chrimbo dinner

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Soak in balsamic vinegar for 4 hours before drying and slow roasting with honey,cardamon and cinnamon. Then mix with roasted sprouts with smoked bacon and roasted pine nuts. Yum

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Roasties, cheesey cauli/broccoli with a thick coating of caramelised cheese. Served with roast lamb and mint sauce with diced onion...Nom, nom, nom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love parsnips

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I fucking love em, honey glazed or not.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Parsnip wine is meant to be nice, grandparents used to make it, alas they stopped when I got to an age I could of had some!!

So unfair, must try and make some myself

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I planted some parsnip seeds back in April, dug up the 6 remaining ones yesterday.

I mean it when I say they are monsters. Let me know if you want a pic. OP I'll send one to you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand the fucking bastard things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double helpings of parsnips for me

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Parsnips, carrots, Brussels sprouts broccoli and corn on the cob

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Love parsnips and Brussel sprouts yum

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Love them, honey and mustard glaze for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably THE best vegetable

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Psst. I've also got enough to have them on boxing Day too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aunt bessie honey glazed, cooked on a tray will home honey glazed roast carrots. My favourite veggies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"19p a bag in Tesco todaygot ours"

They’re 19o for a reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love parsnips"

They’re bloody disgusting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I planted some parsnip seeds back in April, dug up the 6 remaining ones yesterday.

I mean it when I say they are monsters. Let me know if you want a pic. OP I'll send one to you now

Tremendous girth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't stand the fucking bastard things "

Couldn’t of said it any better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double helpings of parsnips for me

No dessert for you Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably THE best vegetable

To the naughty step now Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you need to take a good long at yourself.

That’s all

Love and Peace

............ I think

This

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"you need to take a good long at yourself.

That’s all

Love and Peace

............ I think

I used to think that, but roasted in honey and black pepper they are amazing

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