FabSwingers.com forum: Why doesn't Santa have any children?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He only cums once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney.

Badum...tsssss

You are welcome and Merry Christmas all

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Oh my good god is this what I have to look forward to for the whole of Christmas

Merry Christmas Ivy, you're thankfully one in a million

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By *exy Two-Shoes40Man
over a year ago

bolton

i will give you one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my good god is this what I have to look forward to for the whole of Christmas

Merry Christmas Ivy, you're thankfully one in a million

Yes you lucky lucky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps that's the reason... he prefers a woman's chimney?

He must have plenty by now, all those houses he's dropped into with d*unk hotwives in them on Xmas Eve. He'll have an army!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What do Santa's helpers learn at school?

The elfabet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What do Santa's helpers learn at school?

The elfabet "

Christ , bring back Nowhere Man

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What do Santa's helpers learn at school?

The elfabet

Christ , bring back Nowhere Man

Yep... it really is that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He only cums once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney.

Badum...tsssss

You are welcome and Merry Christmas all

It's bad luck to read the cracker jokes early

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do Santa's helpers learn at school?

The elfabet

Christ , bring back Nowhere Man

Yep... it really is that bad

Do they have elfabetty spaghetti at dinner time too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're all cunts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps that's the reason... he prefers a woman's chimney?

He must have plenty by now, all those houses he's dropped into with d*unk hotwives in them on Xmas Eve. He'll have an army!

xx"

Well we all know his reputation for kissing them naughty mums under the mistletoe, he'll be buggered if he's using fab to plan his meets this Xmas eve ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he only cums once a year, his cum must go stagnant.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Perhaps that's the reason... he prefers a woman's chimney?

He must have plenty by now, all those houses he's dropped into with d*unk hotwives in them on Xmas Eve. He'll have an army!

Well we all know his reputation for kissing them naughty mums under the mistletoe, he'll be buggered if he's using fab to plan his meets this Xmas eve ??"

Wonder if he should kiss them under the Cameltoe instead?

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Oh my good god is this what I have to look forward to for the whole of Christmas

Merry Christmas Ivy, you're thankfully one in a million

Bury your head between her boobs & you won't hear a damn thing. Don't hang around for any jokes, just do it anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa got blue bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's low-key spent too much time with putting carrot s on snowmen rather than in Mrs Santa too

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