FabSwingers.com forum: Jam

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Does anyone know the difference between a jam and a conserve and it's not a joke.. it's been bothering me for ages..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know one of them you can pump up, but not the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jams are sweeter, conserves have large chunks of fruit, where as jam is generally smoother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's to do with different sugars? Pectin is used in one and not the other maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought a conserve was a jam that cost an extra fiver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know one of them you can pump up, but not the other."

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

One sounds like Ham, the other one doesn't.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

One you put on your toast, the other you put on your feet.

In truth Tom, I haven't a fucking clue and I ain't arsed to google.

I await the smarty knickers who knows the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One you put on your toast, the other you put on your feet.

In truth Tom, I haven't a fucking clue and I ain't arsed to google.

I await the smarty knickers who knows the answer."

I did just google but Im not going to say now

its all about the chunks

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Smarty Knickers here.......

I'm not telling .......

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Smarty Knickers here.......

I'm not telling ....... "

Bad Grandma

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Conserve doesn't mush the fruit.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"One you put on your toast, the other you put on your feet.

In truth Tom, I haven't a fucking clue and I ain't arsed to google.

I await the smarty knickers who knows the answer."

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Jam is mushed fruit and very thick with all the pectin released, conserve has whole or dried fruit and isn't as thick as the fruit retains some of the pectin

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Jam is mushed fruit and very thick with all the pectin released, conserve has whole or dried fruit and isn't as thick as the fruit retains some of the pectin "

You certainly live by your name

I learned something wooohooooo

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Jam is mushed fruit and very thick with all the pectin released, conserve has whole or dried fruit and isn't as thick as the fruit retains some of the pectin

You certainly live by your name

I learned something wooohooooo

Ps.... what the fuck is pectin?

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"Jam is mushed fruit and very thick with all the pectin released, conserve has whole or dried fruit and isn't as thick as the fruit retains some of the pectin

You certainly live by your name

I learned something wooohooooo

Ps.... what the fuck is pectin?"

I am

pectin is in the cell walls of plants. It's main part is a sugar acid derived from galactose. With fruits of low pectin you add it to the jam so it's thick enough x

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

So conserve hasmore fruit and is thicker ?

And jam just throw in the fruit at the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know Iggy and The Stooges wanted to kick theirs out, not sure where they stood on conserves.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Jams is easily spread

a conserve is normally out of more than one fruit.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Jams is easily spread

a conserve is normally out of more than one fruit. "

My conserve is just raspberries ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jams is easily spread

a conserve is normally out of more than one fruit.

My conserve is just raspberries .."

Doesnt that just make it a preserve then

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Jams is easily spread

a conserve is normally out of more than one fruit.

My conserve is just raspberries ..

Doesnt that just make it a preserve then "

Dunno.. if they labelled it Jam the I would be none the wiser

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"So conserve hasmore fruit and is thicker ?

And jam just throw in the fruit at the end?"

No jam is mushed fruit and thicker, conserve is whole fruit

Either can be one or more fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jams is easily spread

a conserve is normally out of more than one fruit.

My conserve is just raspberries ..

Doesnt that just make it a preserve then

Dunno.. if they labelled it Jam the I would be none the wiser "

I would guess you would be safe to label it raspberry jam them. Conserve is a mix of more than one fruit.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Not sure it's true.. my raspberry conserve is just one fruit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One's The!

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"Not sure it's true.. my raspberry conserve is just one fruit... "

Conserve or jam can be one or more fruits ...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Not sure it's true.. my raspberry conserve is just one fruit...

Conserve or jam can be one or more fruits ... "

But what's the difference ?

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"Not sure it's true.. my raspberry conserve is just one fruit...

Conserve or jam can be one or more fruits ...

But what's the difference ?"

Tom I explained it all above ^^ shall I copy and paste it for you?

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"Jam is mushed fruit and very thick with all the pectin released, conserve has whole or dried fruit and isn't as thick as the fruit retains some of the pectin "

Here Tom ^^^

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Jam is mushed fruit and very thick with all the pectin released, conserve has whole or dried fruit and isn't as thick as the fruit retains some of the pectin

Here Tom ^^^ "

Thank you ma'am.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

What about marmalade ?

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I always thought a conserve was a jam that cost an extra fiver."

I agree....just a posh word for jam imo

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"What about marmalade ?"

Made with citrus fruits?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Jams are thick, sweet spreads made by cooking crushed or chopped fruits with sugar. ... Preserves are small, whole fruit or uniform size pieces in a clear, slightly gelled syrup. The fruit should be tender and plump. Conserves are jam-like products that may be made with a combination of fruits.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"What about marmalade ?

Made with citrus fruits? "

So is it jam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about marmalade ?"

You'll never get the oranges through now.

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"What about marmalade ?

Made with citrus fruits?

So is it jam?"

No it's marmalade?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"What about marmalade ?

Made with citrus fruits?

So is it jam?

No it's marmalade? "

So what's the difference?

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"What about marmalade ?

Made with citrus fruits?

So is it jam?"

Jam and marmalade differ in the following aspects:

1. Jams are made from fruit or vegetable, whereas marmalade only use a citrus fruit in its preparation.

2. Jams basically use the entire fruit by crushing, pureeing and cooking, whereas marmalades consists of the citrus peel (rind), pulp and the juice (not the whole fruit).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about marmalade ?"

Life goes on

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Jam made by Going Underground in a Town Called Malice...

Conserve never made it into the big time ...

It's the Bitterest Pill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nerdy Nancy, do you know all this or have you googled ?

Are you a jam, conserve, marmalade maker ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought a conserve was a jam that cost an extra fiver."

Ha. Like the difference between gravy and jús...

About £8 a head

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

"Nerdy Nancy, do you know all this or have you googled ?

Are you a jam, conserve, marmalade maker ?"

More a connoisseur plus staying at my sister's and she has books and makes it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jam made by Going Underground in a Town Called Malice...

Conserve never made it into the big time ...

It's the Bitterest Pill"

Marmalade got to number one with Ob la di ob la da.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Now you’ve got me wondering why lemon curds not called lemon jam? Mmmm delicious tho

. Miss PC x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Jam made by Going Underground in a Town Called Malice...

Conserve never made it into the big time ...

It's the Bitterest Pill

Marmalade got to number one with Ob la di ob la da."

Well played sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The difference is that I can’t conserve my beautiful penis up vaginas.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"The difference is that I can’t conserve my beautiful penis up vaginas."

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Difference is Conserve has snake venom as one of its ingredients..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nerdy Nancy, do you know all this or have you googled ?

Are you a jam, conserve, marmalade maker ?

More a connoisseur plus staying at my sister's and she has books and makes it!

Nice X

Homemade yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know the difference between a jam and a conserve and it's not a joke.. it's been bothering me for ages.."

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Pump up the jam

Pump it up

While your feet are stomping

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While your feet are stomping

And the jam is pumping

Look ahead, the crowd is jumpin'

Pump it up a little more

Get the party goin' on the dance floor

See, 'cause that's where the party's at and you'll find out if you do that

I want

A place to stay

Get your booty on the floor tonight

Make my day

I want

A place to stay

Get your booty on the floor tonight

Make my day

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The other is a a member of 'The Tory Party'....(abbreviated) 'A conserve (Conservative).

Hope that helps!

S xx

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"I know one of them you can pump up, but not the other."

Round of applause for this answer. Just the right level of contempt for the question asked. Take a bow!

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