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"I went to the burger van today and forgot to ask for ketchup and mustard. By the time I get back to the office I realised I had a dry burger when in fact, I wanted a wet burger " Oh Jamie ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week? I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers ![]() Back to the shops tomorrow to buy proper wine, enjoy the masses | |||
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week? I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers ![]() Which leads on to the next worst thing EVER! I do have nice wines as gifts so I could open one of them instead, but I'd have to face the shops again. This thread is too sad for me ![]() | |||
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"I played to 13 which was great but now I’m expecting to lose at least two shots. I’m not sure how I feel about it. " I have no idea what that means but I'm sad for you anyway ![]() | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!" You sure it wasn't the last half of last year's box? You might be soon as having the same issue as Leggyblonde's daughter if it is! | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year!" At least you have a biscuit :'-( | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year! At least you have a biscuit :'-(" ![]() | |||
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week? I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers ![]() Nooooooooo! Low alcohol wine The horror! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week? I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you! That's the kind of empathy I need! Hope the plants arrive before the G&flaT runs out ![]() | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year! At least you have a biscuit :'-(" I still have one of the trays if you want to share | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year! At least you have a biscuit :'-( I still have one of the trays if you want to share" Now you are showing off! ![]() | |||
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week? I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers ![]() My teenager dumped her BF, and then got back with him all in the same day. Loads of drama and tears. Who said tier 4 was boring? ![]() | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year! At least you have a biscuit :'-( I still have one of the trays if you want to share Now you are showing off! ![]() Yeah, even the ones in the foil.. | |||
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"I had a McDonald's and thought I'll order Sprite, because I'll have a McFlurry too, so no need for strawberry milkshake.... put order in, go to order my mcflurry... and there's no celebration mcflurries left ![]() ![]() I have suffered from the hell of “machine out of order” when trying to get a McFlurry several times... no I don’t want a bloody doughnut instead | |||
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"I had a McDonald's and thought I'll order Sprite, because I'll have a McFlurry too, so no need for strawberry milkshake.... put order in, go to order my mcflurry... and there's no celebration mcflurries left ![]() ![]() They haven't even got the genius creation that is the mincepie/Custard apple pie replacement this year ![]() | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year! At least you have a biscuit :'-( I still have one of the trays if you want to share Now you are showing off! ![]() *wipes eyes* hey friend! Now, about those biscuits ![]() | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year! At least you have a biscuit :'-( I still have one of the trays if you want to share Now you are showing off! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year! At least you have a biscuit :'-( I still have one of the trays if you want to share Now you are showing off! ![]() ![]() ![]() *jumps on lap* Hobnobs you say! Cooor you smooth talker youn ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year! At least you have a biscuit :'-( I still have one of the trays if you want to share Now you are showing off! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fancy a Hot chocolate with Baileys for dunking? | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year! At least you have a biscuit :'-( I still have one of the trays if you want to share Now you are showing off! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes I do indeedy, thank you! ![]() | |||
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"I just put on the movie cowboys vs aliens, two genres that should never have been mixed. Crying emoji " With added Daniel Craig for extra weirdness | |||
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"I opened a box of Fox’s biscuits for a pre Christmas snack and found out that there’s half as many biscuits inside as last year! At least you have a biscuit :'-( I still have one of the trays if you want to share Now you are showing off! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Salted caramel or normal baileys? | |||
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"I had a McDonald's and thought I'll order Sprite, because I'll have a McFlurry too, so no need for strawberry milkshake.... put order in, go to order my mcflurry... and there's no celebration mcflurries left ![]() ![]() ![]() Wait, what? Custard apple pie McFlurry? How did that EVER exist and I didn't know about it??! | |||
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"Oh wait...my earlier post pales into insignificance with this one... ...for my tea tonight I has a ham, mushroom and mascarpone pizza - nothing wrong with that I hear you say - but what if I told you that in slicing it one of the slices ended up having no ham, no mushroom and no mascarpone on it? Yes I was left with a slice of basically tomatoey bread!! ![]() ![]() You're just getting it from all angles today ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh wait...my earlier post pales into insignificance with this one... ...for my tea tonight I has a ham, mushroom and mascarpone pizza - nothing wrong with that I hear you say - but what if I told you that in slicing it one of the slices ended up having no ham, no mushroom and no mascarpone on it? Yes I was left with a slice of basically tomatoey bread!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *Peter Kay voice* ...Garlic bread?! ![]() | |||
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"I went to the burger van today and forgot to ask for ketchup and mustard. By the time I get back to the office I realised I had a dry burger when in fact, I wanted a wet burger " You can't beat a wet burger lol ![]() | |||
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week? I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers ![]() ![]() Swap one of the nice wines for your low alcohol one ![]() | |||
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"Let your drama llama out! What insignificant, first World issues have been upsetting you this week? I just did a massive Tesco shop, home, unpacked, humphed out all my presents for a late night of wrapping with Xmas movies...then realised I've accidentally bought low alcohol wine :'-(! Please send thoughts and prayers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hannah's dad and partner are staying with with us over Christmas (all within government guidelines) and the partner has just been offensive and gone off in a huff. " Already?! God, you still have days to go ![]() | |||
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"Hannah's dad and partner are staying with with us over Christmas (all within government guidelines) and the partner has just been offensive and gone off in a huff. Already?! God, you still have days to go ![]() I know! We're only half-way through their stay! Even more if they don't open the channel tunnel again! ![]() | |||
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"Hannah's dad and partner are staying with with us over Christmas (all within government guidelines) and the partner has just been offensive and gone off in a huff. Already?! God, you still have days to go ![]() ![]() You can buy rubber dinghies from an outdoor shop if emergency repatriation is required ![]() | |||
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"Completely lost the plot and nearly cried due to opening a packet of revels and the bag split and they all went on the floor ![]() If you’re lucky they were all raisin ones | |||
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"Completely lost the plot and nearly cried due to opening a packet of revels and the bag split and they all went on the floor ![]() But still its uneatable chocolate that I was looking forward to eating x | |||
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"Completely lost the plot and nearly cried due to opening a packet of revels and the bag split and they all went on the floor ![]() *opens the tub of Cadbury’s Heroes*... | |||
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"Completely lost the plot and nearly cried due to opening a packet of revels and the bag split and they all went on the floor ![]() 5 second rule! I'd only have saved the malteasers and minstrels though. | |||
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"Completely lost the plot and nearly cried due to opening a packet of revels and the bag split and they all went on the floor ![]() Ah the easy to spot ones | |||
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"Completely lost the plot and nearly cried due to opening a packet of revels and the bag split and they all went on the floor ![]() They was in the bin before 5 seconds were up x | |||
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"Turned up at airport for holiday flight and had forgotten to buy ticket. . . other half was particularly impressed!" Did this really happen??? One of those look back and laugh moments. | |||
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"I had a McDonald's and thought I'll order Sprite, because I'll have a McFlurry too, so no need for strawberry milkshake.... put order in, go to order my mcflurry... and there's no celebration mcflurries left ![]() ![]() ![]() No, no, no... apple pie pastry, filled with mince pie filling and custard. Blooming delicious, though still hotter than the surface of the sun! | |||
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"I got all set to watch Shirley valentine on ch5 and bloody cliff Richard is on instead! " Definite winner here - no biscuits and low alcohol wine(you just have to drink twice a much of it) pale into comparison. | |||
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"Turned up at airport for holiday flight and had forgotten to buy ticket. . . other half was particularly impressed!" How did you know when to turn up? | |||
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"I had a McDonald's and thought I'll order Sprite, because I'll have a McFlurry too, so no need for strawberry milkshake.... put order in, go to order my mcflurry... and there's no celebration mcflurries left ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah ok, still sounds delicious. I like mixing the pies in with ice cream so I can eat them within the same hour I buy them. They really are like lava. | |||
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