FabSwingers.com forum: Whats your Bedroom super power

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can knock up a IKEA wardrobe in under a hour

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I can knock up a IKEA wardrobe in under a hour

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ya kinky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My massive cock.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can strip a bed and change a king size duvet in under 5 minutes.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I can strip a bed and change a king size duvet in under 5 minutes.

Now that is clever. I get all tangled up changing a king size duvet.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can strip a bed and change a king size duvet in under 5 minutes.

Now that is clever. I get all tangled up changing a king size duvet."

I climb in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can knock up a IKEA wardrobe in under a hour

ya kinky bugger

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m great in bed. I can fall asleep pretty quickly

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I can change a duvet in less than a minute

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By *wouldlvtwoMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

I'm great In bed I hardly ever fall out anymore

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I can strip a bed and change a king size duvet in under 5 minutes.

Now that is clever. I get all tangled up changing a king size duvet.

I climb in it

Me too. That's how parachutes and airships/hot air balloons get checked out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can manage to get some sleep with a 40kg labrador on top of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sleep lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Post sex bacon butty maker extraordinaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have this wonderful ability to take over all of the bed when I sleep. You need to contort around me.

Her x

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I can stay awake all night, till the crack of dawn, then...zzzz!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If sex is on offer, i can pull my trousers, pants and socks off in the one go, Naked in seconds

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I can give the lady next door an orgasm with the vibration of my hideous snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a great post-sex coffee (or tea; equally skilled at making tea)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I can reduce most meets to laughter, leaving everyone sexually unsatisfied, but having had a great time anyway

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Sleeping

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By *tayingpwrMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Throwing up a tent

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Mine is falling asleep after reading only half a page from my book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can vibrate the bed with farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll fall asleep on you so you can’t move all night and just have to stay put!

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

Oo good skill!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I radiate heat in the winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a hot water in less than 3 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decorating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumping cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pumping rushions "

Does Vladimir pushback ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect fit for spooning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pumping rushions

Does Vladimir pushback ?"

Like Buckaroo

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Hospital corners and can change a king size duvet in minutes

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can keep my heels on. Like a porn star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect for the little spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a human radiator

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Big spoon

(Or hoovering)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can flick snot from into the bin without getting off my back.

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By *aptinfaptastikMan
over a year ago

Derby

Sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can sleep though just about anything

Loud noise don’t wake me but whisper in my ear and I will jump straight up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can keep my heels on. Like a porn star.

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Interesting

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Making the duvet levitate with my snoring and farting

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Making the bed look a mess after just making it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fall asleep in less than 60 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t to wear a nappy anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pull a rabbit out my box, and put it in again...and out...and in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can change a whole duvet cover on my own

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I can make restraints magically appear from under the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can pull a rabbit out my box, and put it in again...and out...and in....

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can find the missing sock..

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I sleep on a cloud

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By *treetfightersCouple
over a year ago

Cork/ Waterford

Lucky rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spooning.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I can go asleep in less than 5 mins.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I can pull a rabbit out my box, and put it in again...and out...and in....

Buzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sleep on a cloud "
Room for another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to sleep ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying hard after cummimg and going again

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Changing a quilt cover single handed

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Snoring very loudly

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

My partner does an excellent rendition of Elton John...Rolling like thunder/under the covers

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Making a female partner hit the ceiling !

Not in sheer ecstasy but anger if I've wiped my c..k on her curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duvet thief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to sleep very quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can pull a rabbit out my box, and put it in again...and out...and in....

Well....that’s me done for the night....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasm, stay hard and just keep on fucking!

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By *iseprankerMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Speed, it’s all over in a flash

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

My hospital corners are second to none.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breed most females in four weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can breed most females in four weeks "

I can count sheep till my brain runs out of numbers and still not fall asleep. They call me Insomnia Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can stub my toe on anything. Even things that aren’t even there!

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Every bed weve had weve broken at some point through fucking

this one seems to be holding out at the moment

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By *ove2Lick!Man
over a year ago

Banbury

I can fall asleep within moments of going to bed. Sometimes even mid sentence

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Farting under the quilt and generating wind power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I roll up in the duvet until it totally envelops me....like a giant sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hospital corners are second to none."

NHS corners , now you’re talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappointing women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking all the cushions off the women’s bed, then putting them back on after I’ve disappointed her, that way at least she can say ‘well at least he did remove and then put back all my pointless soft furnishings!’

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I can play 'bongo drums' on her ass whilst fucking doggy style

just to show men can multi task

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Putting the quilt cover on

like a boss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best naked booby snuggles

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

I can sleep through a hurricane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sleep for 7 whole hours

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

"I can play 'bongo drums' on her ass whilst fucking doggy style

just to show men can multi task

Glad its not just Me who does this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I give excellent back scratches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not cumming

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I can make my bedroom feels like a swing club

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