FabSwingers.com forum: Tradesman loop hole

By *parks133 OP Man
over a year ago

luton

No meets allowed, but you can have a tradesman round to tend to your troubles. Fantasy can become reality ! What trade would you like to come and tend to your property?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"No meets allowed, but you can have a tradesman round to tend to your troubles. Fantasy can become reality ! What trade would you like to come and tend to your property?"

I could do with a regular cleaner..

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

"No meets allowed, but you can have a tradesman round to tend to your troubles. Fantasy can become reality ! What trade would you like to come and tend to your property?

I could do with a regular cleaner.."

I’ll have pack my plunger and be right down

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

A regular cleaner ... wearing a short skirt, would be suffice

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"No meets allowed, but you can have a tradesman round to tend to your troubles. Fantasy can become reality ! What trade would you like to come and tend to your property?

I could do with a regular cleaner..

I’ll have pack my plunger and be right down "

Make sure you bring the biggest plunger this time..

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I do need a full service tbh!

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By *urrey Dave 69Man
over a year ago

Epsom, Surrey

I've a feeling there will be no shortage of plungers or cleaners willing to help the girls. Me included!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A naughty plumber

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By *parks133 OP Man
over a year ago

luton

Cleaners are popular , you thilfy lot

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Porn" gives young people an unrealistic & unhealthy expectation of how quickly a plumber will come to your home lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A Plumber could come around with his ball-cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a painter to fill ya crack and give it a tickle lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A boiler man to do a full strip down service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I just assumed by the thread title this was about glory holes for trades people.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Well I'm due a service. Feel free to pick it up and drop it back later.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A Plasterer to spread it and ensure a nice finish

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

""Porn" gives young people an unrealistic & unhealthy expectation of how quickly a plumber will come to your home lol

Its the same with any other trade as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the title as tradesmen’s hole

I need jiggy jiggy

. FAF anyone

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I could do with someone to rod my drains

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Another note here the porn side of van sex or camper van sex gives a whole new meaning to it.

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By *urenutsMan
over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Would love to unblock some ones drains

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

travel around a lot.

Tradesman here, I will use the correct entrance.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, I just assumed by the thread title this was about glory holes for trades people.

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone need there air conditioning seen to?!

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Any lightbulbs need changing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any lightbulbs need changing?

Lots

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By *entleman4MMFMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Household repairs done here, also cleaning and gardening.

Can be naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to exercise that privilege. I even come with HO approval...

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I could be the takeaway man and give you a good fried rice at the end of it

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Someone to finish my kitchen before new years would be great!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Sexy cleaning service can be offered!

But also on the hunt for a plumber for my pipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a joiner and a painter.. I'm greedy

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'll technically need someone to wire in my new cooker when it arrives

(Jokes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need an electrician

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Where do i start?. I find tradesman hard to find. They never show up. Last electrician i had charged £60 per hour. It is hard being a single female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew that I should of become an electrician

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Gasman ( plumber- I must

) Here.. But can turn my hands to most things.

Great at fine tuning a nipple for optimum flow rates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to be someone's handyman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car needs a full valet, so that would be helpful. Willing to provide a brew as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a Tradesman I would love to say this happens alot fantasies coming true but it really doesn't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody need an electrician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always had a naughty fantasy of cleaning someone's house wearing crotchless trousers and nothing under them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty plumber with toolbox at the ready

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Swedish women's beach volleyball team to maintain my sandpit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always had a naughty fantasy of cleaning someone's house wearing crotchless trousers and nothing under them

You have a seriously good looking dish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need a good servicing?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Always had a naughty fantasy of cleaning someone's house wearing crotchless trousers and nothing under them

Please tell me you have a saucy French maid’s outfit........

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Does anyone’s boiler need checking over.......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got some holes that need filling.

And some decorating too.

Need a full repipe doing.

All inside jobs

...and bacon butty n a brew as standard

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By *heelsmanMan
over a year ago

Wokingham

Car mechanic here, classic cars a speciality.

So if you need a full service at home...

In fact I can fix most things, as I'm very good with my hands.

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always had a naughty fantasy of cleaning someone's house wearing crotchless trousers and nothing under them

Please tell me you have a saucy French maid’s outfit........

Haha I do actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

I am a tradesman , happy to use either entrance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I clean the plumbing network with a tool that ive got x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need their vehicle fixing or servicing...

Essential work only of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone needs their LPG system looked at...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An electrician... He can fix my shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An electrician... He can fix my shower

Is it just your shower that needs fixing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An electrician... He can fix my shower

Is it just your shower that needs fixing lol"

It would depend on the electrician but Yep... I don't play at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tend to your garden

and no I don’t want to cut your ‘hedge’ or here your ‘hoe’ jokes

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Mechanic here offering full service and mot

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

French maid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need an electrician. But an actual one... for electrics... does that count? Lol

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"No meets allowed, but you can have a tradesman round to tend to your troubles. Fantasy can become reality ! What trade would you like to come and tend to your property?"

A Magician would be the best for my DIY needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Television engineer here. Any ladies need their bedroom set tweeking ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a Joiner, I've always got my hammer and wood. if any ladies need something putting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No meets allowed, but you can have a tradesman round to tend to your troubles. Fantasy can become reality ! What trade would you like to come and tend to your property?"

A hooker

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"As a Joiner, I've always got my hammer and wood. if any ladies need something putting up

You must do a lot of screwing then.

Always nice to see a man with his tool out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A buff tradesman who is naked apart from his utility belt and tools !

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By *p4u69Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

I'm a carpenter, I'd be quite happy to show someone my wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No meets allowed, but you can have a tradesman round to tend to your troubles. Fantasy can become reality ! What trade would you like to come and tend to your property?

I could do with a regular cleaner.."

Are you willing to pay travel expenses?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Luckily, I live with one so can live that fantasy out whenever I fancy

Mrs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surrey flanges are my specialty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a roofer by the way

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

I'd like someone to get the barnacles off my hull.

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By *ature watcherMan
over a year ago

lichfield

"A Plumber could come around with his ball-cock

Plumber here ! Wink wink !

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Need an electrician. But an actual one... for electrics... does that count? Lol"

Here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas and electric here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I'd like the General Builders in.

I say ....... Refurb this pit. They say okay.

No money passes hands.

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

I am a gardener and am very good at trimming bushes xx

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By *ye-spyMan
over a year ago

London

I was thinking about getting a plumber in but my petcock is blocked and my ball cock has fallen off so I probably need a nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work clothes on,, toolbelt and tool at the ready......

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By *lim and louiseCouple
over a year ago

dromore

""Porn" gives young people an unrealistic & unhealthy expectation of how quickly a plumber will come to your home lol

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

My new place I'll need an electrician, a decorator and a carpet fitter... I could have a ball haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a gardener and am very good at trimming bushes xx"

Do you do lady gardens too..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naturist cleaner here ..

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

I genuinely need a joiner in but think he’d have a heart attack if Ivana answered the door xxx

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I need a decorator, he may need to bring his long pole

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"My new place I'll need an electrician, a decorator and a carpet fitter... I could have a ball haha"

sounds like a plan to me

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By *entleman4MMFMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I need a decorator, he may need to bring his long pole

I can decorate. I am a property maintenance engineer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A regular cleaner ... wearing a short skirt, would be suffice

I was fucking my cleaner for a while great fun !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Tradesmans Loophole' suggests something completely different to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Porn" gives young people an unrealistic & unhealthy expectation of how quickly a plumber will come to your home lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I have all manner of odd jobs, service and maintenence requirements, including turning the temperature up. Small to big and bigger, loads of stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always enjoys a little naked cleaning if it has to be done! Happy to do few chores provided I'm compensated lol

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

As a handyman this is right up my street lol

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By *untimeguy69Man
over a year ago

Weston super Mare

Decorator here lol. Very busy though !!

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

"I am a gardener and am very good at trimming bushes xx

Do you do lady gardens too..??"
it has been known xx I do a very neat little heart shape just above the clitoral mound!

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I'm a trades man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiler here

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh I know exactly the person he’s multi talented iv a long list of jobs for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticking one up the tradesman's .... never realised it referred to their loop hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Qualified and insured professional carpet and upholstery cleaner available

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Not really in the spirit of the rules as we're told to do, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

multi trade

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Fffk that

I got called over to my neighbours 2 weeks ago, leek under the sink, she said she had no clue what to do with it,

Her kids were away, we were all alone, I was down on my hand and knees for 45 minutes messing about under her sink,,

All the while she standing behind me, in her dressing gown,

In the end I found the leek,

Gave up the Ghost of getting any action,

Told her here's your problem,, leeks go in the fridge not under the sink,

Left quite disappointed really,

Pornhub is sooo full of shite,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No meets allowed, but you can have a tradesman round to tend to your troubles. Fantasy can become reality ! What trade would you like to come and tend to your property?

I could do with a regular cleaner.."

Irregular cleaners lives matter too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a tiler but I'll lay anything

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Ohh I know exactly the person he’s multi talented iv a long list of jobs for him

Sounds like you’re sorted then

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I could do with a painter decorator , my bedroom needs some attention

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"I could do with a painter decorator , my bedroom needs some attention

That’s not a trade lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I could do with a painter decorator , my bedroom needs some attention

That’s not a trade lol"

I’m very good with a paintbrush and roller

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"I could do with a painter decorator , my bedroom needs some attention

That’s not a trade lol

I’m very good with a paintbrush and roller

Really all about preparation right....!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I could do with a painter decorator , my bedroom needs some attention

That’s not a trade lol"

Checkatrade begs to differ , there's lots of painter/decorator listed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i am a mobile mechanic could offer a full service lol

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"I could do with a painter decorator , my bedroom needs some attention

That’s not a trade lol

Checkatrade begs to differ , there's lots of painter/decorator listed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do some plastering if I came over...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I could do with a painter decorator , my bedroom needs some attention

That’s not a trade lol

I’m very good with a paintbrush and roller

Really all about preparation right....!"

Ohh it totally is

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I could do some plastering if I came over...

and you can make pancakes

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"I could do with a painter decorator , my bedroom needs some attention

That’s not a trade lol

I’m very good with a paintbrush and roller

Really all about preparation right....!

Ohh it totally is

Like a good rubdown

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By * D 777Man
over a year ago

bathgate

tradesperson here can multitrade also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do some plastering if I came over...

and you can make pancakes

You *really* want some pancakes don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a mobile mechanic i can service you lol

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

Tv servicing, i always need my vertical hold adjusting

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By *untwolancashireCouple
over a year ago

Preston

""Porn" gives young people an unrealistic & unhealthy expectation of how quickly a plumber will come to your home lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I could do some plastering if I came over...

and you can make pancakes

You *really* want some pancakes don't you?

I really do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No meets allowed, but you can have a tradesman round to tend to your troubles. Fantasy can become reality ! What trade would you like to come and tend to your property?

I could do with a regular cleaner.."
loves a good scrubber

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"No meets allowed, but you can have a tradesman round to tend to your troubles. Fantasy can become reality ! What trade would you like to come and tend to your property?

I could do with a regular cleaner.."

I'd be your regular cleaner. Luke

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Morals don't have loop holes

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"Tv servicing, i always need my vertical hold adjusting"

Have you tried fiddling with the knob?

Personally I prefer using the socket at the back, putting the plug in here does the job for me.

Use the correct length of cable tho, too short is definitely a non starter. Getting turned on.... s easy at this point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gardener/handyman happy to offer my services ????

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

If anyone needs 'servicing' I'll be happy to lend a hand

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Sparmk here

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