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Superstitions or rituals before meets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anybody have something that they feel they have to do before going on a meet or to a club etc? Such as listening to a certain song, wearing a particular pair of socks or something?

Personally, I always wear my lucky condom but, as it is beginning to perish somewhat , I'm getting a little worried as to what will happen when it stops functioning completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Personally, I always wear my lucky condom but, as it is beginning to perish somewhat , I'm getting a little worried as to what will happen when it stops functioning completely "

Can't you darn it ?

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Fingers crossed they don't cancel

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Check I've got condoms just in case he 'forgets' them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Personally, I always wear my lucky condom but, as it is beginning to perish somewhat , I'm getting a little worried as to what will happen when it stops functioning completely

Can't you darn it ?"

I'll give it a go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you lunatic ... your lucky condom isn't gonna be that lucky ... after excursion number one it will fail it's MOT!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

personally it's the old favourite of goat sacrifice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you lunatic ... your lucky condom isn't gonna be that lucky ... after excursion number one it will fail it's MOT!!!

lol

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Straight to the jugular!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"personally it's the old favourite of goat sacrifice"

Haha, I thought that one was a given though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's a daft one but I wash me fanny if I've got a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know it's a daft one but I wash me fanny if I've got a meet "

Are you sure about that one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with fia on the wash my fanny lol I like to think I'm a classy bird. Also I have to anal douche, I like to be squeaky clean!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm with fia on the wash my fanny lol I like to think I'm a classy bird. Also I have to anal douche, I like to be squeaky clean! "

Out of interest, do you use a posh douche or do you just fill an old washing-up liquid up out of the tap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good underwear nice perfume heels and my favorite lucky necklace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good underwear nice perfume heels and my favorite lucky necklace "

Is it made of pearls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good underwear nice perfume heels and my favorite lucky necklace

Is it made of pearls? "

No, metal beads.

SO she can crack men round the noggin with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just a silver chin simple

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My standard prayer - 'Please god let them turn up!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My standard prayer - 'Please god let them turn up!' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to buy a new shirt for first meets, thank god I don't get many...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just a silver chin simple "

you paint your chin silver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's a daft one but I wash me fanny if I've got a meet

Are you sure about that one? "

Jeez! it was only ONE time, gerroverit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know it's a daft one but I wash me fanny if I've got a meet

Are you sure about that one?

Jeez! it was only ONE time, gerroverit! "

Well the counselling is helping but I don't think I'm quite there yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

check:-

condoms

wipes

bottle of water

flat shoes for way home

mints

postcode

phone number

DONE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just a silver chin simple

you paint your chin silver? "

chain lol and i would paint my chin silver for the right meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

just a silver chin simple

you paint your chin silver?

chain lol and i would paint my chin silver for the right meet lol"

lol i did chuckle, an immaculate face of make up with the chin area all silver - very lady gaga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always wear my lucky pants....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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just a silver chin simple

you paint your chin silver?

chain lol and i would paint my chin silver for the right meet lol

lol i did chuckle, an immaculate face of make up with the chin area all silver - very lady gaga "

id do it as well been covered in glitter before LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with fia on the wash my fanny lol I like to think I'm a classy bird. Also I have to anal douche, I like to be squeaky clean!

Out of interest, do you use a posh douche or do you just fill an old washing-up liquid up out of the tap? "

I posh it up all the way!...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I know it's a daft one but I wash me fanny if I've got a meet "

Why? Blokes love the smell of Eau de Grimsby Fish Docks don't you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trim my pubes and then floss obsessively... but not using any of the pubic trimmings...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ask them for the day, month and year...

if they say 3rd July 1878 , RUN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Why? Blokes love the smell of Eau de Grimsby Fish Docks don't you know! "

A pong like a docker's jockstrap from Freemo market...

Wolf

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

any man wanting a meet at his, please note

pour a bottle of bleach down your loo

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