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"3 wise men required " your screwed before you start then | |||
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"3 wise men required your screwed before you start then" Early yet... | |||
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"Sigma Mr Mystique Valderoola" They’ll need to be interviewed | |||
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"Sigma Mr Mystique Valderoola They’ll need to be interviewed " Naked | |||
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"3 wise men required " I’m out. I have no common frankincense. | |||
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"You called?? You’ll do " Such a touching response | |||
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"3 wise men required I’m out. I have no common frankincense." But you're a myrrhy sort and that's good enough. | |||
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"Sigma Mr Mystique Valderoola They’ll need to be interviewed Naked " Most definitely | |||
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"When you say wise ? I mean wise " Oh well I’m stepping up then | |||
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"3 wise men required I’m out. I have no common frankincense." You’ll do as a sleigh | |||
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"You called?? You’ll do Such a touching response " I’m touching something | |||
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"Where are you going to get a virgin? " I’ve absolutely no idea | |||
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"When you say wise ? I mean wise Oh well I’m stepping up then " Step on up | |||
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"When you say wise ? I mean wise Oh well I’m stepping up then Step on up " I come bearing gifts | |||
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"“Mary what are you doing with that ass?” “He said he was hung like donkey and now I’m stuck with him...”" Jesus christ! | |||
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"You wont be short of donkies on Fab" You mean plenty of ass | |||
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"You wont be short of donkies on Fab" Eeeeee awwwwwww | |||
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"3 wise men required I’m out. I have no common frankincense. But you're a myrrhy sort and that's good enough." That sounds all sort of comfy Meli | |||
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"I'm a virgin! Alright Pinocchio " But....but....but.... maybe I am..... | |||
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"“Look sweetheart, I don’t care if you’re pregnant with the messiah, we’re in tier 3 lockdown so you can’t come in!”" | |||
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"Ash Chunky Ye olde witch doctor. Can go far wrong with those wise guys. " I’ll interview them | |||
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"I’ll be the back end of a donkey if needed! Ok " Just pair me up with someone who doesn’t suffer from flatulence! | |||
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"I can be a wise monkey if that's any help " The wise glib | |||
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"I’m here but I can’t find anywhere to stay " What tier are you in? before I let you in the inn | |||
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"I can be Joseph, wondering about the wild excuse my Mrs has come up as to how she got knocked up.. " Hello Joseph | |||
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"If I were a Wise man I would play my part Yet what I can I give him, I give my heart " Awwwww Doc | |||
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"Have we found 3 wise men and a virgin yet " 3 wise men was a tough call but now you want a virgin as well | |||
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"I can be a wise monkey if that's any help The wise glib" The 3 wise arses may bring gold, frankincense and myrrh ... I'd bring a healthy portion of glib. | |||
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"Have we found 3 wise men and a virgin yet 3 wise men was a tough call but now you want a virgin as well I will leap in with the "there are many "virgin" on the ridiculous here " Well played and true | |||
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"I can be Joseph, wondering about the wild excuse my Mrs has come up as to how she got knocked up.. Hello Joseph " I need a volunteer for Mary... | |||
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"I’m here but I can’t find anywhere to stay What tier are you in? before I let you in the inn " A sheet and sandals of course | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! " Mmm don’t go walking by me then! | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! Mmm don’t go walking by me then! " Stop fetishing my sheep | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... What for? " With all this rain, it'll be muddy in the sheep field of course | |||
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"3 wise men required " My tongue Fingers Manhood How abt that | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... What for? " ..and you call yourself Welsh?... | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! Mmm don’t go walking by me then! Stop fetishing my sheep " As I’m welsh it’s in my blood! | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... What for? ..and you call yourself Welsh?... " What's being Welsh got to do with wellies? | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... What for? ..and you call yourself Welsh?... What's being Welsh got to do with wellies?" Such innocence. A lamb to the slaughter.. | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... What for? ..and you call yourself Welsh?... What's being Welsh got to do with wellies? Such innocence. A lamb to the slaughter.." Or a sheep even | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... What for? ..and you call yourself Welsh?... What's being Welsh got to do with wellies? Such innocence. A lamb to the slaughter.. Or a sheep even" Check your pm's. I can't put it in here..said the shepherd to the sheep.. | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... What for? ..and you call yourself Welsh?... What's being Welsh got to do with wellies? Such innocence. A lamb to the slaughter.. Or a sheep even Check your pm's. I can't put it in here..said the shepherd to the sheep.. " Hecky nora! You deviant! | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! Mmm don’t go walking by me then! Stop fetishing my sheep " Is that a technical term? | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... What for? ..and you call yourself Welsh?... What's being Welsh got to do with wellies? Such innocence. A lamb to the slaughter.. Or a sheep even Check your pm's. I can't put it in here..said the shepherd to the sheep.. Hecky nora! You deviant! " The site just blocked me!I'll get back to you on that. Do you prefer Hunters or standard farmers?.. | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... What for? ..and you call yourself Welsh?... What's being Welsh got to do with wellies? Such innocence. A lamb to the slaughter.. Or a sheep even Check your pm's. I can't put it in here..said the shepherd to the sheep.. Hecky nora! You deviant! The site just blocked me!I'll get back to you on that. Do you prefer Hunters or standard farmers?.. " I am a classy sheep! Hunters all the way | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! Mmm don’t go walking by me then! Stop fetishing my sheep Is that a technical term? " Yes Gman, yes it is | |||
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"Come on you lot " how are you doing ...watcha got ? ..watcha need? | |||
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"I don't wanna be a sheep anymore " | |||
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"Come on you lot " Is it wrong that I read that in a Delia Smith voice and added "....let's be having you" for the full effect? | |||
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"I'll be Mary " Not one to judge but wasn’t she a Virgin | |||
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"I'll be Mary Not one to judge but wasn’t she a Virgin " Erm scuse me Mr I am a virgin | |||
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"I don't wanna be a sheep anymore " | |||
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"I'll be Mary Not one to judge but wasn’t she a Virgin Erm scuse me Mr I am a virgin " Virgin on the ridiculous you mean | |||
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"Come on you lot Is it wrong that I read that in a Delia Smith voice and added "....let's be having you" for the full effect? " | |||
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"I’m currently sat in work with a tea towel on my head which is being held in place by an elastic belt. That’s normal right " If there’s a cup of tea on top then yes | |||
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"I’m currently sat in work with a tea towel on my head which is being held in place by an elastic belt. That’s normal right " Two mates tried to crash a swanky fancy dress party full of minor celeba at the house where Posh Spice grew up using that exact attire - needless to say they were politely asked to leave | |||
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"What do you need us to do? " What would you like to do | |||
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"What do you need us to do? " Wise men should know the answer to that question already | |||
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"I'm a virgin! Alright Pinocchio But....but....but.... maybe I am..... " In that case so am I | |||
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"I’m currently sat in work with a tea towel on my head which is being held in place by an elastic belt. That’s normal right Two mates tried to crash a swanky fancy dress party full of minor celeba at the house where Posh Spice grew up using that exact attire - needless to say they were politely asked to leave " That’s the only way to dress at Xmas surely | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely " Called it! you can have it though Who’s playing baby J? | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely Called it! you can have it though Who’s playing baby J? " wookiedad? | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely Called it! you can have it though Who’s playing baby J? " Oops sorry, I didn't see that. I will be the cow (apt if nothing else ) | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely Called it! you can have it though Who’s playing baby J? Oops sorry, I didn't see that. I will be the cow (apt if nothing else )" No carry on, I can make a pretty good stable boy. There were stable boys right? | |||
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"3 wise men required " Or three stoopid mens with nice cocks | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely " Maybe a black hole?......Yes, I'm back... | |||
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"I give up with this thread " What would have happened if Jesus had given up? | |||
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"I give up with this thread " Nooooo! Don't give up! We need you! | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely Maybe a black hole?......Yes, I'm back... " My hole isn't black! | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely Maybe a black hole?......Yes, I'm back... My hole isn't black!" Would you prefer a supergiant? | |||
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"Are we doing this then Still need 3 wise men " Victor can be one, he might leave me and my black hole alone if he has something to do | |||
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"Are we doing this then Still need 3 wise men " Ahem... how quick you forget me with the tea towel on my head | |||
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"Are we doing this then Still need 3 wise men Ahem... how quick you forget me with the tea towel on my head " That'd make you a shepherd though - a wise man has a crown | |||
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"Are we doing this then Still need 3 wise men Ahem... how quick you forget me with the tea towel on my head That'd make you a shepherd though - a wise man has a crown " That wasn’t very wise of me | |||
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"Are we doing this then Still need 3 wise men Ahem... how quick you forget me with the tea towel on my head That'd make you a shepherd though - a wise man has a crown " You are wise and a man so up you go | |||
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