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"Sigma Mr Mystique Valderoola" They’ll need to be interviewed ![]() | |||
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"Sigma Mr Mystique Valderoola They’ll need to be interviewed ![]() Naked ![]() | |||
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"3 wise men required ![]() I’m out. I have no common frankincense. | |||
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"3 wise men required ![]() But you're a myrrhy sort and that's good enough. | |||
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"Sigma Mr Mystique Valderoola They’ll need to be interviewed ![]() ![]() Most definitely ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you say wise ? ![]() ![]() Oh well I’m stepping up then ![]() | |||
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"Where are you going to get a virgin? ![]() I’ve absolutely no idea ![]() | |||
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"When you say wise ? ![]() ![]() ![]() Step on up ![]() | |||
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"When you say wise ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I come bearing gifts ![]() | |||
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"“Mary what are you doing with that ass?” “He said he was hung like donkey and now I’m stuck with him...”" Jesus christ! | |||
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"You wont be short of donkies on Fab" You mean plenty of ass ![]() | |||
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"You wont be short of donkies on Fab" Eeeeee awwwwwww ![]() | |||
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"3 wise men required ![]() That sounds all sort of comfy Meli ![]() | |||
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"I'm a virgin! ![]() ![]() But....but....but.... maybe I am..... ![]() | |||
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"“Look sweetheart, I don’t care if you’re pregnant with the messiah, we’re in tier 3 lockdown so you can’t come in!”" ![]() | |||
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"Ash Chunky Ye olde witch doctor. Can go far wrong with those wise guys. " I’ll interview them ![]() | |||
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"I’ll be the back end of a donkey if needed! Ok ![]() Just pair me up with someone who doesn’t suffer from flatulence! ![]() | |||
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"I can be a wise monkey if that's any help ![]() The wise glib ![]() | |||
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"I’m here but I can’t find anywhere to stay ![]() What tier are you in? before I let you in the inn ![]() | |||
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"I can be Joseph, wondering about the wild excuse my Mrs has come up as to how she got knocked up.. ![]() Hello Joseph ![]() | |||
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"If I were a Wise man I would play my part Yet what I can I give him, I give my heart ![]() Awwwww Doc ![]() | |||
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"Have we found 3 wise men and a virgin yet ![]() 3 wise men was a tough call but now you want a virgin as well ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can be a wise monkey if that's any help ![]() ![]() The 3 wise arses may bring gold, frankincense and myrrh ... I'd bring a healthy portion of glib. | |||
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"Have we found 3 wise men and a virgin yet ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well played and true ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can be Joseph, wondering about the wild excuse my Mrs has come up as to how she got knocked up.. ![]() ![]() I need a volunteer for Mary... ![]() | |||
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"I’m here but I can’t find anywhere to stay ![]() ![]() A sheet and sandals of course ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! " Mmm don’t go walking by me then! ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! Mmm don’t go walking by me then! ![]() Stop fetishing my sheep ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... ![]() ![]() With all this rain, it'll be muddy in the sheep field of course ![]() ![]() | |||
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"3 wise men required ![]() My tongue Fingers Manhood How abt that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... ![]() ![]() ..and you call yourself Welsh?... ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! Mmm don’t go walking by me then! ![]() ![]() As I’m welsh it’s in my blood! | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... ![]() ![]() ![]() What's being Welsh got to do with wellies? | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... ![]() ![]() ![]() Such innocence. A lamb to the slaughter.. | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... ![]() ![]() ![]() Or a sheep even | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... ![]() ![]() ![]() Check your pm's. I can't put it in here..said the shepherd to the sheep.. ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hecky nora! You deviant! ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! Mmm don’t go walking by me then! ![]() ![]() Is that a technical term? ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The site just blocked me!I'll get back to you on that. Do you prefer Hunters or standard farmers?.. ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! I'll get my wellies... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I am a classy sheep! Hunters all the way ![]() | |||
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"I wanna be a sheep! Mmm don’t go walking by me then! ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes Gman, yes it is ![]() | |||
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"Come on you lot ![]() how are you doing ...watcha got ? ..watcha need? ![]() | |||
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"I don't wanna be a sheep anymore ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Come on you lot ![]() Is it wrong that I read that in a Delia Smith voice and added "....let's be having you" for the full effect? ![]() | |||
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"I'll be Mary ![]() Not one to judge but wasn’t she a Virgin ![]() | |||
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"I'll be Mary ![]() ![]() Erm scuse me Mr I am a virgin ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll be Mary ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Virgin on the ridiculous you mean ![]() | |||
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"I’m currently sat in work with a tea towel on my head which is being held in place by an elastic belt. That’s normal right ![]() If there’s a cup of tea on top then yes ![]() | |||
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"I’m currently sat in work with a tea towel on my head which is being held in place by an elastic belt. That’s normal right ![]() Two mates tried to crash a swanky fancy dress party full of minor celeba at the house where Posh Spice grew up using that exact attire - needless to say they were politely asked to leave ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What do you need us to do? " What would you like to do ![]() | |||
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"What do you need us to do? " Wise men should know the answer to that question already ![]() | |||
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"I'm a virgin! ![]() ![]() ![]() In that case so am I ![]() | |||
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"I’m currently sat in work with a tea towel on my head which is being held in place by an elastic belt. That’s normal right ![]() ![]() ![]() That’s the only way to dress at Xmas surely ![]() | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely ![]() Called it! ![]() | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely ![]() ![]() wookiedad? ![]() | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely ![]() ![]() Oops sorry, I didn't see that. I will be the cow (apt if nothing else ![]() | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely ![]() ![]() ![]() No carry on, I can make a pretty good stable boy. There were stable boys right? | |||
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"3 wise men required ![]() Or three stoopid mens with nice cocks ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely ![]() Maybe a black hole?......Yes, I'm back... ![]() | |||
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"I give up with this thread ![]() What would have happened if Jesus had given up? | |||
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"I give up with this thread ![]() Nooooo! Don't give up! We need you! | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely ![]() ![]() My hole isn't black! | |||
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"Can I be the star?? Nobody will want to fetishise a star surely ![]() ![]() Would you prefer a supergiant? | |||
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"Are we doing this then ![]() ![]() Victor can be one, he might leave me and my black hole alone if he has something to do ![]() | |||
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"Are we doing this then ![]() ![]() Ahem... how quick you forget me with the tea towel on my head | |||
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"Are we doing this then ![]() ![]() That'd make you a shepherd though - a wise man has a crown ![]() | |||
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"Are we doing this then ![]() ![]() ![]() That wasn’t very wise of me ![]() | |||
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"Are we doing this then ![]() ![]() ![]() You are wise and a man so up you go ![]() | |||
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