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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Resemble a human being today.

I decided that my return of my libido needed me to look like something other than the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2.

I spend most of my time at work looking like a right scruff, so here I am - ready to embrace the world without snot being wiped on me or covered in paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you.

I’m degenerating into couch mulch.

Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good for you.

I’m degenerating into couch mulch.

Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that."

Fancy a blow job ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the super red lips! That will leave some evidence.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any pictorial evidence!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Well I’ve had an hour soaking in the bath and am arguably dressed. At least sufficient to be able to answer the door without being blacklisted by Amazon.

I was supposed to be meeting a friend for flirty fun, but the weather isn’t fit. So I’m wrapping presents and drinking coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love the super red lips! That will leave some evidence..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good for you.

I’m degenerating into couch mulch.

Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that.

Fancy a blow job ?"

Missing the snot already eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any pictorial evidence!

Nope .. I’m not picture ready, just a tad more normal

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Libidos jumping the gun a little bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I’ve had an hour soaking in the bath and am arguably dressed. At least sufficient to be able to answer the door without being blacklisted by Amazon.

I was supposed to be meeting a friend for flirty fun, but the weather isn’t fit. So I’m wrapping presents and drinking coffee. "

Sounds good

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"Missing the snot already eh?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good for you.

I’m degenerating into couch mulch.

Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that.

Fancy a blow job ?

Missing the snot already eh?"

Ahh you joker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Libidos jumping the gun a little bit"

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Well done to you now I just got to do it myself to lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well done to you now I just got to do it myself to lol

Men don’t need to much

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"Sounds good

It’s not quite what I had planned, but it’s a good chance to get back on top of other things.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Good for you.

I’m degenerating into couch mulch.

Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that.

Fancy a blow job ?"

If that's a general offer do be sure to let us all know.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Well done to you now I just got to do it myself to lol

Men don’t need to much

Some need more than just blow jobs

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Can you motivate me please gorgeous? X

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Can you motivate me please gorgeous? X"

Get your ass dressed, sort your hair out and slap some make up on.....dont make me come and kick your arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Resemble a human being today.

I decided that my return of my libido needed me to look like something other than the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2.

I spend most of my time at work looking like a right scruff, so here I am - ready to embrace the world without snot being wiped on me or covered in paint

Good to hear. If you find mine it was last seen in London just before Lockdown 1.0. I think it stayed there as I now think a life of celibacy is a good idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good for you.

I’m degenerating into couch mulch.

Although I am effortlessly handsome and have the body of a man chiselled in the image of one Greek god or another so yeah... there’s that.

Fancy a blow job ?

If that's a general offer do be sure to let us all know. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well done to you now I just got to do it myself to lol

Men don’t need to much

Some need more than just blow jobs

What do you need?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you motivate me please gorgeous? X"

You’re absolutely stunning !! Beautiful

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Well done to you now I just got to do it myself to lol

Men don’t need to much

Some need more than just blow jobs

What do you need?"

Kisses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you motivate me please gorgeous? X

Get your ass dressed, sort your hair out and slap some make up on.....dont make me come and kick your arse!

What she said ^^^

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Resemble a human being today.

I decided that my return of my libido needed me to look like something other than the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2.

I spend most of my time at work looking like a right scruff, so here I am - covered in paint

I have the thought of you with 2 painted hand prints on your arse would look really loverly

Though 2 hand prints on your breasts as well would also look really good as well

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Can you motivate me please gorgeous? X

Get your ass dressed, sort your hair out and slap some make up on.....dont make me come and kick your arse!

What she said ^^^

You kick one butt cheek and I'll kick the other

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you motivate me please gorgeous? X

Get your ass dressed, sort your hair out and slap some make up on.....dont make me come and kick your arse!

What she said ^^^

You kick one butt cheek and I'll kick the other

Definitely

Lexi is fucking stunning - she’s needing TLC and I’m happy to offer my services

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