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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Arent they just fucking majestic creatures?

They can make ya sad, make ya mad and make ya horny and that's just before lunchtime!

They carry little people inside them and give the gift of life.

They've got boobs and they've even got those little pink purses that seem to control us men!

Some of them even send me pictures of their boobs!

The best ones are the ones who actually enjoy getting pumped in the bum!

Even the women that do my fucking head in deserve some good recognition!

Let's have 3 cheers for all the women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hip hip

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I can't give the gift of life but I'm

All women

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Thank you; you're welcome!

Time to get my arse into gear for work...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't give the gift of life but I'm

All women "

Show me your boobs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I can't give the gift of life but I'm

All women

Show me your boobs"

Show me your arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know which image I like better - that we carry little people inside us, like Russian dolls, or all having little magic pink purses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't give the gift of life but I'm

All women

Show me your boobs

Show me your arsehole "

I no longer have that photograph unfortunately

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I can't give the gift of life but I'm

All women

Show me your boobs

Show me your arsehole

I no longer have that photograph unfortunately "

Squat over your phone job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know which image I like better - that we carry little people inside us, like Russian dolls, or all having little magic pink purses "

I felt I had to put something real and magical in there that would make you say "awwww"

And I also thought I'd mention bairns

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"I can't give the gift of life but I'm

All women

Show me your boobs

Show me your arsehole "

Get a room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't give the gift of life but I'm

All women

Show me your boobs

Show me your arsehole

I no longer have that photograph unfortunately Squat over your phone job done "

Not again....I done it once and vowed of never do it again

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

They are. And I'm willing to give out some free breast appreciation to any women that want it, purely as a sign of my appreciation of course...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I can't give the gift of life but I'm

All women

Show me your boobs

Show me your arsehole

Get a room "

No its lockdown

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood


"Thank you; you're welcome!

Time to get my arse into gear for work..."

Cannot even begin to think what kind of work your into?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

You men are alright too I guess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the way their hair smells.

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Arent they just fucking majestic creatures?

They can make ya sad, make ya mad and make ya horny and that's just before lunchtime!

They carry little people inside them and give the gift of life.

They've got boobs and they've even got those little pink purses that seem to control us men!

Some of them even send me pictures of their boobs!

The best ones are the ones who actually enjoy getting pumped in the bum!

Even the women that do my fucking head in deserve some good recognition!

Let's have 3 cheers for all the women! "

Well said and thank you. Now kneel at my alter and smell my woman scent through my black, lace knickers.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

whoop whoop

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

“It puts the lotion in the basket...”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Arent they just fucking majestic creatures?

They can make ya sad, make ya mad and make ya horny and that's just before lunchtime!

They carry little people inside them and give the gift of life.

They've got boobs and they've even got those little pink purses that seem to control us men!

Some of them even send me pictures of their boobs!

The best ones are the ones who actually enjoy getting pumped in the bum!

Even the women that do my fucking head in deserve some good recognition!

Let's have 3 cheers for all the women!

Well said and thank you. Now kneel at my alter and smell my woman scent through my black, lace knickers. "

Right away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep we’re fucking awesome

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm concerned that their pink purses might have a zip now

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By *6bikerMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Yep, gotta love em... That's why we're here right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are quite lovely thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women, know your limits.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I don't know which image I like better - that we carry little people inside us, like Russian dolls, or all having little magic pink purses

I felt I had to put something real and magical in there that would make you say "awwww"

And I also thought I'd mention bairns "

For some of us, having bairns left an indelible mark, so if you chappies want to pump us up the bum, you'll have to get on board with the scars

My purse was recently repaired - no wonky zips here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse your lips.

I get it now.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Where would we be without them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha thanks! But now I really fancy getting pumped in the bum! Ffs

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