FabSwingers.com forum: Dear Santa

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

for Xmas i would like a breast reduction

whats on your Xmas list (realistic or not)

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

A smaller arse

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

An adjustable cock, so I can meet the ladies who like the 9" plus and also the ladies who like the normal 6"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for Xmas i would like a breast reduction

whats on your Xmas list (realistic or not)"

not sure I want mine reduced, but wouldn't mind 'em being lifted a bit.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Cute,

you should be firmly chastised on the posterior for saying that word in Jul...

even if it does feel like Oct..

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Cute,

you should be firmly chastised on the posterior for saying that word in Jul...

even if it does feel like Oct.."
i agree

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

xmas

go to the naughty step immediatly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ah i love xmas, id have all my decs up all year round if i could get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bodily imperfection I can work on ... just hard work and determination and I'll get there ....... but I would ask Santa for dental work, a perfect smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"xmas

go to the naughty step immediatly"

nooooooooo not the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An adjustable cock, so I can meet the ladies who like the 9" plus and also the ladies who like the normal 6"

That did make me smile

As i have been told it's not what you have it's what you do with it that matters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tummy tuck would be wonderful...... Please Santa !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ah i love xmas, id have all my decs up all year round if i could get away with it "

So would i

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

To be able to read a womans mind like in the film What Women Want. It had one of the funniest sex scenes I've ever seen in a film...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be able to read a womans mind like in the film What Women Want. It had one of the funniest sex scenes I've ever seen in a film...

Mr _kmale421 i really don't think that you would want to go there pmsl.... But on the other you may never want to come back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ah i love xmas, id have all my decs up all year round if i could get away with it

So would i

Oh no you're not.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like him to pay of my mortgage...or even half of it, so I could stay in my cute little house

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By *urplerainbowWoman
over a year ago

pontyclun

I'd like a breast reduction and uplift, and a tummy tuck please santa

Cheers x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bag removal surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tummy tuck & bigger arse! Maybe he could do an exchange for me?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

I'd like a tardis house (or even just a tardis wardrobe) - having just moved in and been ruthless with my stuff before I dragged almost everything left to here, I have found there is still not enough room. There are now 3 boxes and 3 bin bags full of stuff to go to the charity shop and I still want more space.

Oh and a pert figure - maybe a size 14 - still curvy but less wobbly - thank you. being greedy I know but I'm sure I can repay the jolly man in red somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a tardis house (or even just a tardis wardrobe) - having just moved in and been ruthless with my stuff before I dragged almost everything left to here, I have found there is still not enough room. There are now 3 boxes and 3 bin bags full of stuff to go to the charity shop and I still want more space.

Oh and a pert figure - maybe a size 14 - still curvy but less wobbly - thank you. being greedy I know but I'm sure I can repay the jolly man in red somehow

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there aint nothing wrong with your figure meg hunny

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

Oh and a pert figure - maybe a size 14 - still curvy but less wobbly - thank you. being greedy I know but I'm sure I can repay the jolly man in red somehow

there aint nothing wrong with your figure meg hunny

Aww thanks Ali xxxxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'd like to be about 4 inches taller please

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"I'd like to be about 4 inches taller please"

Go to Shoes for all, take your pick of the ones that have 4" heels and your wish shall be granted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for Xmas i would like a breast reduction

crime. against. nature.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Have I fast forwarded this year by a few months without realising

Hope I hav'nt missed out on too much fun if thats the case

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Oh Santa, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

To have my good health back. I'll keep my wobbly bits, my ugly face and low confidence, I just want to be well again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have I fast forwarded this year by a few months without realising

Hope I hav'nt missed out on too much fun if thats the case

its not that far away.. means his elves can learn the surgical skills to shrink my boobs lol

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

id like a boob lift please a tummy tuck and liposuction please if not can santa please make me 6ft tall so i at least look slimmer

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