FabSwingers.com forum: Let's flip the script!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!

In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.

So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

The only way this would work on the alternate reality if we were like silver back lowland guerrilla society in which one male is dominate alpha male and although has a sex drive the need to seek sex all the time is lessened as the abundance of ladies men ratio is higher.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

I would die old and alone with no sexscapades to speak of. I would fail miserably at making the first move.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*Takes a peek and skips° merrily back to husband*

°Ok, so I can't skip. Hops. Shuffles. Sashays. Falls flat on face. So sexy

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".

Am I in your knickers yet?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!

In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.

So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour

Come and get me big boy.

Are you swooning?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Hi you ok

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

What’s up, you shy??????

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Well I'm a great cook and Baker

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Fucking time waster

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What’s up, you shy?????? "

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!

In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.

So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour

I imagine the women will just need to say "I have boobs" and that would be game over for many of the guys on here (including myself in all honesty

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Wuu2?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Hi you ok "

Woah! Haven't got time to read all of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’d be royally screwed ( and not in a literal sense either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just do the same as now probably - wank a lot and float around on here entertaining myself.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".

Am I in your knickers yet?

Nah ...once you have seen two you've seen them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".

Am I in your knickers yet?

Wow, I can tell you took the time to read my profile

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".

Am I in your knickers yet?

Nah ...once you have seen two you've seen them all

Want to meet tonight? Looks like I'm less than a mile from you. Want to come and eat me out in my car? I'm really horny and just need to get off right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smile sweetly and whisper ‘I want you’. It usually works.

Stands by to be shot down.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I smile sweetly and whisper ‘I want you’. It usually works.

Stands by to be shot down. "

Works for me x

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By *ntelligent Gent.Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Hey, OP, why haven't you replied yet?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’d love you to drain my skene gland babe. Fuck and go? Can accom or travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey, OP, why haven't you replied yet?"

I'm busy eating olives, and have way too many messages, GEEZ no reply means no interested haven't you read the FAQ's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, OP, why haven't you replied yet?

I'm busy eating olives, and have way too many messages, GEEZ no reply means no interested haven't you read the FAQ's

No wonder we all hide our profile OP, the attention is unbearable

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Hey, OP, why haven't you replied yet?

I'm busy eating olives, and have way too many messages, GEEZ no reply means no interested haven't you read the FAQ's

Entitled much? It's a bloody sex site, you get your nipples out when you don't even want to meet anyone? Bloody clit-tease.

That was fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you come here often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fingerbang? Can you squirt? You will when I have finished with you

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swooooooooooon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".

Am I in your knickers yet?

Sold....

Shit wait...

I mean oh god I need more than a one word message like ...

Hold up you said tits right? I'm in.

We will never hold control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking time waster "

Those 4 messages , nicely done !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would send messages like...

‘I know your profile says slim ladies only but were all the same size laying down, you should try me’

‘Do you fancy licking my foof?’

‘Hi’

‘Ive sent you 5 pictures of my vagine, can you tell me if you’d like to play with it?’

‘Hello handsome, got anymore pics? Your profile is amazing. Message me back even if its a no’

i’d get so many meets.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!

In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.

So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour

Ohhh shit,,

Least that's whats what most ladies would be saying on here tonight if that was reality OP

,, what ever will we do,

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Wow you look handsome, I’ve read your profile and know we are a good match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell you I wasn't on the pill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an adorable, horny sex kitten! Want to make me purr?

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!

In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.

So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour

So. If the guys have their sky remotes for comparison purposes, what do the ladies use for their profile pics? Tougher for women cos they need upper & lower shots

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.

Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz

Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd tell you I wasn't on the pill. "
wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".

Am I in your knickers yet?

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yep you got me after you just messagedcme lol

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I have puppies ........real ones ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m an adorable, horny sex kitten! Want to make me purr?

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yes I do

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.

Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz

Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it"

*Gets left on read*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have puppies ........real ones ha ha "
can I stroke your puppies

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"I have puppies ........real ones ha ha can I stroke your puppies "

Of course

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'll do you so good you won't walk straight for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have puppies ........real ones ha ha can I stroke your puppies "

Dont be fooled...

Typical single female on here.....

They will end up being decrepit hamsters

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.

Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz

Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it

*Gets left on read*

I'll have you know, that got me a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fingerbang? Can you squirt? You will when I have finished with you

*Bends over*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving fab soon would you like to meet before i go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies/couples this is an imaginary thread, please keep it in the forums. My PA is not answering messages atm

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.

Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz

Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it

*Gets left on read*

I'll have you know, that got me a message

That's what all the single females on fab say

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I'll do you so good you won't walk straight for a week

*Gets left on unread*

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.

Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz

Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it

*Gets left on read*

I'll have you know, that got me a message

That's what all the single females on fab say

I'm a couple... honest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have puppies ........real ones ha ha can I stroke your puppies

Of course

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im not lying i really want to . They are adorable ??

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

I love cock the more the better

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.

Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz

Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it

*Gets left on read*

I'll have you know, that got me a message

That's what all the single females on fab say

I'm a couple... honest...

Fake couples profile suspected

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"I have puppies ........real ones ha ha can I stroke your puppies

Dont be fooled...

Typical single female on here.....

They will end up being decrepit hamsters"

Ooooops I was talking about my Beagle bums ha ha

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The other half doesn't come on here much, I tend to do all the organising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I was working in the area and have a free lunch break, super horny today and you are the hottest man I have seen in local updates

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Other girls on here talk shit, but I can guarantee you I'll be the best shag of your life.

Don't believe me? Ask the boy at the office, I can pass him onto you if you'd like? Lolz

Oh, by the way, yes I'm real, I can Private message you to prove it

*Gets left on read*

I'll have you know, that got me a message

That's what all the single females on fab say

I'm a couple... honest...

Fake couples profile suspected

But I can suck for hours! All night long in fact...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to just go with;

Meet now?

Let me drain your balls.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hi how ru bbe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just saying this but you're the most gorgeous man on here. I'm all about quality over quantity and you're 100% the guy I want.

(Ctrl+P ad infinitum)

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Hey

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Great arse

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm new to this and it's always been my fantasy to be with a 'younger' one

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

How are you finding this site?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"So I was working in the area and have a free lunch break, super horny today and you are the hottest man I have seen in local updates

Ahh thank you

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Do you drive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great arse "
????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Animals

Reading this already makes tomorrow a little brighter

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By *reya!Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace

I wanna tongue punch your fart box

Yeah, I did really get that once!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Free now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wuu2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna tongue punch your fart box

Yeah, I did really get that once!

That’d work for me

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By *reya!Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace

I would rim thy glorious bum hole like an eager squirrel!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Can I ask you a question in the name of research ???

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hi can I cum on your glasses babe

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I wanna tongue punch your fart box

Yeah, I did really get that once!

There's no way someone was serious when they messaged you that is there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rim thy glorious bum hole like an eager squirrel!

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thats a good 1

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Seriously .... you look 20yrs younger what’s the secret ???

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Seriously .... you look 20yrs younger what’s the secret ???"

I eat a lot of fruit and vegetables

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

How do you know I'm not your type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look amazing.....

For your age.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The bloke don't know I'm on here....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A FMM is on my bucket list. Can you sort it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have tits. I'll send several dozen photos of my tits, all taken from exactly the same angle, each on a message that just says "hey".

Am I in your knickers yet?

This sounds like a really great approach... I'm sure if I give it some thought I can adapt it to be a success with the ladies

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I know it's 12.30am and we've never spoken before but I'm in a hotel near yours so can you just pop round

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Creased at some of these comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we would write. Any guys like a 10" clit. Well the guys brag about their big cocks so wht not the ladies about clits. Or a black lady writes i have a 10"bbc (big black clit) now thats role reversal lmao. John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy some of this big black vag? Doenst have the same ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of you guys want to blow your cock snot up my fart pipe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy some of this big black vag? Doenst have the same ring to it

Thats why i said a black lady writes, does anyone want my 10"bbc ( big black clit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any of you guys want to blow your cock snot up my fart pipe?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Any of you guys want to blow your cock snot up my fart pipe?

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yay....a forum classic.... you'll be telling me that you have a towball next

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Fancy some of this big black vag? Doenst have the same ring to it

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how big? I'm a size king

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Any of you guys want to blow your cock snot up my fart pipe?

Cock snot, never heard that one before

Cock vommit I have though

Both sound equally wrong!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd really like to spoil you with HushPuppies and Yfronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any of you guys want to blow your cock snot up my fart pipe?

yay....a forum classic.... you'll be telling me that you have a towball next

She hits it outta the park with a forum classic

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

But this is the reality

...single guys that I fancy and who fit my preferences are rare and therefor hot commodity

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'd really like to spoil you with HushPuppies and Yfronts "

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By *G999Man
over a year ago

Bath & Surrounding

"I wanna tongue punch your fart box

Yeah, I did really get that once!

Haha, that's amazing and horrific in equal measure.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"But this is the reality

...single guys that I fancy and who fit my preferences are rare and therefor hot commodity

I know right?!?

I messaged hundreds of men with a friendly "hey" opener, even sent a close up picture of my clitoris... some of those rude jerks didn't even read the message!

Proper joke this site. Bet most profiles aren't even real

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I can suck dick for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can suck dick for hours

If you’re sucking my dick for hours you’re not very good at it and I’m probably asleep.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can suck dick for hours

If you’re sucking my dick for hours you’re not very good at it and I’m probably asleep."

Amen..that's what I think when I get them there messages!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can suck dick for hours

If you’re sucking my dick for hours you’re not very good at it and I’m probably asleep."

For me it's not even about them being good, it's about them thinking I'd 2ant that for hours!

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I would die old and alone with no sexscapades to speak of. I would fail miserably at making the first move.

You and me both lol

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh

Ain't that a lovely morning

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I would die old and alone with no sexscapades to speak of. I would fail miserably at making the first move.

You and me both lol"

I think that's where I'll be heading, for that very reason.

Oh, if only this alternate world were real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would die old and alone with no sexscapades to speak of. I would fail miserably at making the first move.

Ahhh so what you’re saying is your the female version of me.

I’m sure even in fab 2.0 you’d get hit on though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm a great cook and Baker "

Holy crap! I’m sold! Take me now!!!! Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I can suck dick for hours

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I've had this...twice lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can suck dick for hours

I've had this...twice lol

Lucky you lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You know what I really like? Standing in the weights room. I don't lift, or I pretend to, but I get so horny with all the grunting and manly manly sweat smells. Some of the men sweat and it pools around their cocks and I can't take my eyes off them.

Covid makes it difficult, there are restrictions on how many can be in the room, so I'm asked to leave even more than I used to be.

Ugh. A girl has *needs*, people

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You know what I really like? Standing in the weights room. I don't lift, or I pretend to, but I get so horny with all the grunting and manly manly sweat smells. Some of the men sweat and it pools around their cocks and I can't take my eyes off them.

Covid makes it difficult, there are restrictions on how many can be in the room, so I'm asked to leave even more than I used to be.

Ugh. A girl has *needs*, people

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cranky, Saggy old cynic seeks remnants, leftovers and desperados. No pics necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cranky, Saggy old cynic seeks remnants, leftovers and desperados. No pics necessary. "

Oh my gosh it’s almost like you’re talking to me! Just need to get rid of those stupid pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Meet now. Ill pay” LOL

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm nothing like those other girls. Let me show you how a real woman behaves - rational, strong, logical - and great in bed. Maybe I'm not even a woman at all! I'm so much better than them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Cranky, Saggy old cynic seeks remnants, leftovers and desperados. No pics necessary.

Oh my gosh it’s almost like you’re talking to me! Just need to get rid of those stupid pictures."

Are you a leftover or a desperado !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nothing like those other girls. Let me show you how a real woman behaves - rational, strong, logical - and great in bed. Maybe I'm not even a woman at all! I'm so much better than them."

You probably don’t agree with terms like dilf, bwc, bbc and dad bod either I’d imagine.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm nothing like those other girls. Let me show you how a real woman behaves - rational, strong, logical - and great in bed. Maybe I'm not even a woman at all! I'm so much better than them.

You probably don’t agree with terms like dilf, bwc, bbc and dad bod either I’d imagine."

God no. Men are so oppressed with these labels. Strong, rational, capable leaders, shaken to their core by labels. We must defend them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much?

Yes, had that little gem loadsa times

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm nothing like those other girls. Let me show you how a real woman behaves - rational, strong, logical - and great in bed. Maybe I'm not even a woman at all! I'm so much better than them.

You probably don’t agree with terms like dilf, bwc, bbc and dad bod either I’d imagine."

I'd love to get my hands on your husband. You're a lucky woman. I'd be riding that BWC of his all night long. Absolute DILF with such a great dad bod - free now?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm nothing like those other girls. Let me show you how a real woman behaves - rational, strong, logical - and great in bed. Maybe I'm not even a woman at all! I'm so much better than them.

You probably don’t agree with terms like dilf, bwc, bbc and dad bod either I’d imagine.

I'd love to get my hands on your husband. You're a lucky woman. I'd be riding that BWC of his all night long. Absolute DILF with such a great dad bod - free now?

Ooh you white knight, how dare you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we flip the script are we op ok then

Are you ready I am on the way over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covid makes it difficult, there are restrictions on how many can be in the room, so I'm asked to leave even more than I used to be.

Ugh. A girl has *needs*, people

Ooof! I think I'm getting even more hot reading this!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Covid makes it difficult, there are restrictions on how many can be in the room, so I'm asked to leave even more than I used to be.

Ugh. A girl has *needs*, people

Ooof! I think I'm getting even more hot reading this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gunna snap that off

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My bumhole

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I make really nice cheesecake

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"My bumhole "

My profile text in the alternative reality...

If you're gonna message me, make sure you have a pic of your bumhole attached or it'll be an instant delete.

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"Hello and welcome to the Fab 2.0 alternate reality!

In this alternate universe, we the single guys are now the hot commodity and it's you, single ladies and couples to give us your best selling lines.

So then, what makes you stand out from the crowd and what do you bring to the table to swoon us single gents in your favour

Globetrotting, mid butting, cake eating sporting voyeur here

On reflection prob not that much in common, but I really, like REALLY want to stroke your chest hair

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"What’s up, you shy?????? "

Wants lmao emoji so bad

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s up, you shy??????

Wants lmao emoji so bad"

I’d show you the code but I’m currently fronting a peaceful one man emoji protest just to see how long I can go without using them and how many people misinterpret the context of my posts without them.

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over a year ago

"I make really nice cheesecake

Are you coming on to me?

Because I am so sick of woman just thinking I’m a piece a of meat ya know! I’m not gonna fuck every woman on Fabs!

Also stop with the unsolicited Vagina pics!

And what is it with tits next to a Virgin remote or can of impulse?!? Am I right guys or what?

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"What’s up, you shy??????

Wants lmao emoji so bad

Keep it straight friend, let the white space breathe

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I make really nice cheesecake

Are you coming on to me?

Because I am so sick of woman just thinking I’m a piece a of meat ya know! I’m not gonna fuck every woman on Fabs!

Also stop with the unsolicited Vagina pics!

And what is it with tits next to a Virgin remote or can of impulse?!? Am I right guys or what?"

impulse I prefer to use Charlie red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s up, you shy??????

Wants lmao emoji so bad

Keep it straight friend, let the white space breathe"

Word sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make really nice cheesecake

Are you coming on to me?

Because I am so sick of woman just thinking I’m a piece a of meat ya know! I’m not gonna fuck every woman on Fabs!

Also stop with the unsolicited Vagina pics!

And what is it with tits next to a Virgin remote or can of impulse?!? Am I right guys or what?

impulse I prefer to use Charlie red

Oh well I guess that’s okay then, makes a whole world of difference lol x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I know what soap is. I keep it next to my collection of Impulse, which I mistake for antiperspirant

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