FabSwingers.com forum: So What Have I Missed?

By *entleman Jay OP Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

Hello. I haven’t been on Fab for the last three months. What have I missed?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Fuck all

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Men are still opening with photographs of their willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there was something about a hot tub that went on for three months, I think they’re just cleaning the filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone Said a woman moaned about men not reading her profile, but this is yet to be confirmed

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I think there was a bug going around? Everyone seemed to be talking it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People went

People came back

People stripped and stropped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think there was a bug going around? Everyone seemed to be talking it. "

They even made a film about it called A Bugs Life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are still trying to "understand" other people's kinks/ likes whilst having a dig

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Some man was moaning about his messages not being read or deleted or both . I think he wrote at least 400 times about it if I remember rightly.

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

And people are fingering each other but they call it fabbing now

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Everything was discussed offline on another third party messaging service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sanctimonious people still think they are morally superior to everybody else, besides that it hunky dory

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Hello. I haven’t been on Fab for the last three months. What have I missed?

A lot has happened, we are still in the midst of a global pandemic. We shouldn’t be meeting with others, some are abiding by the rules, others aren’t. Those that aren’t are annoyed by those that are.

Brexit looks like it’s going to be the only thing that’s hard in the near future.

Apparently not everyone likes the same things sexually but that’s OK.

The importance of checking your refuse collection days was highlighted by one helpful forumite.

There have been one or two hot tub related threads.

Penis size is still being debated, does it matter? Who knows?

NSP and Kitty are running a fabulous advent photo challenge.

Cake still seems popular.

It has been determined that it’s not rude to not reply to a message unless it’s you that sent the message in which case it is rude.

I think that’s it, welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don't know what is going on. I am hungry though

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

To quote The Specials "All the clubs have been closed down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't know what is going on. I am hungry though"

Oooh same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything was discussed offline on another third party messaging service "

They don’t do this - do they??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And apparently if you have a cam veri since march 20202 it means you actually met and fucked someone beyond all reasonable doubt.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist. "

You’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

You’re in

Ooh do I get a special pin to wear or a lanyard or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist. "

And fab made it an emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

And fab made it an emoji

Oh I really really want that. It's so cute

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

And fab made it an emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Everything was discussed offline on another third party messaging service

They don’t do this - do they??

So I believe

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

You’re in

Ooh do I get a special pin to wear or a lanyard or something?"

You just need to know Decembers password and you’re in.

I’ll give you a clue it’s in the Decembers clique thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More importantly OP what have WE missed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked for advice on his profile and it was suggested it wasn't the way to go, but he decided to upload 20 pictures of his dick from different angles.He still hasn't had any replies to his messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

You’re in

Ooh do I get a special pin to wear or a lanyard or something?

You just need to know Decembers password and you’re in.

I’ll give you a clue it’s in the Decembers clique thread

Oh bum I missed the monthly meeting didn't I?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still just me and speak my mind lol

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

People don't like men who cheat, some new single guys got the hump, the great circumcised or uncircumcised debate wasn't solved, some guys like larger women, some guys like slimmer women, it descended into an argument again, half of the forums was in some kind of hot tub, I'm not a hot tub guy so not sure what that was about really, there are lots and lots of evil buggers we've been warned about, lots of people actually believe Covid is all a big elaborate plan to enslave the masses because we have to wear a mask for a few mins when we go in a shop, there have been a few good boob threads, Sydney university and still studying us and finally, turns out people do like cheese at night.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

A couple of guys asked what people thought of their profiles...

I think I saw a thread or two about bareback... Don't judge me.

There was one or two about single blokes spoiling it for everyone

And stop press.... There were one or two about snowflakes / racism / snowflakes / sexism / snowflakes...

My how we laughed. Welcome back...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

You’re in

Ooh do I get a special pin to wear or a lanyard or something?

You just need to know Decembers password and you’re in.

I’ll give you a clue it’s in the Decembers clique thread

Oh bum I missed the monthly meeting didn't I?!

If you know the password you’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact, fab gave us all some new emojis to play with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fact, fab gave us all some new emojis to play with.

Lord Charles will be so impressed.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"In fact, fab gave us all some new emojis to play with.

Lord Charles will be so impressed. "

This petit woman is IN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fact, fab gave us all some new emojis to play with.

Lord Charles will be so impressed.

This petit woman is IN

Do I get my bum spanked as I walked through the door?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"In fact, fab gave us all some new emojis to play with.

Lord Charles will be so impressed.

This petit woman is IN

Do I get my bum spanked as I walked through the door? "

Fucking right you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fact, fab gave us all some new emojis to play with.

Lord Charles will be so impressed.

This petit woman is IN

Do I get my bum spanked as I walked through the door?

Fucking right you do

Oh I miss such thrills

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Hello. I haven’t been on Fab for the last three months. What have I missed?

Brexit looks like it’s going to be the only thing that’s hard in the near future.

Apparently not everyone likes the same things sexually but that’s OK.

The importance of checking your refuse collection days was highlighted by one helpful forumite.

There have been one or two hot tub related threads.

Penis size is still being debated, does it matter? Who knows?

NSP and Kitty are running a fabulous advent photo challenge.

Cake still seems popular.

It has been determined that it’s not rude to not reply to a message unless it’s you that sent the message in which case it is rude.

I think that’s it, welcome back

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Welcome back, as you were

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"In fact, fab gave us all some new emojis to play with.

Lord Charles will be so impressed.

This petit woman is IN

Do I get my bum spanked as I walked through the door?

Fucking right you do

Oh I miss such thrills

Rachel you know I won’t miss you out as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fact, fab gave us all some new emojis to play with.

Lord Charles will be so impressed.

This petit woman is IN

Do I get my bum spanked as I walked through the door?

Fucking right you do

Oh I miss such thrills

Rachel you know I won’t miss you out as well

Ooooo.

Tummy does a little flip.

Fanny has a flutter

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"In fact, fab gave us all some new emojis to play with.

Lord Charles will be so impressed.

This petit woman is IN

Do I get my bum spanked as I walked through the door?

Fucking right you do

Oh I miss such thrills

Rachel you know I won’t miss you out as well

Ooooo.

Tummy does a little flip.

Fanny has a flutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats with the hottub thing, Ive been here and still missed it. I love sloshing about in warm water too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fact, fab gave us all some new emojis to play with.

Lord Charles will be so impressed.

This petit woman is IN

Do I get my bum spanked as I walked through the door?

Fucking right you do

Make it sting.... I'm fed up with gentle types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with the hottub thing, Ive been here and still missed it. I love sloshing about in warm water too!"

How, there’s been over 800 hot tub threads ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with the hottub thing, Ive been here and still missed it. I love sloshing about in warm water too!

How, there’s been over 800 hot tub threads ?!"

I think Ive been stuck in the shower threads doing watersports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

You’re in

Dammit why do I always miss this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with the hottub thing, Ive been here and still missed it. I love sloshing about in warm water too!"

The trouble is what else is in the warm water ...

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Some light-hearted ambiguous threads turned into light-hearted comedic observations about being on Fab.

I'll bump some for you if I see them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with the hottub thing, Ive been here and still missed it. I love sloshing about in warm water too!

The trouble is what else is in the warm water ..."

Would it be overkill to have a wetsuit on for protection

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Nothing. It’s been soooooo quiet!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Whats with the hottub thing, Ive been here and still missed it. I love sloshing about in warm water too!

The trouble is what else is in the warm water ...

Would it be overkill to have a wetsuit on for protection

Not if its ribbed for extra stimulation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a bit about this virus thingy that’s about & how would you believe is getting into some people’s heads , so much so they’re arguing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats with the hottub thing, Ive been here and still missed it. I love sloshing about in warm water too!

The trouble is what else is in the warm water ...

Would it be overkill to have a wetsuit on for protection

Not if its ribbed for extra stimulation"

Slide around on my thigh for an extra thrill

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

You’re in

Dammit why do I always miss this?"

Kitty you’re in

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Whats with the hottub thing, Ive been here and still missed it. I love sloshing about in warm water too!

The trouble is what else is in the warm water ...

Would it be overkill to have a wetsuit on for protection

Not if its ribbed for extra stimulation

Slide around on my thigh for an extra thrill

That works on so many levels... Tiers you could say

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Hello. I haven’t been on Fab for the last three months. What have I missed?

Fuck all.

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By *entleman Jay OP Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

So to summarise. I’ve missed nowt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So to summarise. I’ve missed nowt! "

Emojis.

You missed new emojis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

You’re in

Dammit why do I always miss this?

Kitty you’re in

Boom. Jackpot. Thanks

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

You’re in

Dammit why do I always miss this?

Kitty you’re in

Boom. Jackpot. Thanks

No (wo)man left behind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

You’re in

Dammit why do I always miss this?

Kitty you’re in

Boom. Jackpot. Thanks

No (wo)man left behind! "

I'm a new member. Like 15 minutes old

. But I say you're in too!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"And apparently there's clique but I've still yet to earn a place in it, if it does actually exist.

You’re in

Dammit why do I always miss this?

Kitty you’re in

Boom. Jackpot. Thanks

No (wo)man left behind!

I'm a new member. Like 15 minutes old

. But I say you're in too! "

Sweet.

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