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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Hanging your on the wall? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Yo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Humbug. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹st face

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo yo yo, Aitch. Happy Saturday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noswaith Da Jim! How are you buddy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooo "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noswaith Da Jim! How are you buddy? "

You're so Oswestry. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. I'm okay. How the hell are you?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. How are you?"

I’m supa dupa. I’m done for Christmas now, and you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. How are you?

I’m supa dupa. I’m done for Christmas now, and you? "

Nice to be supa dupa. I'm alright, you can't ask for much more than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noswaith Da Jim! How are you buddy?

You're so Oswestry. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. I'm okay. How the hell are you?"

I am very much Oswestry good to hear, yep all good here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noswaith Da Jim! How are you buddy?

You're so Oswestry. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. I'm okay. How the hell are you?

I am very much Oswestry good to hear, yep all good here "

I'm very pleased to read it.

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Hi noctural peeps. I went to Aldi for late-night shopping at 9 pm tonight. The conversation at the till was:

Me: How was it today? Busy?

Cashier, a man in his 20s I guess: Yes it was, up until an hour ago. My mum was shopping in London and the shops started closing, she said what's going on? Because of tier 4.

Me: Really.

Cashier: My wife has already gone to Sheffield and I was going to join her tomorrow and now I can't.

Me: Oh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi noctural peeps. I went to Aldi for late-night shopping at 9 pm tonight. The conversation at the till was:

Me: How was it today? Busy?

Cashier, a man in his 20s I guess: Yes it was, up until an hour ago. My mum was shopping in London and the shops started closing, she said what's going on? Because of tier 4.

Me: Really.

Cashier: My wife has already gone to Sheffield and I was going to join her tomorrow and now I can't.

Me: Oh.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pip. That's quite some story.

It's good to see you. How are you doing?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Fifteenthface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helllooo tonight I have been drinking red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jim and all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fifteenthface"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Congratulations, I didn't think we were going to make it as far as fifteen posts. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just turning Shaky up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Helllooo tonight I have been drinking red wine "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. I've been drinking cola.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Fifteenthface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Congratulations, I didn't think we were going to make it as far as fifteen posts. Smileyface"

Slow night or sarcasm?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Just turning Shaky up."

Is that your vibrator’s name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and all x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Happy Christmassy Saturday night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fifteenthface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Congratulations, I didn't think we were going to make it as far as fifteen posts. Smileyface

Slow night or sarcasm? "

Both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just turning Shaky up.

Is that your vibrator’s name?"

It can be if you want it to be.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Fifteenthface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Congratulations, I didn't think we were going to make it as far as fifteen posts. Smileyface

Slow night or sarcasm?

Both."

You pulled them both off well.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Just turning Shaky up.

Is that your vibrator’s name?

It can be if you want it to be."

*purrs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fifteenthface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Congratulations, I didn't think we were going to make it as far as fifteen posts. Smileyface

Slow night or sarcasm?

Both.

You pulled them both off well.

"

Ayyyy.

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoping for a chat to start, bored n lonely

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Fifteenthface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Congratulations, I didn't think we were going to make it as far as fifteen posts. Smileyface

Slow night or sarcasm?

Both.

You pulled them both off well.

Ayyyy.

How are you?"

I’m all well enough, very tired but good. How’s you?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who."

Ooooh who? Tell us all. Is it your mum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hoping for a chat to start, bored n lonely "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Holte. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense? Are you a Villa fan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hoping for a chat to start, bored n lonely

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Holte. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense? Are you a Villa fan?"

I am yes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who."

It wasn't me, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeevening. We've been rather *ahem* tied up here, so only just nocturnaling. Been swimming today. How's things in Shrewsbury?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

Blimey, where is everyone tonight? Or are they all spending their time evacuating London?

How's your day been?

I'd a steady day at the charity shop, but it's tailing off as Xnas approaches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fifteenthface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Congratulations, I didn't think we were going to make it as far as fifteen posts. Smileyface

Slow night or sarcasm?

Both.

You pulled them both off well.

Ayyyy.

How are you?

I’m all well enough, very tired but good. How’s you?"

I could have guessed you were tired. I'm okay, weird mood. Little bit of a health scare. And this time last year I was in a hotel deliriously happy with you know who. Bloody Christmas.

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

I'm well, Jim, thanks for asking.

Someone's sent me a Christmas card with a £10 note in it.

Pics of Estella are nice to look at. She is pretty.

One of Estella's pics is of Michael Rosen's Sad Book. Michael Rosen lost his son, didn't he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

Ooooh who? Tell us all. Is it your mum?"

It was...... Jamie Hants texting bants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hoping for a chat to start, bored n lonely

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Holte. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense? Are you a Villa fan?

I am yes "

Me too!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

Ooooh who? Tell us all. Is it your mum?

It was...... Jamie Hants texting bants."

Breaking news...!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Fifteenthface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Congratulations, I didn't think we were going to make it as far as fifteen posts. Smileyface

Slow night or sarcasm?

Both.

You pulled them both off well.

Ayyyy.

How are you?

I’m all well enough, very tired but good. How’s you?

I could have guessed you were tired. I'm okay, weird mood. Little bit of a health scare. And this time last year I was in a hotel deliriously happy with you know who. Bloody Christmas. "

Oh sweetheart sending love and good wishes for health and big hugs for the rest.

Also, sarky Fucker, just coz I’m always tired!! It’s late!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hoping for a chat to start, bored n lonely

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Holte. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense? Are you a Villa fan?

I am yes

Me too!"

Happy days, UTV

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who."

Ghost of Christmas Past perhaps!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'm well, Jim, thanks for asking.

Someone's sent me a Christmas card with a £10 note in it.

Pics of Estella are nice to look at. She is pretty.

One of Estella's pics is of Michael Rosen's Sad Book. Michael Rosen lost his son, didn't he? "

He did lose his son, yes. Sadface.

Also, thank you. Blushface.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Happy Christmassy Saturday night. x"

Ha ha no us Southerners, who like to be different to everyone else, have applied for a unique tier so no Christmassy happiness here tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

It wasn't me, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeevening. We've been rather *ahem* tied up here, so only just nocturnaling. Been swimming today. How's things in Shrewsbury? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's a busy time of year, people get tied up. Things in Shrewsbury are wet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

Ooooh who? Tell us all. Is it your mum?

It was...... Jamie Hants texting bants.

Breaking news...!"

More breaking news, Jamie Hants has watched Did Hard tonight.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

Ooooh who? Tell us all. Is it your mum?

It was...... Jamie Hants texting bants.

Breaking news...!

More breaking news, Jamie Hants has watched Did Hard tonight. "

Did Hard? Is that a porn spinoff?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fifteenthface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Congratulations, I didn't think we were going to make it as far as fifteen posts. Smileyface

Slow night or sarcasm?

Both.

You pulled them both off well.

Ayyyy.

How are you?

I’m all well enough, very tired but good. How’s you?

I could have guessed you were tired. I'm okay, weird mood. Little bit of a health scare. And this time last year I was in a hotel deliriously happy with you know who. Bloody Christmas.

Oh sweetheart sending love and good wishes for health and big hugs for the rest.

Also, sarky Fucker, just coz I’m always tired!! It’s late!! "

Thank you.

There is that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hoping for a chat to start, bored n lonely

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Holte. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense? Are you a Villa fan?

I am yes

Me too!

Happy days, UTV"

Up the flippin' Villa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Blimey, where is everyone tonight? Or are they all spending their time evacuating London?

How's your day been?

I'd a steady day at the charity shop, but it's tailing off as Xnas approaches."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I just don't know.

I had to pay Royal Mail two quid, to get, a Christmas card. Because someone didn't put enough stamps on. If I'd known it was a fucking Christmas card I wouldn't have bothered.

Steady is good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

Ghost of Christmas Past perhaps! "

Fuck me, I can do without Christmas past.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Happy Christmassy Saturday night. x

Ha ha no us Southerners, who like to be different to everyone else, have applied for a unique tier so no Christmassy happiness here tonight "

Soooo special.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Blimey, where is everyone tonight? Or are they all spending their time evacuating London?

How's your day been?

I'd a steady day at the charity shop, but it's tailing off as Xnas approaches.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I just don't know.

I had to pay Royal Mail two quid, to get, a Christmas card. Because someone didn't put enough stamps on. If I'd known it was a fucking Christmas card I wouldn't have bothered.

Steady is good."

I'll bet the original postage price was less than the price you paid, but the Royal Mail will have added in their percentage fees!! Robbing Bar stewards!!!

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Did Hard? Must be like When Harry Ate Sally, or In And Out Of Africa.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

Ooooh who? Tell us all. Is it your mum?

It was...... Jamie Hants texting bants.

Breaking news...!

More breaking news, Jamie Hants has watched Did Hard tonight. "

Now, she can't deny that Did Hard IS a Christmas film

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

Ooooh who? Tell us all. Is it your mum?

It was...... Jamie Hants texting bants.

Breaking news...!

More breaking news, Jamie Hants has watched Did Hard tonight.

Did Hard? Is that a porn spinoff?"

My predictive text is ridiculously sensitive. It can take me five minutes to get cowabunga typed sometimes. Jamie would have preferred the porn parody.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Blimey, where is everyone tonight? Or are they all spending their time evacuating London?

How's your day been?

I'd a steady day at the charity shop, but it's tailing off as Xnas approaches.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I just don't know.

I had to pay Royal Mail two quid, to get, a Christmas card. Because someone didn't put enough stamps on. If I'd known it was a fucking Christmas card I wouldn't have bothered.

Steady is good.

I'll bet the original postage price was less than the price you paid, but the Royal Mail will have added in their percentage fees!! Robbing Bar stewards!!!"

Bloody Christmas!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

It wasn't me, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeevening. We've been rather *ahem* tied up here, so only just nocturnaling. Been swimming today. How's things in Shrewsbury?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's a busy time of year, people get tied up. Things in Shrewsbury are wet. "

It's kinda wet up North too

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

Just perving and lurking while I wait for a message to go and pick up my other half from her sisters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did Hard? Must be like When Harry Ate Sally, or In And Out Of Africa."

I'd watch When Harry Ate Sally.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Night Jimothy. X

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Did Hard? Must be like When Harry Ate Sally, or In And Out Of Africa.

I'd watch When Harry Ate Sally."

Filth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

Ooooh who? Tell us all. Is it your mum?

It was...... Jamie Hants texting bants.

Breaking news...!

More breaking news, Jamie Hants has watched Did Hard tonight.

Now, she can't deny that Did Hard IS a Christmas film "

Jamie Hants has been proved wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night Jimothy. X"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone has WhatsApp'd me. I'm going to see who.

It wasn't me, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeevening. We've been rather *ahem* tied up here, so only just nocturnaling. Been swimming today. How's things in Shrewsbury?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's a busy time of year, people get tied up. Things in Shrewsbury are wet.

It's kinda wet up North too "

It always is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just perving and lurking while I wait for a message to go and pick up my other half from her sisters "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boom, you pervy lurker. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did Hard? Must be like When Harry Ate Sally, or In And Out Of Africa.

I'd watch When Harry Ate Sally.

Filth."

Go Harry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Happy Christmassy Saturday night. x

Ha ha no us Southerners, who like to be different to everyone else, have applied for a unique tier so no Christmassy happiness here tonight

Soooo special."

What can I say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Happy Christmassy Saturday night. x

Ha ha no us Southerners, who like to be different to everyone else, have applied for a unique tier so no Christmassy happiness here tonight

Soooo special.

What can I say

"

You can say anything you want.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos.

How’s it hanging this fine night? Have your street lights gone off yet? I am having a glass of vino collapso with Mr who has just got in from work. We may have a quick game of naked backgammon but haven’t settled on that yet.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos.

How’s it hanging this fine night? Have your street lights gone off yet? I am having a glass of vino collapso with Mr who has just got in from work. We may have a quick game of naked backgammon but haven’t settled on that yet. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening dear friends. I indulged in a glass of plonk last night for the first time in ages and Mr KC and I have enjoyed an evening of naked fun, games and spanking. How's Worcester?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Jim and all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Happy Christmassy Saturday night. x

Ha ha no us Southerners, who like to be different to everyone else, have applied for a unique tier so no Christmassy happiness here tonight

Soooo special.

What can I say

"

Hi Hope, you special lady, you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Happy Christmassy Saturday night. x

Ha ha no us Southerners, who like to be different to everyone else, have applied for a unique tier so no Christmassy happiness here tonight

Soooo special.

What can I say

You can say anything you want."

Boo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos.

How’s it hanging this fine night? Have your street lights gone off yet? I am having a glass of vino collapso with Mr who has just got in from work. We may have a quick game of naked backgammon but haven’t settled on that yet. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's hanging to a consistent left. I hope you do play backgammon naked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Very suddenly I really need a sit down wee.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim..hello everyone.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos.

How’s it hanging this fine night? Have your street lights gone off yet? I am having a glass of vino collapso with Mr who has just got in from work. We may have a quick game of naked backgammon but haven’t settled on that yet.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening dear friends. I indulged in a glass of plonk last night for the first time in ages and Mr KC and I have enjoyed an evening of naked fun, games and spanking. How's Worcester?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening mr and mrs KC naked fun at kinky towers sounds like a hoot. Worcester is as saucy as ever. How are things up norf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Happy Christmassy Saturday night. x

Ha ha no us Southerners, who like to be different to everyone else, have applied for a unique tier so no Christmassy happiness here tonight

Soooo special.

What can I say

You can say anything you want.

Boo "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim..hello everyone."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. You're looking very relaxed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos.

How’s it hanging this fine night? Have your street lights gone off yet? I am having a glass of vino collapso with Mr who has just got in from work. We may have a quick game of naked backgammon but haven’t settled on that yet.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening dear friends. I indulged in a glass of plonk last night for the first time in ages and Mr KC and I have enjoyed an evening of naked fun, games and spanking. How's Worcester?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening mr and mrs KC naked fun at kinky towers sounds like a hoot. Worcester is as saucy as ever. How are things up norf? "

Mr KC is now expended after his naked efforts

Up North is pretty standard - dark, satanic mills, flat caps, whippets etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening happy fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Twonk. ^

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Grey joggers removed by poster at 20/12/20 00:42:41]"

How's it hanging now, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening happy fabbers"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suited. Happy Christmassy Sunday.

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By *obulaterMan
over a year ago

macclesfield

Good evening fellow owlers x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Grey joggers removed by poster at 20/12/20 00:42:41]

How's it hanging now, Jim? "

Still to the left.

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over a year ago


"Good evening fellow owlers x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. How are you tonight?

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By *obulaterMan
over a year ago

macclesfield

Im very good jim thank you , jist doing the usual and surfing around on here woth a jack and

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Grey joggers removed by poster at 20/12/20 00:42:41]

How's it hanging now, Jim?

Still to the left."

It's like a divining rod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Grey joggers removed by poster at 20/12/20 00:42:41]

How's it hanging now, Jim?

Still to the left.

It's like a divining rod "

You should know that Jim is always to the left Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im very good jim thank you , jist doing the usual and surfing around on here woth a jack and "

Excellent news.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Grey joggers removed by poster at 20/12/20 00:42:41]

How's it hanging now, Jim?

Still to the left.

It's like a divining rod "

Hahahaha.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos.

How’s it hanging this fine night? Have your street lights gone off yet? I am having a glass of vino collapso with Mr who has just got in from work. We may have a quick game of naked backgammon but haven’t settled on that yet.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's hanging to a consistent left. I hope you do play backgammon naked."

I love consistency Jim, as you know. We love board games but backgammon is one which benefits from the addition of nudity. Unlike hungry hippos and operation which can be hazardous when disenrobed.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos.

How’s it hanging this fine night? Have your street lights gone off yet? I am having a glass of vino collapso with Mr who has just got in from work. We may have a quick game of naked backgammon but haven’t settled on that yet.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's hanging to a consistent left. I hope you do play backgammon naked.

I love consistency Jim, as you know. We love board games but backgammon is one which benefits from the addition of nudity. Unlike hungry hippos and operation which can be hazardous when disenrobed. "

I know you do. I just flinched just thinking about naked Hungry Hippos.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Grey joggers removed by poster at 20/12/20 00:42:41]

How's it hanging now, Jim?

Still to the left.

It's like a divining rod

You should know that Jim is always to the left Mrs KC "

I just wondered if the cheeky removal of his grey joggers would influence things. Obviously not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Grey joggers removed by poster at 20/12/20 00:42:41]

How's it hanging now, Jim?

Still to the left.

It's like a divining rod

You should know that Jim is always to the left Mrs KC

I just wondered if the cheeky removal of his grey joggers would influence things. Obviously not "

It's a bit chilly.

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over a year ago


"[Clothes removed by poster at 20/12/20 00:49:42]"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Grey joggers removed by poster at 20/12/20 00:42:41]

How's it hanging now, Jim?

Still to the left.

It's like a divining rod

You should know that Jim is always to the left Mrs KC

I just wondered if the cheeky removal of his grey joggers would influence things. Obviously not

It's a bit chilly."

It's healthy to get a breeze around the balls. Stagnant air does them no good *nods*

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos.

How’s it hanging this fine night? Have your street lights gone off yet? I am having a glass of vino collapso with Mr who has just got in from work. We may have a quick game of naked backgammon but haven’t settled on that yet.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening dear friends. I indulged in a glass of plonk last night for the first time in ages and Mr KC and I have enjoyed an evening of naked fun, games and spanking. How's Worcester?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening mr and mrs KC naked fun at kinky towers sounds like a hoot. Worcester is as saucy as ever. How are things up norf?

Mr KC is now expended after his naked efforts

Up North is pretty standard - dark, satanic mills, flat caps, whippets etc "

Do you frequently exhaust Mr KC? It certainly sounds like fun up north, I think we should move.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Grey joggers removed by poster at 20/12/20 00:42:41]

How's it hanging now, Jim?

Still to the left.

It's like a divining rod

You should know that Jim is always to the left Mrs KC

I just wondered if the cheeky removal of his grey joggers would influence things. Obviously not

It's a bit chilly.

It's healthy to get a breeze around the balls. Stagnant air does them no good *nods*"

I'll air them tomorrow.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos.

How’s it hanging this fine night? Have your street lights gone off yet? I am having a glass of vino collapso with Mr who has just got in from work. We may have a quick game of naked backgammon but haven’t settled on that yet.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening dear friends. I indulged in a glass of plonk last night for the first time in ages and Mr KC and I have enjoyed an evening of naked fun, games and spanking. How's Worcester?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening mr and mrs KC naked fun at kinky towers sounds like a hoot. Worcester is as saucy as ever. How are things up norf?

Mr KC is now expended after his naked efforts

Up North is pretty standard - dark, satanic mills, flat caps, whippets etc

Do you frequently exhaust Mr KC? It certainly sounds like fun up north, I think we should move. "

Recently, not as often as we'd like, but fairly often, yes

Two goes was enough for him tonight

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Jim..hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. You're looking very relaxed."

I was...

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?

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over a year ago


"Good evening Jim..hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. You're looking very relaxed.

I was... "

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?"

Mousetrap?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?

Mousetrap? "

Buckaroo

I think naked Monopoly would be excellent

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead


"What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?

Mousetrap? "

Ha, yes, good witty answer

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Change subject a sec... In a country lane near Burnham near Slough I noticed in a muddy layby a discarded blue plastic bottle of Durex Play lubricant. What's been going on there??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?

Mousetrap?

Buckaroo

I think naked Monopoly would be excellent "

Buckaroo buck naked is a no no. Naked Monopoly, that works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change subject a sec... In a country lane near Burnham near Slough I noticed in a muddy layby a discarded blue plastic bottle of Durex Play lubricant. What's been going on there??"

I like gear changes. I don't know. But you've got better eyesight than me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?

Mousetrap?

Buckaroo

I think naked Monopoly would be excellent

Buckaroo buck naked is a no no. Naked Monopoly, that works."

Indeed, you wouldn't want a cowboy hat and miniature pick axe launched at your delicate areas, would you?

I'm going to sleep shortly, I need to be fresh for my 5k Santa Dash (Push) tomorrow

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?

Mousetrap?

Buckaroo

I think naked Monopoly would be excellent

Buckaroo buck naked is a no no. Naked Monopoly, that works."

Pop up pirate can chafe a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?

Mousetrap?

Buckaroo

I think naked Monopoly would be excellent

Buckaroo buck naked is a no no. Naked Monopoly, that works.

Indeed, you wouldn't want a cowboy hat and miniature pick axe launched at your delicate areas, would you?

I'm going to sleep shortly, I need to be fresh for my 5k Santa Dash (Push) tomorrow "

You wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?

Mousetrap?

Buckaroo

I think naked Monopoly would be excellent

Buckaroo buck naked is a no no. Naked Monopoly, that works.

Pop up pirate can chafe a bit. "

You know your games.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Made you look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?"

Olympic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and hi everyone

Runs away x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?

Olympic x "

There were originally done starkers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Made me look "

Hey, Sol, long time no see. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and hi everyone

Runs away x "

Hello! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening/morning all, hope everybody is fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all, hope everybody is fab!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Are you fab?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Evening/morning all, hope everybody is fab!"

It’s still evening until Private Parts gets up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What other games could be dangerous undressed? Kerplunk, perhaps?

Olympic x

There were originally done starkers "

I know

A Greek man called archimedes longus willyus the 3rd invented the pole vault x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and hi everyone

Runs away x

Hello! x"

Hewwwoooooooo popps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all, hope everybody is fab!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Are you fab?"

Yes thanks, very fab! Started a new job tonight that involves sitting in the canteen all night, watching netflix, loitering in the fab forums and going to sleep in the car. I think I'm going to like it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all, hope everybody is fab!

It’s still evening until Private Parts gets up "

Oh yes, the early morning thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all, hope everybody is fab!

It’s still evening until Private Parts gets up "

Absolutely it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and hi everyone

Runs away x

Hello! x

Hewwwoooooooo popps x "

I'm guessing you're all good. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all, hope everybody is fab!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Are you fab?

Yes thanks, very fab! Started a new job tonight that involves sitting in the canteen all night, watching netflix, loitering in the fab forums and going to sleep in the car. I think I'm going to like it here "

Nice work if you can get it. Congratulations on the new job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made me look

Hey, Sol, long time no see. How are you?"

mwhhh usual how are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, in the YouTube rabbit hole of reaction videos right now....that and a right hand and eye on Fab ;p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Made me look

Hey, Sol, long time no see. How are you? mwhhh usual how are you "

I'm the usual too. That'll do the for now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, in the YouTube rabbit hole of reaction videos right now....that and a right hand and eye on Fab ;p"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hatrack. You're better at multitasking than me. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, in the YouTube rabbit hole of reaction videos right now....that and a right hand and eye on Fab ;p

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hatrack. You're better at multitasking than me. Smileyface"

Not usually but coping ok so far! Fab usually has slowed down around this time anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, in the YouTube rabbit hole of reaction videos right now....that and a right hand and eye on Fab ;p

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hatrack. You're better at multitasking than me. Smileyface

Not usually but coping ok so far! Fab usually has slowed down around this time anyway."

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m up "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Whynot. Why are you up at this time?

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By *antaswingsMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Anyone been watching the boxing

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Im still awake and very worse for wear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone been watching the boxing "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anita. I'm not very boxy. But someone else might be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m up "

Been up ll night or just got up?

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over a year ago


"Im still awake and very worse for wear "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sophie. I bet you look fabulous, darling.

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By *antaswingsMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Anyone been watching the boxing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anita. I'm not very boxy. But someone else might be."

Get your box out

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Im still awake and very worse for wear

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sophie. I bet you look fabulous, darling."

I did earlier but right now im not even a hot mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone been watching the boxing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anita. I'm not very boxy. But someone else might be.

Get your box out "

You'll have to buy me dinner first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im still awake and very worse for wear

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sophie. I bet you look fabulous, darling.

I did earlier but right now im not even a hot mess "

Hahahaha.

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By *antaswingsMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Anyone been watching the boxing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anita. I'm not very boxy. But someone else might be.

Get your box out

You'll have to buy me dinner first."

Liquid lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone been watching the boxing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anita. I'm not very boxy. But someone else might be.

Get your box out

You'll have to buy me dinner first.

Liquid lunch "

That could work.

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